Do we like this or not? because I think it's boring af. So very cool visuals and everything, but I watched 30 minutes and it felt like forever. Nothing against Peter Darker tho, I have no problem with Morales, just the movie's overall blandness.
Do we like this or not? because I think it's boring af. So very cool visuals and everything...
Muh Post Malone
>we
Says it all doesn't it.
Finish the fucking movie you brainlet!
God fucking dammit the low-attention-span-zoomer meme is true.
My favourite bit is when Peter, I mean Miles, sings negro music
The /pol/ fag in me could not find anything wrong with this movie it had good morals
They where basically stuck in the black nigger dimension
Reminded me of r Kelly trapped in the closet and undercover brother black dynamite nu blaxploitation kino
Did you keep watching?
Try not to let Yea Forums ruin movies until you've watched them entirely at least once
Didn't this shit make less money than DBZ
I watched Alita and this so I might as well watch DBZ movie. Makes sense
How did they get away with this?
It was self aware cringe
As a white nerd (actual virgin not a fake non autistic) I found the entire movie quite charming
I dunno why Yea Forums hates it since it's basically made for them
i agree it's pretty much an average capeshit movie. the style is nice though and it adapts good to the comic form, it's worth watching just for that reason i think
>We
Spoken like a true redditor with no opinions of his own and needs the validation of other people. Fuck you, I bet you also base your opinions on what YouTubers say
No it was dead serious
It's a fucking Spiderman flick, its entire purpose is to entertain viewers, and if it can't even do that, then into the trash it fucking goes.
>blacks are only 13% of American population
Hahahaha ok mutt
And? Again I didn't mind it the movie was almost perfect from a animation point of view anyway.
Hopefully it will be a cult classic since nobody fucking saw it
Cringe aside its legitimately good blacksploitation unlike that over rated dogshit black panther
T. Fat white aussie
It unfortunately probably will become a cult classic. Doesn't make the negro singing less cringe
Didn't laugh once. Dialogue had no subtly. Movie only got an Oscar because of jigaboo spider-man.
>Yea Forums literally can't stop SEETHING because MC isn't white
>thread devolves into people jerking off over crime statistics and their obsession with black cocks
Sasuga Yea Forums
It's anime kawaii as fuck.
If it was 2drawn this board and Yea Forums would be fapping over it but because it's 3dcgi your all shitting on it
Did it get an Oscar for visuals at least? I usually hate marvel movies but this I liked
t. 13% of the population
>Try not to let Yea Forums ruin movies until you've watched them entirely at least once
Yeah, some a-hole on here once tried to ruin the ending of sleepaway camp for me by saying "tiny pee pee", i couldn't understand what he meant tho because i was only half way through the movie but you get the idea.
>13% of population
>in your head 100% of the time
How does it feel knowing millions if black people are living their lives happily while you spend your youth SEETHING at their existence on a Venezuelan cosmetics imageboard?
Usually I'm right up there with them but black spider man isn't even black in this he's half Portuguese or some latinx shit
Just your typical middle class fantasy teenager literal magical nigger
I dunno why this board is reading into this simple comic book mashup so much.
It's multiverse spiderman not a Grimdark hard scifi there really isn't much going on beneath the surface and I say this as someone whos usually the first to shit on subversive movies but itsv is just a simple flick ffs why is this board so ass hurt? Normies hate it and nobody knows about it you'd think this board would love it but because it's mcu and got good critical attention we are only allowed to shit on it
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>Normies hate it
????
Australians and redditors are barely sentient. They come here to circlejerk over groupthink and have their opinions validated by others. The rise of capeshit and prevalence of rotten tomatoes has ruined cinematic discussions for eternity
>Do we like this or not?
>>Do we
>>>we
On here I mean
The
>DURR I wunna fit in so I'll pretend to hate it because it has a mixed race black mc
I bet the retards hating on this are all mixed raced mutts as well
Kinda hard to do it when you keep picking up your phone for validation, zoomer
Ausfag here it's true we are fucking brainless
If it wasn't for my neet lifestyle atm I'd be another unhappy drone I treasure the time I spent/spend here (last 13+ years on and off)
>af
yeah
Can't do that because I'm watching it ON MY PHONE. Jokes on you, lil bitch.
I can't wait until mook rangebans all Anglo countries
He tried I just waited till ips rotated based helstra 4g
It's a well known fact that most of /pol/ and its cancer are Mexicans or super Hispanic mutts.
>Zoomer watching a movie on their phone thinking they're actually "watching" it and can judge it properly
Can't make this shit up, you're at home right? Watch it on your TV, dumbass
As a white euromutt I find it hilarious.
I don't have a black/jew drop of blood in me yet I want to fuck them
Why?
I thought Gwen would get BLACKED. Hopefully she will in the next one
It drags a bit on at the start to establish Miles and his spidey powers. Gets a lot better as the other spiders get introduced.
Don't worry. It has a 6 inch screen, this is more than enough.
Serious question... man I don't even want to ask this in fear of getting yelled at, but the Peter Parker who died in the beginning - was that the actual Peter Parker or is the over-the-hill Peter Parker the real one? I realize its multidimensional, but it felt like they were saying something with regards to the movie Peter Parker.
Only thing I didn't like was the zoomer music. I know it was fitting for Miles, but damn did it take me out of the movie.
Mexicans are forever in an identity crisis. Blacks were brought over on slave boats, treated as subhuman, removed from their culture and people, and fought for their rights. I'm not saying they're perfect but their presence in America is no fault of their own.
Meanwhile Mexicans and their families have been hopping borders for decades. They have a homeland with their people, language, and culture literally just an hour's drive away. But they want to be an oppressed minority. They want to have "black privilege" so bad so they can get white sympathy and Hollywood representation. It's hilarious but also sad.
Not all Hispanics are like this, just the ones that shit up Yea Forums.
Same I was hoping she would touch his penis before jumping into the portal
Based A:10 V:10 YIFY torrent watching zoomer
The first Peter Parker is the Peter Parker of that universe. But that Peter Parker only really exists to be a predecessor to Miles for his story. That Peter Parker is never the main character of Miles' world, he's there to give s backdrop of a world with villains and heroes and what a kid, bestowed with the same power, would do with that influence after he is dead.
The other Peter Parker is the main character of his universe
Wow that got off topic fast
Fuck niggers and fuck movies
Honestly I've never been there so I don't care but the sedanese African niggers that got dumped here in aus piss me off to no end even worse than our own petrol sniffing degenerate abbos and mad meth Max eshay (white mix) bogans
Even worse than the various niggers are dumb worker drone temp visa morons who devalue and destroy white Australian values
Mostly fucking dumb mainland chinks poos and white flighters taking up all the jobs and the real estate market farming and economy have completely crashed
Is this post written in English?
i doubt that. deep inside they know they're niggers
>I watched 30 minutes and it felt like forever
you should consider forgetting about watching movies and spend all your free time playing battle royales
I liked peni, which isn't saying much given how she is a minor character. What an average flick aimed for the /pol/tards to get mad and the niggers to get wet
>Do we like this or not?
You're a retard.
>literally the whitest Peter Parker to ever grace any sort of media dies and get replace by a nigger
>second part with a full female cast already in the works
The absolute state of MCucks
This I don't get why both sides give a actual fuck
Finally a interesting space jam animaniacs/who framed robot rabbit tier 3dcgi flick comes out and this entire site shits on it.
Ironically Disney has barely anything to do with it (it's Sony animation studios) so I dunno why they are shitting on it so hard.
He was actually fucking boring though.
The beta Peter was kino
Watched this yesterday, it made me sad to see Spiderman die.
Guys, you're not fooling anyone.
I hated that they made it look like even the best Spiderman can't top Miles and his bullshit powers.
Liked the movie. 6/10. Here are my issues though
>Miles is the worst part of his own movie
>Spider-People outside of Hobo Peter feel forced
>Hobo Peter doesn't get enough screentime despite his role in the film
>May "I'm Batman's Butler now" Parker
>Deus Ex Spidersense for Gwen
>Garbage main villain
>Humor completely destroys some of the scenes' mood for example the whole Miles being tied up by Peter
>Not enough screentime to show the relationship between Miles and his uncle or the uncle and Miles' dad
>Spider-Ham is unfunny. This may be subjective though.
Sex with Peni!
Seeing the "Pascal pictures" and Amy Pascals name a bunch of times during the title sequence gave me a bad feeling. Amy Pascal is garbage and a parasite, she's basically Kathleen Kennedy but worse, only serving to "diversify" everything she touches (MJ Soiderman Homecoming) and make sure everything is full of inclusion and female empowerment, story and fans can get fucked.
Which is why it doesn't surprise me she wanted to tell this story, a story where the sole purpose is to create an entire alternate reality where everything is still the same with the exception of Spider-Man being black now. See Spider-Man is a cis white male so that's a problem which needs to be fixed, ta-da alternate reality.
Pascal is still very much involved with Sony (even though she was supposed to step down) who owns the rights to Spderman so she needs to milk that property for everything it's worth.
Despite all that it was pretty decent, must have been some talented people involved.
You know the Spiderverse comics have been a thing for years right
>we
This confirms me theory that people here are the same people on reddit.
I didn't say she came up with the story, I'm saying it's right up her alley, exactly the type of thing she wants to push; getting rid of old white guy so he can be replaced with new black guy.
I love how after all what Spiderman been through and survived, he dies after being punched in the face pretty hard by Lex Luthor. Fucking pathetic.
Middle-of-the-road capeshit affair. The 5fps thing is accurate. The artstyle is a gimmick, the actual movie looks like ass. Don't even bother pirating.
Half of that 30 minutes was black spiderman doing graffiti, smoking weed, and some other bullshit
fuck was meant for
Sorry you have broken eyes and temporal perception
The artstyle was good and the animation was interesting
And 1 hour+ of spiderman 3 was him being a goth douche
Your point?
Did you want him to put on a Latin meme?
Isn't graffiti a crime? Being goth isn't.
>main character is a nigger
>steals the oscar from a white guy
13% OF THE POPULATION STRIKES AGAIN!
Oh yeah goth spiderman/venom parker was a model citizen
Aaaaah nooo my pointless award how will I ever live? W-white powrr
What are some good animated capekino recommendations?
Based on the closest thing to the comic counterparts, over-the-hill Peter is the "real one", the original mainstream one.
Dead Peter is based from a spinoff comic line that was written as a soft reboot of the Marvel universe, but is now defunct, last I checked.
L&M are apparently the ones who pushed to make this a Miles movie, according to an interview.
The Prowler was the best character in the film for a number of reasons