It's a Truman wakes up like 9 times every night lately because he is thirsty and his mouth is dry...

the more I hear of this truman guy the more I'm convinced he's a loser

>it's a Truman stays up for over 48hrs while consuming copious amounts of weed, caffeine and simple carbohydrates, only to pass out and completely forget about all the revelations in life he had during the process

>It's a Truman drinks himself into oblivion because he's too afraid to seek medical help for his worsening phimosis episode.

Truman just needs to get the fuck over it and go to the doctor

It's a Truman thinks phimosis is a (((conspiracy))) to get people to convert by putting fluoride in the water supply so they have to be circumcised, and that the medical profession is in on it... episode.

>it's a Truman can't stay asleep for more than 4 hours at a time without waking up with excruciating chest pains episode
It's a shame he doesn't have health insurance because it's getting pretty unbearable lately

>it's a Christof goes bankrupt after viewership plummets because Truman spends 18 hours a day making fun of minorities and uncompensated website employees episode

Saw this movie when I was like 11 yo. Gave me legit fears that I'm under surveilance for 2 years.

>it's a christof waits just a little too long to send Marlon to interrupt Truman before he maritally rapes Meryl episode

same here. made me stop wearing my sisters clothes when alone in the house.

>it's a Truman browse the internet for 7 hours after work and not really enjoying anything anymore and has no energy to play videogames or read a book, he doesn't even post on the forums, just read them 10x a day and falls asleep watching you tube and vinesauce streams

getting a bit boring...

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>It's a Truman wakes up with a lot of plans and ideas at the start of the day, but have no energy to do any of them at the end of the day

Vinesauce is patrician trueman has good taste

>it's a Truman drinks heavily, vomits few times and then blackouts only to wake up with a loaded gun in his hand episode

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>it's a Truman gets an idea to turn his life around in the evening and even makes a list of shit to do but the moment he wakes up he feels like a corpse freshly dug out from the ground episode

>it's a Truman closes the job application when it asks for an explanation for any gaps in employment episode

>it's a Truman develops a gay crush on his only friend season

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What would happen if Truman killed his wife? The whole clippart girl was pretty psychotic.

9 times is very weird though, there's many reasons other than blood sugar for that. Check out your doctor, there's no harm in doing that. Too lazy to type out the different reasons rn

>it's a Truman stops any attempts to improve himself because he convinced himself that he can take an easy way out by suicide anytime he wants episode
I think that Truman is a retard that didn't understand nihilism

Relateable minus the handgun.

>it's a truman doesn't even get away from his computer desk into bed to sleep episode

>it's a Truman is taking a shower but suddenly starts hearing voices that tell him to kill himself episode

>It's a Truman has health problems but didn't do anything to deserve them and doesn't understand why other Trumans destroy their body willingly episode

>it's a Truman starts muttering to himself in public and freaks out that someone might have heard him episode

>it's a "Truman injects black tar heroin straight into his left testicle and is going to die" episode

>it's a Truman doesn't bother to go to the dentist because he is sure that he will kill himself before the teeth get really bad episode

>it's another Truman can't wake up before 12pm and feels like he wasted another day but doesn't do anything about it episode
how can Truman consistently wake up earlier

>It's a Truman is neither a shower nor a grower rerun

h-haha

>it's a Truman confronts his mother and asks her why did she give birth to him and the mother bursts into tears because she can't answer episode

>it's a Truman wishes he didn't pussy out after 2 years of being a pmc in south east africa because he lost a finger because now he misses all his buddies and the thrill of combat and can't really reintegrate into the society anymore episode

Yeah man, the 22th season was fucking awesome, sad that they switched back to normal shit because of the budget

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>it's a Truman spreads his asshole in the mirror and laughs alone while he does funny faces episode
I didn't need to see that

>it's a Truman can't get any sleep because his old dog needs to be let out every two hours or so or else will have an accident

>it's a Truman gets awoken by nightmares where he is rejected by his high school crush episode rerun
Come the fuck on, Truman ended high school like 10 season ago. Screenwriters are the laziest bunch of fuckers I have ever seen.

>it's a Truman dreams about moving somewhere far away episode

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>it's a Truman looks into mirror and is disgusted what a fat blob he became episode

it's a Truman looks at his eyes in the mirror for 5 minutes before going out to see if his eyes look creepy to others

>it's a Truman gets interested in human anatomy so that he doesn't fuck up his suicide episode

is waking up 9 times a night weird or needing to piss that many times? I wake up at least 3 times a night everyday

>it's a Truman suffers from chronic sciatica from sitting in front of the computer all day, and laying in bed is about the only thing that helps but doesn't want to end up reduced to just laying in bed all day on the computer all day since sitting is bad enough

>it's a Truman experiences regular acute headache in a specific part of his head and hopes that it's a tumor that will end his pointless life episode

its another "truman spends all day fantasizing about how his life would be like if he was rich or famous" episode

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How fucking autistic are you that you can't even regulate your hydration

this truman fella sure is weird haha

>It's a Truman spends the day watching David Irwin lectures on YouTube and then deletes his browser history episode.

>It's a Truman gets frustrated with Captcha because he's not sure if "selecting traffic lights" means including the pole the traffic light is mounted on episode.

>it's a Truman gets into siscest because he grew up in poor abusive household and fantasizes what his life would be if he grew up in proper family episode

Man that is really specific to my life and I hate you because of it

it's a Truman starts hearing the voice episode

youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc

>it's a truman sleeps during the day and lives at night season
>he doesn't go to class anymore
>he can't even enjoy the shit he watches, reads or plays
>truman is out of tobacco and broke while two weeks sober after five years of daily drinking
Is he going to an hero or what?

>it's a Truman imagines himself explaining his autistic hobby to his friends but he has none episode

>see a doctor
>doctor examines you
>you’re not far enough along to receive treatment
>the drugs that he would have to give you would do more harm than good at this point
>do more exercise and eat healthier!
fuck doctors. by the time i need medicine i’ll be on my way out. the whole medical system is a scam. a very small percentage of ailments can actually be treated and far fewer can be cured.

what company

>It's a Truman uses the bad weather as an excuse not to leave the house despite never leaving the house in nice weather either episode.

Whatever you gotta tell yourself to get by Truman.

>It's a trueman feels precious secounds of his life seep away, as he waits for the loading of the last of the three chapta images that he needs to click away only to find out its still the shit he needs to click away two times in a row

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So basically there's a couple of different reasons for that:
If you drink normally but have to pee a lot (in small quantities) then chances are theres a problem with your urinary system (bladder, prastate, etc)
If you are very thirsty all the time, drink a lot and pee because of that, that could be diabetes I or II (sugary types) or diabetes insipidus (your kidney loses the ability to concentrate urine. All of these really have to be treated by a doctor.
Oh and obviously we're on Yea Forums, so phychological causes will be very common here. So theres a psychologically caused "overdrinking" as well.
Just waking up a lot at night could be normal or a sign of a phsychological problem as well.

>it's a Truman writes his suicide note when drunk only to delete it once he sobers up

>Truman's only social interaction is posting in a /vg/ general and the only praise and acknowledgement he gets in life is when he sometimes drawfags on it
>Another drawfag pops up and everyone flocks to him and nobody even gives Truman a (you) when he asks for request
>Truman realizes that by comparison, his drawing is awful, the others just tolerated him because he was the only one and never liked his work

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Please stop making these threads, my name is Truman and every time I see one of these threads I feel weird

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU

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Die then I guess

>it's a Truman wants to hire a whore but then he understands that it won't change a thing episode

you have diabetes

you need an A1c test for you blood though, not just random level checks

Please delete this

Truman is at least honest with himself here. Hiring a prostitute won't change the fact he's not desire-able.

>it's a Truman empathizes with someone over the internet episode

get demopressin nasal spray. I was pissing like ten times a night before I got it

We know.

I had full labor test few weeks ago, just because of fear of diabetes, it shown nothing fortunately

>it's a Truman tries to wank but loses erection after 2 minutes episode
>it's been 10 episodes since the Truman masturbated last time, even though he tried 6 times

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>It's a Truman complains about how many spam emails he gets but doesn't block them because without them his phone would sit silent all day episode.

>it's a "Truman drinks heavily every episode so he's just in an eternal whiskey dick state" season
Man Truman should take a break every couple of days to let his body recover

I don't need to pee lot, I just can't sleep longer than 4 hours at a time

So what if I drink a lot, am always thirsty, but pee normally?

I'll try you.
Requesting Trueman looking at his screen in dispair reading through this thread

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>it's a Truman spends every waking moment wishing that some kind of freak accident will instantly kill him during his daily routine so that he would finally be free from the worsening pains in his body and absolute dead end career path he's chosen without the guilt of suicide hanging over him episode

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>It's a Truman is treated like shit by his family every day episode

It frustrated me how many times this kept happening across the seasons. It was like the defacto method of padding out the episodes. Could the writers really not think of literally anything else?

>It's a Truman has this exact thought and goes to the doctors and checks his symptoms and finds it isn't diabetes and can't be diabetes, he just has a stupid body episode

>it's a Truman knows he needs to eat more to gain weight and counter his hypoglycemia, but is too lazy to make food and eating itself feels like a chore, but every now and then he is overcome with an immense feeling of hunger that he can't ignore but wishes was there more often so he'd eat more regularly episode

>it's a Truman has to take a poopoo at work and he is confident enough to go to the restroom but 1 out of 10 times his penis touches the inside of the toilet and he feels like he has been raped probably

>it's a Truman can't pee even in a stall because there is someone else in the restroom

Truman found that browsing Yea Forums on his phone while trying to pee makes it so that he can relax enough to pee because he feels so comfortable on Yea Forums

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episode

>Its a Truman's family suddenly treats him superficially nice, creeping him out episode
Where the fuck are they getting at.

Being a night owl is a fucking curse. The world was built for early bird fags

>it’s a Truman’s flaccid dick is too small to stay in the toilet bowl when shitting and he gets piss all over the toilet seat and floor episode

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>it's another Truman falls in love with a sex worker episode.
We have these every season and they're getting a bit stale.
The recent one where he fell for a 40 year old with a 23 year old son was quite ludicrous.

>it's a Truman masturbates to weird porn games and mods and feels disgusted afterwards episode

>It's a Truman get's out of bed 45 minutes late with a scream of horror and pain episode
>It's a Truman has to go to work again tomorrow episode

>after three years of struggling with university and getting nowhere, Truman is forced to take up a minimum wage manual job on the side
>He finds it immensely more enjoyable than studying and has already made friends within a week there, despite never having any since high school
>He has an identity crisis because he hates university and wants to drop out, but on the same time knows that he'll never have a livable wage otherwise

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>It's a Truman gets range-banned for an off-topic reply on a board he's never even been on and can't refresh his IP address episode.

>Truman wakes up screaming 'let me die' over and over again
H-haha.

are you a tranny?

What the fuck. No, Truman isn't, why?

>it's a Truman tests the weight limit of the rail at the top of the stairs to make sure it will hold when he hangs himself from it episode

>it's a Truman watches Cast Away with a notepad and pen, making in-depth notes episode

>Truman knows weed's gonna help him fix his sleep but doesn't have the motivation to go out and get it and doesn't want to get any delivered from someone else because he's friends with his current dealer who owes him some anyway
Wish they'd stop dragging out this shitty subplot for so long

:(

>it's a Truman's coworkers nickname him "Columbine" episode
Haha t-those zany jokers haha

>its a truman jacks his dick violently for 5 minutes and by the time he cums he doesnt feel anything episode

Joel's windows destruction videos are also good

>its another truman gets a date with a girl but backpedals right before meeting her because he feels undeserving of another persons affection episode

>it's a Truman again considers using a xacto knife and shopvac to suck the fat out of his gut so he'll be thinner and maybe then people will like him episode

>It's a Truman spends an hour every night spinning the cylinder of his .44 Bulldog with one bullet loaded, cocking it and putting it to his temple, then checking the cylinder to see if he would have 'won', all to the soundtrack of the same bullshit inane podcasts and his own pathetic sobs.

Truman should just get back on heroin desu

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>David Irwin
>It's an audience knows Truman's trying to be an edgy cunt but just feels sorry for him because he doesn't know the name of the greatest WW2 historian of all time viewing

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>It's a once again Truman posts in a thread only for it to die episode

this is the only embarrassing post ITT

Oh dear, another 'user gets paranoid after watching a documentary about how we have him under surveilance' episode. I'm getting tired of the meta commentary.

>it’s a truman gets back into self harming episode

I knew I wasn't the only one

>it’s a truman gets home from work and sits on the kitchen floor in his work clothes for 20 minutes staring into the abyss episode

again

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this show sounds really depressing

shan't be watching

>it’s a true man is 25 on the brink of 26 and struggles and maintain a job and take care of himself and commit to things so he can grow and develop as a person

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delete this

>its the same "Truman repeating what he murmured to gauge whether people around likely heard him or not" bit
Getting repetitive now

‘I feel like shit all the time!’

Doc: Eat healthily and exercise

‘Medical system is a scam!’

Can you fucking hear yourself, user?

>it’s a Truman can’t finish his album after years and constant positive feedback from everybody because he keeps obsessively looping his songs and fiddling with minor problems instead of making any progress

>It's a Truman repeats the same day over and over expecting something to change arc

you might have something going on in your pituitary

>It's a Truman has cathatic showdown against his so called friends, telling them all the shit he has discovered, after a month of careful planning and escalation episode

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Truman should really stop doing that in case he NDs into his own head

>it's a coked up Truman pretending to be a dj, dancing and getting people hyped for his set in front of his mirror episode
Dont know why he didnt just follow his dream instead of slowly driving himself to a deeper depression with the help of drugs and alcohol

Bullshit, I'm posting right now!

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>it's a truman walks around at work and is constantly asked if he's okay since he looks sad/mad knowing if he answers honestly no one will really give a shit and will be discouraged to seek help
>it's a truman is trapped in a cycle of loneliness hating himself more and more for the mistakes he's made in life and is waiting until his mom and dog pass away

>it's a Truman loses even the will to masturbate episode
>even the sickest most degenerate porn does nothing to him anymore
>it's a Truman realizes he hasn't had a meaningful conversation with another human in 5 years while his cousins are getting married and having kids

Man this Truman guy is a mess

>it's a Truman dreams if killing his father by beating him to death episode
dude should chill

>It's a Truman attempts to abstain from masturbating every other day episode, because he hates the feeling of drained balls and tingly dick that persists for hours afterwards, but he's doing nothing and writhes in bed looking at pictures pertaining to his fetish driving him mad

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Trained medical doctor gives advise about adopting healthier living practices utilizing their knowledge on the fundamentals of human biology in order for you to not need the drugs in the first place by treating the underline problem.
>ITS A SCAM!

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i liek this meme

>it's a Truman tries his hand at difficult video games because it's the only thing he's ever good at, and yet he still sucks at them, his reaction times are getting slower too

Yikes

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>It's a Truman can't get up during sex because he's become insecure about his size episode

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HOLY SHIT DID TRUMAN JUST SAY THE N-WORD?

>it's a truman can only get off by masturbating with guys on kik episode
really? again?

>its a Truman has had a mysterious illness over the last few weeks and no medicine can fix it episode

Little too close to home there pal.

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>it's a episode

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee this is literally me

I hope Truman does not go to such extreme measures for weight loss. He should know your health is primarily up to your diet, and improving it is as simple as dropping sugar and refined carbs in favor of stuff like vegetables, nuts, and higher protein intake. It's not that expensive, I ended up saving money myself, because I was hungry less often. Cooking at home also helped curb other depressive issues by feeling more self reliant overall.

He shouldn't beat himself up for not managing to change thus far, or struggling to change in the midst of it, he just shouldn't give up entirely. Be sure to check ingredients, Truman! 80% of what's on the market has some added sugar in it.

>it's a Truman tries his hand at difficult video games because it's the only thing he's ever good at and in fact succeeds at improving and can finish Ninja Gaiden in about 16 minutes now
Proud of Truman

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>It's a Truman walks in from work and sees his wife getting plowed by his best friend episode
>It's a Truman sobs quietly in his basement in time with the bed backboard slapping the wall intermixed with screams of ecstasy that Truman had never heard in all their years of marriage episode
>It's a Truman releases the wife he married and once loved is long gone and can only blame his own inadequacies in not proving them a child and hopes in some way that his best friends seed will take root and quench her lust for new life episode

I got a 6-pack of cold brewskis with our name on them!

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>it's a truman is tired of waking up every night with an extremely painful boner that won't soften for at least a whole hour keeping him awake and in pain, so he looks it up and it actually a real thing called Sleep Related Painful Erections, and so little is known about it because it's so rare that there is no cure episode

>it’s a Truman got kicked out of another family get together for talking to relatives about how it would be better to shoot mexican immigrants as they cross the border instead of building a wall, and for repeatedly calling his uncle John “John Jewman,” because his daughter married a black man she met in college.

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I thought this was an unrealistic episode, because if Truman was a real person, he'd at least make a doctor's appointment to confirm there's really nothing that can be done instead of stoically bearing the pain because of internet medical sources.

>It's a Truman sees a post he disagrees with on Yea Forums and spends 20 minutes typing out a response before growing frustrated with the wording and deleting it episode

>Its a Truman can't get a dealers response episode

>mom, get the poop scissors

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Yeah, plus if he really does have this rare affliction he could even apply to be a case study and maybe make some money while also getting the help he needs. Just seemed really scripted

>it's the 32nd season
>Truman STILL hasn't got a girlfriend

What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

>it's a Truman has been a neet leech for 3 years and is only now starting to consider getting on SSI

> Its a Truman wakes up in the middle of the night, just awoken from his flashback of Sarajevo, reminded by his sleeping wife of the multiple Serbian women he raped and impregnated during the siege, and wondering if he will ever be prosecuted for his war crimes episode.

I always hate when shows try to insert politics. At least season 23 was action packed.

> It's a Truman has known for years that he's being recorded for a TV show, and STILL masturbates 10 times per day episode.

Thanks for summing up my daily routine, user.

I've been there but even exercising and eating healthier wouldn't help, the doctor was like "lol deal with it". Before some moron says "just lift bro", my fuckin balls are fucked up, it's not gonna help

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Fuck, I’ve seen this episode so many times. Why does he do it? There is no reason for it.

>It's a Truman once again pulls all the blinds down and locks all doors then goes to the "privacy" of his room to look at himself in front of a mirror while wearing nothing but stripped kneesocks and a cat-ears tiara while pretending to act shy and mumbling sweet nothings episode.

I missed last ep, people here were commenting about him buying a cat "tail", did he actually do it?

Christ, is this a real thing? I love a fighter, but I can’t imagine ever losing.

>I love a fighter, but I can’t imagine ever losing.
this made me exhale through my nose slightly faster than usual

>trumans shit is full of undigested food again

>its a truman sets his alarm to wake him up after 5 hours of sleep because if sleeps longer he will dream and all his dreams are bad episode

>it’s a Truman is moving out of his parents house and into an appartement with his annoying fiancé at the start of season 25, but he loves his parents and cat and is about ready to kill himself because he can’t imagine living in a world where he doesn’t live in the only home he’s ever known episode

Damn Truman, can’t just call home crying for your parents to take you home from college like you did in season 18. That only worked twice!

>annoying fiancé
Truman's fiance deserves to be with someone who she makes happy

god damn you're stupid

Truman’s fiancé is extremely overweight and has a shit personality, but roped Truman in during high school and never let go via emotional abuse. Truman should have realized that obsessing over the first woman to show interest in him was a really fucking bad idea.

Truman should probably not marry this woman.

>its a truman follows up his application for a shitty job only to be told they have 150 applicants and he starts browsing for rope to hang himself

hemp or polyester?

Truman should be happy that he's only engaged and not married, and not quite moved out yet, so he still has time to break it off with minimal reprecussions

i dont even have energy to type th

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Truman has already considered this, as seen in a recent episode, but he moves in a couple weeks and she already bought all this furniture and he doesn’t know how he’ll be able to fix this mess without ruining his relationship with his family he desperately loves and seeks approval from. Last episode was rough, he figured the only way was ending it all, but then his cat would wonder where he went, and he can’t do that to him.

>ruining his relationship with his family he desperately loves and seeks approval from.
how much worse would Truman's relationship be with his family if they found out 10 years down the line that he didn't want to marry this girl and ends up having a messy divorce with kids involved?
Truman should recognize that it will be messy no matter what, but FAR FAR messier in the future if he continues down this path.
also Truman was right to not commit suicide, he is only 25 and can still make big mistakes like this as long as he rectifies them quickly enough

if Truman's family doesn't support his decision to leave her and would rather see him married to an insufferable cunt than be happy, Truman would be much better off in the long run if he cut ties with them, took his cat, and left for parts unknown. Truman shouldn't let anyone else influence/decide how he lives his life

Can you elaborate on the problem your testicles are causing you? Also, second opinions are there for are a reason.

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Big ol cyst rubbin against my jizz pipe. Benign thankfully, but it still fucking hurts. The cock doc literally used the phrase "third ball" to describe how big it'd have to be to be worth operating on, so unless it grows or magically disappears I'm kind of stuck.

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Part of the problem is that Truman has attempted to go away to college twice and didn’t make it 3 days away from home from either, so he went to a local school and has done very well, to the point where he is starting a PhD at this school come the fall semester. Truman realizes he cannot afford to live alone on his doctoral student salary, and his heart would break if his parents would deny him living at home again. Then, he would have to move to an absolute shithole appartment with no support. If he moves in with his fiancé into their pretty nice place, at least she’ll support them for the year. Maybe he’ll figure out if he can cut it as a doctoral student, then leave her after a year when the lease is up and see what happens. In the end, he knows he’s a huge pussy for being so scared and sad of moving out of his home, but he wants his parents to be proud of him while allowing him to live there. Boy Truman, what a fucked up existence you have.

>It's a Truman gets introduced to an old 90s videogame (transport tycoon) by his nostalgic sister and proceeds to play it 16 hours a day for four days straight while ignoring calls from the new job his friend got him before he realises what he's doing episode
Its really interesting seeing him throw it all away in real time. Transport Tycoon makes him feel like he's had too much coffee and he just can't stop.