Conan sequels with Arnold's son when?

He looks natty... would stamp his natty card

I'm pretty sure that guy is better looking than most of you.

Speak for yourself.

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LOL! you fucking wish goblino bastard.

fucking lol Arnold's son chris is about as polar opposite from him as humanly possible

he has a mong face now from interbreeding

won't work cause he's hard to look at and his new beaner accent won't help either

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with that face? i don’t think so Tim.

If this kid worked out he'd look like a god.

Muttold Schwarzenegger?

His face is identical to Arnold's

This. Evident Chad genes buried under fat. What a waste. I hope he offs himself.

Identical like a reflection in moving water.

He can play a super mutant in a future fallout adaptation. Has both the body and the face for it

You kidding? Hes the perfect new face of blockbuster hollywood in the current political climate

half schwarzenegger half kennedy. all to waste
how do i prevent my future children from rebelling against me and wasting their life away?

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>the bastard son is the true heir

This is like a fucking fantasy story

He's about 3 inches shorter, less handsome and without the ridiculous Charisma and confidence his father had. And he isn't on mega doses of dianabol.

>be a literal turbochad ubermensch hollywood star and athlete
>can have any woman you want
>decide to fuck your fat, elderly mexican maid instead
>don't even use a fucking condom
I love you Arnold, but what the fuck is wrong with you?

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Dewey posts on Yea Forums?

Based!

Why not? Nothing bad came out of it

The man just couldn't control his dick.

>the chad son thinks he is the next king but it's actually the bastard/fat son
>they have to team up and the chad teaches the fat son to lift/work out and pick up chicks whilst going on some adventure for some item or to rescue a princess.
>Arnold cameos as the dying king at the start and narrates

FUND IT.

Let's be honest, Arnie was almost certainly fucking around with other women, too, it's just that his maid was the one who got knocked up and kept the kid

>from interbreeding

Austrian and Beaner DNA?

his son from his actual marriage is a onions loser, if anything i bet breeding his chad second son is probably the shining moment of his life

This

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>The future of america is a germanic-latino alliance

Even that would be an improvement.

He's just bulking, you'll see.

He missed the feeling of cumming at the gym.

*INHALES

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look at like porn, op. you can jerk off to 10/10's anytime you want, and of course, you do, but sometimes you want to jerk off to the cute 6.5.-7/10 amateur chubster with the droopy g- cups. we always crave new stimuli, and after banging models and actresses, this fat tittied oaxacan dwarf, who was also his maid, had a certain novel charm that appealed to arnie. afterwards, he went right back to the 10/10s, but in the moment, that was what he wanted.

Absolutely wasted genes.

If I was him I'd strive to surpass my dad Arnold.

>any woman

desu I'd say he was a bit TOO muscular

I think quite a few women would get turned off by that

It is like that Chris Rock bit about how busy men fuck what is around not what is best. Like clinton.

He's got some prime ham hocks on those legs

this is what zimmermann telegram had in mind

Why do Americans walk like this?

>Hay que mejorar la raza

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neurological damage due to water fluoridation

It's embarrassing to make this comparison. They need to stop.

>L-LOOK I'M JUST LIKE YOU D-DAD. P-PLEASE ACCEPT ME

Embarrassing

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Look at the nose, lips and potato shaped jaw on that kid.

t. arnies obese soiboi son

Too bad he doesn't have his dad's charisma

Wasnt that chappelle?

it was denzel

pretty sure it was Bill Burr

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>Arnold will never be your secret dad

So is he competing in anything? If not, can't imagine acting classes would be hard to get into and with Arnold's connections some roles. And with his Hispanic side Hollywood would be more than happy to get it's grubby jew hooks into him and put him in a Disney Marvel movie this instant.

You can see the chad in his eyes and hiding under that fat. He just throws it all away.

>tfw nobody knows arnold has three sons

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Looks like he's got his dads arms, up his ass.

>ywn be motivated to work out because you KNOW you've got the genes of a god

Kek

true, the bastard is Arnie's true heir, but is JFK's

>2 months of GOMAD

Its like a god gifting his seed, when Zeus turned into a bird and fucked women. He plants in any women he likes, we cannot comprehend how such a high being makes his decisions.

He's obviously not natty but it's clear that he inherited Arnold's frame so his development and aesthetics will stay great.

I mean, he's getting there for sure

Dude to the left?

things easily fixed by plastic surgery, he could shave his massive potato jaw down just slightly into a more square shape and he'd probably not even have to do anything to the potato nose. shit noses are more forgivable on men than women

>have the genetics of a modern day heracles
>piss it all away
>the bastard son inherits the will of his true father

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underrated

How would you surpass Arnold? His whole life is one massive success story becoming a household name, hollywood actor, popularizing the entire bodybuilding scene and gaining political power in a country he wasn't even born in. That's all coming from some random unimportant kid born in the middle of nowhere. He's the poster child for the american dream.

How the fuck could any of his children ever do anything but live in his shadow? Even now, all you're doing is comparing Spicnold Jr. to his dad.

Didn't the trueborn son fuck up his body in an accident as a kid?

Don't have children please
It's punishment

Never. Looking like a Latino Arnold is no good without the good looks and the charisma. This kid looks more like Andre the Giant's son.

Arnold had great charisma and ego, and a wealth of life experience that translated well in screen language. This kid is just another pampered LA rich kid with zero life experience.

give him the strap, Vince

he was already a millionaire before moving to america, he was the first ever body builder to endorse and feature in training supplements ads

How do you know his charisma factor? What the hell has he even been in? I don't I've ever seen the chap talk.

that top tier bodybuilding frame is wasted on this lad what a damn shame

forgot pic

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Just like in the fantasy novels I read.

>tfw will never be big celebrity's bastard kid

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Perhaps he should contemplate that on the Tree of Woe.

youtu.be/ldIwEG9xQ-M

When he learns to act and bulks up more.

Arnold should go to Trump to make a decree so his bastard can become his true son and take his name

arnold has three sons

He's been in these photos. And I'm not seeing it.

He's been in some lame shit I can't be bothered searching he probably got through nepotism. Or was that one of his other kids?

His son doesn't look anglosaxon by any stretch of the human imagination. I wonder what actually happened.

Tell Arnold to work on the really fat son now and get him in shape. He has way better genetics.

>doesn't look anglosaxon

Neither does Arnold

But how many women get turned off by banging the biggest super-star in recent history?

That fucking kid looks nothing like him

>>the bastard son is the true heir

>This is like a fucking fantasy story

!!!FACT!!!

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I was gonna post Los Terminado,but you post is so much better, senpai.
I wish you all the life has to offer,my user.

Arnold will never be topped!!!FACT!!!

This is like a reverse pablo pic,weird.

Never trust what a woman says. Look at what they do.

that is one cute trap then

tried nofap, backfired

Not even close to Arnie's delts and arms

He could OHP me though sooo

>ywn have Arnie as your dad and have an oversized mug of beer with him

t. raised by a single mom

Just imagine being Arnold.
On top of the world, multimillionaire rich chad with an unrivaled physique and the no.1 man in Hollywood.
Throw in enough testosterone to kill a busload of so1boys and you have a creature that's drowning in pussy 24/7.
Pretty sure Arnie indiscriminately fucked anything that had a pulse back then.
I'm absolutely certain that he has at least 20 of these bastard sons scattered all across the world.

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>imagine being Arnold

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Imagine just carrying Arnold around and looking for things to bend him over and fuck him on.

ARNOLD
IS
NUMERO
UNO

>Tfw you'll never carry Arnold around.

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he's said this about himself numerous times. it's not a secret. it is well known.

Those are old pics, anything more recent?

>Pretty sure Arnie indiscriminately fucked anything that had a pulse back then
Read his autobiography, he 100% did this and goes into detail

What's wrong with a son trying to impress his father?
What's wrong with a son attempting to emulate his massively successful father?

I've been listening to audiobook version while working. It's damn interesting. Too bad Arnold only reads like two chapters himself.

You can see the Arnie/Kennedy genetics struggling to be free despite the lardass they're trapped inside.
It's probably for the best, can you imagine what an Schwarzenegger-Kennedy hybrid would look like at full power?

He smelled good aztec genetics in her. His son is a total chad

>GOD I WISH HE WAS MY DAD

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Arnold fucked the maid based on genetic instinct. I give props to that.

she's a literal 0 though. I don't jerk off to ugly hags even when i'm in the mood for something new

>It's probably for the best, can you imagine what an Schwarzenegger-Kennedy hybrid would look like at full power?
The retard literally had EVERYTHING to be president or the biggest actor that has ever lived.

Now at >50 years old. There is something called hitting the wall. You would be surprised how many women who look like shit used to be hot in her late teens and 20's

Everything except the will. It kind of proves Arnold right if you think about it.

young arnold gave no fucks and did what ever he wanted.
>watch a interview with arnold
>he's talking about a time during a break for shooting commando
>he's in his trailer going down on a fan girl. meanwhile litteraly outside his trailer are reporters
>they get impatient and knock on the door.
>arnold tells he got up, walked to the door opened it and told the reporters "don't disturb me while i'm eating" while still having the chick's pussy juice on his face. closes the door and goes back to eating her out

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Nasty degenerate

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Cope

BBased

he's young, natty, and half squatemalan. why you hating?

Think they did it?

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God bless you user.

neat pic. never knew andre was legit 7'

Gracias hermano

She did Dolph Lundgren, so why not

i think arnold like roger moore was afraid of her
he probaly did bang olvia d'abo

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>not topping of the trilogy with old king conan

He's a mouth breathing mongoloid that barely resembles his father.

Yeah. Peak physical and mental genetics. Arnold should have abandoned him in the wilderness with a knife, a bible, and a squat rack at 12 years old, and come back 5 years later to pick him up. Would have been an utter beast of a human.

>skipping face day

the definition of wasted potential. he doesn't even have to lift. just be a normal healthy weight and he could slay with that facial bone structure and that height

Don't question Arnold. He operates on a level far beyond your understanding.

>oversized
*laughs in bavarian*

I think the turn on by fame and fortune far outweighs any physical repulsion a woman can have.

remember that kevin Sorbo movie Kull the conquerer?
yeah that was supposed to be conan 3 but arnold didn't want to do another conan movie.
and then a few years ago he tries to push King Conan with him as a old conan but no studio picks it up.

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this is his son in Halloween. Do you think his mother told him or was he just a big fan? Imagine him finding out he actually is his son.

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Im aware, still they did bring him back for that horrible terminator sequel/reboot, its not impossible that some suit in charge will change his mind agout doing Conan. I can dream.

>he thinks good looking equals good in bed
kek, lose your virginity then come back

he already knows arnold is his father

isn't there another terminator one coming where even linda hamilton is brought back
hell i've read arnie is supposed to both play a T-800 and the human man the 'body' is based on
oh and a tranny terminator

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>You'll understand, when you have my life experience, kid.

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any kinos where the bastard wins the love of his father?

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She wasn't fat and elderly when he knocked her up, retard.

I genuinely can't think if any fictional ones

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fatlel and dyel. poor arnie.

>tfw Crusade never got made

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along with the gods:two worlds

The jealousy is palpable

that guy in the back just reeks potential

>daddy please love me

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He was in a bad accident as a kid so he didn't want to work out. for him to become obese ,if there was a reason, it was probably the lavish Hollywood lifestyle combined with Arnold not trying to be like his own father.

She looks like she's packing

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Unironically it is. This is a real life kino.

Can't be Conan with that receded beta chin, This is what mouth breathing does to you, don't be a mouth breather.

All of his illegitimate sons will one day find each other and turn out to be a bunch of Chads they'll realize nothing can stop them. The world will bow to the 8 Arnold Heirs

Or his wife will have them all killed Cersei Kennedy style

There can only be one.

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Genghis Khan's heritage lives on in almost 20 million men today. We should grab a dna sample of Arnold now and see what comes out in a few generations.

>every chad in the entire world is the illegitimate son of arnold swarzenegger

Might explain this.

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Give a Hollywood trainer and nutritionist just 6 months with him, and he'd live up to his genetics.

>oversized
Look at this fag

Reminder Fatty Swartznegger gets the 10/10 girls you want despite looking like a lumpy sack of potatos.

Even a wealthy man who can eat caviar and lobster for every meal will crave a burger every so often. The same is true for male sexuality. When you're one of the most desirable men in the world, fucking nothing but perfect 10 models will get boring.

>he probaly did bang olvia d'abo
Every heterosexual man would have. She probably got Bombatta'd too.

He took the SS+GOMAD pill

IRL Yuujiro Hanma and his son is Baki.

The importance of being tall and loaded

Powerlifter son > body builder son

That's some Baki tier shit.

all of these dudes have their lives on easy mode, would be even easier if they took advantage of their insane genetic potential for bodybuilding

WTF ARNOLD

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I don't know, she's hot in a really weird and fucked up way. Maybe Arnold wanted to be exotic and different for a change.

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>Nooo! she was really hot only 3 years ago! I swear! It's called hitting the wall!

Blade II

he is audition for Hurley from LOST

He had a gargle of whisky too much and only saw big hooters everywhere.

I'd have to know what she looked like back in 1997

>why lift weights when it's all about your face?
clearly wrong, his son would be nothing (lookswise) without them

>how do I prevent my future children from rebelling against me and wasting their life away
Just learn to let go

literally me
except i get bullied for it because i'm not rich

behold the power of wealth

>future Dan Schneider

Time to roid up

beeeg
mexiiiiiiican

teeee
teeeees

Busy men fuck whats close to them. They don’t have time to look for pussy so they the grab whats closest: their assistant, nanny or whatever. Sometimes you just gotta nut.

>That time Arnold got fat

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>when you're main son is a complete disgrace, and your side son carries your superior genes

>ahem.

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all of them got his goofy ass teeth

Ahnold has groomed his Sword & Sorcery heir to perfection

>You can see the Arnie/Kennedy genetics struggling to be free despite the lardass they're trapped inside.
He even manages to carry that fat surprisingly well

She's probably be banging at a younger age

He's a genuine alpha male who fucks whatever he wants. I remember that Mexican had big floppy tits. He probably wanted to go at them.

He liked her personality.

Someone cap this prophecy

Oh no. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Arnold.

Baen?

Harry looks more like Charles than William does

Not exactly a vote of confidence. Harry looks an awful lot like Charles's former head of security and the whole country has agreed no to talk about it under pain of super injunction.

>Everything except the will.
Terminator is a much more successful franchise than Conan, even after half a dozen failed sequels.

>the human man the 'body' is based on
youtube.com/watch?v=kayFrIR-Qfw
This guy?

he looks like a foot

Yeah. He ate too much.

who does he think he's fooling dying his hair blond?

The milk truck arrived!

He looks like he is genetically superior to 98% of the population. Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a foot

Kid's body IS getting there. He's got IT.

To ugly for Hollywood. Thems the breaks kid. Go see the plastic surgeon that services those cutie KPOP stars?

There can be only one!

Arnold, why?

Wtf Arnold

>negative canthal tilt
not gonna make it

>Dick gets hard
>Wife doesn't want
>Side chick doesn't want
Hello, Conchita!