Who is it? How will you survive?

>Steve Irwin

Wrasslin' that monster and hogtying it of course.

Me and my man John Wilkes Booth are gonna be just fine.

>born on Valentine's Day
>no girlfriend
The little comedies of life

Cameron Diaz or Mary Shelley I guess, not sure who's more famous these days.

I only use it for forms and stuff and most of the forms have some date preprinted on there already so I don't even have to bother pulling out ID to fill out the form.

She can kick the monsters ass and then we can repopulate earth

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>Pierce Brosnan

OH FUCK

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Drake or PewDiePie. Could be worse I guess. At least not a useless woman but an able bodied man.

Michael Bay i guess. Does he come with explosions?

I'll take Phillip K. Dick and Krysten Ritter.

Joffrey Lannister and busts rhymes. I’ll be fine.

strip her naked and banish whatever the evil presence is by fucking her til she passes out

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At least you will not starve to death

Michael Clarke Duncan and Kenneth Branagh. I think i'm fucked..

>YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, JASON!

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>unironically Idris Elba
Kek, I'd probably be out of the scenario in like 2 minutes tops

degrasse tyson, jesse eisenberg, morgan webb and guy pearce
i dont know who the most famous is of these
tyson i guess, which is not good for my horror odds

I'll be fine

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?? the fuck

Mines either George Washington or Steve Irwin, so I think I've got a pretty good shot.

>tfw he blows up the haunted mansion with some candles and spider webs
Jesus christ

Also Emily Ratajkowski. We could kill all the zombies and then rape her. Good times

>Selena Gomez and Franka Potente
I don't even care about the horror part, my dick is rock hard

>jay z
nice

Only if it's black ghosts

>jon voight

i think i'm fucked

We got 99 problems but a ghost ain't one

Me and Dustin Hoffman. Sweet

I just learned John Wilkes Booth, Mark David Chapman and me were all born on the same day

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Are you legitimately retarded?

This is the weirdest man I've met this year on this board

Forms is short for form letters. Form letters are a type of document where the main text or body is same, and only a few parts are changed such as the name of the addressee, whereas the main body of the letter remains the same regardless of recipient. By forms, I meant documents that have my information preprinted on them so I don't bother looking at them except to make changes in certain boxes if necessary and to put my signature on. Paperless is nice, but lots of important documents want a physical signature instead of a digital one. Anyway, I should have corrected myself and not used forms as it is incorrect. I will try to use the word document instead so as to remove confusion.

>I am 181 years old
?????????????

>Jake Gyllenhaal

Boned.

Just Snoop Dogg and a bunch of literal whos, i guess we can get high with the ghosts scary movie 2 style

robert deniro
nope, not even in his prime

Woody Allen, Bette Midler, Sarah Silverman and Pablo Escobar. I'm beyond fucked.

by him, you can have a hot steamy quicky before your heads get chopped

If Emilio Esteves was my partner in fear he’d be Emilio Deathtives

Nigga, when the fuck's your birthday?!?

Do you not have anyone with whom you celebrate your birthday? Family, friends?

August 31st. There's Richard Gere as well but he provides no party buffs. I'm torn between:
>Christ Tucker
Low chance of survival but at least I'll probably die laughing my ass off and tiny chance to out-antic the scenario.
>Holly Earl
Either we die for sure but at least I'll hit that, or her cuteness gives me the strength to defeat evil.

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Steve-o

We’re both dead but it’ll be funny

>Faulkner
>Scottie Pippen
>Mark Hamill
>Michael Douglas
>Barbera Walters
>Will Smith
>Michael Madsen
>Catherine Zeta-Jones
>T.I.
>Donald Glover
sounds fun

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I don't like celebrations and such so I don't observe them.

>Cam Newton
okay he can hold off the axe murderer

This guy.

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Fair enough mate. You do you.

it's supposed to be one guy
you're like the guy who gives a fucking speech when the teacher asks for a one word answer

Have you thought of his dick today?

>tfw you care so little about what everybody thinks that you post how little you care about what they think to your 18.2M followers just so that they can know how little you care about what they think

chicken nugget scoon

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Calm the fuck down

Living? Rachel Nichols and Sarah Polley. I'm in with a chance.

>tfw today was my birthday
So I could fight with Buffalo Bill, Johnny Cash, Ole Gunnar Solskjær, or Emmanuel Adebayor.
Wow my birthday fucking sucks

>James Franco
That guy has plot armor like you wouldnt believe, and if we're going down we're going down with a laugh.
>Tim Curry
The monster will be on the run.

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>it's another info gathering thread
no thanks

Lorde. I don't know enough about her to see if my survival chances go up or down but if it all goes to shit I bet I can at least use her as bait while I get away.

Henry II, founder of the Plantagenet dynasty, one of the most successful and famous kings in all of English history. Once famously had a bishop murdered for annoying him. Yeah, I'm thinking I'm fucked.

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>nick cage
im fucking set, and we will probably steal the liberty bell or some shit on our shennanigans from the murderer

>search for people whom i share a birthday
>don't recognize any of these cunts beside Kylie Minogue
Guess I'll just bunker up and fuck the gilf.

Malina Weissman, Ron Jeremy or Aaron Eckart

>Zendaya
Guess I'd kill myself.

>birthday was 2 daya ago
>MFW I'm in a horror scenario with Chris-chan
I will join forces with the villain to destroy the true evil.

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I share a birthday with Ted Cruz so I guess my partner was the killer all along.

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You motherfucker. When Abe Lincoln and I are done slaughtering whenever was unlucky enough to fuck with February 12th, we're coming for you.

Also, A+ data mining thread, 9/10 would recommend

reddit cringe

I'll be fine.

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It's ironic how he considers himself "free" but all he does is obsess about Trump and his administration.

You're stuck with a man who thinks hes an action hero, he'll die first, I guess you'll be fine.

>Sean bean
Fuck

I share birthday with Michael C. Hall, so he'll pull a Dexter and defeat the villian because he's a pedo

What the fuck are you on about

I mean given that this is a post by a man whose life has been blighted by narcissism and histrionic personality disorder, any reduction in the degree to which he obsesses over the opinions of others must feel like a huge relief.

I hope this is real.

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George Harrison? well I am fucked unless the villain is a women.

I don't follow. user was confused about my previous post. I realized that I used the word forms instead of the word documents. I then clarified the difference. Is it still confusing?

Okay Cyd. Dance 'em into submission.

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>anonymous posts
>data mining

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>Vin Diesel

Yeah I think I'm good

gonna be zaney, though I'm gonna have to shoulder most of the weight as he'll just be comic relief. the scene where he dies in my arms is gonna be emotional kino tho

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same

This isnt fair, Im fucked

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>Most famous person I share a birthday with is fucking Logan Paul
I'd just walk up to the monster and get it over with

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Did you kno this is her niece

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bruce is unironically gonna go full cube cop on your ass

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I got Audrey Hepburn. I don't think she'll make it

HAHAHHA FUCKING SUCK IT FAGS

WE NEVER GONNA DIE

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>Sarah Polley
>zombie scenario
Well played, user, you magnificent son of a bitch

>Charlie Sheen
Possibly, if he isn't already dead on the inside.

Heh, nothing personal...

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>posting your birthday onto Yea Forums

Lol enjoy being doxxed

Well played or genuine aspie.

>Sir John Franklin
Based, but also dead.

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I got Kobe. We should be alright.

We'll make it, right?

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I'll be fine

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Thats the killer tho.

>birthdays are unique to a single individual
Retard.

Dude survived Jurassic Park, I should be alright

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nice.

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>Logan Paul
we dab on them undead haters

>skinny virgin user
>the asian Sean Bean
>Monica Bellucci
>Marion Cotillard
>that fag that played Flash
I'm dead, Al's gonna die in a spectacular fashion, Flash will be the decoy protagonist that will get to fuck Bellucci before getting killed, Cotillard will be the former lesbo lover of Bellucci and is the killer, Bellucci triumphs over evil and survives.

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When combined with other information you can be traced. Stop being so naive.

Here's what I could have won...

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Oscar Wilde or Angela Lansbury

I'm fucked.

I need to tell you about my Monica Bellucci dream

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>the asian Sean Bean
That's pretty fucking funny

Looks like kinos on today’s menu boys

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Are you kidding? Angela Lansbury would figure out who the real killer is in no time.

Well I've got two options;
>Kevin Costner
The more famous of the two. Owns guns and uses them to hunts. That might give us a good chance at survival.

>Seung-Hui Cho
AKA the V-Tech Shooter. Kill count: 33 (including himself) and 17 injured. Possibly give me the best chance of surviving... at least until he decides to kill me and/or himself.

What do you guys think, who should I pick?

Right, good thing this game involves your birthday, your first name, your home state, your mom's maiden name, your first pet, and the last 4 of your social security number.
>r e t a r d

Emily Browning
I guess I die happy by saving her life so she can become The Final Girl?
>A-user are you really dying this time or are you just pretending again so I will take you in my arms?

I'd have no trouble sacrificing him. That's what you meant, right?

Me and mac are gonna live forever

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>Logan Paul
>I'd just walk up to the monster and get it over with
No man, that's a defeatist logic. The right thing to do is to set that fucker up so the monster could kill him.

General Robert E. Lee? I'm fucking sorted mate. Especially if it involves black people.

Beyonce. The black person always dies first so I'll be able to escape while the killer gets her

Mike Myers, Ian McKellen and Me.
Probably not gonna survive but they're not bad people to be stuck with.

The R&B artist always lives in a Horror movie.

Tom Cruise. Wow.

I share a birthday with Hillary Clinton so it's okay, she will scare away anything bad.

Betty Motherfucking White and I are gonna fuck shit up boys.

Amen.

>Eli Roth
"OVER HERE MISTER MONSTER WE'RE OVER HERE PLEASE KILL THAT FUCKER AND THEN PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY I HAD TO LISTEN TO HIM FOR 12 MINUTES SO FAR I WANT TO DIE QUICKLY PLEASE EVISCERATE HIM AND BITE MY HEAD OFF NO KILL ME FIRST HE'S PROBALY A DOUCHE EVEN WHEN HE'S DYING!!!"

Me and the guy who played Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter. Yeah I’m thinking we’re fucked.

are you the basement ogre?

>Elton John or Wladimir Klitschko

hmmm...

You’re going to be just fine. Chloe will Hulk out and run wild on whatever’s after you.

Me and Obi Wan are going to be all right, too.

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>Pinochet
START UP THE ROTORS

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God, she’s so beautiful.

I forgot to tell you:
There's a Spin to the story. The Monster has the High Ground.

What a boring question.

Hey, me too! Twins!

see

>Meryl Streep
Well I'm fucked.

Whompst is more famous, John Cena or Shakespeare?

This was written by Sherlock Holmes. Only he would never bother to have committed his own birthday to memory, as it is irrelevant information. I know this, of course, because I too have never troubled with my own.

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Plus I think I'll be alright since I got a former US Marine and current best wrestler.

Billions of Indians and Chinese know John Cena. Do they know some random English guy from 600 years ago?

Bruce Lee and Jimi Hendrix are dead, so I'll have to team up with Bill Nye.
He can probably engineer his way out of this while talking about gender spectrum bullshit

I believe it.

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Bryce Harper
Maunte Bol (Rip)
Kenny Omega
those are the only guys I know from the list
I’d bet Bryce Harper is the most famous there, so how bout a comedy about a minor leaguer and an injured pro sent to the minor leagues to rehab, and they fight zombies with baseball bats?

>Gilbert Gottfried
At least I die laughing

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>Drew Carey
Not sure

Is there a version of this with pancake cat in it?

I love you

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>willis
>adolf eichmann
>harvey weinstein
Why is march 19 so kino lads?

Flavor Flav? I choose doctor Mengele instead

T. hanks or the juice, pretty fucked

Willem DaFoe, Danny Glover, and Bob Dole. I think my chances look good

I've got Virgil and Nietzsche. Not many other names i recognize on the list.

i'm literally teamed with pewdiepie and i think we'll be ok.

Andrew Lincoln, what do I win? He has to be the person with most brain-stabbing training that lives on this planet.

Marlon Brando or Niger farage I guess.

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>Liev Schreiber and Melissa Benoist
I'm gonna fuck Supergirl and let Ray Donovan killed the monster.

Kris jenna and Tilda Swinton

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Most famous one is Oprah, which sucks. If I could choose I'd get Tom Selleck or maybe Heather Graham and her MILF tits.

That’s fine. It’s only The a High Ground from a certain point of view.

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>James May
At least I get some fast cars

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I think you mean a very smart young black girl from 600 years ago

>robert de niro and lil pump
Its all up to me, im done for

I think Gary will give me the best chance

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You both assume Powerstance and repel evil.

David Duke. Looks like I'll be alright.

George W Bush. I don't know you tell me.

Okay SO.

Is she a fucking retard? What's the horror premise? Thirteen Ghosts? Night of the Living Dead?

Horror comedy kino

I share a birthday with this man. I'm good.

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Happy birthday user, I was born on the same day as you ^_^

Himmler and Putin
I dont know who to pick though. Putin seems tougher, but maybe Himmler knows secret nazi rune magic.

My god. I never looked this up prior to now.

I get

Tom Hanks
OJ
Amanda Knox
Jodi Arias
Jordan Belfort
Jimmy Smits
Kevin O'Leary

I think I'll be fine.

>Lady Gaga
Lmao

>Joseph Joffre

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you share a birthday with a random sissy character from a fake gay profession like pro wrestling, wow congrats

>Matt LeBlanc
Well i"m screwed. Nothing against the man but I doubt he'd be much help

>April 15th
Seth Rogan for people currently alive, Leonardo da Vinci otherwise. So either me and Seth fucking die, or Leonardo figures some shit out and we live

>Kyu from huniepop
Well at least I will die happy.

>Now you wanna run around talkin' 'bout guns like I ain't got none
>What, you think I sold 'em all!?

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>Meng
>sissy
The man is litetally feared by everyone in wrestling as the toughest man ever to lace up a pair off boots. Look up some if the stories about this freak of fucking nature. He's inhuman.

Holly yummola I never knew this.

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>everyone in wrestling
Wake up, mark. Find an account from someone who isn't one of the boys.
That bullshit exists because Meng's garbage both in the ring and on the mic, but he's a likable mong, so the lads invented the character for him.

Danny Mcbride baby

mandatory.com/culture/1049689-meng-stories-of-the-scariest-man-in-the-history-of-wrestling
Go back to shitposting on Yea Forums.

>worried.jpg

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Daniel Radcliffe, I'm probably better off than most ITT

that would be wil wheaton so i guess i could use him as a shield

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>Liam Neeson
I'll be just fine.

Donald trump
everyone hates him and i'm a nobody so

>being this ignorant

Go ahead and make bomb threats if you're so anonymous. Retard.

I've got LeBron James to test me the fuck out of there if anything goes wrong

>y'all survive

>accounts of wrestlers or people attached to the business
My point stands, mark. Go back to hugging on reddit.

Literally the only person I could find with the same birthday as mine who I actually recognized was...F Murray Abraham.

Based April 23 bro
I'm taking John Cena no matter what

We’re all good 4/20 bdays represent

This is data harvesting by glow-in-the-darks. I've got Steve Martin.

>y'all
die childless

Mind if me and Mark David Chapman tag along?

Same day as me. I opt for Dua Lipa though as Wiig is a crone.

Last I checked it was Frankie Muniz.

I think I'd just ditch him and leave him as a distraction for whatever is trying to get me.

LOVIN’ YOU IS LIKE LOVIN’ THE DEAD
I think I’m good, I also got Bernard Sumner so me him and Pete can out goth any stupid ghosts that try and mess with us.

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>Samuel L. Jackson or Kiefer Sutherland
I think I'd be fine

I've never heard of any of the people on wikipedia that share a birthday with me

>Katy Peryy
nice

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>Marlon Brando kills the monster with protein farts after eating 4 dozen hard boiled eggs

You're nuts, he turns the horror into sci-fi action, both of you survive when a team of soldiers rescue you.

Thomas Jefferson. Good help if you're looking to found a government, less so in a horror movie scenario.
Screw it. He isn't as famous, but I'm taking Ron Perlman.

Danny DeVito lmao

>JJ Abrams
fuck

I think I'll be fine ;)

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>Julius Caesar
>Harrison Ford
>Ken Jeong
I don't think I'll enjoy this one
13 truly is unlucky

>Bruce Lee
I'm going to be fine

Hey Pete, where you going with that ax in your hand?

>Hulk Hogan
>Chris Hemsworth
>Joe Rogan
I'm not sure who's the most famous of the first two, but I'll pick Hulk. Could do a lot worse.

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Elvis, but that already exists

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>Bruce Lee

I think I won the lottery

Michael Jackson.
How fugged am I

Shaq and Michelangelo

I think I'm ok

>Thriller music video starts playing

Emilia Clarke
nice

Shakira, I'll sex her before I die.

>Teddy Roosevelt
based

jamie oliver.... oh well at least i will go out on a full tummy

No worries here.

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Can I have someone that died on my birthday instead? I got literally nobodies sharing my birthday.

But if I got George Romero with me, I think I'll do fine.

>whom
>y'all

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Wait shit, why did I use Wikipedia instead of Google. I got Will Ferrel and Corey Feldman.

At least I'd get to kill Will Ferrel.

Jennifer Lopez so I eat her ass

>Tila tequila and Pewdiepie
no

>Me and Queen Elizabeth I

Do I have the full backing of the 16th century English military?

>joseph smith the mormon founder
Truly it is the end times

>Jon Favreau
he will make me a good cheese sandwich and everything will he alright

ey fag, you got the same birthday as me

Lily Labeau?

based march 31s bro facing MEW's ghost and saving Riley in the process

I choose Walken tho

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>Donald Trump
Let's do this

I don't know why, but I think I'll be fine

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>mfw George R R Martin and mask u summin Rig

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>Elon Musk
I think I'll be fine

I share a birthday with Evangeline, monsters are BTFO and then we cuddle in bed afterwards

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>Jazz Jennings, Elizabeth Shue, Amy Jo Johnson (Best Pink Ranger)

So Jazz must be the monster who wants my penis to dilate her for eternity.

I'm in the southern hemisphere so famous people's birthdays are about a day before mine in reality

This guy is on some next level performance art.

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The game was rigged from the start.

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>go to famousbirthdays dot com
>they're all fucking YouTube stars and Instagram thots

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>Christopher Lee
I’m more afraid of the good guys than any horror monster

Absutely. July 27
Nick Hogan will mow down everything in sight with his father's car.

Adele
or
Chris Brown

kill me

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No fuck that i'm going with Henry Cavill.

Are David and I the horror movie?

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Theresa May,
Absolutely horrific

A buddy cop with John Hancock and a shitty waiter, back from the past to kick some ass.

Billy the kid, I think I will be alright.

What has that got to do with anything? The government can issue warrants for our records and already know our birthdays. Corporations can't do that.

Ted Kaczynski the Unabomber
If he doesn't blow me up, going to survive

Geoge rr martin...its ok,ill just let the fatass die and run away

Usain Bolt well i"m fuck he's gonna leave me runing away

Lewis Black and Cameron Diaz. Lewis is dead for sure. I just have to secure my place as Cameron's lover and we'll both probably make it god willing or I'll have to sacrifice myself.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

We're both fucked

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we talkin' about PRACTICE???

Jackie Chan. I'll just let him do all the fighting.

Bruce Lee, I'm probably good

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>not picking Bill Nye to drop the bass on those ghosts

From Jodie foster or Meg Ryan, I guess Jodie. She'll have to channel her Clarice for us to get out.

now that you mention it, playing "my sex junk" would scare away most monsters

Barbra Streisand. I'm completely fucked

So it's me and Abraham Lincoln?
Well, we'd survive. Dude was 6'4" and spent his youth splitting shit with an axe all day. For your average horror film, he'd probably do all the work.

At the end, I'd thank him and tell him I realize the irony of him having to do all the heavy lifting instead of the black guy. Maybe say thanks for the slave thing too even if he didn't really want to do it.

Or, if we're talking about still living people, it'd be Tara Strong. In which case we'd both probably die but I'd at least motorboat her before we did.

He'll get you involved to keep you safe. Like the damsel in distress.

Joe DiMaggio. Not bad at all.

Glow harder, op

There's also Cedric the Entertainer, based Steve from Stranger Things and Todd fucking Howard

It's Vin Diesel and we just drive away from the ghosts. I drive

I'll be ok

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>Mos Def or Jermaine Jackson
Sounds pretty comfy, desu

>data mining thread
FUCK OFF SHILLS
YOURE NOT GETTING MY BIRTHDAY

Helen Keller

No joke. There is literally no one else famous born on June 27th.

>01/01
>j. edgar hoover

Yeah, i think I'd survive.

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Do you have some sort of mental retardation or something?

Who's this guy?

I already know it anyways

Tom Hardy. September 15th. I think I'm fucked but I think he makes it.

>Lily

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Ivanka Trump, lol

>Woody Harrelson
>Daniel Radcliffe
>Philip Seymour Hoffman
>Monica Lewinsky

It's a tough one. Do I choose Woody to help me kill the monsters, or do I choose Monica to suck the monsters cock while I make my getaway?

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Fuck you OP. I didn't need to know this.

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Wrong

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>Charles Manson and Anne Hathaway
my fucking sides i think im gonna make it boys

>Queen Elizabeth II
I hope she has a royal phone she can use call in SAS to save us or whatever

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>Check out July 15th births
>All literal who zoomer kids and the guy from Mythbusters

Is there a worse Birthday date?

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>Nicolas Cage
I'd live but the movie will find a way to make him have a destiny worse than death instead

My birthday is fucked. Have to choose from a bunch of degenerates like this

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You got this guy. He was in Predator so you should be alright.

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Willhem I of Germany

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>Ariel Winter
I mean she's not look so good after the reduction but I'll live

>David Lynch
I feel safer already

you have ghost dog

The famous anti-semite Andrew Jackson

Aiden Gillen. Hopefully he is not like CIA IRL

>Triple H
Survival success. I don't know the other two fags.

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No idea how this would pan out.

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Not if she's in Mechastreisand mode.

>gives you a really convincing speech
>you try to take on the killer all pumped
>die

>Evangeline Lilly and John C. McGinley
I dunno if we survive but I may get an elven gf

My time is now.
It's him or Clint Howard.

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ray charles, so...

It’d be a film where we both are initially scared but then fight the monster by some clever tactic and brute force. Think “Predator”

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Stalin, wew lad

Ted Bundy huh... Well, a charming killer and a necrophilic rapist must be useful..wait, he was a footfag. Shit

>Imogen Poots
I regret nothing

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>George Clooney, Orson Welles and Sigmund Freud
I'm not sure which of these is the most famous.