AHAHAHAHA

He has shit ab insertions and needs to grow his pecs , his adonis belt is too defined

it's called manlet proportions

>cockney
>irish
i don't understand

Abs look fine but yeah his pecs need to be bigger.

kinda looks like a frog

Fuck Chris Isaak.

I was just thinking about this. Both of them are pretty talented comedic actors, there's lots of good slapstick in the show, but Josh does get to do more.

Someone feed this man

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Someone sneed this man

>she's taller than him
Oh boy.

he's trying attract chicks not bodybuilding incels

youtube.com/watch?v=d9IohS3CfTY

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Does that girl in the red shirt have downs?

What's going on?

go fuck yourselves

DRAKEEEE

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they got a point

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>he didn't bother to get mods for the chat
Lmao

When's his next concert?

he found a way

she's just british

You guys act like he didn’t smash

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heelarios

the big reveal at the end?... She does not give a crud

he was full grown by the time he was 15.

This board is cancer

Drake please...

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This is the Yea Forums I know and love

TO PAY OFF THIS FINEEEEEEE

I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I'D BE 500K IN DEBT BUT
I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAAAYY

HEY MAN, CAN I GET A RIIIIIDE?
(to the welfare line)

Gimme a speedy gestalt

kek

It’s been at least 5 or 6 years since the 500k meme. Has he made a dent in that at all?

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>>>/global/rules/2

He just don't like to be reminded of it.

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He's literally rich again
It's a dead meme

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Then we can go back to mocking Josh for being a faggy zoomer pandering vine YouTubing fuck that he is

It's like it's all core

We should
youtube.com/watch?v=EjYV-OrN8gM
I don't know how this board missed this video. Probably because it's to long for their attention spans.

>live streaming on twitch while playing guitar at a open mic
yeah hes fucking back

He made one with Miranda too
youtu.be/Ju27AcMd2Hw

His head is absolutely massive compare to his shoulder width, god damn. Makes him look even shorter than he is, like a midget or something

Remember that 6 months Josh sucked John Stamos’ dick so hard?

We should have pressed him more on the Schneider issue.

isn't he like 40? should he be going on a blind date with a 17 year old???

why not?

jesus christ that skin

Most fat kids can grow into pretty alpha males when they're older, as long as they start lifting+cutting. They've usually got a lot of muscle hiding under that blubber. Just look at Neville Longbottom.
Meanwhile the skinny kids end up scrawny manlets because they didn't eat enough growing up.

>Josh is a Chad and successful

Why is this a meme?other than being kinda big on Instagram he's not doing anything

Legitimately what did he mean by that?

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he's not "a chad" you fucking autist

Sup newfaggot

>he's still trying
Tell me he isn't the king of JUST now that Brendan has his shit together. I mean Brendan isn't so broke and pathetic he has to literally live in Disneyland

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mission accomplished

t. Drake

You know what he meant.

MAKE MUTT BABIES VEY

A chad is a guy very attractive and manly, athletic and succesful with women. Josh is a effeminate former fat fuck that looks good now but not a fucking 10/10. He doesn't even have the characteristic chad jaw.
Jeez at least get your own buzzwords right virgins

Look, Drake. Enough is enough. You're nearing the levels of Jenna Fischer types of sad. He threw you a bone and made that video with you a week ago, and you're still shit talking him?
No wonder you're a failure and only a bunch of fags on a Taiwanese underwater basket weaving board cares to mention you.
Give it up and get a job to work on that debt you've built up for yourself. Please.

>height starts with a 5
>chad

pick one

Your saying Drake hangs out at Disney land, because the chances of being recognised are high? What does he seek to gain from ir

No, he literally lives at Disneyland. He's broke and got a lifetime access to it from his Drake & Josh fame

>He's broke and got a lifetime access to it from his Drake & Josh fame
Literally neither of these things are true?
He's not broke anymore, and his disneyland access comes from voicing Peter Parker in the spiderman tv show

Anyone gonna post the pic of his dick he posted on Twitter?

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Drake pls go

Rules are for gia fags.

Who watches this shit? apart from us of course.

I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SO SIMPLE BUT

Josh is a fucking android. I have never seen such a plastic and vapid person in my life before.

Why does Yea Forums hates him so much

I found a way

I found a way

Hate, love, obsession, what does it really matter?

>those voices
did neither of them hit puberty?

I don’t hate him. I actually think he is the better of the two nickelodeon sitcom brothers. I am fascinated by him.

So he's basically your average normalfag.

We don't hate him, we are fascinated by him.

Its just like that episode where everything in Josh's life starts going right for him as soon as he separates from Drake, while Drake struggles with everything and gets JUST'd big time, culminating in him breaking down and crying that he needs Josh way more than Josh needs him.

Life imitates art.

Is Drake a cyborg? I know he's definitely not a robot autist, but it doesn't seem like he's a full normie.

kek

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yeah it's strange for a former fat kid Josh has absolutely no personality, guys who were fat as kids usually develop a lot of... quirks (think Jonah Hill)

He’s just out of touch with the generation he is trying to appeal to. He’s a kids sitcom star from the 2000s trying to be a zoomer.

No, he's just very much a guy who peaked in the 00s, despite the memes most men are only Chads for a few years before they become washed up boomers

haters mad

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>Josh is a youtuber with 2m subscribers
Who would've thought. The guy acts like a retard though, even more so than zoomer youtubers.

Wasn't he streaming on twtich a few days ago and Yea Forums flooded the chat with 600K posting? Why don't you ever do anything good like that, Yea Forums? Why are you the worst board on 4 channel?

...

That wasn't even good or funny. It was pretty low effort trolling.

t. Drake

Drake is CANCELLED

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Isn't he in deep debt? Or at a least used to be a few years back.

drake isn't jewish

Who do you think is more likely to me Me Too'd, Drake or Josh? I am sure they fucked a few underaged fans back in the day

Josh is transzoomer. He’s reliving his childhood because his real one sucked.

Is Josh jewish?

Go fuck yourself.

yes

Holy shit, Drake straight up personifies the beta Chad

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Probably Drake. Life seems to like JUST'ing him a lot.

I think so. Everything he does in public seems forced and unnatural.

What is Drake?

In debt

what is the difference between beta chad and alpha chad?

Yo, how's Disneyland this time of the year?

human

cockney irish

I love how they're all mexican. His fanbase is made up of poor teenage mexican girls.

>His parents are Robin Dodson, a professional billiards player, and Joe Bell. He has English, Scottish, and Swedish ancestry.
so general Anglo-American

this fag

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see

More like cuckney irish if you ask me.

I think it's just the general population trend of Florida these days is Hispanic

>Drake
>He has English, Scottish, and Swedish ancestry
>Josh
>Peck is Jewish, and had a Bar Mitzvah ceremony

I'm not sure. If one of them was and one of them wasn't, then I can guarantee you it will be pure coincidence.

beta chad is a """chad""" (ha) who has all the workings and potential of a chad but doesn't act on it whereas the "alpha" Chad, the true Chad, is always alpha. Alphaness is like breathing or blinking for Chad.

A beta Chad has all the external markings of a Chad. He's handsome, fit, maybe a little self-obsessed, but this is completely overwhelmed by his crushing self-loathing. He therefore lives under a glass ceiling of seeing everything a Chad can be up close but never reaching it.

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>Drake "The Human Holocaust" Bell
Jesus, dude. Calm it down.

I didn't know he was friends with Raimi.

>beta chad
A male normalfag who tries to be a Chad and ends up fucking himself over trying to reach alpha male feats he does not possess.

>alpha chad
A regular Chad.

Dude, this nigga is in Mexico all the time. His latest song is "Fuego Lento", FFS. He's a bit of a latin american meme, while teens still find him hot.

Drake was on top of the world at age 16 and so it never occurred to him that the lifestyle he'd achieved as a guitar-playing prettyboy celebrity wouldn't last forever unless he put in effort to maintain it.

Josh, who was only famous for being the fat funny one, knew his celebrity was tenuous and made all the right career moves to secure his future, even back then

pretty based, I am white and like mexican pussy myself

What a pathetic human bean

josh is a social climbing piece of shit. his only link to hollywood is being john stamos' twink piece

Disneyland is in Anaheim. Southern California is more BEANED than anywhere in the US.

>uses emojis in his filenames
kill yourself immediately

Are they femcels? I can't imagine normie girls unironically fangirling Drake Bell, they usually move onto the next hottest trend

they look fairy cute though, not hideous

How dare you?

He upped his price. Used to be 50 bucks.
Which one of you rich anons are going to pay him to give tribute to Yea Forums?

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>pair him with someone that is 2-3in taller

this was never going to go down well ..

>He upped his price
Ya I'm thinking he's back

Drake Bell is far from scrawny. He's actually pretty shredded

t. DYEL

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you just keep pics of naked dudes on your computer like that?

No I googled it and saved so I could post it as an example

THe only reason I even knew it existed was because of a youtube video of Drake and Josh hanging out I watched recently

Dude's definitely not scrawny though

>reddit spacing
>has gay porn on his computer
>DYEL in denial
it's time to go back

He's a DYEL who can flex his chest in good lighting.

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He's fucked more women with that skin than you will your entire life.

Skipped legday

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Dudes, don't even fucking pretend right now that you wouldn't want his bod. He's in better shape that you will ever be and has had more sex than you ever will. The fact that you are trying to find little details off about him and checking him out says alot though.

>Drake Bell unironically goes on Yea Forums to defend himself
I'm sorry you didn't find a way

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>watching this shit show live

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hi Drake!

He's still fucked more of them than you ever will and he's constantly lusted after.

Mr. Bell this is getting embarrassing

Yeah this is what I'm saying too. I mean he's not top tier fitness wise but he's certainly in much better shape than most of the idiots on this board.

I dont really get what all the shit talking is about.

Fuck you. I'm not even him. I just find it hilarious overweight dudes on here are going to pretend they have a better life than this guy. He's fucking living his dream. What the fuck are you doing?

plus as you said tons of girls want his dick

>overweight dudes on here are going to pretend they have a better life than this guy. He's fucking living his dream. What the fuck are you doing?
Not 600k in debt grasping on a role i did 15 years ago

The people in that stream raid are so obviously /r/Yea Forums 2012 Yea Forumstard era wannabe's. Incredibly unwarranted to just harrass a guy like that.
Used to be the celebrities with the JUST mark got Yea Forumss support. Used to be trolls had a sense of honor, pride.

I like you drake

DRAKE IM GOING SICKO MODE The Foreskin does have functions DESPITE establishment bias to the contrary An unnecessary surgical procedure is mutilation. This excerpt from Wikipedia (note the link contains images of male genitalia) sums up some of the relevant research: “Taylor et al. (1996) described the foreskin in detail, documenting a ridged band of mucosal tissue. They stated: “This ridged band contains more Meissner’s corpuscles than does the smooth mucosa and exhibits features of specialized sensory mucosa."

I have nothing to envy him.
>He's fucked more women than you
I don't care. I'm way more attractive than Drake and I have had a lot of women desiring me

It's all relative, one man's dream is another man's nightmare

Drake doesn't look like a particuarly happy person but that's just my personal observation, I could be wrong

So in other words you are a nobody that will be forgotten once you die. Congratulations.

fuck miranda is so cute

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Drake? Is that you?