Decided Dr No is objectively the best Bond film

>Thunderball is my favorite.
I love the baroque atmosphere of that film.

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Casiono Royale is the best Bond.
From Russia with Love is the best Connery one and the second best in the series.
Connery's magnificent in all of them but Dr. No and Goldfinger have some dips within them. Diamonds are Forver just sucks though
Go back to facebook.
Moore's are honestly dull and anti-fun. Octopussy was the only one I enjoyed.
Lazenby's is pretty good, he just wasn't the best choice for the lead. The kilt thing was also weird.

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>Moore's are honestly dull and anti-fun
like hell

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Dr. No belongs in the top 2 or 3.
Goldfinger is breddy gud too.

reminder if you think he wont be a good Bond, you are a racist.

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Tree blind mice in a row
Tree blind mice dere dey go

Skyfall is the best thqhwy fampai

possibly the worst and Im too tired to explain why I hate that film again. hopefully youre not a newfag and Ive ranted at you previously

Nah. Even there he looks like an awkward old man, not a suave secret agent.

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GAYYY

I enjoy Dr. No and can't fault you for thinking it is the best, however I believe From Russia With Love just barely beats it.
all the connery movies after frwl suck

The weirdest part of Dr No is when Bond breaks out of the cell. In the book, No does this to test Bond, and makes the air vent he gets into flood and get blisteringly hot. In the movie it's the same, except it's not a test and he escapes for real.

>best villain
>best henchman
>best girls
>best stunt
>best locations
>best lair
>best poster
>underrated theme song
>Roger Moore being cold and hard instead of his later goofier performances
this is the best Bond movie

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>not a suave secret agent.
Craig Bond is literally the opposite of a suave secret agent. He is stupid and constantly 'act now think later'
the closest we see Craig Bond using his detective skills is figuring out who sent the text message in Casino Royale

Dr No is great but its low budget really held it back.

>I believe From Russia With Love just barely beats it.
Why do you enjoy it? Isn't that the one with the granny spy?

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it lacked the crabs and the squid

Am I alone in thinking he looks like the Villain in From Russia With Love?

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He was not goofy at all in The Spy who loved me.

Bond is well-drawn in Dr. No, and Craig should remake it since he's playing the same type of hardass.

His facially scars are disgusting

He quips constantly, fuck when he's in the car with Anya trying to get away from Jaws he makes like 5 quips in less than 15 seconds

Meanwhile in Golden Gun he was slapping women around and throwing children off boats

he really does look like him and is probably more closer to Grant character as well being a complete psycho who also enjoys red wine with fish

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>and Craig should remake it
that would be awful. Dr No would turn out to be his long lost cousin who bullied Bond as a child

>Craig looks like the Villain in From Russia With Love
maybe he'll pull the mask off and reveal himself to be an aging Sean Connery

>that would be awful. Dr No would turn out to be his long lost cousin who bullied Bond as a child
Probably since they can't write a script to save their lives, but generally-speaking, a German-Chinese connection would make for an interesting Post Cold War plot. Just get them off of that beach and into Brussels

meaning, delineate the EU's connections to Post-British Hong Kong, Peking, Shanghai.

He really is if they do a twist where the entire Craig era was secretly a Spectre training camp to take out Bond that be beyond retarded but I'd mark out a little I wouldn't lie.

No way, Casino Royale has the best one - also RIP Chris Cornell

>no sexy naked girls
>best
fag

>majority of franchise has title sequence with dancing naked girl silhouettes
>argues the one with cards and men dancing is the best

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all the connery movies are unironically shit

You're gay.
Craig is suave. I agree that past Casino he starts to look more brutish.
>Eva Green isn't sexy

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>Eva Green isn't sexy
I was talking about the opening titles. Also Eva is wasted in CR, her character is badly written and she doesn't even get naked which is her bread and butter.

Nope

wrong but they did have the worst cold opens and the worst editing

Christ, kid, you need to stop critiquing on a full scrotum. Go jerk off if you can't engage in sensible movie discussions whilst horny.

man with the golden gun isn't fun?

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>007 tier
Goldfinger
From Russia with Love
Casino Royale
The Spy Who Loved Me
On Her Majesty's Secret Service

>High tier
GoldenEye
Thunderball
Skyfall
Dr. No
The Living Daylights
For Your Eyes Only

>Mid tier
You Only Live Twice
Licence to Kill
Live and Let Die
SPECTRE
Tomorrow Never Dies
The World is Not Enough

>Low tier
Diamonds are Forever
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
Octopussy

>SHIT tier
Quantum of Solace
Die Another Day
The Man with the Golden Gun

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>"Call me James, it's five days to Alaska!"
lol

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Eva's in the intro dude. And she's sexy as fuck in the movie.
Bond girls usually never go full nude, this isn't a porn series.

Goldeneye has the best title sequence

which one was the one with the gay south african villains, the one where they were in the netherlands?

IMO that was the best bond movie

LIVE OR LET DiiiiiiiiiEEE

>Stop getting Bond wrong!!!

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>craig
>bond

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It's called suggested nudity friend, and CR doesn't even have that. Eva wanted to be nude in the shower scene but Craig said she shouldn't

Also one girl in the intro doesn't compare to others that have dozens and you can actually see some nipple

That's because her character is supposed to be traumatized by watching Bond strangle somebody. It's not supposed to be sexy. It's a good call by Craig, was a touching moment where he comforts her, not a typical Bond romance scene. Her tits would be a distraction.
The other dude is right, go have a wank.

Goldfinger the quintessential Bond film. Its has everything, the villians, the girls, absurd plot, gadgets, cars and the killer theme song.

Goldfinger stands out as having a villain with a plan that actually was pretty good and not totally fucking stupid.

did Pussy replace the gas with a nonlethal agent or were the Fort Knox guards pretending to be asleep? I always thought it was the former but someone told me it was actually the latter and if true that's dumb

I haven't seen GF in like 10 years

Why is that a bad thing?

Objectively, it's From Russia With Love
My personal favorite though is On Her Majesty's Secret Service

Why was Moneypenny African in Skyfall?

first half is great, then it becomes pretty boring after Bond is captured and sent to Kentucky. It's not an interesting location and Bond spends too much time there, it drags the film down

Objectively Best Bond movie: Goldfinger
Personal favorite: Goldeneye
Best Reboot: Casino Royale
Best title song: A View To A Kill
Best title sequence: The spy who loved me
Most underrated Bond movie: The world is not enough

Says you who masturbated over Black Panther and what it stood for

Cause I don't support pass the torch propaganda

T. not really a Bond fan

You know why...

People who claim Bond should be black is like those feminist fake gamer girls.

Britt Ekland is a horrible actress, she's definitely the sexiest Bond girl though

This. Never liked Connery. Moore is the real Bond.

Together with The Spy Who Loved Me the only really good Moore ones that rank on top 10

Elektra King is the top tier female in the franchise.

1. On Her Majesty's Secret Service
2. The Living Daylights
3. Goldfinger
4. From Russia With Love
5. Casino Royale
6. The Spy Who Loved Me
7. Thunderball
8. Dr No
9. The Man With The Golden Gun
10. Goldeneye

connery is shit.

Bond is also behind the eightball throughout the entire movie. He's along for the ride, never knowing what anyone is actually up to or actively getting ahead of things successfully until his fight with Odd Job.

Underrated Bond girl, comming through

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it was good up until they actually got to dr. no's base

That never bothered me since it's still a comfy movie

The former, she got flipped after she fucked Bond.

No doubt. It's just an outlier in terms of how he typically operates in most of the movies. For better and worse the movie set up the formula for future films.

I'd say it gets better at that point, I really miss the surreal villain's lair of the Bond series

I ought to give the full series another watch sometime soon - haven't done it since the month before Skyfall.
Only thing I definitively recall is that Moonraker is the worst, without question.

Die Another Day is worse and Moonraker is still more entertaining than the boring For Your Eyes Only, dosen't help that it's back to basics Bond since it's boring.

Die Another Die only goes to shit once we get to the ice palace; Moonraker is just a bore throughout.
For Your Eyes Only is fine, retarded cold open aside.

That spider scene make laugh

>movie gets added to Netflix
>sudden influx of posts related to film
pottery

While I admire the inclusion of geology in Dr. No, You only live twice is the thinking man's bond movie.

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Very true, Bond plays spectator instead of really being an active participant in the plot. Goldfinger has some very iconic moments to be sure, but it's honestly my least favorite of Connery's movies. Then again what do I know, my favorite of his is Diamonds Are Forever

meh, producers wanted to fire her but she threatened to kill herself if they didn't put her in the movie, Aki was better

goldfinger is best
all of bronsnan's movie's suck, despite him being a decent bond

But that is Aki

oh, thought it was Kissy Suzuki. I'm drunk

We are now impregnable.

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>his face is first revealed behind his henchman's ass
what did they mean by this?

I liked it, and the portrayal of Japan is exotic and interesting, but I prefer Dr. No. I am not even sure why, exactly, but it could be that I found Dr. No more raw and realistic.