>Such profiles usually have some combination of three things: 1) Harsh reviews for The Last Jedi, 2) glowing reviews for "documentaries" by right-wing conspiracy theorist and criminal Dinesh D'Souza, and 3) five-star reviews filled with effusive praise for Alita. If their profile didn't have a review for Alita, then it was the only movie listed in their "Want To See" section.
We're never going to get a sequel if you morons keep making Alita look bad.
Henry Murphy
No one cares LOL
Jeremiah Collins
I-I care, user ;_;
Samuel Howard
where do you people find so many cool posters?
Ayden Nelson
How many times have you gone to see /ourangel/ bros? Saw it for the first time today, I will definitely go again in a few days.
I love this poster. The Chinese always has nice things from Alita. It's not fair. To any Disney shills reading this, we don't care about your CM. We too busy with our girl to concern ourselves with your capeshit meltdown, so no one is going to take your "queen of womankind" away from your goddess. Now leave us alone.
Chase Adams
Has alita reached br2049 levels of feels?
Anthony Garcia
He wanted to quit his past life, so he wanted to cut his ties with his crew. I guess you are trying to say that if he didn't go he wouldn't have gotten into a situation that resulted in his death, but it's clear it was too late for him, Zapan, Vector, Nova and pretty much everyone else would have been after them, he would have gotten himself into truoble sooner or later. That's why Nova sent people after him when he found out he was alive. They just wanted to show his death in the movie, so that's why this whole bit was there. He died in the manga too, just there he died a complete piece of shit, whereas in the movie he actually started to care about Alita and wanted to quit his lifestyle, so he at least died a better man. That's why he said thank you for saving me in the end, as he fell, coz she saved him from his scumbag life that would have gotten to him sooner or later anyway.
Jack Johnson
Doxx shit go away.
Zachary Carter
Daily reminder you shills stick out like sore thumbs.
I will go again today and Im bringing my grandma along
Wyatt Parker
Why are there so many negative nancies in these threads? Is Alita so deep rent free in your head you will talk about her all day? I do not understand why you don't just talk about things you enjoy instead.
>be me >just got here in September, have no idea what I'm talking about >literally make shit up just to be contrarian to the fag derailing Alita threads >he trawls through the archive back to 2013 to disprove the inane shit I said hahahahahahaha the absolute rent
Zappan is such a Chad he can creampie a teen girl and no one bats an eye.
Adrian Torres
Stop pretending you were here and you won't have this problem anymore ;^) Or ask your boss to buy 4plebs so you can keep trying to promote revisionist Yea Forums history
Logan Myers
That is really cool, takes a little from the original art and then a little from the movie
Andrew Bennett
He clearly fancied her, but to her it was amusing, coz at that point she realized how strong she was so she had this ''Me > everyone else'' mentality, so it was funny to her how confident he was that he is hot shit when she can decimate him in a milisecond.
Alexander Ortiz
I'm really going to enjoy strapping you down to a table and swabbing hydrofluoric acid on your legs.
Wyatt Harris
For me, it’s better, because Alita actually has a sense of family in place of poor K’s crushing loneliness. You leave Alita feeling like she will have her vengeance even if she has to tear the whole rotten system down to get it.
>just got here in September That's still longer than the majority of its fans in these threads
Cooper Richardson
Favorite fight? Initially I thought her kickin in Nessianas head was best because of how unexpected it was and how well choreographed the two flying kicks, but I now realize her second fight with grewishka is best because of her dodging the grind cutter when she both charges him and is running away from him. And obviously the hand stand scene soon after.
don't worry user. We are all going alone to see Alita. Together.
Jack Sanders
Wrong. She wanted him to *think* she wanted the D. That’s the setup. Her punchline is cutting his legs out from under him, mocking him, belittling him, and then flat-out proving to him that he’s not even remotely on her level.
It’s fucking amazing.
Isaiah Johnson
I went alone and its great. No normie friends to distract me or make comments. Ill keep going alone actually.
Colton Walker
for me, it was when she made the impassioned speech in the bar, then when they all laugh at her she kicks the fuck out of every single one of them
Parker Wilson
her forehead is disgusting
Luis Barnes
Don't understand, if you hate it or love it or just fap to a loli robot
the second grewishka fight was definitely the best. Honestly I feel like the action got a little boring from that point on since she so clearly outclasses everyone else once she gets her new body, she hardly takes a scratch from then on out.
Adam Sanders
Have you ever seen a smile this beautiful? I love how genki she is bros.
I loved the movie and could easily persuade 50 people to go see it but I dont care, too lazy
Ayden Green
Jesus user, when will you hit puberty ? There's no fucking dogma, this isn't a secret club. Also Asrerix & Obelix is capeshit I assume ?
Andrew Diaz
Nah. Alita wanted his fat cyberD. She wouldn't have due to her attachment to Hugo of course. That doesn't mean she didn't think about Zapan having his way with her. That's how women are.
Josiah Taylor
it's not just Zapan. She called everyone in the room a bunch of pussies as well. Kinda hot desu
Guys, I can't watch anything else. I can't watch any other movies, I haven't watched anything else since Alita came out. Everything else looks like shit in comparison. Now I know what the Avatar craze was like.
>badass android that can fuck up anything she wants and is totally smug about it >secretly wants to be the small spoon to sleep and be pampered like a little princess
I've gone twice, both times to Imax showings. I don't have much money, but it's been worth it. I can't explain it, but when in leave the theater, I just feel better about everything, including myself. It's like, maybe the world does suck, and maybe I am a huge fucking loser, but maybe I can be better, maybe the world can be better, you know?
It is a sequel. Alita is divided into Gunnm, Gunnm Last Order, and Gunnm Mars Chronicle. When her past revealed at Gunnm Last Order, I realized the real name of yoko.
I can't even think of a flaw with the film. I guess Hugo could've been smarter and stopped his friends without giving up his identity and causing that domino effect, but that comes down to a character flaw.
Nicholas Gonzalez
Legitimate flaws in this movie: >background citizens always cheery or smiley or walking around too much >shoulda gone with gore over pg13 blue coolant >pic related scene, belongs in a shittier movie
I know your feel. I can’t decide whether to finally watch happy death day 2 today or go see alita again. (Saw it twice yesterday.) don’t have time to watch both cus of work.
Juan Ross
She was just worried that she is not human enough for her bf.
Is /ABAG/ going to write a message to Kishiro or Jimbo?
Michael Wood
what's the problem with africans?
Henry Carter
>those top regions for alita The fuck?
Jaxson Gomez
wish i had a cute sister that wouldn't let me go alone to the movies
Lincoln Robinson
Why do nonwhites love alita so much? Is it because Salazar and Cameron hate Trump?
Levi Sanchez
I'm looking for the soundtrack of this scene. (it isn't motorball track)
Isaac Myers
Oh. The movie sequels will only cover Gunnm, no last order or mars chronicle, though maybe Cameron will include some minor details from the sequels.
Brayden Price
>open Yea Forums catalog >shift-click hide all non Alita related threads >sort through Aita threads >post in all of them I know what you mean. I haven't seen more then a few hours of non Alita movies/tv the past few weeks. I've seen Alita three times now, researched the movie all over the web and hung out Alita posting on Yea Forums is about all I've done in my free time.
Owen Diaz
悪の存在に対し見て見ぬふりはしない!
Andrew Young
Would be cool if a certain developer got their hands on a Motorball game.
I wouldn't want anyone else to do any others unless they were just as passionate and talented as James Cameron and Robert Rodriguez, and I just don't see that.
Luke Myers
Who gives a shit about captain marvel? Christ.
Samuel Hernandez
Suppose there are others who can do just as good a job on some other work. What works do you wish were adapted then?
Kishiro has seen the movie five times and called it the best movie in the world, he is probably here already
Juan Johnson
>We've found out that people who rate Alita 5 stars and Captain Marvel 1 star also praised Drive, Blade Runner 2049 and Taxi Driver. What could possibly be the connection here?
Parker Long
I mean, if they got the absolute most perfect team to do it, I would like to see a real, proper Evangelion live action film.
Noah Collins
Why does this movie get so much coverage, it was meh at most lmfao
Ethan Bailey
Knowing that is even worse, just look at her face, she wanted to be around those arms so fucking much.
And she looks extra cute with that top.
Levi Ramirez
ur mom is meh at most nyger
Josiah Gomez
>Polar bears in Greenland only heard about Alita but not Captain capeshit. Lmao
Lucas Lewis
It is the first decent Anime or manga adaptation
Lucas Cruz
Scifi channel saturday morning waifu Iria. (The goofy Zeiram movies don't count)
Things that will be in the sequel: >lots of motorball >jashugan vs alita >herby the car >failure >musicians >revenge >the enemy >loss of life >a giant metal monster
I can't get over the crap mutts watch. Not a single good film with an OS percentage less than 60% exists.
Jose Nguyen
Sorry that was me I took a pirated copy with me on an expedition there and was showing it to the local wildlife, in exchange for fish and furs.
Gavin Green
His ed norton impression was fantastic. I felt pretty bad for vector in the end. I don't know why but I was a little shocked when Alita murdered him. I wish he at least got to die as himself Nova robbing him of his dying moments is a great villain moment
Lucas Phillips
No, it's literally Arita: Battaru Anjiru
Brody Brown
It's not called Gunnm anywhere, even in Japan, it's just called Alita: Battle Angel, they didn't rename her Gally in the dub either.
Michael Thompson
Ok, I'm gonna watch it in few minutes. I hope you didn't troll me. See you later..
Henry Cox
Have fun m8
Christian Rogers
See you in couple of hours. You'll be a new man afterwards.
why do all of the theaters showing this movie smell like sea salt?
Cameron Torres
is there any real difference between cinemark xd theaters and offcial imax theaters?
Adam White
>they didn't rename her Gally in the dub either "Well we meet again Alita...not your real name of course". The movie itself points out Alita is just an adopted name. I'm willing to bet that in the next movie she finds out her real name (Gally). Gally the name itself isn't used in the film title, because A) the whole movie sets up Alita as her adopted name, it would confused people why the fuck shes referred to as Gally in the title instead and B) would spoil a chunk of the sequel/s.
David Davis
CUTE!!!
Nolan Davis
Oy, you cheeky fuckers. Tomorrow is probably the last day of IMAX screening in Russia. You've motivated me to watch it for the second time. Already got my mom, stepfather and sister to watch it. They all loved it. Really hoping for a sequel.
Aлитa oхyeннa.
Alexander Adams
But her real name isn't Gally either.
Isaiah Nguyen
Those are rookie numbers.
But I'm glad you're going to see it again.
Adrian Baker
Her real name isn't Gally though, it's Yoko
Cameron Nelson
That's the smell of pure kino and innocence user.
Blake Thompson
Just saw the movie, am I the only one that wanted to see more of Alita fucking shit up?
>critics complain about the setup for a sequel Really? Unironically why? Did you do this for lord of the rings? Batman begins? You certainly don't have this complaint against marvel.
>How long do you think it will take for them to get to the Last Order arc? Because I want to see her fight space Karateka. Very long. The first trilogy will be all about the first Alita book.
Chase Perez
That's pretty much everyone who wants the sequel, yo. Of course, I also want more daughterfu Alita, but I guess that's in the trenches now.
Noah Hall
>300 year old dry spell on her mind as she oogles at the 20-something boys naked upper body
Considering she can love a human, she does have those feelings, but unknown if she could have sex. Most definitely not procreate, but still.
Angel Gutierrez
>Alita: Battle Angel >Alita 2: Killing Angel >Alita 3: Death Angel >Alita: Fallen Angel >Alita: Ascension >The first trilogy will be all about the first Alita book ???
Jackson Robinson
I guarantee you the trilogy (if it happens) will end up with the original ending in which she's reincarnated as a human bean.
>literally offers her heart Pure, innocent teen love. You guys need to get your minds out of the gutter, the only thing Alita lusts for is the blood of her enemies.
It is, but there are still those undertones. I mean, she goes through puberty basically and shapes her body to be a little more mature.
Justin King
based autistic boatman
Julian Morales
The dog scene was stupid. Also, the whole hunger game motor ball edition was a shit idea.
Michael Phillips
I implore you to explain why these things are stupid
Hudson Phillips
The dog was a throwaway deal to begin with. Also, no Koyomi.
Jace Roberts
Gantz concept could be fucking great.
Xavier Phillips
Is a scene or concept immune from film criticism if it's "just following the source material"?
Samuel Lee
The Dead Zone is capeshit.
Nathaniel Martinez
I love motorball, but I wish they had done something with the whole cyborg WWE stuff from the manga too. IIRC that's why Makaka/Grewishka is so damn big, because they use these ridiculously enormous bodies and flashy weapons like the grind cutter, but no one really gets hurt too bad.
No, but you better have a very good reasons why it shouldn't be there. >dog scene was an innocent life being ended igniting the memory of Alita "I shall not stand in the presence of evil" >motor ball is iconic in the manga, skipping it is cutting out massive chunks of the arc and eliminates action from an action movie, plus it was done well
>tfw Rosa's ex boyfriend of only one month got a restraining order against her because she obsessively bombarded him with texts and calls after the breakup I want a RosAlita gf bros
It's what happens when a women turns past 33 and still has no long-term relationship/kids. I honestly feel sorry for her, that shit drives them as crazy as does being a 20+ year old hugless handless kissless virgin for men.
Jordan James
He must've fucked her brains out
Alexander Cox
This. I want to see that oversized knife so bad. I swear, Jimbo, you better not disappoint or I'll never forgive you.
In the second manga (Last Order), she eventually gets a flesh and blood body to host her organic brain so she can live her life and have babies with the man she loves.
>that scenes where Hugo jokes about her ripping his arms off and she laughs and says don't piss me off I thought this was a Raimi addition but I guess rosa ad libbed this
Sebastian Thomas
Any good Alita porn or even lewds? Asking for a friend of mine.
She is a cute but she looks really weird with normal eyes.
Ayden Jenkins
Is that Alita: Omelette du Fromage?
Lucas Turner
>intro scene, after timeskip >alita in some form of big coat and hat walking down an alley, audience barely recognizes her >three punks surround her, the one in front of her pulls out a butterfly knife and does that flippy trick thing with it for a few seconds to intimidate her >she pulls out her sword and does the same thing but even more impressively, then halts >everyone freezes for a second, then their cyborg arms fall off and they shit their pants and run away good idea?
>and i'm not talking about an thermonuclear exchange between Pakistan and India Even if that happens it's a non-issue. No other nuclear power is going to give a fuck about them having their 1 trillionth hissy fit at each other.
Oliver Walker
Did they edit out Alita's moustache for your version?
Noah Morris
It's written in the middle
Brody Smith
>"According to documents obtained by TMZ.com, Setzer claims Salazar has been bombarding him with texts and calls and once showed up at his house around midnight, ringing the doorbell and screaming loud enough to wake up the neighbours. Setzer also alleges Salazar threatened to call the police and make up a story about him hitting her, so he decided to call the cops first and she ran off. He was granted the restraining order, which prohibits the Insurgent star from coming within 100 yards of him."
She is NOT ALITA bros, she is a thot unfortunately.
By the way, this fleshy Alita is, in a way, the "true" Alita. The brain in her skull is the one which was inside the broken android Ido found in the scrapyard. It's the brian she had when she was a kid on Mars. It's that brain that fell in love with Hugo, then with Figure. It's that brain that truly experienced all the events of the first manga. The other, fully artificial Alita, the one we see in LO and in the "present" in MC is a perfect copy, but it's still a copy.
Christian Reed
based frogs
Luis Russell
I only care about CGI Alita, not the actress playing her.
Because killing a dog off-screen and seeing her using his blood to mark her face looks retarded? There is a whole carnage in the original manga and he wants to eat a fucking baby (he eat brains by the way but muh PG13), it's why she goes on his territory (we don't even know why because the movie don't want to tell you his tragic past).
Also YOU CAN'T go to Zalem. There is no free ticket for the motor ball winner like if it was the fucking hunger games. It's one of the first thing you learn about the city, you are trash in a trash city and you will never go anywhere else (the whole fucking arc about Yugo is supposed to be about that). If there is a bad point about this movie, it's clearly the depiction of the city which was one of the strongest thing of the manga (the karma too).
James Butler
As long as she didn't cut my dick off sounds really fun desu. The sex would be amazing
Benjamin Baker
Don't feel sad, fren, you gave a good effort.
Matthew Wood
you mean King Hecaton, rightful sovereign of Jeru.
Brayden Murphy
>chromatic aberration
Jason Cook
thats a big nose
Liam Campbell
At least she can act really fucking good.
Austin Gonzalez
His face is too soft for Blade. Ali’s got more similar bone structure to Snipes. He’s also:
>A) Right around the age Snipes was when the last movie came out. >B) A vastly superior actor. Vastly.
Wyatt Cox
who should play erica?
Dylan Sanchez
how much did you pay for your ticket user? she's burning holes in my pocket
>That blue pentel pencil I have that. It's lasted me through my undergrad and masters in math thus far.
Thomas Thomas
I've never read the manga so im confused, she had a human body that was stored somewhere else and had her brain cut out and put into a robot body right???
>These things are stupid Can you explain why you think they are stupid? >Because its retarded
Holy shit you're a genius
Joshua Howard
5.60€
Angel Howard
its the future, creating a human body is easy
Ethan Robinson
yes
Easton Moore
this I remember some anons actually confusing Ali for Wesley in the Oscar sticky
Grayson Sullivan
there's border when shillling and fanboyism interact and you guys make a damn sure that it was crossed over
Dylan Richardson
which one's erica? Do you mean Shumira?
Hunter Reed
I like it.
Blake Jackson
>>A) Right around the age Snipes was when the last movie came out. by they begin to film he will be 50 yo
Kevin Nelson
>spending that much money Jesus Christ. Here in Ireland I saw it for £4.00
Robert Cox
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Jackson Lewis
what a dumb way to start a movie
Luis Murphy
I...I guess you are right...
I am conflicted, I think that she doing whatever she can to keep him to herself in kind of cute but threatning to call the cops on him and make up a lie is too much.
Kind of cute and very crazy way, well, I don't know
Just came out from the 4th viewing We are gonna make it bros The cinema was more packed than last week The crowd enthusiastic Everybody was saying that it was better than expected and amazing And wondering why it got burried in reviews Word of mouth and the pure awesomeness of Alita is making this
The film in the 4th viewing was even better (it was the greatest kinoplex so far)
I think I'll go a fifth time too
Luis Watson
see you in a new threads anons!
Parker Mitchell
No one. Erica should die and be forgotten. Also, her eyepatch stinks.
Jeremiah Lopez
alita was born as a surgically removed teratoma and thus had no original body
Liam Kelly
erica is her childhood friend she basically looks like a blond alita