Punching down with your jokes? Not on my watch, pal

Wrong song dipshit.

youtu.be/a6otjCKg594

Maybe because he's a LIAR

youtube.com/watch?v=awY1MRlMKMc

black flag is the worst punk band ever

if henry rollins tried to fight me I would just unplug his life support

Henry doesn't call himself a comedian.

They're literally the best there ever was.

>If that grungy fuck ever said anything to me I would wipe the floors with his heroin addicted ass.
lmao you are acting like a tough guy. also comedian isn’t a “job” loser

Fucking baby, I can't believe I used to like his libertarian socialist talking points, but he's just another sodomite retard that gets offended by people not approving of having your kids raped by faggots.
youtube.com/watch?v=KG5PBruX1kk

>I'm a comedian

Prove it

Tell us a joke user.

>watching rollin's newest special on showtime
>starts unironically talking about how much better the world would be if we killed all men and put women in charge

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hey, funny guy, make me laugh

Well when you perform a hour long stand up special for tv and do stand up comedy regularly. And comment about stand up comedy. You're a stand up comedian. Not very good one but still.

you quoted it

embarrassing post

He doesn't do stand up though, he just does spoken word. Also he's been straightedge his entire life so I'm not sure where the junkie stuff comes from.

It's cool if you want to sound hardcore by saying you'll beat up people you'll never meet in person but you don't need to make yourself sound like a fucking retard on top of it.

Hi Sam

A jew a black and a Italian walk into the bar.
Bartender looks up and says " Get the fuck out of here".

I'm a observational comedian, how I perform is similar to someone like Louis ck (minus jerking off in front of the program director and being a cuck.) I dont do conventional jokes. I make a observation and word it to where it's funny. This is how 90% of comedians do their act btw.

Yeah sure, because people willingly look like a heroin addict as a choice.

I never said I was a tough guy I dont pretend to be, like him. Hes a frail pussy.

DJ FUCKHEAD

Irony is a thin mask

>also comedian isn’t a “job” loser

No it's just something you work hard to become and spend countless hours working and can make alot of money while doing it. Definitely not a job

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hello

but doctor i am pagliacci

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For me, it's Henry Rollins.

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>End rape culture poster
>Put two rapeable sluts right in front of it
Fucking entrapment.

Man asks waiter for a coffee with no creme. Waiter says, "We're out of creme, but I can get you a coffee with no milk."

Henry Rollins is a faggot. Also required viewing below..

youtube.com/watch?v=TVlNfo1tgXM

When has he said he's vegan?

I agree, however you sound like one of those Bear faggots

He says guns are for the weak, but fails to understand that people are not created physically equal and that people will eventually become less physically capable with age. No punk would actually be anti-gun. Thats just authoritarian

He's an insecure man with anger issues. He's probably borderline or an aspie. He seems pretty chill these days though.

Based Plantonist

I read that with Sven voice

Henry Rollins, you mean Henry (((Garfield)))???

He's one of them.

>"DUDE LIKE THIS COUNTRY IS MOVING PAST YOUR POINT OF VIEW."
>List a bunch of shit the Dems were trying to go after
>2013

Not laughing anymore are you?

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He's done acid like 5 times, and smoked pot once or twice.

>black flag is the worst punk band ever

youtube.com/watch?v=WkGBzLva6dc

All these conflicting statements. He's constantly on about how he hates the status quo and pushing for social reform while at the same time acknowledging the only reason he can live this life is because "masculine honkies" built the system and that's probably never going to change. That's what it looks like when counter-culture becomes the dominant culture. Happened to the Simpsons, happened to South Park, happened to Eminem. I can't wait for the inevitable swing in the other direction.

>Bear faggots
What does that mean?

>Euros getting mad at stupid shit

Fucking wrong. That's The Stooges.

You're both wrong.

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well he did run away and let niggers kill his gay lover

He acts like everything he says is profound

You think you're a tough guy just because you say the N word online? Try that irl, try saying it to me or my girlfriend(also African American and a better person than you'll ever be) and watch how fast you get the fucking teeth knocked out of your mouth you punk bitch keyboard warrior

mein schwarzes

youtube.com/watch?v=36vKj3ugHXk

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>Today Your Love, Tomorrow the World
What a great fucking performance.
I think their later stuff is really underrated.
youtube.com/watch?v=hPzZlzfb85U

kinda embarrassed I was a fan of this dude when I was younger.

Yikes

Everything he says comes of as rehearsed. You can tell he does speaking tours, saying the same thing over and over... He just seems so insincere and robotic. People who are in rehab for a long time do the same thing, when they start talking about "what my disease taught me" and start giving out that tired beaten to death automatic story. He isn't self aware about it which makes the impression come off 1000x stronger. He's a soundboard. God man I hate listening to him say anything at all. Loosen up and have an actual conversation every once in a while dude. He's so up his own ass about it too.

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Based

has anyone here actually been to one of his spoken word shows?

>dindu resorting to violence

what else is new?

Alright, fair enough. They're the second best there ever was.

why would i pay money to watch an elderly californian complain about his relationship with his father LOL

This is some low effort trolling.

I AM MAD BECAUSE I AM SHORT

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BIG MAN BEHIND A KEYBOARD, COME SEE ME AT MARTHA'S VINEYARD IF YOU WANT TO BACK THEM UP

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I don't listen to much Black Flag or really care about the history of it- but his two hour music selection set on Sundays is great and eclectic.

So what?

Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed.

lel

what if it's a little girl behind the keyboard?

That fucking arm

> 10/10 wood raep

>Unwavering in the face of insults
>Confident in his believes
>That calm strenght
Is it really how it feels to be touched by Jesus light ?
Damn I need that in my life

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there cool and all but all songs sound the same.
Top 3 GOAT punk is a follows.
1. The Stooges.
2. Danzig era Misfits
3. Black Flag
Honorable Mention - Dead Kennedys

"I can't tell my racist joke so you're a snowflake and are ruining the comedy scene"

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The Ramones may as well have a been a pop act lmao

My War and Slip It In are great. And were they made great by based Greg Ginn and not Hackney Rollins

He's that kid in college who was mostly normal fall semester freshman year, then became more and more intense as he took philosophy and literature courses to the point where no one wants to hang out with him.