GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE

>GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE
Woah this isn't the pokemon from your childhood...

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>WALT... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!

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>americans still think 'hell' is a swear

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Ryan Reynolds should be the voice of Ted and Seth McFarlane the voice of Pikachu, change my mind.

how about they both choke on bull semen?

nonsense thats all for me

Is this that text neck posture all the millenials are worried about?

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watch your mouth

holy fucking shit

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I legit feel like we're going to see people die in this movie.

Like, a lot of people.

>Americans get flustered over words like hell, cunt, kike, nigger etc.

I think you need to be over 18 to post here

There was the same scare when books were widely available to the masses. Don't pay attention to memes.

he's about to fight a CHARIZARD
an electric pokemon is fucked going against a flying fire breathing dragon, let's be real he would cuss in that scenario

>YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME

it seems like he couldn't use his electricity for whatever reason

I'm American and I don't use the h word, I'm still seeing the movie though

is seeing this movie really worth an eternity burning in h*llfire?

No, God doesn't care about what movies I see, only my personal conduct and faith is what matters

>personal conduct
Is the action of surrounding yourself with sinful material not a result of personal conduct?

it is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick

>live action pokemon

pokemon is by far the greatest example of a franchise that works best as a cartoon, making those creatures real is retarded. why oh why the fuck would somebody think this is okay. pikachu does not actually look anything like a mouse so half-ass giving him CGI fur but keeping his anime design is the ugliest goddamn thing

>Europeans literally get put in fucking jail for saying "nigger" or "faggot"

the funny thing here is you're countering with a memey overcompensation against something that's 100% true

yikes

Good.

Pokemon from my childhood involved Misty getting gangbanged.

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these pokemon are fucking borderline uncanny

it seriously is making me feel like its the first live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles where the prosthetics were half decent

Kabbalah Furries: The Motion Scripture

Ya'll sick senpai

>GET ME THE H-DOS-HOCKEY-STICKS OUTTA HERE
ftfy (((Warner Bros)))

Ok so it obviously looks like they're setting main character's dad up to be Pikachu, maybe as a bait-and-switch but what if his dad was a detective investigating the scientists trying to clone Mew to make Mewtwo and got caught up in an accident which turned him into Ditto but he thinks he's a pikachu because amnesia?

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