Reminder to the lurkers. Yea Forums DOES NOT like this pleb trash the cycle is never wrong >plebs come to Yea Forums to talk about it and spew their optimistic and positive opinions about it >the patrician regular posters either wait for for the rip or are in the minority >the plebs leave because they have other boards to shitpost on >all that's left are the regular Yea Forums posters >they usually hate it since movies like this tend to be shit
Adam Brown
Where to find Last Order stuff?
Ryder Young
first post worst post
Jonathan Price
Reminder that Zapan did nothing wrong. He only wanted that sweet Alita puccy.
Nolan Powell
>come watch my movie again user, you know you want to
gonna go see it in IMAX in a city with lots of asian people. if there's asian bitches in the audience then it means they're at least marginally OK with anime. how should I make my move fellas?
Luis Russell
>/pol/ Linking directly to the article or archive of it would have done.
Chase Gonzalez
Thot
Aaron Nelson
Because every scene is made sure it matters and it also entertaining. Considering this film literally took 20 fucking years to make, all that time helped. This is actually one of the best movies I've ever watched.
Lucas Edwards
she's very attractive. she has the face of a porn actress
Jaxon Flores
nope, and it looks like its going to struggle to hit that.
Aiden Cooper
>le-a What is this? Also, her name is Shumira. She's very cute, but also very stupid.
Joseph Diaz
>thinking that just because they are like Asian means this user this is pretty embarrassing
>Angry anime-loving conservatives (that's a thing!), whose natural habitats are normally Yea Forums, Twitter, and the comment sections of every gaming site on the internet, have now banded together to shit all over Captain Marvel while simultaneously kissing Alita's ass
>That's actually a real article Holy shit, how can anyone not see there is a clear bias?
Isaac Lopez
arita akino
Mason Peterson
If your interested, the composer, Junkie XL, does breakdowns of the score on his youtube channel youtube.com/watch?v=EI-j8dz450I
Levi Smith
I don't hate the board (though it's been utter crap since the last election so I don't go on it a lot anymore) but linking directly to the board will turn off a lot of people from actually looking at the article you wanted to show.
Jaxon Robinson
Will I ever be safe to torrent again? nyaa dot si slash view slash 309138 check this author, is this safe? Can't get in trouble again
Logan Hall
This is Erica. Say something mean to her, because she's a piece of shit and deserves to be spat on.
That guy was confirmed for being a twitter shill as he accidentally revealed himself in these threads
Joseph Lopez
>cat's tail where are the ears?
Joseph Peterson
It's an editorial. Anyone, including you, can sign up at their site and make your own "article" raving about Alita. It's not official or endorsed by the sites owners or anything.
Ryan Davis
This has been on loop for a couple hours now. So good.
Christian Parker
Exquisite. Erika had a hard life, user, don't bully.
Okay then, fuck it, let's all write an article for Cracked. How do we go about it? We praise Alita, but in what way? I just signed up, I actually will do this.
It's authenticity to the source material is an obvious one. Special effects are amazing. Throw in something about a strong female main character that has a genuine arc and flaws/strengths, very well written.
James Sanders
>ever breaking up with Alita shit taste setzer
Joshua Sullivan
>supporting cracked >giving them traffic I'd rather not
Some things seemed forced and a bit rushed. I don't think they fleshed out Alita's personality at the beginning enough, and her relationship with Hugo and motivation to do the things she did seemed kinda rushed.
That being said, this was the best live action anime adaptation film ever. I liked it, i'm looking forward to the sequel.
It's a last Order thing, it's not going to be adapted.
Blake Parker
This movie made me want to have a robowaifu. It's not fair lads, why do we have to wait until we're old and tired to see the very first uncanny valley AI dolls that barely resemble a girl? I want my Alita and I want her NOW!
The thing about this movie is even when I was criticizing its missteps while watching it, I didn't want it to end and was totally into it the whole way through I'm unironically shilling it for free to my friends
Elijah Kelly
>we give zero fucks about your trollbot reddit
Jason Carter
That design is utter trash though. Really surprising because her first LO design is a fucking pinnacle. It's all downhill from there. MC design is pretty decent too. Better than middle-late LO, that's for sure.
>hey bro whatchu doin? >oh, just thinkan bout Alita an staff... This is fucked up, guys. Alita is distracting my studies far too much. I'm supposed to focus and get good grades!
My hope is that, when it comes to Alita replicas, we'll get to see AR-6, AR-11 and AR-12 rather that the original AR-2 and AR-10, which were quickly dealt with in the original manga and so didn't have much of a personality.
Brody Russell
My sanity will return when I see Cameron confirm a sequel is being made.
>tfw it's 30 years until we get we robowaifus we deserve >I will be 51 and my dick won't work as good >all old and shit so it will be harder to have the illusion that Alita actually thinks I'm beautiful and it's not just her programming
I wonder how far they'll deviate, because the way they wrote characters in the film doesn't align with what happens to them later in the manga. Like Ido will obviously have a bigger role in the sequel than he does in the later parts of the manga. I'm wondering what they've done, since they already wrote both sequels.
Jacob Lee
Is that an article generated by AI? That's just a jumbled mess of words.
Landon Lewis
>troll >reddit That pasta has been around longer than you've been part of Yea Forums
David Long
just get a robot dick user
Nathaniel Adams
>Work in fast food restaurant >Drunk guy walks in >He is loud and gives attitude >Serve him anyway to get him out of there >He fumbles and drops his hot dog and soda on the floor >He demands a refund >Get sad >Kneel down >Dip my finger in some of the ketchup and smear it under my eyes >I remember the day shift manager's intro speech on the day I started >"I do not stand by in the presence of spilled food. It is a potential liability". >Drunk guy rages and throws up >Jump up on the counter to not get puke on my shoes >Drunk guy runs into the 7/11 next door >"COME INTO MY WORLD" >Security guard finally arrives on his bike >”Sorry, if he hasn’t comitted any felonies, theft or damage, I can’t detain him in the 7-11. They don’t contract with my company and Q4S would be vicariously liable if I did anything in there.”
Jason Brown
Try getting fit and good at conversation and, for the time being, try to find a real girl that reminds you of ALITA (this is going to help you out since you know you will be making progress one way or another).
If everything fails, buy a real ALITA when you are old.
>there are people in these threads that have literally not seen Alita stop arguing with these dudes bros they don't know what they are talking about. H O T H E A D S O U T
>movie is just alright and it's almost over >Alita is storming the factory or whatever to fight True Detective(even though they never established that he was based there or had anything to do with it) >the video blanks out but the audio keeps playing >the theater takes about 15 minutes to fix it and get it back to about where it was >they're giving out 1 free ticket voucher to each moviegoer >i'm last out of the theater because capeshit has trained me to sit through the credits >the teenager handing out the vouchers gives me the rest of the vouchers on the booklet he's been tearing them out of >i score 9 free movie tickets because of 15 minutes of inconvenience >mfw This experience automatically bumped Alita up from a 5.5/10 to a 7/10.
Kissing isn't a natural thing user, lips are built for vocalization
Kevin Powell
oh god oh fuck :c
Landon Gray
Even with the immortalising cyborg tech we will be getting I will not make it to the 23rd century due to kms'ing myself at some point I will make do with the JOI tech in 2049
Lincoln Hernandez
Three. Arranging a fourth now. Gonna go with a friend this time too.
youtu.be/0cUrAgcKOuI?t=87 Alita's theme is so great. This exclusive piano version from Tom's video is beautiful.
Jayden Moore
there's this girl that looks kinda like Alita that I could easily approach but because she reminds me of Alita it makes me way too nervous >///
Samuel Miller
Does Alita canonically have pusspuss?
Nolan Thomas
or for big black Cocolate
Logan Walker
Four times, Alita, I swear. I'm going another two times at least.
Kayden Murphy
>saw this movie yesterday >liked how it looked and the various characters >the plot felt like they took half of a manga series and squeezed it into 2 hours >things felt like they happened because it was in the manga so lets show it despite it not flowing well in the movie
Why the FUCK isn't this animated? I hope this makes it into the movie too. Goddamn, it's diabetically fucking cute.
Carter Price
>felt like they took half of a manga series Oh, you sweet naive child. It was barely the first two volumes.
Charles Roberts
I maintain that Yukito-sama deliberately draws shitty so that other mangaka don't get embarrassed. It's part of the Bushido code somewhere.
Josiah Lewis
How long do you think this will be in theaters? I dont have any time to go see it until at least the weekend
Gavin Sanders
Alita just keeps getting cuter, doesn't she?
Hudson Hall
is there a picture yet where she's in the blankets? Right before she goes after Ido
Joseph Collins
Even better then last time.
David Wilson
he can do it if he wants to, but he probably doesn't try so hard because the original series ended because he was under so much stress he got #triggered from looking at a blank sheet of paper
Why did Edward Norton look exactly like James Cameron in this movie?
Cooper Allen
Because Kishiro agreeed to a super short adaptation while his manga had just begun. The OAV didn't do that well in Japan, and the OAV market as whole was dying, so making sequels was out of the question. Also, apparently, James Cameron bought all the rights for adaptations back in 1998, so no anime can't be made without his consent.
Luis Clark
He should've taken the Miurapill and released one chapter a year
>Big Generator by Yes >never heard of this song in my entire life >dont think much about it >fast forward a few days >what do they call that thing when all the planets align? >remember it being a thing in legend of korra >google harmonic convergence >wikipedia >see also >Big Generator by Yes
The point is, they had to squish a lot of content into 2 hours.
Brandon Gomez
i first though it was john cusack
William Morris
It's better in the movie by far.
Noah Russell
That fucking sucks. I hope somebody tweets to him that that scene NEEDS to integrated into the movie somehow. I don't even care how, I just need to see that fucking qt Alita playing piano and singing songs in a hat.
BTW what page is that or what volume/chapter is it from?
That's a fucking joke. >ur da most human girl i ever did know
Jack Perry
pls explain
Samuel Taylor
Only going to the theater will really give you your Alita fix. >One cheesy line makes the rest of his more detailed arc bad Awful opinion
Mason Brooks
If you want to see it in premium 3D (and you should, sit close to the screen so you can see the detailed depth on Alita's immaculate hands and arms) then you should see it either today or tomorrow because it'll likely be out of the premium screens for the next new 3D release.
Camden Ward
>mahershala Ali is so good of an actor he played Vector being played by nova being played by Cameron being played by ed norton Yeah I'm thinking he's getting another Oscar next time
You probably have this weekend left. The following weekend, Alita's going to be dropped from all Imax theaters and most 3D.
Easton James
Didn’t care about this movie at all before but after Disney made Rotten TomaTOES change their website for Captain Marvel, I have decided to go see Alita just out of spite.
Jackson Sanchez
The arc isn't any more detailed than in the manga. In fact, his personality is extremely lacking in the film compared to the short bit he's in the manga. He's terrible in the film and the dude can't act for shit. Easily the worst part of an otherwise good movie.
>the mouse, after blatantly attempting to hurt Alita, is just driving people to go see it Jim's keikaku is next level. The man sees every possibility. He cannot be stopped
Carson Collins
he was a family man karate master who did shows stopping bullets but his son shot him in the head to test his skills so he got brain damage and his personality changed into a rapist murderer
She's rescuing her father from the criminal underworld (she thinks). Irontown is Babel - Zalem is a craptastic heaven with Nova as Lucifer. She wants to be a real girl, but unlike Geppetto, Ido holds her back. He interrupts her while she's motorballing. Pet a dog when you encounter it on the street. Roughly speaking.
Jason Rodriguez
I want to hug Alita and hold her in my arms so freaking much.
After all the Disney shills - who've all seemingly left or killed themselves - were constantly spamming anti-Alita shit, I've gotten a really bad taste in my mouth for Disney. I refuse to see any Disney films, including from distributors they own (other then Fox for the Alita sequels) from now until the foreseeable future.
I am worried because tomorrow is gonna be the last day of viewing in my city, of course I am gonna go again (6th time) but WHAT AN I GONNA DO LATER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>weebs You mean failed normalfags that hate actual weebs
Sebastian Bennett
The real question is why not 3 hours? That's never stopped Peter Jackson's Weta CGI fests.
Mason Morris
So how are Fox and Disney going to interact with each other? Is it just "Fox needs to make this much money this year" or are there some hands digging in? Former or latter?
buy tickets online in other cities and take comfort in knowing you just brought us closer to a sequel
Christopher Cook
>I need to learn how to live without you ALITA same. this is the last week showing where i live. i still have a chance to see it again in imax but i dunno. it feels like i'm just gonna get my heart broken.
Go user... she deserves it, it is rare for something to touch our hearts this much and make us wish for things we do not have, I think that for that she deserves one last viewing...
Buy something special to eat while watching it though, something both of you would like.
>getting mad because I didn't fellate you over your cosplay Fuck off roastie. There's a reason she didn't have this retarded hair in the movie, is because it looks stupid
Juan Davis
That's a cute tumor.
Blake Taylor
>tfw on my last showing I stopped at Whole Foods and bought a big juicy orange that tasted fresh and one of those expensive bars of chocolate and timed eating them in the film
I can't tell you how pure and wholesome that felt. It didn't just taste good, lads. It felt like I was being good to myself. Like I built myself a step up to a greater life.
Like I don't think I've been obseesed so much with a character before, did Cameron create a mind virus or something? It's like I can't go on for an hour without looking at an Alita image, what the fuck is happening?
I snuck in a 5 dollar 90% cocoa chocolate bar, but I've never had chocolate that expensive or rich so I couldn't help but eat it while waiting for the movie to start. Felt like I was chocking on cocoa powder but the aftertaste was very sweet. Expensive chocolate is overrated.
you know full well that's not a realistic option. I may have traveled to germany just to watch IMAX instead of LieMAX but in not going to travel across the globe for some repackaged anthon berg.
I haven’t seen this film yet, but I do appreciate the enthusiasm you guys have for it and the willingness to see it multiple times. I’ve been a part of a couple “film generals” and it’s always a great feeling. Maybe this weekend I’ll go.
Ryder Morales
>I want to consume something that's really bitter and gross just cause afterwards it might taste better I don't get it.
Imagine if she were to give you a leg choke haha I bet you'd pass out from the smell alone haha.
Jose Barnes
So did Ido carve out all the fingerprints and such?
Hunter Foster
>other boards Why did this trash attract so many fucking tourists?
Brayden Edwards
this, especially when the mods will end up nuking them in a couple weeks. We're living in the good old days right now with it in the theaters and the generals are up. don't let them pass!
Charles Turner
Like coffee or beer, Pleb-bro with childish tastes.
Nah theaters aren't really built like that anymore. If you sit in the front row and look straight ahead you're basically looking at the bottom half of the screen. It enhances all the ground-level shots and the motion shots panning down. So, every city street scene and every motorball shot.
Trust me it's worth it. If it's not comfortable just get up and move, it's not like the theaters are selling out, right?
he probably had the same tech as Jim did to get them printed. Except better because it's the 26th century
Caleb Flores
The real question is why has it attracted so many bitter /oldfags/ who've worn out their welcome. Isn't it about time for you to pack your bags and retire to facebook old man?
Jason Phillips
the Captain Marvel deserters
Jaxson Lee
>not a big bar you have to hold with two hands
you had one job
Easton Diaz
If it’s anything like Yea Forums and /frz/, they’ll let you stick around for a while.
Cooper Rodriguez
custom covers probably doesn't cost that much more than the regular, and he probably wasn't afraid to put some extra money towards it if it meant that his daughter would be more accepting of her new body
Lucas Green
Nigguh I already get plenty of the bitterness from life. If I want to indulge in something, it's going to be sweet just so I DON'T get reminded of the bitterness completely surrounding me. Same for alcohol. I don't want to put up with more shit in the form of bitter foretaste just to get wasted. I want something more sophisticated that eases me into comfort and bliss.
Caleb Bennett
>implying zapan has a dick He doesn't even have a face
Chase Phillips
lol what if alita tied you up and forced you to suck on her toes lol can you imagine
How do you lads go to the theater without buying popcorn, it just completes the experience. Something just feels off when it’s nkt there.
Cooper Murphy
>Same for alcohol. I don't want to put up with more shit in the form of bitter foretaste just to get wasted. I want something more sophisticated that eases me into comfort and bliss. Drink better alcohol then.
t. Literally just had a supremely delicious quadruppel ale which tasted more sweet than bitter. Could barely taste the alcohol.
Jaxson Brown
I will Alita I just came back from my fourth viewing You are still amazing I'll keep watching you I have an incentive now to fix my life so I can find, read, watch every media about you It's all or nothing with you
AMC has these popcorn buckets you can get refilled for cheaper then buying the smaller sized paper bags. Or if I don't feel like eating that much popcorn I'll just get a large pop with free refills and drink a shit ton of flavored water.
Adrian Mitchell
i have a legitimate question, alita still has to eat and drink to nourish her brain, so does she piss and shid??
I torrented a cam of it last night but there was ad shit hardcoded and a few unexplained jumps so I deleted it, the cam looked pretty decent though, what's the best rip out there atm?
Justin Price
That's what I think too Why should I even get angry at internet leftists retard losers or mouse shills who masquerade as that Let them in their misery I got Alita and I'm happy