Yea Forums Are you going to see Captain marvel?
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Already bought a ticket no joke
Fuck alt right betas
I got tickets for me and my wife's son
me too. i heard if i see it and like it enough my mutilated penis will become a real vagina.
Wouldn't have watched it anyway.
No, I haven't seen any Marvel movie after Infinity War, and I also skipped a couple before it. I think I'll watch End Game and then jump the capeshit train all together.
As a white male I'm doing my part and skipping this one. It wasn't made for me. I will just make a donation so some little girl can go see it.
probably yeah.
I haven't been to the theater since December.
no Rogue no care
my wife's boyfriend already bought me and my friends tickets, man where going to enjoy opening night, LIT AF!
Something, something, my wife's boyfriend and son.
probably when it comes out on the plane
Does it count as sexist if I like Wonder Women and other strong women in video games and movies, But I will more than likely skip this one.
>I will just make a donation so some little girl can go see it.
That's so patronizing! Please keep your filthy man-money to yourself!
this. i actually hate capeshit but i just had to buy a ticket after the incel spamming on tv
yeah obv I aint no incel faggot lmao
Fuck off /tttt/
No.
Imagine unironically legitimately watching capeshit.
Literally everyone who doesn't support this $200 million Disney tentpole is a sexist racist homophobic shitlord! BUT, it's important to note that straight white males aren't actually allowed to watch this film, much less comment on it, only to pay for admission, okay? We shall overcome.
I like female fronted movies no different than any other kind of movie
I dislike bullshit outrage marketing and the dishonesty of brie so I won't spend a dime on it.
>It was the RUSSIANS!
>It was the ALT-RIGHT!
>It was the RACISTS!
>It was WHITE MEN!
>It was MISOGYNISTS!
>It was INCELS!
>It was ANGRY NERDS!
>It was TRUMP SUPPORTERS!
>It was PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE CHANGE!
>It was /POL/!
>It was Yea Forums!
>It was Yea Forums!
>It was REDDIT!
>It was YOUTUBERS!
>It was FOOTFAGS!
>It was WEEABOOS!
>It was DC FANBOYS!
>It was BOOMERS!
>It was MILLENNIALS!
>It was ZOOMERS!
>It was DISNEY HATERS!
>It was CAROL HATERS!
>It was MINERVA HATERS!
>"It emphasizes muh diversity/inclusiveness/feminist quota!"
>"It makes some people uncomfortable. GOOD!"
>"It is expected to not make much money anyway!"
>"It is gonna do very well, just you wait and see Yea Forums!"
>"These RT scores are terrorism!"
This is the most damage controlled Marvel movie I've seen since Black Panther. The Disney shills are in desperation mode, and it's hilarious what lengths they'll go to. I haven't seen this much shilling since Hillary's failed campaign.
No amount of self-reassurance will EVER "fix" this movie. It is a complete abomination, and the defenders know that deep down in their hearts.
Disney's MCU was made to pander to SJWs, and it is this very pandering that will ultimately destroy the franchise at some point in the near future. Deal with it.
Only in 4x and they pump in the smell when she takes her boots off.
I'm sorry but voicing my thoughts on this subject is trolling. Where is the pages mod, to shut it down?
*150 million
Captain Who?
Yes
You mean the doctor?
This, I'd planned on pirating it from the start because I've already seen all the other MCU stuff so I figured I might as well see this one too, but all the shit marketing around it is putting me off to wanting to anymore.
I still don't see why they picked the most dead faced girl in hollywood to front their first female superhero movie. Do they want it to fail?
I had no interest until you incels got your panties in a wad, so thanks for that!
I've already bought tickets.
I have planned watching it one week before Endgame with Piratevision
Yeah, on my computer. I stop watching and delete the file as soon as I see sjw crap.
My daughter couldn’t be more excited desu
i came up with the perfect solution. i dont want to watch capeshit so i'll just buy a ticket and not watch it, this way i can do my part against the incels but wont have to suffer the cringe marvel jokes and bad cgi
Not only am I going to see it, but I'm taking my wife's daughter Shaniqua to make her see how she is truly an empowered queen. Alt right incel manbabies are just afraid that their time is over, newsflash, it is sweetie.
>My wives daughter
Got your back bucko
So, An incel is someone who hasn't had a partner their whole life?
I mean, I've had like 4 gf in my life...
>that puff
>mfw marvelshills are literally creating hate threads about CM to keep the discussion about it going
Newfags need to ignore these threads.
Ummm no sweetie, incel is a state of mind, good luck ever finding a real woman to settle down with so you can raise their children. Ugh, manbabies...
No because I don’t even watch tv or movies I just shitpost here
Yes. Fuck these sensitive sissy bitches.
Nothing but emotional bitches in the alt-right.
>Do they want it to fail
No, they want it to succeed despite that, and then to Lord it over the 'incels' that said it would fail because of it. They need an enemy for their culture war, because nothing makes them look as heroic as having someone to fight.
Funny ain't it? You gotta attack someone, so why not attack the opposite opinion of your mind. You could call me a retard and I wouldn't care. Because not only are words just words, But some words have power, What I mean is that different people give words new definitions saying these words have power when they don't... So, If you're wanting me to attack you... Hmm... I guess I could say something like "You big ass vitamin d defficint cow can have your opinions just like I have the same Right as an Opinion that you do."
But, I'm not that mean so I give no power to those words...
Just food for thought.
Yeah, I'll see it. I'm almost 100% sure it won't be good, but I just want to see it for the sake of laughter, and also to see how it links to Endgame and other MCU lore.
I'm not even trying to be subtle here old chap
I would have if it was the better Marvel.
It's required viewing for capeshit connoisseurs like myself. If it was a standalone like Black Panther or Spiderman I'd give it a miss, but it's tied to End Game.
Yes
Subtle? Huh...
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I don't think Captain Marvel is going to fail, But... I don't think it's going to get the best feedback.. I'll hear from other people if they recommended it to me, I'll go see it.
The plot looks boring the characters powers generic the actress looks boring. I couldn't give one single fuck if this movie is the highest grossing blockbuster of all time or the lowest. The film looks ant man-tier. I will see the infinity war movie though just because I'm curious about how they kill thanos or whatever.
No. I'll watch a cam rip of the after credits though. That's all that matters to the broader story anyhow.
I would answer "No" to your question but apparently that's not allowed.
>boring "Who am I?" plot
>ugly actress
>shitty CGI, the few hinted action scenes totally unappealing
no, never, and I hope she won't take up the entire screentime of End Game
im going to see it next week
I have only one requirement for the main characters in my capeshit.
youtu.be
What am I supposed to be outraged about now?
Yeah, everyone I know is planning on buying tickets for Alita and sneaking in. I bet they catch onto this and have people check tickets right outside the theater.
Isn't Alita and Captain Marvel the same?
But, Alita did it better?
Alita just felt like an old school, sappy, earnest action movie from the 90's with a surprising level of violence. What really surprised me was the quality of the CGI. Jim must have used it as a test ground for tech they're using in the next few Avatars.
>giving my hard earned money to an hulking behemoth of a corporation with a monopolistic stranglehold on the entertainment industry is practically the same as voting!
>Are you going to see this?
I'll probably watch it, But only if it gets recommended to me from friends or family.
Not unless people I know give it goods reviews.
Na
no
Same
of course, anything connected to MCU
In 6 months when its out on Netflix
I was on the fence before, but I definitely am now
nah.
mostly because the character sounds boring. I dont know much about comics but to my understanding she is basically female superman but can also shoot lasers
I heard in the comics she went through a phase were she was an alcoholic and also sadistic or something and that sounds interesting but I imagine the first movie will open with "I am literally perfect in every way and I only do the right thing with no ambiguity" so no thanks
Honest question:
Why should I watch this movie?
Let's be real, it doesn't matter because it's an origin story from 20 or 30 years in the past. Captain Marvel will just appear and help fighting Thanos in Avengers and that is it. We'll probably see some after credits scene where everyone turns into dust around her and/or a new enemy appears.
There is no reason to watch this, just like there is no reason to watch Thor 2 and Ant-man 2.
Nah, I don't watch capeshit. Stop spamming these disney shill threads
Yeah sure. It took two in a row to buck me off the Star Wars franchise (I hated the prequels but there was at least some things to like). So far Marvel has only disappointed me a few times and not in a row.
I'll give it a shot. It's not like Larson wrote or directed it. So what if she is a cunt.
Am I not allowed to fanboy over classic Disney films like Alice in wonderland or sleeping beauty?
That's not what you're doing, you're shilling this disney film when we have like 5 other threads about this garbage at all times of the day.
What if .... SOMEHOW ... it turns out to be good?
No. I'll probably watch it with Korean subtitles on Showbox though.
What if... Somehow, Things are subjective?
T H I C C
I'll probably pirate it at some point
So, after 20 shit movies, Marvel decided to make one that is decent (like the first Iron Man)?
I'm curious what people think they are achieving politically by not supporting a female lead. I'm anti-SJW bullshit but when I see the incels on this board putting deep serious emotion into an innocuous movie title just because its a female lead, it really strikes me as mental illness. I think they know they are mentally ill, at least most of them.
I dont go to cinema to watch marvel movies
No. I stopped watching capeshit.
The reverse question is also true. You shouldn't support a movie just because it has a female lead
Captain American movies are good. The internet doesn't want to admit it tho because he's literally the 1930's white man savior.
Why not? I support male movies specifically because they have male leads. I can support a female lead for the same reason.
I get what you're saying, but you're too bated in your intent. Enjoy your life instead of trying to find political ammo everywhere you go. Its like people enjoy living in a dystopic zero sum game full of delusional paranoia.
Winter Soldier is shit. The first is shit too.
Nah
>I support male movies specifically because they have male leads.
huh
Me too. My wifes boyfriend was nice enough to buy one for me and my wife's son
People who pick apart the Marvel movies all seem to be miserable cunts IRL.
They aren't a magnum opus. They are an enjoyable thrill ride aimed at a wide audience with extremely palatable humor and banter.
i don't want to explain english to you.
Right? I remember when the first two captain america's came out everyone was rubbing their dicks over them.
Then civil war came out and suddenly they're bad?
Fuck snoody snoots
Yes, in Dolby Vision & Dolby Atmos!
Gonna take $12.00 and put it in my retirement account instead.
Money is power, people have the money, people have the power.
Ill watch a cam rip down the road to see what people are being manipulated by.
Ill pay for movies when these rich assholes come down from the hills and start living among the community.
That's what I expect.
Nope. I don't like being talked down to by rich pedophiles that live in a Hollywood bubble.
Nope and Made my Cousins give up in watching too.One is a woman but hate the whole SJW/Feminism crap soo it wasnt that hard.
"I'll just socialize on a board full of known pedophiles instead"
Nope, All this shit from both sides are turning me off from Endgame (still gonna see that)
I ain't gonna see it, but my girlfriend's husband is takin my son
Unless a friend drags me out to see it nope. Will probably catch it on Blu Ray or pirate it.
DMC 5 comes out the same day too and I'm way more hyped for that
Never.
Get that trash outta here!!
I'll probably just see this again but in Imax 3d. All the political drama surrounding CM is a total turn off
IMO, It's really good. I enjoyed the hell out of it.
NOPE! saving my money for something that worth it...because im awesome
I was considering it to be in the loop for Avengers but the marvel bluray rips have a habit of dropping early enough so I'll wait for that.
Yes.
yes
honestly I might pirate it if it ends up being horrible. I'm not particularly interested in capeshit in general but I'll never say no to watching a Syfy tier movie for free
>people who get insulted by larson and still buy a ticket are alpha
You going to let a woman determine whether or not you watch a movie? like a cuck?
No my gut tells to skip this, like the last star wars and wait for the blue ray.