NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING TOOLBOX

>NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING TOOLBOX

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>MOTHER FUCKER

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>cmon Annie... I'm just... roasting your balls, I'm just roasting your balls

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>Nah nah nah... you insulted him a little bit, you insulted him a little bit

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>This is pointless, we have to get the deaths star plans, get the death star plans

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>why don't you go fuck yourself Vader?

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If I press random buttons on your chest panel would you die?

as far back as i can remember i always wanted to be a jedi

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>I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a blaster to hide. But I didn't. I gotta admit the truth. It turned me on.

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>The Emperor was cuting every link between the republic and the jedi order, but it had nothing to do with me.
>I hunted some jedis and he gave me some new force powers
>From then on I kept my mouth shut, I knew Palpatine, he had the empire, it was his, I know he had to share it for some time with the senate but that was it.
>It made him sick to have to fight those jedi younglings in the future
>He'd rather whack them, anyway, what did I care?

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>months after the order 66 they were finding bodies all over.
>when they found Ayla Secura in the jungle, she was still so hot that it took the clones two days to stop gangraping her for the autopsy.

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this is uniquely unfunny so far

>It was revenge for Barris, and a lot of other things. And there was nothing that we could do about it. Windu was a Jedi Master, and Ahsoka wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the Jedi. It was real Forceball shit.

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You disrespectin OP?

make it better then

Kino, kek

>I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

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lmao

>Hey Obi Wan, let's chop him up

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of course I will dig the hole, you think this is the first hole I dug?

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>You'll like this guy, he's all right, he's a good fella, one of us

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>it would be very painful young skywalker

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I laughed but it hurt a little inside

what sleeping gas from bespin???

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>Looks like someone we know

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>that dainty hand
and people still think darth vader is cool lmao just lmao

5/5 bretty gud
also

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REGRETS IVE HAD A FEW

didn't russias counter-terrorism guys try using the sleeping gas trick and fuck it up pretty bad

Unfunny how?

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