/ABAG/ Alita: Battle Angel General #54

This is thread is for discussion of Alita: Battle Angel.

Trailers
youtube.com/watch?v=mkZsFiVQQsk
youtube.com/watch?v=w7pYhpJaJW8

Rotten Tomatoes - Critics 59% Audience 94%
rottentomatoes.com/m/alita_battle_angel
IMDB - 7.6/10
imdb.com/title/tt0437086/

Production Cost and Box Office Sales Numbers
boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=alita.htm

Previous Thread:

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Reminder to the lurkers. Yea Forums DOES NOT like this pleb trash
the cycle is never wrong
>plebs come to Yea Forums to talk about it and spew their optimistic and positive opinions about it
>the patrician regular posters either wait for for the rip or are in the minority
>the plebs leave because they have other boards to shitpost on
>all that's left are the regular Yea Forums posters
>they usually hate it since movies like this tend to be shit

Where to find Last Order stuff?

first post worst post

Reminder that Zapan did nothing wrong. He only wanted that sweet Alita puccy.

>come watch my movie again user, you know you want to

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its probably a bot

Another thing to note is the high usage of "troll" in these threads. It's all planned by the bad guys

Hey user what is your home address?

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Saw it last night. It was a 7/10 at best but I gave them my shekels just because I want more movies like this made.

Can anyone make a middle finger edit of this?

Has there ever been a bigger cyberchad than Zapan?

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Alita: Battle Angel is why we go the movies, friends

nyaa dot si

*steals your dad*

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>t. Brie Larson

>spambot

Fucking nice.

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>tfw no le-a gf
What's her name again?

has this crock pot of liquid shit made $300m yet?

>just finished watching this movie for the fourth time
why is this movie so damn re-watchable bros?

>optimistic and positive opinions
can you imagine actually enjoying something?
Disgusting

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By Friday it will. Next Monday it will be at 400 million.

I support /abag/ threads.

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Based Alita will BTFO Brie

gonna go see it in IMAX in a city with lots of asian people. if there's asian bitches in the audience then it means they're at least marginally OK with anime. how should I make my move fellas?

>/pol/
Linking directly to the article or archive of it would have done.

Thot

Because every scene is made sure it matters and it also entertaining. Considering this film literally took 20 fucking years to make, all that time helped. This is actually one of the best movies I've ever watched.

she's very attractive. she has the face of a porn actress

nope, and it looks like its going to struggle to hit that.

>le-a
What is this?
Also, her name is Shumira. She's very cute, but also very stupid.

>thinking that just because they are like Asian means this
user this is pretty embarrassing

is this public node being traced?

>CHINA

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i would prefer with longer hair

if they're going to the movie based off an anime based off a manga then they are idiot. fucking context why do you jackasses always miss this?

smugg

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wow big time, Di$ney execs must be quaking in their clogs

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I need to learn how to live without you ALITA... you are not real, you are not gonna be airing forever as well...

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google it you lazy stupid faggot

Why are some Alitabros equating this to BR49?
Hugo is not /ourguy/ in the slightest like K. is Alita our self-insert? I think Ido is us

/pol/ is our brother board
I know you're new, but they are

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what scan is this? dialogue is different to the scans I've read

Yeah I'm sure everyone who went to see Edge of Tomorrow was a weeb too
Go fuck yourself dumbass

This. The most truly spectacular action sci-fi since Fury Road

probably, but anime and manga doesn't appear to have the same power as larger western copyright owners.

cracked.com/blog/wait-till-you-hear-whoE28099s-review-bombing-captain-marvel/

>Angry anime-loving conservatives (that's a thing!), whose natural habitats are normally Yea Forums, Twitter, and the comment sections of every gaming site on the internet, have now banded together to shit all over Captain Marvel while simultaneously kissing Alita's ass

Looks like the mouse really doesn't like Alita.

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>we

difference is one has huge animu eyes and is based off a cult classic while that movie is based off some FOTM shonen jump bs.

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More like Alita Beauty Pagant

>What is this?
Ledasha, you newfag.

>Also, her name is Shumira
Thanks. I'm terrible with names.

>She's very cute, but also very stupid
She's very Jashugan little sister IIRC.

youtu.be/bcFsegqJsmY

The strings and drums in this track give me goosebumps.

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English Digital edition published by Kodansha Advanced Media, LLC, San Fransisco

Gib cyborg Casca gf satan

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>That's actually a real article
Holy shit, how can anyone not see there is a clear bias?

arita akino

If your interested, the composer, Junkie XL, does breakdowns of the score on his youtube channel
youtube.com/watch?v=EI-j8dz450I

I don't hate the board (though it's been utter crap since the last election so I don't go on it a lot anymore) but linking directly to the board will turn off a lot of people from actually looking at the article you wanted to show.

Will I ever be safe to torrent again?
nyaa dot si slash view slash 309138
check this author, is this safe? Can't get in trouble again

This is Erica.
Say something mean to her, because she's a piece of shit and deserves to be spat on.

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That guy was confirmed for being a twitter shill as he accidentally revealed himself in these threads

>cat's tail
where are the ears?

It's an editorial. Anyone, including you, can sign up at their site and make your own "article" raving about Alita. It's not official or endorsed by the sites owners or anything.

This has been on loop for a couple hours now. So good.

Exquisite.
Erika had a hard life, user, don't bully.

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Is that from Last Order? Did the artist forget how to draw or something?

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>bouche de poulpe
rude.

Okay then, fuck it, let's all write an article for Cracked. How do we go about it? We praise Alita, but in what way? I just signed up, I actually will do this.

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>me talking about alita to marvel fags

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Just made this /ABAG/, care to rate?

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a mouth like this can only have one function

>be me
>20th century fox turns into 26th century fox
Every little detail in the film is so fucking neat

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you might as well stick to online reading in that case

Yeah, it's from LO. The art style changes a lot between the original series and the sequels.

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It's authenticity to the source material is an obvious one. Special effects are amazing. Throw in something about a strong female main character that has a genuine arc and flaws/strengths, very well written.

>ever breaking up with Alita
shit taste setzer

>supporting cracked
>giving them traffic
I'd rather not

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Зaпaн - eбaн.

Я вcё cкaзaл.

post of Alita dreaming of being butchered by Daisuke

supersaiyan alita a cute

CUTE

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Just came back from seeing it.

Some things seemed forced and a bit rushed. I don't think they fleshed out Alita's personality at the beginning enough, and her relationship with Hugo and motivation to do the things she did seemed kinda rushed.

That being said, this was the best live action anime adaptation film ever. I liked it, i'm looking forward to the sequel.

>tail
Is Ali a furry wtf
Leave this out jimbo

I prefer the original, with her fluffy hair.

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>british enjoying brexit

It's a last Order thing, it's not going to be adapted.

This movie made me want to have a robowaifu.
It's not fair lads, why do we have to wait until we're old and tired to see the very first uncanny valley AI dolls that barely resemble a girl?
I want my Alita and I want her NOW!

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It's a buttplug

The thing about this movie is even when I was criticizing its missteps while watching it, I didn't want it to end and was totally into it the whole way through
I'm unironically shilling it for free to my friends

>we
give zero fucks about your trollbot reddit

That design is utter trash though. Really surprising because her first LO design is a fucking pinnacle. It's all downhill from there.
MC design is pretty decent too. Better than middle-late LO, that's for sure.

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Since it's an adaptation, and things have been moved around a bit already, they'll include some aspects of Last Order, but obviously not a lot.

Build it by yourself

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>hey bro whatchu doin?
>oh, just thinkan bout Alita an staff...
This is fucked up, guys. Alita is distracting my studies far too much. I'm supposed to focus and get good grades!

Wait til you see her sisters.

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cast him

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My hope is that, when it comes to Alita replicas, we'll get to see AR-6, AR-11 and AR-12 rather that the original AR-2 and AR-10, which were quickly dealt with in the original manga and so didn't have much of a personality.

My sanity will return when I see Cameron confirm a sequel is being made.

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thanks, user

>tfw it's 30 years until we get we robowaifus we deserve
>I will be 51 and my dick won't work as good
>all old and shit so it will be harder to have the illusion that Alita actually thinks I'm beautiful and it's not just her programming

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holy kek

I wonder how far they'll deviate, because the way they wrote characters in the film doesn't align with what happens to them later in the manga. Like Ido will obviously have a bigger role in the sequel than he does in the later parts of the manga. I'm wondering what they've done, since they already wrote both sequels.

Is that an article generated by AI? That's just a jumbled mess of words.

>troll
>reddit
That pasta has been around longer than you've been part of Yea Forums

just get a robot dick user

>Work in fast food restaurant
>Drunk guy walks in
>He is loud and gives attitude
>Serve him anyway to get him out of there
>He fumbles and drops his hot dog and soda on the floor
>He demands a refund
>Get sad
>Kneel down
>Dip my finger in some of the ketchup and smear it under my eyes
>I remember the day shift manager's intro speech on the day I started
>"I do not stand by in the presence of spilled food. It is a potential liability".
>Drunk guy rages and throws up
>Jump up on the counter to not get puke on my shoes
>Drunk guy runs into the 7/11 next door
>"COME INTO MY WORLD"
>Security guard finally arrives on his bike
>”Sorry, if he hasn’t comitted any felonies, theft or damage, I can’t detain him in the 7-11. They don’t contract with my company and Q4S would be vicariously liable if I did anything in there.”

Try getting fit and good at conversation and, for the time being, try to find a real girl that reminds you of ALITA (this is going to help you out since you know you will be making progress one way or another).

If everything fails, buy a real ALITA when you are old.

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>there are people in these threads that have literally not seen Alita
stop arguing with these dudes bros they don't know what they are talking about.
H O T H E A D S O U T

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>Is that an article generated by AI? That's just a jumbled mess of words.

It's Vice news anno 2019, so it might as well be.

watched it for the 3rd time today, lads

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>movie is just alright and it's almost over
>Alita is storming the factory or whatever to fight True Detective(even though they never established that he was based there or had anything to do with it)
>the video blanks out but the audio keeps playing
>the theater takes about 15 minutes to fix it and get it back to about where it was
>they're giving out 1 free ticket voucher to each moviegoer
>i'm last out of the theater because capeshit has trained me to sit through the credits
>the teenager handing out the vouchers gives me the rest of the vouchers on the booklet he's been tearing them out of
>i score 9 free movie tickets because of 15 minutes of inconvenience
>mfw
This experience automatically bumped Alita up from a 5.5/10 to a 7/10.

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>those soft lips
AHHHHHHHH FUCCKK

Wait, I get it now.
That's what got me confused. It IS 2019 Vice, after all, I expect the worst.

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>30 years
I think it will take longer than that to get the robot sex drones we deserve user

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now you can throw away those tickets and watch Alita 9 more times

congratulations

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bad news guys.

it made less than 1 million domestic yesterday.

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who even needs the US in this day an age

we CHYNA NOW

Xi Jinping #1

>cross-thread to /pol/

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>go easy on me guys

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I'm happy for you user

literally built for kisses.

I DO NOT STAND BY IN THE PRESENCE OF EVIL

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>surprice

>youtu.be/RkAhIDD1Og0
This whole sequence gave me goosebumps.

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>You only saw my movie how many times?

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What about this one?

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Kissing isn't a natural thing user, lips are built for vocalization

oh god oh fuck :c

Even with the immortalising cyborg tech we will be getting I will not make it to the 23rd century due to kms'ing myself at some point
I will make do with the JOI tech in 2049

Three. Arranging a fourth now. Gonna go with a friend this time too.

bout tree fiddy

>knowyourmeme stock image

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youtu.be/0cUrAgcKOuI?t=87
Alita's theme is so great. This exclusive piano version from Tom's video is beautiful.

there's this girl that looks kinda like Alita that I could easily approach but because she reminds me of Alita it makes me way too nervous >///

Does Alita canonically have pusspuss?

or for big black Cocolate

Four times, Alita, I swear. I'm going another two times at least.

>saw this movie yesterday
>liked how it looked and the various characters
>the plot felt like they took half of a manga series and squeezed it into 2 hours
>things felt like they happened because it was in the manga so lets show it despite it not flowing well in the movie

No.

based chinese

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Why the FUCK isn't this animated? I hope this makes it into the movie too. Goddamn, it's diabetically fucking cute.

>felt like they took half of a manga series
Oh, you sweet naive child. It was barely the first two volumes.

I maintain that Yukito-sama deliberately draws shitty so that other mangaka don't get embarrassed. It's part of the Bushido code somewhere.

How long do you think this will be in theaters? I dont have any time to go see it until at least the weekend

Alita just keeps getting cuter, doesn't she?

is there a picture yet where she's in the blankets? Right before she goes after Ido

Even better then last time.

he can do it if he wants to, but he probably doesn't try so hard because the original series ended because he was under so much stress he got #triggered from looking at a blank sheet of paper

youtube.com/watch?v=gk4OxxZ_HMg

Why did Edward Norton look exactly like James Cameron in this movie?

Because Kishiro agreeed to a super short adaptation while his manga had just begun. The OAV didn't do that well in Japan, and the OAV market as whole was dying, so making sequels was out of the question. Also, apparently, James Cameron bought all the rights for adaptations back in 1998, so no anime can't be made without his consent.

He should've taken the Miurapill and released one chapter a year

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based faceblind poster

>Big Generator by Yes
>never heard of this song in my entire life
>dont think much about it
>fast forward a few days
>what do they call that thing when all the planets align?
>remember it being a thing in legend of korra
>google harmonic convergence
>wikipedia
>see also
>Big Generator by Yes

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No, when she looks at the door

The hair and jawline. Looked identical until the goggles came off.

He's playing Cameron playing Nova. Yes, he's that good.

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The Hugo/Yugo romance is 10x better in the manga. They could've just kept it almost 1:1.

Will watching the camrip be enough for me to get my ALITA fix? I am addicted and I am not even joking.

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4 u

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The point is, they had to squish a lot of content into 2 hours.

i first though it was john cusack

It's better in the movie by far.

That fucking sucks. I hope somebody tweets to him that that scene NEEDS to integrated into the movie somehow. I don't even care how, I just need to see that fucking qt Alita playing piano and singing songs in a hat.

BTW what page is that or what volume/chapter is it from?

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this, I don't see why people hate the romance so much in the film

Remember Yukito always intend for best girl Erica to be the mc of Gunnm.

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That's a fucking joke.
>ur da most human girl i ever did know

pls explain

Only going to the theater will really give you your Alita fix.
>One cheesy line makes the rest of his more detailed arc bad
Awful opinion

If you want to see it in premium 3D (and you should, sit close to the screen so you can see the detailed depth on Alita's immaculate hands and arms) then you should see it either today or tomorrow because it'll likely be out of the premium screens for the next new 3D release.

>mahershala Ali is so good of an actor he played Vector being played by nova being played by Cameron being played by ed norton
Yeah I'm thinking he's getting another Oscar next time

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Volume 4, chapter 23.

Alita is the embodiment of the Hero archetype. Captain Marvel is but a soulless caricature of the Hero.

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You probably have this weekend left. The following weekend, Alita's going to be dropped from all Imax theaters and most 3D.

Didn’t care about this movie at all before but after Disney made Rotten TomaTOES change their website for Captain Marvel, I have decided to go see Alita just out of spite.

The arc isn't any more detailed than in the manga. In fact, his personality is extremely lacking in the film compared to the short bit he's in the manga. He's terrible in the film and the dude can't act for shit. Easily the worst part of an otherwise good movie.

Based user, have fun!

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One last kissy face for now. Good night fags.

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or for something more big and black

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ALL the 3D screenings are disappearing in my town by the end of Thursday. That's only two more days!

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spoopy

meant for

It's not really the case in the manga.

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HOW ARE THEY SO REALISTIC

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>the mouse, after blatantly attempting to hurt Alita, is just driving people to go see it
Jim's keikaku is next level. The man sees every possibility. He cannot be stopped

he was a family man karate master who did shows stopping bullets but his son shot him in the head to test his skills so he got brain damage and his personality changed into a rapist murderer

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i'm avoiding cam rips because i dont want to burn my enjoyment of it out on shit tier quality

good night

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This is as fake as Erica's memories of a happy childhood.

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Why did the chocolate have the same design as the hunter-killer HQ?
Was zapan a chocolatier?

>general #54
>mfw 55 is my lucky #

one more to go, bros
weeeeeeeeeeeee

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shut up bug

She's rescuing her father from the criminal underworld (she thinks).
Irontown is Babel - Zalem is a craptastic heaven with Nova as Lucifer.
She wants to be a real girl, but unlike Geppetto, Ido holds her back. He interrupts her while she's motorballing.
Pet a dog when you encounter it on the street.
Roughly speaking.

I want to hug Alita and hold her in my arms so freaking much.

Isn't a man allowed to have hobbies?

>magic?
>no, engineering

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He even raped the bunnies.

good night.

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raildex

>sacrificing all material wealth in your dream world for spiritual bliss of others
how could you be any less of a hero?

>The doors to hunter-killer HQ are actually big bars of chocolate.

you should never ever watch a camprip whatsoever.

BROTHERS IN ARMS

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After all the Disney shills - who've all seemingly left or killed themselves - were constantly spamming anti-Alita shit, I've gotten a really bad taste in my mouth for Disney. I refuse to see any Disney films, including from distributors they own (other then Fox for the Alita sequels) from now until the foreseeable future.

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I am worried because tomorrow is gonna be the last day of viewing in my city, of course I am gonna go again (6th time) but WHAT AN I GONNA DO LATER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>weebs
You mean failed normalfags that hate actual weebs

The real question is why not 3 hours?
That's never stopped Peter Jackson's Weta CGI fests.

So how are Fox and Disney going to interact with each other? Is it just "Fox needs to make this much money this year" or are there some hands digging in? Former or latter?

>sips

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buy tickets online in other cities
and take comfort in knowing you just brought us closer to a sequel

>I need to learn how to live without you ALITA
same. this is the last week showing where i live. i still have a chance to see it again in imax but i dunno. it feels like i'm just gonna get my heart broken.

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>not encouraging user to buy a plane ticket to actually go see them

WTF user have some drive

wait for the blu ray

draddle draddle draddle

I think it fits the more space oriented story LO follows.

the feel is too real on this one

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thanks for the pape

>raped the bunnies
Can't rape the willing.

>home release estimated at May
>that two month Alitaless chasm between her leaving the cinema and appearing on our tv

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read the mango

Go user... she deserves it, it is rare for something to touch our hearts this much and make us wish for things we do not have, I think that for that she deserves one last viewing...

Buy something special to eat while watching it though, something both of you would like.

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The cutest bug!

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Will the Russians help us with a quality rip?

what do you think?

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Why spend $400-$500 on airplane ticket/trip when you could just buy 30-50 tickets all across the country with that money?

>You're gonna buy at least 10 copies of my blu-ray, right user?

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...

kinda silly with the hair desu. I don't know why it isn't just a normal bob
costume is neat though

That's literally what the hair is supposed to look like you retard.

it's funny cause it's true

i have a problem, i haven't even seen alita yet but i've stopped browsing other boards and forums and just read alita general all day

pretty whack with that head shape and hair

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I always get goosebumps at the ending, right when this song starts...

youtube.com/watch?v=kO8fTk6oKQg

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That's real fuckin' good.

>for you my dear?
>all of them

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>getting mad because I didn't fellate you over your cosplay
Fuck off roastie. There's a reason she didn't have this retarded hair in the movie, is because it looks stupid

That's a cute tumor.

>tfw on my last showing I stopped at Whole Foods and bought a big juicy orange that tasted fresh and one of those expensive bars of chocolate and timed eating them in the film

I can't tell you how pure and wholesome that felt. It didn't just taste good, lads. It felt like I was being good to myself. Like I built myself a step up to a greater life.

And it was half the price of movie popcorn.

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>I always get goosebumps at the ending, right when this song starts...

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AHHHHHHHHH WHY DIDNT I FUCKING THINK OF THIS IT SOUNDS SO NICE FUCKKKKKKK
Guess I'm seeing it again lol

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To the user who made this meme, can I get a transparent version?

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>local cinematrix
>no poster
>no iron city chocolate
>no oranges
>no boatman cap
>no giant "ALITA#1" foam glove
such is life in communist europe

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>t. incel

>go easy on me guys
>sure kid, no worries

What? The tribal thing at the start is really cool and totally match ALITA's badassery and cuteness.

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pouty lips put it all together

99%, would smooch

Like I don't think I've been obseesed so much with a character before, did Cameron create a mind virus or something? It's like I can't go on for an hour without looking at an Alita image, what the fuck is happening?

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I'm so fucking doing this on my next showing.

>that picture
user you must not hurt me like this

amctheatres.com/drink-specials?rel=alita_mfd_hero_promo
Apparently AMC has something silly like the Iron City special, at their bar.

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I snuck in a 5 dollar 90% cocoa chocolate bar, but I've never had chocolate that expensive or rich so I couldn't help but eat it while waiting for the movie to start. Felt like I was chocking on cocoa powder but the aftertaste was very sweet. Expensive chocolate is overrated.

it's all kishiro, he made the greatest manga ever

Seen it twice. Tempted for a third

top shelf

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Look at the size of those thighs user, and on a cute girl like her, not a thot

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Pleb.

Remember to sit close to the screen in 3D to see the fine ivory details on Alita's body. You miss all that sitting in the back.

I really mean sit in the first or second row. Fourth row is almost too far back.

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you know full well that's not a realistic option. I may have traveled to germany just to watch IMAX instead of LieMAX but in not going to travel across the globe for some repackaged anthon berg.

This?

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Uhhhh... yep!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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your neck doesn't hurt from this?

I haven’t seen this film yet, but I do appreciate the enthusiasm you guys have for it and the willingness to see it multiple times. I’ve been a part of a couple “film generals” and it’s always a great feeling. Maybe this weekend I’ll go.

>I want to consume something that's really bitter and gross just cause afterwards it might taste better
I don't get it.

Or just look at this too

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Go see it. You'd enjoy these generals so much more.

She obviously doesn't get dark chocolate in the film.

Just get the milk chocolate in the gold foil. Get the one with sea salt for something different, cuz that's really good.

Lindt is the only brand that matter

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it's well worth it, you won't be disappointed

Imagine if she were to give you a leg choke haha I bet you'd pass out from the smell alone haha.

So did Ido carve out all the fingerprints and such?

>other boards
Why did this trash attract so many fucking tourists?

this, especially when the mods will end up nuking them in a couple weeks. We're living in the good old days right now with it in the theaters and the generals are up.
don't let them pass!

Like coffee or beer, Pleb-bro with childish tastes.

Thank you user.

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ACCURATE

t. lindt marketer

I'll bet they are the ones behind this general!

Nah theaters aren't really built like that anymore. If you sit in the front row and look straight ahead you're basically looking at the bottom half of the screen. It enhances all the ground-level shots and the motion shots panning down. So, every city street scene and every motorball shot.

Trust me it's worth it. If it's not comfortable just get up and move, it's not like the theaters are selling out, right?

Because Arita heals all

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he probably had the same tech as Jim did to get them printed. Except better because it's the 26th century

The real question is why has it attracted so many bitter /oldfags/ who've worn out their welcome. Isn't it about time for you to pack your bags and retire to facebook old man?

the Captain Marvel deserters

>not a big bar you have to hold with two hands

you had one job

If it’s anything like Yea Forums and /frz/, they’ll let you stick around for a while.

custom covers probably doesn't cost that much more than the regular, and he probably wasn't afraid to put some extra money towards it if it meant that his daughter would be more accepting of her new body

Nigguh I already get plenty of the bitterness from life. If I want to indulge in something, it's going to be sweet just so I DON'T get reminded of the bitterness completely surrounding me. Same for alcohol. I don't want to put up with more shit in the form of bitter foretaste just to get wasted. I want something more sophisticated that eases me into comfort and bliss.

>implying zapan has a dick
He doesn't even have a face

lol what if alita tied you up and forced you to suck on her toes lol can you imagine

boards are subject matters, not homes

is that big enough... for U?

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wew

Probably taste like iron

How do you lads go to the theater without buying popcorn, it just completes the experience. Something just feels off when it’s nkt there.

>Same for alcohol. I don't want to put up with more shit in the form of bitter foretaste just to get wasted. I want something more sophisticated that eases me into comfort and bliss.
Drink better alcohol then.

t. Literally just had a supremely delicious quadruppel ale which tasted more sweet than bitter. Could barely taste the alcohol.

I will Alita
I just came back from my fourth viewing
You are still amazing
I'll keep watching you
I have an incentive now to fix my life so I can find, read, watch every media about you
It's all or nothing with you

hahaha go on haha

wrap it in gold foil and we're good

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AMC has these popcorn buckets you can get refilled for cheaper then buying the smaller sized paper bags. Or if I don't feel like eating that much popcorn I'll just get a large pop with free refills and drink a shit ton of flavored water.

i have a legitimate question, alita still has to eat and drink to nourish her brain, so does she piss and shid??

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Same
I never expected to have a favourite movie at my age but I do now and it's Alita

This.

Go meet your daughter.

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I torrented a cam of it last night but there was ad shit hardcoded and a few unexplained jumps so I deleted it, the cam looked pretty decent though, what's the best rip out there atm?

That's what I think too
Why should I even get angry at internet leftists retard losers or mouse shills who masquerade as that
Let them in their misery
I got Alita and I'm happy

you're in love user

A live-action Megalo Box would be neat.

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The movie made a point about multiple floating cities. So does that mean Earth in this setting has a failed Dyson Sphere out in orbit?

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>tail
Nope, sorry, that's where I draw the line

do you think that robot body has a pussy hole in there?

Four, fifth coming soon