I'll grant you three wishes

Took me 5 mins senpai.

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fo real white boi? aight then whateva

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Here are my three wishes (in no particular order):

1) To be the world's first REAL superhero (my superhero name will be 'Dragon Man', because I'm a Dragon according to the Chinese zodiac)

2) My waifu Nigger Lum becomes real

3) I achieve moksha in this incarnation of mine so that I never have to reincarnate ever again

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I wish you back into your bottle for all eternity and i wish you don't shrink and i wish the bottle is indestructible

turn me into a dumb capeshitter with this meme as my whole shtick powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Multiversal_Lordship

Fortnite and MARK ASS BROWN LEE
Third one an Alita sequel

>I wish that anything I say non-sarcastically or metaphorically while sober and awake comes true.
>wish you were dead after a really tiring and long day
>actually die

I literally never say that. Also that counts as sarcastically. Besides, the first thing I say would be im immortal and indestructible.

Damn, bro. You crazy as hell.

I wish for only one thing, Genie.
>happiness
You can be free afterwards.

that's sarcasm you grunt

Damn, bro....

That's gay as hell.

Never forget..

Bog Like Me

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I wish Disney went bankrupt

>they have never worked a tough day in their life

1. Fortnite
2. Markass brownlee
3. Brie larson to die on her sleep tonight

A bit rough wishing death on a capeshit actress, no?

No

Why do you want her to die so badly?

1. 8x6 inch penis (with foreskin)
2. 6ft 4 tall
3. Perfect eyesight

I wish for the infinite n-word pass
I wish to fuck niggers
I wish to fuck jannies

1. smaller dick
2. tighter asshole
3. blonde hair

Why do you care retard, fuck off

Ait, chill.

No blacks
No jews
and no gays

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>got one
>3 inches shorter than two
>near perfect eyesight
damn, user. thanks

I wish for infinite wishes

I wish i was white

What's it like having a big dick user? Do girls really like it or is it too painful for them?

I wish all racist white males become sterile
I wish for godlike power
I wish for more genies in lamps

I wish they were all happy in the Lebanon
Wish somebody'd help me write this song
I wish when I was young
My old man had not been gone

I wish for dubs
I wish user checks 'em
I wish for people that have incriminating evidence on Hillary Clinton to stop committing suicide.

Superman level powers without solar power source requirements.
I'll hold off on using the other two in case of emergencies and just chill with the Genie.

>1. smaller dick
>2. tighter asshole
>3. blonde hair
based sissy poster

>implying he'll ever work again with a billion in the bank
Damn nigga, you a silly nigga

Expulsion of jews from all European states and ex-colonies
United Arab front against Israel
Lamborghini Miura softtop.

Yo dis took me five minutes nigga

More wishes

I wish I was little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her

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I wish to become Sneed.

Wish that Elsa was naked

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Aladin granted me his final wish and i thought it was fair! And thats how i became the prince of a place called Belair!

based

How would I know

1. I wish to have power of all infinity stones.
2. Every copy of disney star warz is destroyed.
3. God Emperor od Mankind powerz.

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Every movie or game I dislike will flop from now on.

I am now imortal and can teleport myself to anywhere in the universe.

A rain of giant steel dildos fall on california and kill everyone there.

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>wishing for immortality
What a shitty wish. Seriously you really didn't think this through at all

>god emperor of mankind powers
So you wanna be a skeleton in a chair? Much like Jafar wishing to become a genie, your hubris led to your downfall.

bring uncle phil back to life

do a fresh prince reboot

whiteyz be mad

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I wish Jafar had a deeper voice

I wish Aladdin didn't look like a dirty, thirty eight year old man

I wish this movie was a jafar prequel story instead.

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Bro you dumb as fuck

Who will end up on top? /k/ or/fit/?

Omnipotence
Omniscience
Big dick

1.Rapid cellular regeneration without the hayflick limit, or cancerous cellular corruption
2. The ability to "delete" people from existence, as in complete erasure from this plane. If not so easy, then instant transportation to somewhere inhospitable. This done by looking at them and thinking, "Nothin personnel"
3. Everyone in the world with access to social media except me is compelled to post their deepest, darkest secrets on every platform they use. They cannot fight this compulsion and must do it.

Unlike you, I don't wish to be dead.
>buuu, you will see the people you love die!
I only love my parents and if I live a normal age I will see then die anyway. And my other wish was to be able to teleport, so I would never be alone in the universe, as I can either go to new civilizations, or help humanity establish in other planets.

Saying that immortality is bad is just a way to cope with your own mortality. Being imortal would indeed be awesome, and unlike what you think, it is more likely that with the promise of never dying you would just lazy off all day for millenials living each day at a time. We only mature so fast because we live on limited time, and the shadow of death at our backs keep hushing us to do things and evolve all the time.

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>not killing all kikes
What's the point?

shit man, those all sound real gay. here's 3 tickets to my new movie instead

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Granted. But, you are now a nigger with 72 IQ

If he can say, "hey girl how you doin" he can easily nab a rich white woman and live life on Easy-Auto Mode.

based

I wish for feed and seed. Third wish Dienst matter.

great test.

I unironically like your shop

>nigger Lum
You will pay for this

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lmao this dumb bitch, Genie giv me the Heart of the Universe to dab on everyone

Make Yea Forums never existed

Is this the work of an enemy stand?!

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I wish I would stop seeing naked Elsa in shitty ads on CB while trying to watch real women.