Friendly reminder that Zachary Levi is WHITE KNIGHTING for Brie

>Captain Marvel is a cunt
>The actress acts like a cunt
>Shazam is wholesome
>The actor acts wholesome
It's like pottery

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>Fandom
>all the pictures on their banner are from movies
>then that fag from Devil May Cry out of nowhere
Wtf?

Spoken like a true incel

I bet she will feel offended that a white male is trying to defend her.

He was specifically talking about DC fans making shit up about Captain Marvel on twitter, saying it has animal abuse and nudity

Unfortunately he's now in this mess between outrage fags and SJWs using him as shield. But he's a chad and nothing affects him.

Zach Levi is ugly. The Shazam actor should be cheesily handsome like Alan Ritchson not this fucking AIDS freak.

This. Based Shazam actually acts more like a hero while Captain Fungus keeps doubling down on her hate. This is great optics for DC.
He didn't do that.

NEW SPOT
youtu.be/GrksNJbg_ec

Watched the clip. He didn’t say anything about “muh sexism,” basically was just calling out the capeshit console wars that fags do.
So he’s still alright in my book.

Why do these channels keep tacking on old trailers after the new one I want to see? Tell me why.

>white

Classy CHADzam

Zach is Welsh and changed his last name to Levi. Beating Hollywood at the ol' "name game"

Jesus Christ, it's gotten so bad here that I have to see at least a dozen threads abour Brie doing (literally anything)...why do you retards care so much? It's not even movie discussion. Screencaping or linking twitter should be banned.

No one cares DCuck

Just looking at the pic in the OP, that guy doesn't look white at all. He would get beaten in the streets by right wingers if he were to come visit here.

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Who?

Based poles.

Sneed

>fedora tipping
I thought he was a total Christfag, though.

Does anyone have a compilation of the shit Larson has been saying?

of course. he’s captain marvel

every fucking thread

Based Chadzam lending a helping hand to a thot that doesn’t deserve it. The right guy for the job. I’ll be buying two tickets to his kinoflick now.

Good choice. Even John Cena woulda been better.

Either way, they miscast both Captain Marvels.

Nailed it.

he's literally, unironically white.

This is the classy move user, you wouldn't understand because you're a classless buffoon but this is the way to do it

Chadzam coming out on top again

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see why do americans classify people who clearly aren't white as white?

Damn, Zach lookin swole as fuck.

>mistaken for an arab
wew they knew he was a spic lets not fool ourselves here

Based Billy Chadson being the peace-making voice of reason. I can’t wait for this movie.

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Brie is gonna get the Zach attack

>all the channels using "Captain Marvel" on the title
lmao

>play the nice guy for both sides
>get both audiences
now this is how you market
not this divisive shit where you poopie on half your fans

Fuck yes! I love the speed effect. That looks fantastic.

yeah we know that what you do every day of you life because you're a fucking loser with no social skills

It’s over Brie Larson, I have the high ground

You underestimate feminism

Dont try it

ROAAAWHITEMENDONTWATCHMYMOVIE

I hate white men!

You were the chosen one, you were supposed to refresh capeshit for the new MCU not leave it in darkness.

Darth Larson, can you hear me?

Yes, Mr Mouse, where is the box office money?

It seems, in your anger, you killed the movie

Noooooooooooo

Shazam > CM

CM is just plain boring

Well done.

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It's a meme.
>featuring Dante from Devil May Cry

t. Discord tranny

It's called PR. Nothing more you autistic idiots.

t. Coping incel

>say the line over and over

>Why isn't he shitting on this movie I want him to?!
>Well fuck him!

Oh my God, OP. What are you, six years old?

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>meanwhile the Captain Marvel spot spoils that Ben Mendelsohn in human form is a Skrull
bravo marvel
bravo
youtube.com/watch?v=CC4-o0isLzk

What a class fucking act

>accurate representation
Of attitude, maybe. In terms of physical strength, Danvers isn’t strong enough to even turn Billy’s head with a slap.

>tells fans to stop this autistic franchise war shit
>Yea Forums turns against him

lmao who could've seen this coming

Thanks for clickbaiting. Here's your (you)

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how new?

>ROAAAWHITEMENDONTWATCHMYMOVIE

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Top kek

Being a gentleman, and white knighting does not mean you want sexual favors in return eternal virgin faggot. It just means being a decent human being or just a real fucking man.

Speak like a true butthurt incel.
>Everyone now think of hin being the reasonable one when cheese fungus keep getting mad.
No downsides

Why not? Now He get points for the common people that respect woman but is not Full of onions

HOLY FUCK WHY DOES IT KEEP MUTING WHEN I TAB OUT WHAT KIND OF DOG SHIT WEBSITE DESIGN IS THIS

More like jew knighting

Based

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>Zach (((levi)))
>sticking to (((the agenda)))
you don't say?

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>Giving any capeshit a cent

He's just telling people to stop autistically obsessing over franchise wars. What's the problem here?

>Ben Mendelsohn is the bad guy
>spoiler
I mean it's legitimately a meme at this point.

>muh Jooo
>teaching kids the concept of consent is bad now
I often wonder what is wrong with some of you.

This guy gets it.
The rest of you spergs are cringe-kino.

>jew protecting his own kind
makes sense
the zoomer dances are for mexican teens too and those are the next generation of americans

Based
Cringe and onions.

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I would fucking KILL for a Martian Manhunter movie, completely set in Mars’s past, finishing up with the accident that draws J’onn to Earth. Since Aquaman made it absolutely clear this is the based on the *comics* version of our world, it’s not stretching to extend that to the rest.

t. Brainlet

>jew
Did you fall for it too?

But he’s not jewish

It's a "poltard who praises Trump's 4d chess can't understand how DC is making themselves look good by being nice to Brie Larson while she foams at the mouth making marvel look retarded"

For latching on to buzz words like optics you right wing brainlets sure lack any comprehension of what those terms mean.

>BASED CHADZAM BEING A REAL HERO FOR THE REAL WOMEN
>CRINGE BRIE HATING MEN
Based, based DC

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Alex Ross is a hack.

>caring about capeshit controversy
you are all brainlet incels

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He's actually changed his name to go further in Hollywood. He's a christian.

imagine wanting someone to be banned on the internet for not liking brie larson

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Extremely bluepilled, even if true.

They'll come around to making it eventually. Imagine a hard R serious drama epic set on Mars tho.

Deadpool will be fully out of the closet and bisexual in Deadpool 3

variety.com/2018/film/news/ryan-reynolds-deadpool-bisexual-1202880476/

Are Marvel and DC the new American political parties?

hi jew

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>obsessed

looks like some shit from a porno or a teen parody movie.
into the trash it goes.

Why would you care?

How does it feel living under a world controlled by jews and doing nothing but throwing fits on an anonymous website?

Nice blog, faggot. Too bad Pugh is a welsh surname.

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uhh, did you miss the part where she's the most powerful marvel character ever and could solo thanos?

>Not a jew
>Jew score still 6
based

This guy is the reason people use incel as an insult

>*takes deep breath*
>*deep sigh*

I'm still gonna watch Shazam....

That's not white knighting. He's just being reasonable.

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is incel really an insult though? It doesn't bother me. The only people affected by insults are blacks and npcs

Did I miss it? Yeah, me and everyone else. Who the fuck is she? I've literally never heard about her before this movie. As far as I know Beyonder (pre retcon) is the most powerful character save TOAA

>I'm not bothered being an involuntary celebite

>Yea Forums doesn't know how much of an impact good PR does

what is this cuck doing, they are the competition

Instead of "talking" to me by really just furthering your own thoughts, how about you just don't click reply next time? Or better yet, actually respond if you've got something to say.

"is incel really an insult though? It doesn't bother me. The only people affected by insults are blacks and npcs"
First you ask me an obvious "rhetorical" question, then you go on to explain something about yourself that no one asked for. There are more levels to this shit but fuck you this isn't reddit where you get good goy points for bullshit analyses. Fuck you you incel autist npc looking motherfucker. Why can't you just be like other people? Why do you have to act like you're seeing things they don't? Has it ever crossed your mind that they, the npcs and the niggers and homos and whatever other prejudices you've got, are aware of shit that you're aware of too, but see a different side to it whereas you don't and think it's stupid?

That's such an incel thing to say.

>Chad tries to help virgin into getting popular

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Yea Forums doesn't know what being reasonable is.

shut up, he's "talking" to me. The further you antagonize him the further he'll take a defensive stance and close off his mind to new information. It's quite ironic, seeing how that process if an npc trait

Not him, but I happen to be a voluntary cenobite myself.
Shub-Niggurath brothers! The Goat may prevail once more!

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>Winona Ryder
She still has a career?

literally nuspeak that taken to its logical conclusion would make giving birth illegal because it hasn't consented to being born

yeah, what can i do? so i can't get laid. so if that's my punishment, I can't get laid, so i'm a sexually frustrated slob. now I won't get laid. so now i'm called an incel
>itsfuckingnothing.jpg

better than being affected by someone calling me the color black in bastardized spanish. or being affected by someone suggesting that i have homogenous opinions.

sure i'll take the incel insult

Are you saying consent is nuspeak you colossal fucking retard?

Hope Shazam gets a spin-off

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>imagine being this autistic

i'll take isis over captain marvel, and not the super hero or band *wink*

It’s a joke site, like your life.

>asking people not to be so mean and upset online
>but not asking Brie, the gurl, to do the same
It's the very definition of white knighting

careful
they love pretending to be part of /pol/ and Yea Forumss ideals until you attack something they like

noooooooooooooooooooooooo you were the chosen one!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes I want to be hired by a shilling company. I wonder how much they pay?

nobody likes angry alt right incels triggered by some comment brie made. just accept it

>I would fucking KILL for a Martian Manhunter movie
Who would you kill

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FPBP

retards on both sides are taking it out of context he's speaking out against company wars

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Is this fresh pasta?

>some skinny soifaggot that wears a stupid looking muscle suit cause he can't even be arsed to bulk up for a role who plays a comic book character thinks he has a say in anything
lmao

oh man those are pretty good
too bad a movie that based couldn't exist

>Levi

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Its charming for boy Captain Marvel to protec autistic girl Captain Marvel

Christian.

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I would fucking love it.

What was that? Sorry, I was answering a text.

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You got someone in mind?

Now I have to see shazam. This dude is a fucking legend.

oh my god Yea Forums you have successfully killed my interest in both captain marvel and shazam! just shut the fuck up about this shit

>>sticking to (((the agenda)))
>jewed his name
THIS is even worse!
HOW are you cucks NOT getting this?

In IV he will be full on killing and fucking white babies, not just Hitler baby.

you know why you're never going to be a success in life? you have a golden opportunity in front of you to further your own agenda, as Levi has, and instead you think you should remain silent and hidden instead of capitializing on the opportunity
it's the perfect allegory for your failure to launch life

Based Levi

he is
>getting the moral high ground over Larson
>good PR for DC and Shazam
>portraying himself as a good friend to Larson in the process

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t. frustrated virgin

>Martian Manhunter movie
one day, user.... one day...

based. Thanks for reminding me I'm not the only decent person here

lmao

>being this easily manipulated by autistic incels
You need to get off this site desu~

4D CHESSAM

>shazam, formally chuck

BASED LEVI

>Why isn't this hollywood star acting like a woke alt right incel in public?

Makes the video the length of a trailer to mislead people.

wash your feet brie