FAVORITE X-FILES EPISODE?

I could never figure out if there's almost a nipple in that pic. Like, how close are we? Bugged me for years.
You use baby powder, just like Spider-Man.

Scully is a goddess, a real GODDESS AMONG US

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ive just started watching the x files on amazon. i knew the basic plot and ive seen a few episodes throughout the years but never actually watched it. im at the end of season 2 and its very enjoyable. i can see why its popular

There are so many episodes I like, but I've always considered Blood as kind of my pet favorite because it creeps me the fuck out. Also like that one where that guy insists his boss his some alien bug fuck and Mulder starts to see it too.

What did she mean by this?

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>that subtle hint of pink

>I could never figure out if there's almost a nipple in that pic. Like, how close are we? Bugged me for years.

id say no nipple but very close

Source?

Die Hand Die Verletzt, followed by Folie a Deux and Bad Blood

the bugs in the forest

file name you idiot

This one. Darkness Falls.

Damn boi thats some good meat

Is this a Mistress T teaching her young horny son how to jack off vid?

Jesus Christ you're an idiot

youtube.com/watch?v=xQBI4EUMB84
There was an X Files pinball machine made by SEGA in 1997. I've never had the opportunity to play one. It's worth about $3000.

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Netflix show. sex education.

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Gillian Anderson is a legendary cocksucking slut perpetuating the art of sucking cock, dating back to the days of early Egypt. Blowjobs are what made the Pyramids possible. Two or three blowjobs a day kept the Egyptian slaves working till the completion of this monumental task. Wonderful fringe benefit! And now you know the rest of the story!!

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solely for his acting. brad dourif is one of the only actor i can think of that actually turns acting into art

GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS PICTURE

Humbug

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Me on left

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i unno

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The one with the ANAL PROBE

Surprised no one has mentioned Home.
By far the best standalone episode in my book.

youtu.be/7OiVDPx-jX4

Beyond the Sea

TOOMS
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It was in the 4th post.....also, best Ep is Clyde druckman.

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what about the tomato?

Actually good taste

When she dyked out with '98 Kate Winslet in my dreams

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Jesus there's something about redhead. always so nice.

the episode where scully exposes her hairy armpits

anyone remember when she was on top gear? holy fuck she's hot when she's all flirty and shit

Humbug
Jose Chung's From Outer Space

And what of good Solonius?

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She can X my FILES whenever she wants if you catch my drift.

Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space.'

well-said, user.
well-said.

Any episode with X.

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The dog strays far from his home. See yourself back amongst your pack, or prepare to have cock parted from balls

if you like magical bullshit and not aliens.

This. Brilliant episode.

We should have gotten a spinoff with her rocking an outfit like that. Agent Dana Scully. Sexy spy/cop action show.

So they were his files all along?

>truly these are the x-files
I shut the TV and walked out of my house then and there.

S11 E05

How do i start watching x-files? I watched some as a kid but they were too spooky for me. I tried few episodes from season one last year and it didn't go well. It's so fucking goofy and not i na good way.
Don't get me wrong i absolutely adore Gillian but i couldn't make it past few episodes.

Fucking lol, thanks for that. first time I have genuinely laughed in months.

I feel the same way, only about Twin Peaks instead.

found him fucking annoying and the way he talked stupid

really? I thought the first episode was really strong and just continued from there, started watching the series through beginning last fall, still at season 7 and sort of slowed down
might not be your thing

so was mulder jewish? it's implied several times but never outright said, nor does his mother necessarily seem Jewish

trakt.tv/users/travisg100/lists/the-essential-x-files-episodes?sort=rank,asc

If I recall he's explicitly not. I think it comes up at some point when he's interacting with an ex-Nazi from Project Paperclip. Or maybe just some other episode dealing with a neo-Nazi and I'm confusing the two. But I'm fairly sure at one point someone explicitly insinuates he's Jewish and he's like 'no, I'm not, but screw your racism bro.'

the antisemitism episode was so shitty

Thanks.

That was no dream

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iirc the Cranston episode implies or outright says he is.
>Cranston says something about Jews in a negative way
>Mulder rebutts and makes him aware of his sensibilities
>Cranston replis with "you cant choose who your parents are" in a semi apologetic / defensive tone

Absolutely fucking diamonds right now

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need

>don't forget my tomatoes

This is kino as fuck. Goddam that direction.

She would have been Black Widow 20 years ago.

>tfw one hand would cover most of my dick and she'd barely have any range of motion

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>tfw her just looking at me irl would make me cum uncontrollably and unbelievably hard

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Dreamland. This is the one where Duchovny switches bodies with Michael Mckean.

Honorable mention: How the Ghosts Stole Christmas

Max/Tempus Fugit double episode

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Won't help you with that, I was hooked from the first episode and didn't find it goofy. Seen it for the first time 5 years ago.

bump

There's time I didn't unload a fat nut like this. Thanks.

I only watched a few, but one a buddy showed me where this family was constantly inbreeding and the mother is on a slab underneath an oven or something was glorious

Love that episode

>its a Benjamin horne is in x-files

this nigga is so FUCKING KINO

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Dreamland, Jose Chung's From Outer Space, Triangle and Darkness Falls
Come fight me

That episode is disturbing

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All the monster of the week episodes were the best, the campier and goofier the better, like Bad Blood, The Post-Modern Prometheus, Humbug. All comfy as fuck.

I know the pain user

Imagine...

For me it's Annabeth Gish
>that episode were Doggett goes to her place and she's in jeans, barefoot on hardwood floor
>sweating-man.jpeg

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It is one of the best episodes. Mulder and Scully's different perspectives on the same events was a genius touch. Also the interactions with Skinner are comedy gold.

imagine this scene in the original x-files lol

1. Jose Chung
2. Humbug
3. Bad Blood

She's hot no matter what season even when she was pregnant

the episode where skully gets fucked by the alien

It's an EXTRATERRESTRIALED episode

Pusher

That was some fucked up sheeeitt

Now THIS is brainlet posting

God I wish that was me.

Darkness falls is my favorite but I think paper hearts was up there

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god I wish that were me

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And then she can FILE my X, if you know what I mean.

nope.
That doesn't make any sense.

First season is kinda rough, with a lot of samey episodes but you can't really skip to season 2. I feel that a lot of the emotional impact of the first episode of season 2 and episodes like Duane Barry and Ascension would be lost if you did that.

i always thought the screaming gosling pics were funny until now

X being the asshole

Most of my favorites were already mentioned so I'm gonna go with one that's rarely mentioned because it's in the shittiest season but it's still a top 10 episode for me: John Doe.

It's actually a very well done show. Every episode has a distinct and individual tone according to its subject, while at the same time having a distinct aesthethic that ties it all together.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS NOT FUCKING FAIR FUCKING GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Got it.
A woman in her fifties would be glad to accommodate that.

She definitely looks like she'd be into pegging

god damn it I'm going to work in like 2 minutes, no time to fap

>2 minutes, no time to fap
Rookie

Bump!

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ITS LIKE MY DICK JUST WENT BACK TO THE 90S

i just want to sleep forever

>GA' s turbo sexiness only just now being utilised.

Which episode number?

now you know. now you know.

bamp

Jesus fucking Christ, not sure it gets much hotter than that.

You may be right. home is a meme, but I don't mean that in a dismissive sense.

Beautiful location.

I want another user to jerk me off to this.

Eh which episode was this

>episode called Jose Chung's From Outer Space
>character named Jose Chung is not from outer space
What did Flukeman mean by this?

he wrote the book called from outer space, not that he is from space

Then why aren't there invetted commas around the book title

"Never Again"

first season was most kino because of location + smaller budget and shittier cameras

>tfw had a substitute teacher who looked EXACTLY like him back in high school
>he even refused to tell us his name, and we never found out what it was

Mr. X was awesome

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The one with Tom Noonan

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did you ever peruse the old (i'm talkin' 1999) celeb nude site "areyou[,]com"?
they had a great gillian anderson section.

deeee-cent!

I had no idea Gillian Anderson was a weeb.

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He was a cool guy. Also nice dubs.

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>groans and whimpers
I'm scared.

Tooms / 82517

Jesus how long is that dick???

When I was young I would fantasize about Gillian being a detective and cuffing strong bad men to their chairs while she walked in the interrogation room wearing a half buttoned shirt and a miniskirt with stockings. She'd tease him nonstop and get info out of him with the promise of sex and when she was done with him she'd uncuff him and let him rape her
oooh

Yours will grow that big after she's had you in the pump long enough.

MURRAY!

>that episode where the machines all go crazy
>her vibe goes berserk as well

She's on the small side so I'd say it's about ten inches. Women don't usually have big man hands.
Anyway, is there actually original softcore porn on Netflix because of the netflix-and-fuck meme or is that a joke video?

Gillian Anderson just likes doing sex-ed.

She plays a sex-ed specialist.

Sexyyyy

Me too it scared the fuck out of 12 year old me

kino.

IT'S NOT FAIR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Wait
Did she give a fan her used, stinky shoes?

the pilot episode

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Nice , i'd wake up every morning and take a big whiff to get me ready for the day

That was from a celeb shoe aution. Prob the best $300 spent.

is he related to nobarks?

watching this show and Twin Peaks really makes me want to live in the Pacific Northwest, it looks so comfy there

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I also love Pacifica Northwest.

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