What is beneath your feet?

this show turns perfectly healthy and straight young men into gym maniac gays .
5/5

Sacred ground, Doctore. Watered with the tears of blood.

Attached: 976a98aa6fc1f6501e04ca7b04743fc.jpg (475x415, 24K)

you are not absent skill

I'd still take Lawless and her perfect areola.

THEY DIDN'T HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME!

what if you had to pick one

Attached: youmustchoose.jpg (297x170, 8K)

you can't prove that

A Rome thread!

Attached: Caesar.jpg (385x362, 83K)

GIVE ME EMPEROR AURELIAN
GIVE ME SOL INVICTUS

We're going to build a wall, and the PIcts are going to pay for it!

Attached: 1534710204475.jpg (640x427, 101K)

giv evil gf

Attached: giv.png (778x512, 45K)

>Let me just say this out loud cuz I wanna get this straight in my head. You're saying that Casear was gonna kill you and then when we got back, he was going to kill us, crown himself king and rule Rome as a tyrant. I'm right about that, right? That's correct? That's your story?
>I swear on my mother Servilia's eternal soul that's what happend!
>The man you just killed just got declared dictator for life. He got legally elected by the people and senate of Rome. He could have fucking crowned himself. All he had to do was accept the crown from Marc Antony but he didn't. He kept his fucking mouth shut. He did his fucking time as dictator and he did it like a man. He did two years for us. So Brutus, you're telling me that this uncle of mine who did two years for the senate, who in two years never asked for a crown no matter how often Antony dangled it in front of him, you're telling me that now that this man was made dictator perpetuus and the senate made good on their commitment to him HE'S JUST GONNA DECIDE OUT OF THE FUCKING BLUE TO RIP THE REPUBLIC OFF?! Why don't you tell me what really happened?

Attached: Nice Guy Octavian.jpg (704x516, 71K)

>that scene when she slits the little slave girl's throat and then fucks Glaber in the growing pool of blood
"We are both monsters"
my fucking diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

What of good Solonius?

Attached: solonius.jpg (350x385, 36K)

yes

Attached: 1462059601172.png (720x644, 45K)

Attached: 1549964958715.jpg (2048x1816, 302K)

Literally did nothing wrong.

/Spartacus/ is my brother by sacred oath! I know his heart! He is my friend! And a faithful roman kino! And until anyone proves that he is not I will never betray him.

Attached: Romankino.png (807x454, 354K)

This guy plays a pretty good human supremacist in Star Trek Enterprise

>Literally did nothing wrong
You mean good Cossutius

Attached: 1534457173030.jpg (830x480, 54K)

Spartan land
*kicks*

this one is CONSIDERABLY tighter

Attached: cossutius.png (340x410, 173K)

*whispers intensely*

iv only seen the first season of spartacus
I fucking loved it. But how are the others in comparison? What ordre do I see it in?

You just keep watching in the same order

Season 2 is a flashback half-season to when Batiatus was a younger man because Andy (Spartacus) got cancer and died

S3 takes a while to get back on its feet but it gets good again. Watch all of it.

aaaahhh good cossutius

>Dodges kick
>Whips leg from under the Spartan bitch
Abandon sure footing in the arena, and you are dead.

Attached: DwQ7voCU0AAS3O3.jpg (396x396, 26K)

is this the best death scene in the history of death scenes?

Attached: 538001005205 .jpg (1280x720, 219K)

I FUCKED YOUR WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
and he was a good friend

Attached: gannicus.gif (288x162, 1.66M)

Heheh... you fucking dubs!

Attached: E0DA6CF9-B657-472C-A15F-7F3815C82BA5.jpg (720x404, 39K)

Absolutely fucking based Good Solonius Poster

Consider the whores

Perhaps I will have better luck with them :c

the flashback season is god tier as well. S2 is kinda dogshit. S3 brings back some of the kino and the series finale is bretty gud.

YOU TAKE THE WRONG LIFE
YOUR MASTER BATIATUS IS THE VILLAIN
>he shall join you shortly

Attached: soloniuslaugh.jpg (830x480, 57K)

>NO CAESAR SPIN-OFF
>THAT SCI-FI SHOW DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT TO PILOT

I RAGE ON

Attached: 1551067438038.jpg (750x742, 29K)

you man would not speak to his purpose even when parted from his cock

alright non primary english speakers
how do we make muricans and bongs pronounce latin words somewhat proberly?

Attached: 768.jpg (452x602, 306K)

I like this show a lot. I wish that I could talk like they do IRL and not be seen (correctly) as a fucking weirdo

season 1 has so many good moments and this is definitely in the top
my favorite is still when crixus gently taps his shield signaling to spartacus and shit goes down

the entire Theocoles fight is kino

someone post that batiatus webm fucking red head cowtit slave

Attached: 1520102011956.gif (220x220, 249K)

Attached: laughing patricians.webm (1280x720, 1.59M)

Attached: my face when.webm (1280x720, 750K)

They overdid it with the slow-mo but most of the choreography was still really entertaining.

Attached: Spartacus MMA.webm (1280x720, 1.26M)

nah I think the slow mo was perfect for this particular show

like when that tall syrian gets his eye cut out in slow mo that was metal

P-P-Pagliacci?

d-doctor, I...

Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

youtube.com/watch?v=IKbbREtBMcs

I heard a joke once

Attached: cloaca.png (265x189, 21K)

Well done frens

>when the gross syrian unleashes his diseased dick on batiatus' face
unforgivable

I really need to re-watch this crazy kino series. Is it true that the netflix versions is super cucked?

this made me laugh way more than it should have. im a fuckin retard

ill post it

Attached: 1520869720896.png (561x642, 90K)

Your neck.

Attached: 1535490066702.jpg (896x617, 63K)

Attached: 1410779807873.jpg (432x427, 62K)

Watch it on Broadcast order, not chronological, for maximum effect. The impact of the last 5 minutes of Gods of the Arena is ruined if you watch it before Blood and Sand.

Liam was a great replacement and anyone who says otherwise is an idiot.
youtube.com/watch?v=cU8H77RJnP8

Gannicus was a Gary Stu. look inside your heart, you know its true

based good solonius poster

Friendly reminder Tiberius did nothing wrong

Attached: 1533311867694.jpg (1361x3121, 532K)

what is this a parody of?

Resevoir Dogs you retard

They pissed in the porridge