Why is there so little of it? Shouldn't a super-developed region like that have a more vibrant film scene?
Scandinavian Kino
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They aren't super developed though
They are just extremely comfy. And they have Bergman.
Scandinavians are extremely proficient at English and able to consume English speaking content, which makes it difficult for Scandinavian content to compete. That's why France has a vibrant film scene because they're developed, populous, but barely any of them know English.
there's plenty but it doesn't get exposure because americans are too stupid to read subtitles
Small countries, small budgets, few international releases. Most scandinavian countries have their respective thriving movie industries though, the vast majority of films just don't see international releases.
At least it's not bmwf for once. Whenever I try to watch regular t.v. that is literally every couple.
i.e. Scandinavians have no culture
Link to the movie?
There's plenty of good Scandinavian kino, you just havn't looked for them
>who is Ingmar Bergman
you have to be 18 to post here.
And yet the only good French films are made by people like Noe who arent even really French.
Scandinavians are very educated and intelligent people with a rich culture. Sadly they lack any sort of creative impulse, because "being different" is a nono.
Why are Scandinavians so good looking and British people so ugly? They are both white and nordic.
>why doesn't Scandinavia have a thriving film industry
>names a dead guy as an objection
yikes
This is the most swedish thing I have seen in weeks. Bravo.
it means our culture is untranslateable, arvon jenkkiduudeli.
It's expensive and risky. There's only couple millions of us, so we don't have nearly as many naive retards who aim to become a movie star. The same couple guys are pretty much in almost every high budget movie.
Pic related is worth a watch.
>There's only couple millions of us, so we don't have nearly as many naive retards who aim to become a movie star
Then why the fuck are there so many models?
Is this available somewhere online? I asked few months ago but there was nothing.
It's almost like socialist countries don't have any disposable income to do things like make movies because they pay 65% of their income in taxes so niggers and rapefugees can get free houses....
our language comes from them
>Suomi
>Skandinaavi
unironically because we stole the hot women when we wuz vikangz
asking why for example norway has so few good movies is like asking why the state of michigan produces so little television, it's impressive anything gets made at all. it's like 3 people and a goat in the whole country.
Nigger, Scandinavia countries produce a ton of movies and tv series every year but they are mostly always for the domestic market only.
In Denmark’s case, where I’m from, the budgets are mostly very small so there is no room for release and marketing outside of Denmark. So they focus and cater to danish viewers. Occasionally a movie gets recognized from foreign countries and they import the movie.
So plenty of kino, but only if you have a source “on the inside” and can make do without subtitles in your own language.
been looking for an online eng-subtitled version of this for months, nothing found so far
Hodejegerne (2011) is fantastic, funny and engaging. need to watch it again soon
>And yet the only good French films are made by people like Noe who arent even really French.
you don't have to be full french to enjoy and contribute to french culture, that's why french and even english culture still prosper, because they're adopted by a big non native population
I have seen a lot of swedish movies. They just don't reach a wide audience outside of scandinavia.
As a Norwegian, I can say that most our movies aren't very good, but there are some gems and they're especially impressive because of the low budget they're made on.
>super developed
Social welfare is not super developed. There’s a reason they’re called snowniggers.
>gems
Like Flåklypa.
Don't watch the second one.
>Le comfy meme
End your pathetic life
only by morons, it's not like Africa's defining governmental feature is social welfare
Gurin med reverompa? Yeah, it's not very good.
The three more recent ones are pretty good, though.
>only by morons
No, by most Europeans.
this. Unless you live in the woods or in a nice house along the baltic sea coast swedish towns are grey and depressing.
Can't even name any Norwegian kinofilms of the last 15 years other than Dead Snow 1 & 2.
your european friends on /int/ and /pol/ don't represent the majority of Europe little rageling
It’s funny because you sound exactly like a /pol/ brainlet that has no clue about the world and believes he Nazi propaganda. Protip: snowniggers have no great ancient civilization.
The Danish are good at producing crime movies.
The Swedish are good at producing detective series.
The Norwegian aren't really good at producing anything. Every series is garbage and every movie has the same 3 talentless actors in them.
The extended version is freely available at YLE areena, but it doesn't have eng subs. I guess you could always torrent it.
Dumb Americans suddenly start to shit up the thread.
Check out the danish Klovn movies, don’t know if they have English subs.
But user, a grey and depressing everyday reality is the truest comfyness
They made Skam which got really popular.
Not American. Most of the people who join these threads are Americans. Only brainlets think snowniggers are worth anything. They are Albania tier.
It was an abomination that only gained traction amongst high school children.
Watch any Danish movie with Mads Mikkelsen and there's a 90% chance it will be god-tier kino.
Watch Pusher 2.
Icelandic kino coming through
Wait what exactly have Scandinavian countries been successful at?
There are a lot of swedish movies in swedish, not so many aimed for international markets. They generally have a very anxiety inducing tone, in a more psycological, more depressive way than anywhere else. Also what’s supported by the government is mostly films promoting the theme of the open and funny immigrant and the stiff swede aswell as women crushing the pathriarcy stuff. Also many movies with a theme of ”problematizing” the male role.
Exporting top-tier genes to western countries.
Having a higher living standard than your country even after our refugee crisis
getting blacked
So nothing?
Civilization. Well, at least until recently.
Most swedish females look like ogres
>Sweden
Selling disassembled furniture
>Denmark
Lego
>Norway
ebin metal
>Finland (just counting it as Scandinavian to annoy other Scandies)
spurdo
en.wikipedia.org
The only ranking that matters.
Lmao
what about the kino where scandinavian chicks got beheaded by muslims while trying to prove how peaceful they are?
donut bully the yanks pls.
oh wow that's interesting, because whenever i have traveled, the moment you step foot out of scandinavia everything looks shittier, from genetics to infrastructure, degree of globalization and amount of nogs, and people react with envy when you tell you are not from their shitty random slavic nation
A list made up by the UN? Lol.
seething amerimutt
Clearly you’ve never been to Europe or Scandinavia. Scandinavia is a depressing shithole with IKEA furniture and buildings sparsely populated and barely making the definition for a city. A small town in Canada can be considered a bigger city than the major cities in Scandinavia.
>They aren't comfy, they are actually comfy.
Hmm, sounds comfy.
80% of the people replying to me right now are amerigoys drinking the UN/Nazi cool aid.
Of course finland belong to scandinavia, it is swedish after all
>Clearly you’ve never been to Europe or Scandinavia
it just so happens to be that i have lived in both my entire life
>a post made by user? Lol.
Well then no wonder you’re biased and haven’t ever ventured outside.
Finland is Russian clay
Absolutely fucking not
>n-no! I must continue to make arguments to authority!
There is plenty, and it's all awkward passive-agressive shit
kino. literally the only trilogy I have seen where I was more impressed with each successive film
Finnish people like Russians more than Swedes. Also they have more Uralic heritage than the rest of Scandinavia who mixed with Central Asian immigrants like Germans.
>Went to a few big cities with commie-inspired buildings
>Thinks they represent the whole country
I've been to Los Angeles. It was filthy, stinked, full of homeless and nearly no white people. Does this apply to the whole of the US?
When you’re talking about “development” the cities are the prime example that. I didn’t say anywhere that’s all I visited. I’m simply taking about what’s relevant, while you seem confused about the topic. Also yes all of the US is a dirty shithole.
>n-no! I must make judgments about hundreds of millions of people based on /pol/ and /int/ banter!
I’m not making judgements on the people I’m making judgements on their shitty country which is barely second world.
Sweden is good for comfortable happy-go-lucky kinos with pedophile undertones
Denmark is good for anxiety inducing thrillers
Norway is good for canned insanity and pseudo-epics
>Does this apply to the whole of the US?
Yes
this girl is like 12 isnt she?
Looks like Halifax.
>t-the country is not the people!
>I love Israel just not Israelis
You're delusional. Finns consider Russians as gopniks, thieves and subhumans in general. Swedes are just gay.
Oslo, August 31st
Trollhunter
Headhunters
>only 1 post mentioning Oslo, August 31st
Wooow
Thieves>gays
Stop being so butthurt. If you take what I said about the country as an affront to its people sorry bout it. You’re gonna have to deal with it because it’s true. Maybe I guess the people are shit too if their countries are shit, who knows. Looks like there’s some stuff you’ll have to figure out.
Scandinavia is a harsh place to live, so it didn't have a big population in ancient times. Whenever Scandinavians(or Germans for that matter) went South, they usually took over countries and established themselves as an upper class.
Von Trier and the movement he came up with his butt-buddies is pretty important.
There are actually quite a few Danish filmmakers who are pretty well-regarded if you pay attention. They mostly move to America when they become famous/acclaimed though
>Does this apply to the whole of the US?
Socialism kills the arts. The only movies that get made in Scandinavia are shitty family drama movies.
By comfy you mean depressing, right.
Pic related are Scandis going south and establishing themselves.
Oops forgot pic
Norway has some good horrors
>I'm talking about the country not the people!
>the country is the thing easiest to analyze statistically rather than subjective assessments of culture and people
>lol I get my data from /pol/, not the UN
>pic related are scandis
>no scandis in picture
Here again we see the brave Scandinavian in the south establishing themselves as a master of the universe.
You keep calling me /pol/ but we all know who’s desperate to defend Scandinavia here.
youre forgetting The Seventh Seal
Latins were the descendants of Corded ware people who'd gone South from Germany into Anatolia and from there to Italy. All Indo-Europeans are.
>no rebuttal
Political correctness ruins art.
this
>Latins are descended from Germans
Lmao that /pol/-tier knowledge.
Germans come from Central Asia with the rest of the Mongols, Turks, and Jews. Their descendants are still there in Afghanistan, Pakistan, and China. European races like Latins, Celts and Slavs have their roots in the ancient European tribes that evolved and settled in the balkans for hundreds of thousands of years. Archaeological evidence has shown the oldest writing and civilizations and even homo sapien samples come from the Balkan and slithern European regions.
there is a lot of it, but uncultured plebs like yourself have never been introduced to it
Pusher 1, 2 and 3
Bleeder
Flickering lights
The Green Butchers
The Hunt
just off the top of my head
This was good
Refn is also Danish, however I suppose you retards only consider it Danish if they speak in Danish like
Classic.
also Adams Apples and all of Klovn (Series)
> asking why for example norway has so few good movies is like asking why the state of michigan produces so little television
But plenty of people from Michigan make kino.
>Archaeological evidence has shown the oldest writing and civilizations and even homo sapien samples come from the Balkan
>European races like Latins, Celts and Slavs have their roots in the ancient European tribes that evolved and settled in the balkans for hundreds of thousands of year
I am honestly laughing at what a backwards moron you are for believing your countries chauvanistic propaganda. You know Chinese, Indian, North Korean "textbooks" all say the exact same thing. They are the most ancient and advanced and humanity literally evolved in their countries. It's always these countries with a history of being dominated by foreigners that make up such stories to mend their wounded pride.
Germans have literally never had a civilization that wasn’t borrowed from someone else. You are eternal tourists and no better than jews. Of course all countries say variations of origin stories because they have actual histories and influences, whereas you’re no better than the wondering gypsies and Jews.
Generic soap opera for teenagers. I got halfway into season 2 before I dropped it. "Who kissed who" drama just isn't very interesting. Not to mention I can't stand the way these Oslo kids talk.
Roy Andersson constantly makes kino. Case in point: youtube.com
Ei me olla skandinaaveja
We are not talking about mythology, we are talking about putting unsubstantiated bullshit into textbooks and claiming it's what the evidence points to. China and India are pretty notorious for this, but they are nowhere near as bad as the Balkan block countries. They are so mentally fucked by centuries of occupation they have to invent these insane crackpot theories.
>finns consider
doesn't change the anchestry retard
Danes make some good animations
Forgot my pic.
See, unlike the Nazis’ theories about the great Scandi civilizations, mine can be backed up by facts
Just watching anything by Hans Petter Moland that stars Stellan Skarsgård. A good recipe for kino.
Also, Is-slottet (The Ice Palace).
nice sources dude. here's an article that was suggested to me
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I knew this was right up the alley of ancient albanian spaceships.
You are talking about mythology while nobody else is. You are the ones making false claims like Latins being descended from Germans, or that Germans are anything other than Central Asian tourists who arrived 3000 years ago in Europe.
Why is she so perfect bro?
They’re reporting on what an Iraqi minister said. Do you not know how to discern context?
>vikinginwhorehousedoorway.jpeg
en.wikipedia.org
>The Sintashta culture is widely regarded as the origin of the Indo-Iranian languages.
>Sintashta material culture also shows the influence of the late Abashevo culture, derived from the Fatyanovo-Balanovo culture, a collection of Corded Ware settlements
Noooooooo how will we be able to control our goyim now? Stop shattering the stories we are telling them! We have to destroy the Balkan menace and we can’t do that without there goyim’s help!
I thought it got a bit too silly after the Kingslayer goes nuts with the truck.
>he’s still talking about Indo Iranians like they matter to real Europeans
Sorry, Central Asian heritage belongs ți Central Asian cultures like Germany, Hungary, Turkey, Mongolia, Khazakhstan, etc.
>Finnish people like Russians more than Swedes
Rofl, funniest thing I've read all week. Rus-shits are despised universally here.
Read your own sources. The claims you make are heavily disputed and not the consensual view.
>troll hunter
mah nigga
That’s why you cross reference with multiple sources. Hence my multiple links.
>Yea Forums - Eugenics.
Heres spill.com review of the danish comedy klovn
youtube.com
they fucking loved it
I know that since you're a Balkan nigger you are most likely half-illiterate, but if you read the Roman chronicles you would know they all say the Romans came from Troy, which was in Turkey.
Not as despised as Swedes tho.
This is what happens anytime someone mentions real history that shows Germanic invader scum for what they are. You get the ytoids anglos and amerimutts all start replying to you with /pol/ tier knowledge and it details the whole thread.
t.Slavic WEWUZ
2 of those links refer to the same thing as the wikipedia article, and the dating is heavily disputed. the fourth link is about 7.2 million year old remains. no modern humans existed at that time.
The danes have made a lot of good movies. But yeah, it's hard to take domestic movies seriously when they're usually of very low quality compared to american/french/italian cinema.
Livy was writing about the Roman Republic, not the Pagan Etruscans which canonically came from Romulus and Remus.
>still no proof of the great scandi or germanic ancient civilization
Anatolia was basically European before the turkic invasions.
It's called cuckshit now but white guys definitely got off to this shit.
I'm pretty sure it's just murikans with their hurr durr ebil communism retardation and general ignorance.
It was populated by Indo-Europeans hailing from Northern Europe.
Does the Netherlands count?
*dabs*
Why are none of the Greco-Roman statues showing Brachycephalic Balkanites?
No you kankermongol.
Yes yes of course. And that’s why the ancients left so many landmarks in the North to celebrate their true heritage!
Read Medieval history. Who dominates all of Europe? Who is dominated at all times by Ottomans and Germans?
You don’t know what people look like because you’re addicted to jewish kabuki theatre.
>Thread about Scandinavian movies
>derails into Racial insecurity: The Thread
Every time.
ya faggots need to dive into danish dark comedy
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the whole idea of ancient civilizations that predate Sumeria yet were somehow as advanced is pretty crackpot
Yeah, the Jews are responsible for covering up all the information about the Intergalatic Serbian Federation. If only Milosovic was still alive.
>literally true about China and India
>seething this much
>medieval history=ancient history
Lmao
It was centuries in comparison to the millennia of even greater history of Europe. And the only reason the Goths got wealth was because they managed to plunder Rome after it had conquested basically all of the lands that were relevant at the time. Having spread itself thin and being attached by barbarians everywhere, it collapsed, much like other far reaching nations and governments we see collapsing today. But in the end, everything the Germans managed to do thereafter was because of Rome. They even called their empire the Holy Roman Empire. Kek. LARPers from the very start.
No but they are responsible for ruling your mainstream media which you consume all the time clearly. Why don’t you try reading some books instead?
i drank ur mom's kool aid last night pusy
Not at all. Since when is Sumeria supposed to be the be all end all for civilizations? What kind of shitty Semite-centric history have you been learning?
All I hear are excuses and crackpot theories. The consensus on Ancient history is that the Greeks, Romans, Persians all were Indo-Europeans, the same race. Obviously there was geneflow into and out of these populations, but where did they originate? Not from Paleolithic Europeas. From Corded ware people who were a mixture of Yamnaya and Neolithic farmers.
What books do you suggest I should read to learn about this coverup the Jews have perpetrated on me?
>island hopping
>no legacy of any kind
pathetic
meanwhile this guy kickstarted the Modern Age
Sounds more to me like you can’t accept the truth that Germans are LARPers like all other Central Asians.
I laid down the facts of a Balkan root. There is archaeological evidence and the whole info-European theory has already been debunked since the 70s just like the out of Africa theory. It only applies to people like Germans and Hungarians, but not people like Latins or Greeks who have their roots in much older and European places. Even the genetics show this.
I suggest picking up books by Julius Evola, Mircea Eliade, and Rene Guenon, amd starting from there.
stop with your autistic /int/ shit and post kinos you fucking retards
blinkende lygter is the best danish kino by the way and you literally can't prove me wrong
>Northern Italian
Basically German. Also, he had to ask the German royal family of Spain for funding.
Where outside of Serbia is your theory considered anything but crackpot?
>Basically German
bullshit
>German royal family of Spain
>1492
fucking LMAO, nordicists are retarded
I saw force majeure and the square by Ostlund (Sweden) and the other side of hope by Kaurismaki, and they were all pretty based. More heart wrenching scandanavian dry comedy please!
>Evola
okay so you want me to read theosophy nonsense about how monkeys have devolved from humans.
Why do you think this is somehow a Serbian thing? The Balkan root of human civilization was celebrated as common knowledge by both the Romans and the Arabs.
I can’t convince someone who’s already made their mind up. Go pretend to be interested in learning somewhere else.
>royal family of Spain
The House of Trastamara (Spanish: Casa de Trastamara) was a dynasty of kings in Spain, which first governed in Castile beginning in 1369 before expanding its rule into Aragon, Navarre and Naples. They were an illegitimate cadet line of the House of Ivrea.
>The Anscarids (Latin: Anscarii) or the House of Ivrea were a medieval Frankish dynasty of Burgundian origin
uh oh
Graham Hancock is another good one that can lead you down the path of alternate history/archaeology since you’re an anglo babby and you’ll need one of your own to hold your hand through it.
You are a literal fringe retard guzzling all the alternative media bullshit that reinforces your psychotic delusions.
>p-pls stop exploring other ideas!
if anything they have italian-southern french roots, but they became aragonese nonetheless, how can you even call them "germans". If one of my ancestors from 300 was a german that would not make me a german
It's always Serbians who post this shit.
Not at all. You know nothing.
I would say this is more of a Romanian thing. Romanians are the autistic elephants of the human race.
>that shower scene
damn nigga that woman's body is literally kino
The Germanic tribes conquered all those countries and set themselves up as Royals. They didn't marry some swarthy peasant, they all married each other and then their cousins and then their siblings. All the Royal families in Europe have always been and still are inbred Germans.
>it's different so it's true
I have a german ancestor 100 years back, I have black skin and brown eyes. Am I german user?
norwegians produce jobs
>muh indo-european theory is the only one! Europe was completely empty before Based Central Asians came!
t. German
>They didn't marry some swarthy peasant
oh nononono
prime Swedish kino
Why are northern european shitposters so based?
Because you have a small penis and you’re desperate for social reinforcement.
For me, it's The Bridge and The Killing. 1864 is pretty good as well.
This guy doesn't look inbred to you?
this guy
he looks like swedish viking to me
Kek, why mistranslate the end? "She challenges his view on girls", not "what it means to be a swedish man".
Here's a Danish king for comparison. He has the same inbred look.
med as fuck
Lars von Trier
Roy Andersson's "Living" trilogy
"The Square" by Ruben Östlund
WE'RE HUNTING
F
GOAT Scando-kino
HAHAHA NEJ LÄGG AV
vad är det som är fel med den filmen?
60s-70s was the golden age for swedish film
Check out "the emigrants", two movies about a swedish family emigrating to burgerland
Absolute Kino.
"Vargen" is a good movie also.
"Millennium trilogin" the original Swedish one, and not the burgerwood version that ruined it.
"Lilja 4ever"
But von trier made the best picture this year
Ulf Malmros made some good shit, Smala Sussie is a banger.
this was actually a good movie.
Viking invaders took our good looking women as a prank and left us with the dregs
There was that swedish reporter who did
Because it's funnier that way dipshit
>fakes translation to force /pol/ meme
Why doesn't Scandinavia produce more kino?
>Ingmar Bergman
>Lars von Trier
>Let the Right One In
>Force Majeure
>A Man Called Ove
>The Square
>Haxan
>The Phantom Carriage
>Troll Hunter
>Kon-Tiki
>22 July
>Insomnia
>Zero Kelvin
>Festen
>The Idiots
>Ordet
>Babette's Feast
>Land of Mine
>Breaking the Waves
>Sweden and Denmark are 5th and 6th in number of Foreign Film Oscar nominations AND wins
There are no two ways about it. OP is a fucking retard.
Never judge people by dheir appearance!!
DISCOVER (A) HER(O)
Poisonous pentagram is perfectly edible!!
Pilgrims are dhe bad goys and Cree are Noble Savage heroes
Drink dhe cyan-aid!!
Like in dhat cigarette commercial, “You/ve come a looooong way, baby..”
DHIS MARCH
EVERYTHING BEGINS
WIDH (A) HER(O)
Kaptain Marvel = KaMa (Sanskrit for “love”) = Karl Marx
Sam Mule “Nig Fury, Agent Of R.A.T.S.H.I.T.” Jackson shall lead dhe Aveniggers into battle
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DHIS IS WHAT ZIONTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEBE
Fucking Amal
You lost, bro?
Also, Jesus. Imagine how off balance you have to be to post this.
because /pol/paganda
Fuck. Guess I'll check them out.
>The Norwegian aren't really good at producing anything. Every series is garbage and every movie has the same 3 talentless actors in them.
They've done some good comedy.
t. swede
peaceful countries without niggers. but everything changed when the kike nation imported them to scandanavia
I need to stream that for some amerifrens one day, hopefully I can get some good subs.
I was gonna stream Hrafninn flýgur to them, but I could only find it with hard swesubs, and english subs over those were not easy to read. You probably don't need to know what they're saying in that movie to enjoy it though.
I was going to recommend this.
Kinda wanted the manlette to lose in the end since his wife deserved a man who isn't shorter than her, but it was great.
There's also that meme-tier Nazi Zombies movie called Dead Snow.