Who will direct the kinos about the Great Fecal War? Michael Bay?

who will direct the kinos about the Great Fecal War? Michael Bay?

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Who should we be rooting for?

let them nuke each other
save the world a lot of problems

>Not M Night Shyamalamaman
one fucking job OP

>800 detonated nuclear weapons will be fine for the Earths atmosphere.

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Yes they will. Unless you count all the fecal matter in the atmosphere after blasts - that would be nasty

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the fecal matter would be reduced to molecules by the incredibly hot shockwaves, let them proceed

Why does it seem like no one on this site understands the consequences of nuclear warfare.

now thats some Monty Python tier comedy right there.

>scaredy cat libshit
go to church or nut up, faggot

We are talking about nuking 2 literal shitholes with clean nuclear weapons. Nothing would happen and humanity would benefit from it.

who even gives a shit, just blast the fucking planet already

Yeah, wanting to avoid nuclear war and a chain reaction of escalating events is "libshit"
Retard.

>I dont know Pakistan is supported by Russia
are you 12? I mean your IQ not your age.

>oh golly no i'm sooo scared of those bombs! =(
pussy

Pakistan since they could potentially take out T Series
>The enemy of my enemy is my friend

>muh Russha

nuclear winter is a myth.

>I dont know Pakistan is supported by America as well
wow! you sure showed me, retard.

Why are they all manlets?

Nothing will really happen.

Nuclear winter could technically happen, but the amount of nukes you'd need to detonate at the same time is so ridiculous that i'm not even sure why it's taken into consideration when talking about this.

Do you think that Pakistan and India can just freely remove each other from the face of the earth with nukes while the whole world continues like nothing happened?
It doesn't matter how many indians shit on the street, they're still influential enough to have allies on a global scale.

Civilization is dying anyway, as soon as the white man goes the way of the dodo everything goes straight back to the jungle. I'd much rather see nuclear war and complete extinction

Why not kill yourself right now?

Nobody would be stupid enough to support any side in nuclear exchange. It's talk shit get hit. Only shitskins are stupid enough to nuke eachother.

i'm sure your parents ask themselves the same question.

I just might lmao

Bunch of pussies in this here thread.

stfu Rajinder >:(

back 2 the reddit

Mutants and zombies and shit. It'll be fucking awesoem.

No u

You can do better than that, user.

Imagine the smell

No. You.

My favorite threads are the ones where people want Russia or China nuked.
It reminds me that I'm talking to literal children.

I want whole world to be nuked.
Burn it all to the ground, we must begin again

The poos
fuck those muslim raghead bastards
Also if India gets nuked say goodbye to 99% of tech support lines

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india drops bombs filled with liquid shit
paki's respond with suicide bombers

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no one said that, you gigantic bleeding cunt.

Based user in charge of reading comprehension.

every time i text chat or call support and get an indian they just end up sending me to a white person since they can't actually do anything

oh come on there's no way there won't be a shitload of fallout.
How far can the nuclear fallout be carried by winds?

What did India hit in the airstrikes?

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Pakistan. India is developing and will become a competition to the US in the future. Pakistan is literally a failed state.

219 nuclear atmospheric explosions plus 2 during ww2 were made by the US alone. if the poos deside to nuke each other we'll be fine

cringe passive aggressive roastie scared of le bomb! =O

you're being too edgy you might scare the children

>fuck those muslim raghead bastards
Pakistani are Muslim Indians, brainlet.

You okay, man?

>2 separate countries now
>this post making any sense

You must be new here if you think there was any edge in what I've written

I think he means that the culture is almost the same.

pakis fuck their cousins

>200 mostly ancient bombs tested under controlled conditions in desolate environments over the course of many decades
>800 modern bombs thrown at a shithole country within a couple of hours

Wagah border. Amritsar.

It's cringey stupid and edgy to want the world to blow up you fucking neet bastard.
I don't think your 12 year old little stupid brain even remotely begins to understand what that entails.
Believe me your mommy would not be able to bring your hotpockets down to your basement on a regular basis.
Stop being a fuckwit.

>india
>pakistan
>modern

>As of 1993, worldwide, 520 atmospheric nuclear explosions (including 8 underwater) have been conducted
besides, please tell me why other countries would join in on the action going nuclear

>Believe me your mommy would not be able to bring your hotpockets down to your basement on a regular basis.
That's why it must happen. Humanity grew corrupted and lazy. We must begin again

lol this bitch is literally shaking with fear just at the idea of it.
soft cunt.

India is the second fastest growing economy in the world.

user, I think the point is that if you really wanted to die you'd just kill yourself.
You like the idea of being le epic joker, but you'd shit your pants at the first sign of a ballistic missile coming towards you.

I can guarantee from your one post you are under 5'6

pakistand used belong to india until the UK decided to cut the country in half just before they left. the majority of the mudslimes got dumped in the newly formed pakistan

>SUPERPOWER BY 2020
lmao, pray to your toilets pajeet

Nukes don't work like in the movies you baka.

that does not mean their military is modern

I know.

>but you'd shit your pants at the first sign of a ballistic missile coming towards you.
Maybe, but it wouldn't matter anymore

You don't need a first-world country to outperform nukes from 40-70 years ago.

It is.

India is one of Russia's biggest customers you dummy, and they've had strong relations since the cold war.

Oh yeah I can't wait for Putin to be deeply concerned like when roaches downed his plane and killed Russians.

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>Poo 1 to Poo 2, radio check, how copy over.
>Poo 2, Poo 1, loud and clear. You are authorized to go "hot". Poo on them.
>Poo 1 copies, we'll boil them in our excrement. Over and out.

Second largest in the world.

Numbers mean fuck all m8, how old are you? China has a huge army too - they can't do shit.

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What are you five? It's ranked 4th in the world in terms of strength. And China can do shit.

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>indian bombers fly low over pakistan
>the doors open and a few dozen asses stick out
>a rain of hot liquid shit rains down on the paki's

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>they can't do shit
No one can do shit. That's the entire point of MAD.

world war poo

>british """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humour""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>The Great Shitflinging

heres how posters like these see themselves

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Once India gets the F-21 Tatas the world will quake in fear.
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lol no they cant
they have no experience in major military combat

You can start right now, faggot.

Literal children here.

china hasn't won a war since they got their ass handed to them by japan
non of the soldiers have any real combat experience

No, I know that I would die. But from the ashes a new civilization would rise.

>4th in terms of strength
kek
>and China can do shit
Name one

please show bombs and vagene

>mfw im too much of a brainlet to know who to support
>mfw i dont even care

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?
he's right, prove him wrong.

This exact scenario happened at one stage or another with every country that now has sanitation.

>Not knowing your great great great grandfather once sat around picking his ring complaining about how he would rather shit in the street.

Nobody has real combat experience USA included. Bombing mud huts is not real combat experience.

thinking man's opinion is hoping that they MAD eachother

Yeah but my great great grandfather had plumbing while these modern curries are still shitting on the street.

China can't do anything to us.

>this user have no sense

And the rest of the world.

that's just in equipment. saudis have all the expensive shit and they're still bad because it's run by inane towelheads

it's all going to south-east africa this time of year due to monsoons

>Nobody has real combat experience USA included
at least they have experience in moving large amounts of troops and supplying them. plus they fucked Iraq up good with next to no losses twice, when it was still about conventional warfare

Yeah. Not everyone wants to drone little brown kids.

FIRE THE SCATAPULTS!

India has gone to war with Pak four times. Everytime won. And also Everytime it was initiated by Pak. Pakistan really are only good at blowing themselves up.

All current "wars" between these two nations now is between a match of CRICKET

Marvelous game really

they launch their own fucking satellites and buy the same military hardware as NATO. you are a fucking retard.

>Also if India gets nuked say goodbye to 99% of tech support lines
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>have no

Last one was in 1999.

t. brown kid

it's actually quite fun

We are beyond MAD now. Come on user do you really think that ICBMs are the ultimate long lance for anyone

oh yeah you say that but once all customer care moves to African countries you'll be fucking sorry

You see, the bowler hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score by dashing between the creases, provided the wicket keeper hasn’t whipped his bails off, of course.

Climate change will take change of that. God bless the global warming, all niggers will be fried in 50 years

I'm happy to die as long as Africans go with me.

why do they do the silly walk?

China

brits trained them wrong as a joke

Now this is kino

Kys mutt, its just a click away to fact check.

It's a competition. Who can raise the leg higher? Who can shout louder?

The war? There was one in 1999. In Kargil.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kargil_War

>mobile version
neck yourself

I was talking about cricket, marvelous game really as an alternative to war between nations. There's still pride and glory without the cost.

Will this have any affect on our life?

still the best old man joke ever
the best way as an old person to ever fuck with the next generation is just to simply teach them wrong on purpose

no

Nuclear winter happens because of all the forest fires the nukes create.

Paki's are 10x cooler than Indians.

Fight me.

You aren't the sharpest tool in the shed are you? Read it again and try again if you like.

Once upon a time, sanitation was new in poor regions of the west too. People, like these people, would not have liked it much for a while until it became common on a wide scale. That is what will happen in India too.

What's the logic behind this?

Cant poo in the loo? We take you to the zoo

hello rashid

no it's because of the toilet witch

my ancestors didn't shit in the streets or in the fields tho, they had rudementary latrines centuries

I can't wait until the world gets nuked. Mankind is corrupted, and can only ascend through power and chaos and embracing their inner darkness...

Some men just want to see the world burn..............

Why do the Pakis and Indians hate each other? From what I understand they all lived together in India at first...

*for centuries

At least some of them did.

LOST

there was a solid chunk of time where I thought Pakistan and Palestine were the same country

>why do they hate each other?
All countries that got split in two do

>he doesn't know at least 1k+ nukes have already been detonated all around the globe

Exactly why. They separated on grounds of religion. Mass murder followed. Then Pakistan wanted to control Kashmir but the king of J&K wanted to accede to India. The two went to war. India won and was left with most of Kashmir when ceasefire was called. Pakistan occasionally tries to take it but fails.

Not at once you retard.

Yes, no more customer service.

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so these are the people that make shitty animation

typical amerimutt no worries

What about basic hygiene? I mean you people still eat from the ground, is this something that needs introduction and training too?

>sanitation was new in poor regions of the west too. People, like these people, would not have liked it much for a while until it became common on a wide scale. That is what will happen in India too.
How long does it take for people to adopt basic hygiene and sanitation?

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Towels vs bowels

Ron Pissman

America

oh come on. even niggers use plates

they share a border. If one of them decided to launch it'd be over in less than 5 minutes.

maybe on journys, but latrines were very wide spread where my ancestors lived, they only got more sophisticed and ultimately replaced by proper sewers and toilets. you're 100 years behind the curve

It cancels out with the amount of brown people gone

Your ancestors weren't poor village fags I guess.

living out of spite and consuming as much as I can so the browns won’t get it

No it hasn't you Pajeet retard. People in Europe used outhouses, and the ancient Romans had flowing water toilets in antiquity.

Queen Victoria had a muslim fuckboy late in her life who was somewhat influential in raising the plight of Indian muslims controlled by a Hindu elite in Bengal, to British colonial overseers.
So it became a bit of an idea to administer Bengal separately from the rest of India, but nobody bothered to do it until after Victoria died.
This upset the balance and kind of triggered all kinds of nationalist movements along religious lines in India, that would persist for about 40 years until Britain ended colonial rule.
By that time, splitting India in to multiple states to separate Hindu majorities from Muslim majorities, seemed like a half-sensible idea since you would have some kind of figureheads and government from each faction to approach diplomatically when it was inevitably going to be a cluster-fuck of territorial disputes not matter how you left it.

not poor, but yeah. they still had latrines tho, as far as the historic accounts of the village is concerned. when you have a population as dense as central europe you need to seperate waste from the water table. this isn't a huge revelation either, which makes it all the more hilarious that india hasn't done it yet in all it's parts

I think you're getting your idea of old Europe from movies. And almost all rich people in history have had latrines since the beginning of civilization.

That'll destroy rest of the planet retard.

Retard. Digging a hole and building a shed over it isn't quite complicated.

I live in Eastern Europe you degenerate. Rural villages didn't have plumbing 50 years ago and literally every household had an outhouse. Shitting in the fields or God forbid the streets is literally unimaginable here.

Like I give a fuck

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I guess they just don't have any shame.

my man

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>people

Kek, politics came at /tv too.

This horseshit between Pakistan and India has been happening for 60 years it'll all blow over until the next pajeet kills a few muslims in a few months.

>India sends pooicide bombers to shit in the streets of Pakistan
>Pakistani planes drop toilets all over India

t. Series

A generation maybe? That's where education and cultural shift take place. You could see it a little like the fierce imposition of non smoking in public places in the west. People think oh c'mon really not even in an outdoors cafe?

But eventually realise that public health and standards will be improved. And even if they don't, their kids will, and be embarrassed by their sad parents who probably never went to school at all.

Why not settle this whole war business with single combat? A Troy style duel to the death by the respective fat-men masquerading as the presidents of these countries. No guns, no weapons. Fists only. And no bitching out like Paris did.