Why didn’t Harry just use his invisibility cloak to creep inside girls dormitory or bathrooms?

The stairs to the girls dorm turn into a slide when boys try to go up.

How does it handle transfags?

They get teleported next to the Whomping Willow

Coz that’s gay

I guess they can magically change their sex. I'm sure there must be some potion or spell for that.

>And nobody goes into the girls' bathroom because of Moaning Myrtle
there are multiple bathrooms though

What do Transgender wizards and witches use to dilate?

It's more like masturbation. You are not gay for touching your own dick to fap now, are you?

Test

Myrtle only haunted the one bathroom

Their wands duh

wands

Mom says I am!

What if they accidentally cast eat slugs

he did, we're just never shown that timeline

>nobody goes into the girls' bathroom because of Moaning Myrtle.
Speak for yourself, I want a ghost blowjob.

Better let her give you a hand then, you wouldn't want to catch the gay.

no they just have magical potions that remove mental illness

Wouldn't they just drink a polyjuice potion or something?

The effects would run out eventually. Then again I guess it would be more practical to constantly chug down some nasty potion rather than stick a dildo up an infectious wound in your crotch.

Why didn't harry spend the second wizarding war hidden in a house and acted like a rape ghost?
Ftfy

There's no need to be a Trans in a world that has a polyjuice potion

There's magic literally called transfiguration so you can change your appearance. Truly before its time.

So what stops boys from swapping to girls and back again once inside the girls dormitory?

we would know cus it would be a stiffer cloak by the third movie.

Founders probably thought of that ahead of time and put countermeasures on it

He does go into the girl's bathroom in the books and movies. It's a plot point in Chamber of Secrets.

So transfags BTFO?

Irl as well as in fictional universes

Should have used the invisibility cloak to sneak up on voldemort and kill him.

underrated

because he was inside in one of the dullest franchises ever

Low effort. You should be ashamed of yourself.

where is the pasta man

Then how did they get inside the chamber of secrets if it was inside the girls bathroom?

annus dilatus!

>Why didn’t Harry just use his invisibility cloak to creep inside girls?

FTFY

>boarding school full of horny teenage boys and girls
>there's never any mention of the girls getting pregnant
So unrealistic. They could at least have put a scene of professor Flitwick teaching them the Fetus Deletus charm or something.

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>being able to just fuck a woman until she actually can't walk
The dream.

Sneaking into girl's dormitories and bathrooms would have been a dark stain on one of the most interesting franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been distinguishable from the others. Aside from the wonderous imagery, the series is consistency exciting with an effective use of special effects, all to make magic magical, to make action functional.

Perhaps the die was cast when she entrusted the serious to competent directors; she made sure the series would be regarded as a work of art that meant something to somebody, as well as ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it's also akin to the James Bond series in its sense of wonder, beauty and excitement. Everyone can agree on these facts.

>a-at least the books were good though
"Yes!"
The writing is brilliant; the book was enjoyable. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author substituted creative phrases to invoke wonderous imagery.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time she used a different phrase. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so free of cliches and dead metaphors that she has a unique style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King, who is also an accomplished and well respected author.

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that spell is transphobic

>harry potter
>god tier

Based but bluepilled

so what happens if you make a cat or any other animal that potion that changes the appearance you chose then you fucked it?

Problematic. How can you define who's a girl and who's a boy??

>not just spamming those love potions like rohypnol
they probably also have mind-control potions and spells as well, just go around doing that. hell make a secret magic brothel in hogwarts

why doesn't hermine use magic to grow a dick?

They get turned into chalices. First years even know this spell.

>t. women

Now that's subversion

JK you transphobic bong.

Is it true that they're planning to make 5 more Fantastic Beast movie?
Are they fucking nuts?

Magic keeps boys out. I remember reading that in '99.

Thank you user, you’re doing god’s work.

why didn't vodemorth used a machin guner to kil the one that survived

kek what

JK Rowling has no clue how male sexuality works.

Because he knew he was being watched by 100 million people, Duh.

>no Clifford for President

Subversive, but Un based nonetheless

3 more. A total of 5. If I had to guess, they're gonna cram a ton of shit into the third movie and cut the budget of the fourth. No fifth.

ARBORTIONOUS EXPELLUS

Why didn't Neville create a special herbal lubricant for his friends and his long bottom?

>SUICIDIUS PERCENTAGUOS MOMENTOUSO

>The effects would run out eventually
Just like real life.

Because he's a female author's self-insert.