Hey user! Haven’t seen you since high school, how are you? What have you been up to lately...

>Hey user! Haven’t seen you since high school, how are you? What have you been up to lately? Not still playing video games, are you? Oh where are my manners: I’d like you to introduce you to my husband and our kids…

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Would've been funnier if you added
>"Fort what? Oh, I think little brandon here has been hooked on that one for months!"

Poor guy is now stuck with that hag

>Not still posting about movies on an edgy image board, are you?

nah he's a chad he'll fuck around like crazy and she'll put up with it because he makes her friends on instragram jealous.

>adultery.jpg
>divorce.jpg
>brokenhome.jpg

She took his virginity too.
He got with her when she looked like this.

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>with that face
>stuck
user, this isn't 1950s.

>videogames
>couldn't be arsed to change the pasta to still watching tv
0/10

I hope the younger one grows up to be handsome. Would be horrible if he's surrounded by a handsome af father, model mother, and Chad elder brother.

it hurts more when it comes from a guy

Why do attractive men always date/breed with ugly women that are completely beneath them?

Why wouldnt I be playing video games? Nice jacket by the way, it makes you real masculine.

Then I leave with my 5/10 trad wife

kek look at those breeders, bet they're miserable as fuck. But then again if they didn't breed there would be a shortage of slaves to pay for my shit.

Actually true. I was expecting it to be coming from the guy.

REMINDER: You sex appeal will depend on more than looks. Chico gets very little love compared to a guy like Tom Hardy because of his game and the fact he runs the badboy but also sensitive artists game that makes girls wet, whereas Chico only stands there looking pretty.

it's really hard to find an attractive girl that isn't disloyal as fuck. Especially with social media and how easy it is to get validation from a million thirsty dudes. Attractive girls that are actually loyal are usually always locked down by 1 guy for life.

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You guys really find attractive?
I meant it's for Amerimutt standards

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holy fuck, you aged like shit, stacey
now, if you excuse me, i gotta check some 10 year old russian models instagrams

Hard cope

This is what happened to my best friend I'd known since I was 3. He used to look up to me and think I was hilarious. Fast forward 20 years and he has a 9/10 gf and I'm still a virgin.

what the hell happened?

> this sounded like a cool thing to say inside incels mind

>haven't seen anyone I went to high school with since 2010

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Two children and her stomach probably looks like a deflated balloon, her cunts probably loose like a wizards sleeve and looks like a boxers face after 15 rounds with a gorilla. Good luck with that user, I'm off to play Skyrim

>I see your son is a capeshitter...
>*punches the little runt right in his face*

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>tfw ugly
>tfw hs friends are successful and have gf
>tfw no kino for this feel

Based pedo

Can you sit on my face please?

>chad multiplies and becomes 3 chads
Is this his way of mercilessly dabbing on the bitter incel once last time?