I didnt watch the oscars

>tfw tay will never straddle your face and asphyxiate you with her pusy until you literally die

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where are the fucking pics you faggots?

The only one.

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Pic related is all you missed. He and his white husband fagged it up and everyone loved it

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shut, dude that was real?
i saw the pic on Yea Forums and assumed it was a shoop

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>I didnt watch the oscars
Neither did I. That hasn't stopped me from shitposting about them.

>user, i'll only watch the oscars with you if you rub my feet while it's on

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Thats a good idea

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I’m completely the opposite of a footfag but if she asked that I would bring my own lotion.

She's thicc now though

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

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>2019
>this is considered thicc now

I've seen thicker girls in my country, and we're Asian

>STICC

One last mission

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She looks like she doesn't fuck black guys

I want to lick her legs

Probably because you can't tell the difference between thick and fat

>ywn get a kiss on the forehead from taytay

Her ass and her personality are fake.

I haven't seen the Oscars since return of the king

Today, that’s considered a modest and wholesome outfit.
In the 90s, it would have been considered slutty.
In the 50s, it would have been considered obscene.

Cultural degeneracy is real. We are decadent.

>"likes" leftovers

Should've seen her at the golden globes man

Now those were some golden globes if you know what i mean

Talking about titties here

Imagine being so wrong

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I mean all women should honestly be wearing burkas right

listen here, buddy. this thread is for tay shitposting, alright?
what i'm telling you is, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here

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inshallah, they will be very soon.

And you really think that stops them from being lewd? lel

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I don't know what you mean, can you provide visual aids?

I miss /tsg/

My architect, I have followed your teaching and the plan to the letter. I have a way to go but I am ready to become the apprentice.

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Based.

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>if you don’t think women should dress max-slut at all times, you must want them in burqas
False equivalency. We should maintain a level of modesty comparable to the 1890s. I’d be willing to compromise though and settle for 1940s.

I would imagine it tastes like fresh pancakes

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hi tay

Imagine actually believing she's itt haha

Just imagine, wouldn’t that be awesome, maybe you are her?

Don't be silly user. She's not here, she'd find threads like this creepy, not hot. The goddess TayTay thing isn't something she loves

I would but I'm phone posting from my work right now, Google is your friend tho

I know she’s not here but it would be nice to think she is among us sometimes, maybe in other threads if this is too creepy for her. Why doesn’t she like being a goddess user?

Maybe she does but doesn't want to admit it haha

Maybe she does when it’s nice and doesn’t when it’s the horrible kind of tayposting you see other places ;)

nobody did

tay makes shillmod seethe

Based

She's always been hot, but right now she is just pure sex

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Tay was busy sucking Joe Alwyn's face off. I wonder if he'll ever get nominated.

Jammy bastard. Good on him