/ABAG/ Alita: Battle Angel General #53

This is thread is for discussion of Alita: Battle Angel.

Trailers
youtube.com/watch?v=mkZsFiVQQsk
youtube.com/watch?v=w7pYhpJaJW8

Rotten Tomatoes - Critics 59% Audience 94%
rottentomatoes.com/m/alita_battle_angel
IMDB - 7.6/10
imdb.com/title/tt0437086/

Production Cost and Box Office Sales Numbers
boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=alita.htm

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>Wait Til You Hear Who's Review-Bombing 'Captain Marvel'

cracked.com/blog/wait-till-you-hear-whoE28099s-review-bombing-captain-marvel/

>Such profiles usually have some combination of three things: 1) Harsh reviews for The Last Jedi, 2) glowing reviews for "documentaries" by right-wing conspiracy theorist and criminal Dinesh D'Souza, and 3) five-star reviews filled with effusive praise for Alita. If their profile didn't have a review for Alita, then it was the only movie listed in their "Want To See" section.

We're never going to get a sequel if you morons keep making Alita look bad.

No one cares LOL

I-I care, user ;_;

where do you people find so many cool posters?

How many times have you gone to see /ourangel/ bros? Saw it for the first time today, I will definitely go again in a few days.

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We're actually past #53 but a few people messed up the count and it seems like no OP is going to fix it now

is that the chinese or japanese poster?

Go away reddit.

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REMINDER alita newfags have once again proven to be complete and utter newfags who haven't even been here for 6 months

Going to see it for the second time tomorrow

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Chinese

>cracked blog
Those are editorials pretty much can create, and not even be affiliated with the sites owners. Good job writing that yourself I guess?

>continues to post the same stale newfag troll post
>absolutely seething

>CRACKED

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>muh consensus
Is this reddit?

Eight.

I love this poster. The Chinese always has nice things from Alita. It's not fair.
To any Disney shills reading this, we don't care about your CM. We too busy with our girl to concern ourselves with your capeshit meltdown, so no one is going to take your "queen of womankind" away from your goddess. Now leave us alone.

Has alita reached br2049 levels of feels?

He wanted to quit his past life, so he wanted to cut his ties with his crew. I guess you are trying to say that if he didn't go he wouldn't have gotten into a situation that resulted in his death, but it's clear it was too late for him, Zapan, Vector, Nova and pretty much everyone else would have been after them, he would have gotten himself into truoble sooner or later. That's why Nova sent people after him when he found out he was alive. They just wanted to show his death in the movie, so that's why this whole bit was there. He died in the manga too, just there he died a complete piece of shit, whereas in the movie he actually started to care about Alita and wanted to quit his lifestyle, so he at least died a better man. That's why he said thank you for saving me in the end, as he fell, coz she saved him from his scumbag life that would have gotten to him sooner or later anyway.

Doxx shit go away.

Daily reminder you shills stick out like sore thumbs.

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I will go again today and Im bringing my grandma along

Why are there so many negative nancies in these threads?
Is Alita so deep rent free in your head you will talk about her all day? I do not understand why you don't just talk about things you enjoy instead.

For example first use of capeshit on Yea Forums
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/23491836/#23491939
First use of calling something that isn't superhero shit capeshit
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/35087390/#35088341
Yet the alita newfag thinks calling something that isn't superhero shit "capeshit" is a new trend

2 times and I'm going again on the weekend with some friends.

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I was going to go see it today but I wussed out and I'm really tired anyway. Maybe I'll try again tomorrow

Protec these trembling lips

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It's literally one doxx guy that generates 90% of the negative nancy posts.

>the guy in your example immediately gets called out and BTFO
Sasuga marvelshitter

Love this movie and will continue to sing its praises to the mormies in my circle who have yet to see it.

We are way past br2049 feels.

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I felt a weird sexual tension in this scene, anyone else?

archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/dredd capeshit/order/asc/
Many more examples that predate when most of you got here too. Dredd being used as example based on the discussion about whats capeshit
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/41752714/#41753162
Star Wars is capeshit

I’ve seen it twice. Thinking about seeing it again this weekend.

What do you think they feel like?

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>Virgin Hugo vs Chad Zapan
Obviously

Chinese fanart

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How many times have you watched her movie bros?

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cold

Parts that are see through like plastic, but the fingers themselves like smooth porcelain.

this is the most pathetic thing I've seen all month
you are a subhuman worm and I will crush you under my boot

The mowhawk really brings it home

She was getting picked up. No shit there was a sexual vibe Sherlock

Irl zapan woudlve creampied a rebellious girl like her desu.

0 :(
i have nobody to go with. will go alone tomorrow

>schizoanon is a Korinefag
lmao

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>be me
>just got here in September, have no idea what I'm talking about
>literally make shit up just to be contrarian to the fag derailing Alita threads
>he trawls through the archive back to 2013 to disprove the inane shit I said
hahahahahahaha the absolute rent

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Alita wanted Zapan's cyberD

impawards.com/2019/alita_battle_angel_ver2.html

China #1!

Zappan is such a Chad he can creampie a teen girl and no one bats an eye.

Stop pretending you were here and you won't have this problem anymore ;^)
Or ask your boss to buy 4plebs so you can keep trying to promote revisionist Yea Forums history

That is really cool, takes a little from the original art and then a little from the movie

He clearly fancied her, but to her it was amusing, coz at that point she realized how strong she was so she had this ''Me > everyone else'' mentality, so it was funny to her how confident he was that he is hot shit when she can decimate him in a milisecond.

I'm really going to enjoy strapping you down to a table and swabbing hydrofluoric acid on your legs.

For me, it’s better, because Alita actually has a sense of family in place of poor K’s crushing loneliness. You leave Alita feeling like she will have her vengeance even if she has to tear the whole rotten system down to get it.

Yum.

5

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>just got here in September
That's still longer than the majority of its fans in these threads

Favorite fight?
Initially I thought her kickin in Nessianas head was best because of how unexpected it was and how well choreographed the two flying kicks, but I now realize her second fight with grewishka is best because of her dodging the grind cutter when she both charges him and is running away from him. And obviously the hand stand scene soon after.

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zero also zero friend

don't worry user. We are all going alone to see Alita.
Together.

Wrong. She wanted him to *think* she wanted the D. That’s the setup. Her punchline is cutting his legs out from under him, mocking him, belittling him, and then flat-out proving to him that he’s not even remotely on her level.

It’s fucking amazing.

I went alone and its great. No normie friends to distract me or make comments. Ill keep going alone actually.

for me, it was when she made the impassioned speech in the bar, then when they all laugh at her she kicks the fuck out of every single one of them

her forehead is disgusting

Don't understand, if you hate it or love it or just fap to a loli robot

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>within a few weeks already at /ABAG/ #53 plus all the other Alita realted threads
We must be past 20,000 Alita related posts on Yea Forums recently.

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the second grewishka fight was definitely the best. Honestly I feel like the action got a little boring from that point on since she so clearly outclasses everyone else once she gets her new body, she hardly takes a scratch from then on out.

Have you ever seen a smile this beautiful? I love how genki she is bros.

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yeah well your captains feet are disgusting

>guy innocently shows interest in girl
>said girl publicy mocks him, gets violent at him
>nu Yea Forums YASSS QUEEEEN XDD

Nice.

needs plump lips for perfection

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She's just smug because she knows she's gonna throat slam his face through a table.

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he was undermining her and being rude to her boyfriend. if someone comes up and makes fun of your partner you don't BTFO them?
you are a cuck

I liked the motorball scene. A lot.

Not gonna lie, she was like a completly different person when talking to Zapan.

Her personality is cute but she can be a bitch if she wants to.

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This is one of the greatest clips ever. Can't wait for the Blue-Ray release.

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#notmycaptain

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The character of Alita is a Japanese name, but is it altered in the United States?

Alita: Gully Yoko (陽子)
Dyson Ido: Daisuke Ido
Hugo: Yugo

By the way I don't mind White Washing.

I loved the movie and could easily persuade 50 people to go see it but I dont care, too lazy

Jesus user, when will you hit puberty ? There's no fucking dogma, this isn't a secret club.
Also Asrerix & Obelix is capeshit I assume ?

Nah. Alita wanted his fat cyberD. She wouldn't have due to her attachment to Hugo of course. That doesn't mean she didn't think about Zapan having his way with her. That's how women are.

it's not just Zapan. She called everyone in the room a bunch of pussies as well.
Kinda hot desu

Goddam, that’s just fantastic.

t. Hugo

>just say the word

+2 Points to your social score my chigga.

Hell yeah, bro.

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Patriarchy?

Shitsumon wakaranai
And when was she ever yoko? Been years since I read the mango.

Four now. Going again this weekend.

this

This entire motorball scene.

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>CHINA

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Guys, I can't watch anything else. I can't watch any other movies, I haven't watched anything else since Alita came out. Everything else looks like shit in comparison. Now I know what the Avatar craze was like.

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Yeah, she is amazing.

>badass android that can fuck up anything she wants and is totally smug about it
>secretly wants to be the small spoon to sleep and be pampered like a little princess

SHE IS TOO PERFECT BROS WHY

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I've gone twice, both times to Imax showings. I don't have much money, but it's been worth it. I can't explain it, but when in leave the theater, I just feel better about everything, including myself. It's like, maybe the world does suck, and maybe I am a huge fucking loser, but maybe I can be better, maybe the world can be better, you know?

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I wish Alita-san wouldn't wear makeup, she looks pretty even without it and it just makes me get reminded of dirty nasty 3dpd thots.

Criticize LITERALLY ANY aspect of the movie and see how long it takes get a response.

Ya know, for science.

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It is a sequel.
Alita is divided into Gunnm, Gunnm Last Order, and Gunnm Mars Chronicle.
When her past revealed at Gunnm Last Order, I realized the real name of yoko.

Here is your (you) How long was it, doxx shit?

This kills the mousenigger.

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I can't even think of a flaw with the film. I guess Hugo could've been smarter and stopped his friends without giving up his identity and causing that domino effect, but that comes down to a character flaw.

Legitimate flaws in this movie:
>background citizens always cheery or smiley or walking around too much
>shoulda gone with gore over pg13 blue coolant
>pic related scene, belongs in a shittier movie

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I did my part and even took my sister with me. She loved the movie.

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I know your feel. I can’t decide whether to finally watch happy death day 2 today or go see alita again. (Saw it twice yesterday.) don’t have time to watch both cus of work.

She was just worried that she is not human enough for her bf.

They tried.

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Is /ABAG/ going to write a message to Kishiro or Jimbo?

what's the problem with africans?

>those top regions for alita
The fuck?

wish i had a cute sister that wouldn't let me go alone to the movies

Why do nonwhites love alita so much? Is it because Salazar and Cameron hate Trump?

I'm looking for the soundtrack of this scene. (it isn't motorball track)

Oh. The movie sequels will only cover Gunnm, no last order or mars chronicle, though maybe Cameron will include some minor details from the sequels.

>open Yea Forums catalog
>shift-click hide all non Alita related threads
>sort through Aita threads
>post in all of them
I know what you mean. I haven't seen more then a few hours of non Alita movies/tv the past few weeks. I've seen Alita three times now, researched the movie all over the web and hung out Alita posting on Yea Forums is about all I've done in my free time.

悪の存在に対し見て見ぬふりはしない!

Would be cool if a certain developer got their hands on a Motorball game.

bump

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He already did, all Mars bits were from Last Order

I see···
It may be better not to dig deep into something.

Well, I am enjoying this movie so I do not want to see flames.

What did she like specifically?

T. Fox executive

Today I learned that the Passion of the Christ is literally capeshit. What have you learned, today, anons?

It might be in here
youtube.com/watch?v=GTHxH7rvF3k&list=PLmpUqucV5rujh-h8bb0bE8iyTWImQWQ3d
You're welcome.

>no Hugo and ALITA cuddling in bed scene

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Sounds a lot cuter than it should in japanese.

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What other anime / manga would you love to see adapted at the quality of Alita?

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I mean, they got close to it.

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And its for the best to be honest.

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Dragon Ball

Alita herself and music.

I know, LOTR is capeshit as well.

I wouldn't want anyone else to do any others unless they were just as passionate and talented as James Cameron and Robert Rodriguez, and I just don't see that.

Who gives a shit about captain marvel? Christ.

Suppose there are others who can do just as good a job on some other work. What works do you wish were adapted then?

James Bond is also basically capeshit desu

Mai-Hime youtube.com/watch?v=XFqKHgd0eB0

Kishiro has seen the movie five times and called it the best movie in the world, he is probably here already

>We've found out that people who rate Alita 5 stars and Captain Marvel 1 star also praised Drive, Blade Runner 2049 and Taxi Driver. What could possibly be the connection here?

I mean, if they got the absolute most perfect team to do it, I would like to see a real, proper Evangelion live action film.

Why does this movie get so much coverage, it was meh at most lmfao

Knowing that is even worse, just look at her face, she wanted to be around those arms so fucking much.

And she looks extra cute with that top.

ur mom is meh at most nyger

>Polar bears in Greenland only heard about Alita but not Captain capeshit.
Lmao

It is the first decent Anime or manga adaptation

Scifi channel saturday morning waifu Iria. (The goofy Zeiram movies don't count)

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The Green Mile is capeshit

To each his own I guess. I like Alita.

You posted it. Or maybe black lagoon

10 days until release. Literally DOA. LMAO!

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She was so sexy during that whole bit.

>I'd do whatever I had to for you.
She wanted to fuck him so bad.

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yeah, im thinkin shes cute

Where can I get this poster in best quality?

That outfit was top cute too.

I can waifu2x it for you when i get back home, which should be in about...9 hours.

stupid sexy alita

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Things that will be in the sequel:
>lots of motorball
>jashugan vs alita
>herby the car
>failure
>musicians
>revenge
>the enemy
>loss of life
>a giant metal monster

>Source: maoyan.com/films/news/58025

GUYS! WE'RE TOTALLY FUCKING GETTING A SEQUEL.

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search google images using these terms
>for chinese
阿丽塔: 战斗天使 poster
>for japanese
アリータ:バトル・エンジェル poster

New official poster from China celebrating the film making 500 million in yuan.

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>Cameron chooses China over US
Burgers you should be fucking ashamed that your taste is so shit.

>Doodling on her cheeks in dog blood
Well they got marketing for China down

he's a Canadian.

too soon, user

Yeah, I'm thinking she's coming back.

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GOD BLESS XIAOPING

This guys facial expressions throughout the movie very underrated. Eggcellent v3ctor.

lol

I've been trying to find a copy of the Japanese poster drawn by Kishiro but no luck so far

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Sewer battle for me.

Is the movie specifically called Gunnm in Japan?

Thanks user.

I can't get over the crap mutts watch. Not a single good film with an OS percentage less than 60% exists.

Sorry that was me I took a pirated copy with me on an expedition there and was showing it to the local wildlife, in exchange for fish and furs.

His ed norton impression was fantastic.
I felt pretty bad for vector in the end. I don't know why but I was a little shocked when Alita murdered him. I wish he at least got to die as himself
Nova robbing him of his dying moments is a great villain moment

No, it's literally Arita: Battaru Anjiru

It's not called Gunnm anywhere, even in Japan, it's just called Alita: Battle Angel, they didn't rename her Gally in the dub either.

Ok, I'm gonna watch it in few minutes. I hope you didn't troll me. See you later..

Have fun m8

See you in couple of hours. You'll be a new man afterwards.

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ONE OF US

She is the cutest tumor.

Let's say the movie becomes successful enough to warrant a film series ala transformers.

How long do you think it will take for them to get to the Last Order arc? Because I want to see her fight space Karateka.

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why do all of the theaters showing this movie smell like sea salt?

is there any real difference between cinemark xd theaters and offcial imax theaters?

>they didn't rename her Gally in the dub either
"Well we meet again Alita...not your real name of course". The movie itself points out Alita is just an adopted name. I'm willing to bet that in the next movie she finds out her real name (Gally). Gally the name itself isn't used in the film title, because A) the whole movie sets up Alita as her adopted name, it would confused people why the fuck shes referred to as Gally in the title instead and B) would spoil a chunk of the sequel/s.

CUTE!!!

Oy, you cheeky fuckers. Tomorrow is probably the last day of IMAX screening in Russia. You've motivated me to watch it for the second time. Already got my mom, stepfather and sister to watch it. They all loved it. Really hoping for a sequel.

Aлитa oхyeннa.

But her real name isn't Gally either.

Those are rookie numbers.

But I'm glad you're going to see it again.

Her real name isn't Gally though, it's Yoko

That's the smell of pure kino and innocence user.

Just saw the movie, am I the only one that wanted to see more of Alita fucking shit up?

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Gooble Gobble

Thanks based user!

we're being flooded with fan art

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I mean, in the sequel she's going to fuck a lot more shit up.

>watch Alita for the second time.
Thank you user.

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Plenty in the manga. Even more when you count her duplicates.

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probably around the 6th movie.

>critics complain about the setup for a sequel
Really? Unironically why? Did you do this for lord of the rings? Batman begins? You certainly don't have this complaint against marvel.

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This, and even then, the film has a complete arc.

Do it for her, Russiabro

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Everyone wants to see Alita fuck more shit up, that's why we want a sequel so much.

And that's a good thing!

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>How long do you think it will take for them to get to the Last Order arc? Because I want to see her fight space Karateka.
Very long. The first trilogy will be all about the first Alita book.

That's pretty much everyone who wants the sequel, yo. Of course, I also want more daughterfu Alita, but I guess that's in the trenches now.

>300 year old dry spell on her mind as she oogles at the 20-something boys naked upper body

She wanted it SO BAD in that scene.

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is she really a sexual creature or asexual though? srs question

maybe

they're giving us their power - they want us to carry on the torch to the future!

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Considering she can love a human, she does have those feelings, but unknown if she could have sex. Most definitely not procreate, but still.

>Alita: Battle Angel
>Alita 2: Killing Angel
>Alita 3: Death Angel
>Alita: Fallen Angel
>Alita: Ascension
>The first trilogy will be all about the first Alita book
???

I guarantee you the trilogy (if it happens) will end up with the original ending in which she's reincarnated as a human bean.

She is a warrior first, lover second.

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>literally offers her heart
Pure, innocent teen love. You guys need to get your minds out of the gutter, the only thing Alita lusts for is the blood of her enemies.

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I'm pretty sure she can use the nano machines to shape a pusy like she did with bobs.

THERES SOMETHING ABOUT YOU

>no war paint

shit fanart

FUCKING BASED
youtube.com/watch?v=dqvr2RHEtVA

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IS THERE NO LIMIT TO HOW POWERFUL WE CAN BECOME??!

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>human bean
I see what u did thar

She wants love but she gets side-tracked with weird stuff all the time.

Which is why her solution for Figure is to make a fleshy version of her.

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It is, but there are still those undertones. I mean, she goes through puberty basically and shapes her body to be a little more mature.

based autistic boatman

The dog scene was stupid.
Also, the whole hunger game motor ball edition was a shit idea.

I implore you to explain why these things are stupid

The dog was a throwaway deal to begin with. Also, no Koyomi.

Gantz concept could be fucking great.

Is a scene or concept immune from film criticism if it's "just following the source material"?

The Dead Zone is capeshit.

I love motorball, but I wish they had done something with the whole cyborg WWE stuff from the manga too. IIRC that's why Makaka/Grewishka is so damn big, because they use these ridiculously enormous bodies and flashy weapons like the grind cutter, but no one really gets hurt too bad.

Good taste.

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the motorball arena fight was metal as fuck

>You've made the biggest mistake of your life
>And what's that?
>Underestimating my fanbase

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FUCK YEAH!

this one is good

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Fucking nice.

Ali is a fantastic actor. I want to see him play Blade.

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soon

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No, but you better have a very good reasons why it shouldn't be there.
>dog scene was an innocent life being ended igniting the memory of Alita "I shall not stand in the presence of evil"
>motor ball is iconic in the manga, skipping it is cutting out massive chunks of the arc and eliminates action from an action movie, plus it was done well

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I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe. I don't even want a live action. Just animate the fucking thing properly. It's not hard.

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with Idris Elba

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No. You are not the only one.

That’s beautiful.

This is what hypocrisy looks like.

US culture is dogshit anyway

based chink traditional values saving our wholesome robot waifu

this lad made a realy good City Hunter with a little budget
imagine if he had 170 million he could make Space adventure Cobra

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Fucking saved.

Plus, Motorball actually builds up the world and introduces Jashugan as well as the next arc the sequel may cover.

I'm rather curious on how they'll handle Barjack though.

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why in Katsura's manga best girl always lose

>tfw Rosa's ex boyfriend of only one month got a restraining order against her because she obsessively bombarded him with texts and calls after the breakup
I want a RosAlita gf bros

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did you just spoil the movie like a retard?

where's her keytar and or oversized balisong?

he's too old
this one is better

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No, because just hearing about it doesn’t do the scene justice. At all.

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It's what happens when a women turns past 33 and still has no long-term relationship/kids. I honestly feel sorry for her, that shit drives them as crazy as does being a 20+ year old hugless handless kissless virgin for men.

He must've fucked her brains out

This. I want to see that oversized knife so bad. I swear, Jimbo, you better not disappoint or I'll never forgive you.

>it's real
Nice

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its quite likely that the technology required to build full body cyborgs will become available during our lifetime, at least most of us

stay safe out there, alitabros, the future is looking awfully bright

and i'm not talking about an thermonuclear exchange between Pakistan and India

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i doubt it and I probably won't bother seeing it now.

>he loves China because they love my movie
so if they didnt like it what would happen James?

>so you better be a good boy
AAAAAAAAAAAAH, GODDAMMIT

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In the second manga (Last Order), she eventually gets a flesh and blood body to host her organic brain so she can live her life and have babies with the man she loves.

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It amazes me that she is actually straight.

Kinda cute though, but she is probably nothing like ALITA in real life.

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Guys, i did my part

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>that scenes where Hugo jokes about her ripping his arms off and she laughs and says don't piss me off
I thought this was a Raimi addition but I guess rosa ad libbed this

Any good Alita porn or even lewds? Asking for a friend of mine.

how dare you

why do i feel this way

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She is a cute but she looks really weird with normal eyes.

Is that Alita: Omelette du Fromage?

>intro scene, after timeskip
>alita in some form of big coat and hat walking down an alley, audience barely recognizes her
>three punks surround her, the one in front of her pulls out a butterfly knife and does that flippy trick thing with it for a few seconds to intimidate her
>she pulls out her sword and does the same thing but even more impressively, then halts
>everyone freezes for a second, then their cyborg arms fall off and they shit their pants and run away
good idea?

>human alita

disgusting

>France
the only white country with good taste

That's the power of James Cameron.

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Do not lewd the Alita.

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>tfw spiderman country
Could be worse I guess.

>and i'm not talking about an thermonuclear exchange between Pakistan and India
Even if that happens it's a non-issue. No other nuclear power is going to give a fuck about them having their 1 trillionth hissy fit at each other.

Did they edit out Alita's moustache for your version?

It's written in the middle

>"According to documents obtained by TMZ.com, Setzer claims Salazar has been bombarding him with texts and calls and once showed up at his house around midnight, ringing the doorbell and screaming loud enough to wake up the neighbours.
Setzer also alleges Salazar threatened to call the police and make up a story about him hitting her, so he decided to call the cops first and she ran off.
He was granted the restraining order, which prohibits the Insurgent star from coming within 100 yards of him."

She is NOT ALITA bros, she is a thot unfortunately.

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Yeaaaah, let's leave the writing to Jim

By the way, this fleshy Alita is, in a way, the "true" Alita. The brain in her skull is the one which was inside the broken android Ido found in the scrapyard. It's the brian she had when she was a kid on Mars. It's that brain that fell in love with Hugo, then with Figure. It's that brain that truly experienced all the events of the first manga.
The other, fully artificial Alita, the one we see in LO and in the "present" in MC is a perfect copy, but it's still a copy.

based frogs

I only care about CGI Alita, not the actress playing her.

BR2049 broke Yea Forums's feels
Alita healed them

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That's not copying, that's forking.

>tfw no mentally unstable spic gf
Wait, that's actually good for once.

>t. Deckman 100

okay

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He definitely made some of that shit up seeing as the restraining order was dismissed a month later

A huma Alita is an Alita with nipples.

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Because killing a dog off-screen and seeing her using his blood to mark her face looks retarded?
There is a whole carnage in the original manga and he wants to eat a fucking baby (he eat brains by the way but muh PG13), it's why she goes on his territory (we don't even know why because the movie don't want to tell you his tragic past).

Also YOU CAN'T go to Zalem.
There is no free ticket for the motor ball winner like if it was the fucking hunger games.
It's one of the first thing you learn about the city, you are trash in a trash city and you will never go anywhere else (the whole fucking arc about Yugo is supposed to be about that). If there is a bad point about this movie, it's clearly the depiction of the city which was one of the strongest thing of the manga (the karma too).

As long as she didn't cut my dick off sounds really fun desu. The sex would be amazing

Don't feel sad, fren, you gave a good effort.

you mean King Hecaton, rightful sovereign of Jeru.

>chromatic aberration

thats a big nose

At least she can act really fucking good.

His face is too soft for Blade. Ali’s got more similar bone structure to Snipes. He’s also:

>A) Right around the age Snipes was when the last movie came out.
>B) A vastly superior actor. Vastly.

who should play erica?

how much did you pay for your ticket user? she's burning holes in my pocket

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>That blue pentel pencil
I have that. It's lasted me through my undergrad and masters in math thus far.

I've never read the manga so im confused, she had a human body that was stored somewhere else and had her brain cut out and put into a robot body right???

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its called DETERMINATION, look it up

is this the face of a girl who take no for an answer?

no, no means yes, and yes also mean yes

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>These things are stupid
Can you explain why you think they are stupid?
>Because its retarded

Holy shit you're a genius

5.60€

its the future, creating a human body is easy

yes

this
I remember some anons actually confusing Ali for Wesley in the Oscar sticky

there's border when shillling and fanboyism interact and you guys make a damn sure that it was crossed over

which one's erica? Do you mean Shumira?

I like it.

>>A) Right around the age Snipes was when the last movie came out.
by they begin to film he will be 50 yo

>spending that much money
Jesus Christ.
Here in Ireland I saw it for £4.00

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what a dumb way to start a movie

I...I guess you are right...

I am conflicted, I think that she doing whatever she can to keep him to herself in kind of cute but threatning to call the cops on him and make up a lie is too much.

Kind of cute and very crazy way, well, I don't know

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Just came out from the 4th viewing
We are gonna make it bros
The cinema was more packed than last week
The crowd enthusiastic
Everybody was saying that it was better than expected and amazing
And wondering why it got burried in reviews
Word of mouth and the pure awesomeness of Alita is making this

The film in the 4th viewing was even better (it was the greatest kinoplex so far)

I think I'll go a fifth time too

see you in a new threads anons!

No one. Erica should die and be forgotten. Also, her eyepatch stinks.

alita was born as a surgically removed teratoma and thus had no original body

erica is her childhood friend
she basically looks like a blond alita

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