POKEMON:Detective Pikachu Trailer 2 OUT!!!

This is going to earn more money than Alita. Prepare for the flood of weeb tears.

>300 million domestic
>800 million international
Calling it now

Yes jew, kids are still watching stuff that promotes family, effort and friendship.

>pokemon past gen2
miss me with that gay shit

All I could hear was Deadpool.
Reynolds is great, but I think he was miscast.

>I need a hero
>in 2019
Twitter will go apeshit

if detective pikachu reaches 1 billion world wide ill eat a charizard card

obsessed

First Alita now POKÉMON!
Wtf I am a weaboo now?

>eh, what-
>bonnie tyler drops
>OH YEA-
>blacked
Man, fuck this shit. I'm too conflicted.

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it will be trash like anything pokemon related

>gen 1 and 2 mon heavily featured
miss ME with that gay shit

Eat it ladderbro

He's kino with a kino wife
youtu.be/V3_LgIDqOwo

Fuck you man, Bonnie is Top Tier.
youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo

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Did Pikachu just say a bad word

I love it too but sjws will hate it and call the film sexist for using this song,they hate it.

remember their hilariously bad viral marketing campaign here after trailer #1?

>tfw fleeced some kid for his charizard card
Think i got it for a gengar and lapras

That was pretty great.

You mean did HARRY say a bad word?

Sorry for spoilers :)))))

would work better with danny devito

Nothing can kill the MCU. NOTHING.

But this still looks amazing

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Does anyone have the Pikachu pepe?

It looks slighty better than you'd expect it to. For whatever that's worth.

>tfw either you were a kid ripping kids off or you were the kid getting ripped off
>tfw I was the kid getting ripped off

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Wait a minute... You're not CreepyThinMan !

user are you ok?

Well, I’m not a sexist raving lunatic, am I?

not kids manchildren

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This is the most incriminating picture I have ever seen. This isnt even Yea Forums I would feel actual shame if I played the switch and saw this. jesus christ.

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Fuck the haters, tell them to watch Short Circuit 2. The best use of the song ever and it's for a freaking robot.

>you either jew or get jewed
pokemon was prepping kids for the real world

TCG's are a great primer for teaching kids about the harsh reality of life

is it meme magic?

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What? People hate that song now?

this is embarrassing

WHOSE STUPID FUCKING IDEA WAS IT TO CAST SOME FUCKING NIGGER MUTT AND REYNOLDS IS AN ANNOYING CUNT WHOSE VOICE DOESN'T MATCH THE CHARACTER?!?FACT!!!

>cringeworthy ryan reynolds "humor"
>mewtwo looks like a naked mole rat

no thanks

Why does it look... good? Am I dumb?

Stop having high standards of beauty.

>Ryan Reynolds humour
Yeah it's called comedy dumbass.

Anyone else think mewtwo's ''tail'' is really lewd looking? OwO

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>Why does it look... good? Am I dumb?

No, honestly, I never gave a shit about Pokémon but that looks like a fun monster flick. Too bad the ugly mutt and Reynolds will keep me from ever seeing it!!!FACT!!!

same, music choice is top notch too

>Stop having high standards of beauty.

IF I GIVE A MOVIE MY MONEY THERE BETTER BE GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE TO WATCH!!! IF I WANT TO SEE UGLY PEOPLE I CAN DO THAT ON THE STREET FOR FREE!!!FACT!!!

>Put Mewtwo in the movie
>Just spoil it anyway in the trailer

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Looks better than capeshit. Between this and Shazam, Marvel lost the kids and will only pull the manchild demo

Deadpool is literally the star of Det. Pikachu. It's a Marvel film. A family friendly one at that, putting it directly against Shazam.

Sorry DCuck, but this film, like Venom before it, are Marvel property. You can keep Alita though, cause looking at the box office return... NOBODY wanted that movie. Kek.

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I prefer to call it shit

RYAN REYNOLDS IS THE DANE COOK OF ACTORS, AN UNFUNNY FRATBOY DOUCHEBAG!!!FACT!!!

>putting it directly against Shazam.
>April 5 and May 10 are the same date

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You continually worsen your case to make me take you seriously.

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CAPEFAGS SEETHING

Kino

Who’s this sexy slut

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how is this any better?

Psyduck

even if its a shit film that will eventually reach like a 5.5/10 on imdb, people are gonna watch it regardless. because the premise alone of a pikachu movie will guarantee 1bil+

AVOID THE GROID
boycott this shit
We are sick of watching nigs.

Why does Pikachu use his tail to electrocute?

damn right

fuck caucasoids

photorealistic pokemons were a mistake. Graninja, Mewtwo and Mr Mime look fine because they lack hairs

WHY IS ASH AN N WORD???

It's shaped like a Lightning
Lightning comes out of it
Deepest lore

No, it's just you.

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because he's not ash

It's not Ash, it's Tim.

>Someone makes a thread on Yea Forums
>People tell OP to fuck off to /vp/ or Yea Forums
>Someone makes a thread on /vp/
>People discuss the Trailer and try to find Pokemons in the video
>Someone makes a thread on Yea Forums
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

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cringe

It's Tim. Ash will not be in the movies, they are probably going for Red and Blue in the next movie

Why is Tim an n word

Reynolds and the weird looking gay protagonist are the only things that look bad about this movie. And Reynolds could probably work if he did a different voice than just his usual smartass normal Ryan Reynolds voice.

DUDE NOSTALGIA LMAO
this shit will have a strong weekend opening and no lifetime sales at all

What would you prefer children to enjoy? The other childrens shows that aren't garbage? Please tell us more about these kino childrens shows that you are apparently an expert on, faggot.

cringe

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Because Pikachu is GOING TO SAY THE N WORD

looks good desu

>Pokémon Go makes $1.8 billion in two years
>Highest profiting app ever
>Pokémon franchise still huge for Nintendo
>Everyone under the age of 30 has heard of, seen or played Pokémon

Yeah, this is gonna make a billion worldwide easily.

HYPE

3billion,beast Avatar

They need to make his abdomen less anthro, because the tail does look fucking weird as is.

>All I could hear was Deadpool
Jesus Christ. Go the fuck back.

I don't think the body shape is the problem. It looks weird because the tail is supposed to be a deep purple, not the same color as his torso.

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Nobody played Detective Pikachu.

It looks fun, not gonna lie.

I hate spoilers in trailers as much as anybody else, but the 'point' of it is probably to establish that the movie will have an action-y finale and not just be a total comedy. It sucks, and it definitely should not have been done, but some exec probably got worried that "the kids" wouldn't be interested in seeing a movie if the trailer didn't have a confirmed action finale.

post yfw your shouldermon made the cut

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I'm unironically going to watch this shit, it looks terrible but the lure of first gen pokekino is too strong.
Takes me back to the VHS days.

STOBB IT

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What the fucks your problem

>Ryan Reynolds old man CP snark?
Check

>creepy sexualized Mogwai with eerie wet hypnotic eyes that have vague kabbalah vibe
Check

>total ADD disassociation from reality and the natural world
Check

>the next lvl in infantilization of the American white male, replete with endless pet toy merchandise and beanie baby sensational consumerism
Check

>non-white teen star with SJW name? Justice. Jussie.
Check mate

>nostalgia baiting song selection that gets grown men clapping, while our veterans are committing suicide twice daily due to illegal wars
Check

>neo-modern compulsion seen in camgirls, where white males must contribute money to vicariously experience $1 billion box office success
Check

Is this, ahem, the final nail in the coffin for Yea Forums? This is not even a movie. It's a cuddle of corporate death.

I have not heard this song since what.. Shrek 2? Also that Volt Tackle or whatever the fuck it is looked nice.

Not only that, but the ramifications of cinema are bigly
>Zelda live-action
>Mario animated
>Dragonball live-action
>Metroid live-action
>Magic: The Gathering movie talks start
With this trailer, cinema mutates forever into Nintendo-anime-adventure universes

Kathryn Newton, she was on Supernatural

$400 domestic
$1 billion worldwide
Watch and see. Huge. This movie generates five sequels in four or five years. That big.

Still holding out hope...

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Really only Japs even know what the fuck this guy is based on. Which is fine, it is their game, but that does not bode well to being included.

>Comes out a week after Avengers

What are they thinking?

They're thinking of absolutely ending the avengers.

Y'all fucking limp wristrd NPC cucks are gonna watch a movie with some ugly ass groid in it? Y'all make me fucking sick with you bull chasing.

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Fuck Amer*ca and Fuck Wh*te People

Try again sweaty. Your line would of ended 3 generations ago if not for the humble and beneficial use of the great white power.

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Is it even possible? We all know Warner Bros are shit at marketing

And you wonder why brie larsone is cucking whiteboys, specially when you talk about females in such a disgusting mannor

Im not going to watch it though.

They weren't trying to make a big twist out of it. Pikachu points this out directly after the reveal

>A family friendly one at that, putting it directly against Shazam.
What a fucking retard you are

Why would I miss you? I don't even know you.

Don't worry user, in your place I will watch it.

I'm kind of interested in what other movies will come of this. I'll probably watch this one.

>I'm kind of interested in what other movies will come of this
Fighting type Pokemon tournament with Machop as the plucky underdog

>machop evolves in the semifinals only to get heemed by Hitmonchan in the finals

are you implying any of those franchises are as popular as pokemon? and a lot of them just dont work as movies m8

So you know where to fuck off back to with this hideous shit then, good.

>Dragonball live-action
They did that. They won't do that again for a long time.

MTG movie has been in talks for a fucking decade. It's not happening because Maro and Beyer are fucking retards who lucked in to their jobs

>would of
Hopefully your line ends soon

I'll take any cgi spam that's not capeshit at this point.