Confess Yea Forums

I've never watched American Psycho.
I don't know what the fuck you're all on about when you post references to it.

I've spent more time on Yea Forums than I have interacting with real people this past month.

I want to kill and rape Ezra Miller

I post about the same movie nearly every single day.

I got drunk with my sister on New Years Eve and ended up making out with her.

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It's just a movie about a guy obsessed with repeating digits. Don't bother with it but do check my digits.

Why even bother going that far if you're not going to fuck her

lmao look at this beta he didnt even fuck her

I think you mistyped decade.

I haven't been to work on a Friday in 10 years

I post about art films cryptically in capeshit threads so that only that one other user and I can discuss them without attracting the film festival crowd.
Gibraltar

After I make a post I always close the tab and check if someone has answered only hours later, because I'm too anxious to make an actual conversation.

the only reason I browse Yea Forums is in the hopes that there will be a thread about one of the few movies I like purely because I enjoy beating my cock to it. I don't really even watch movies or tv shows, I just go straight to the jack off material. That bigfoot thread was pretty good though.

I am responsible for at least 25% of the haha wouldn't it be funny to eat her shit lmao posts

We are both kinda awkward.
I have friends and go out and such, but i'm not exactly a normalfag, and she's an even bigger weirdo than me, so it was just really weird. We kissed for like an hour and then we just fell asleep.
Although she's been getting closer and spending more time with me ever since then.

I'm responsible for the other 75%

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lmao nerd

I hate peanut butter.

i want more period sex content. why is there no red fake cum?

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I'm arguing with myself in three other thread right now.

What country are you from and how much money in aid does it receive annually.

New Zealand.
And our aid comes in the form of rich people buying houses here that they never use.

I get dubs on around 30% of my posts

This, I'm even shy on Yea Forums

you lying sack of shit, let's see some proof!

I get dubs on around 55.5% of my posts

u guys are cute
i want to be friends with you

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I get dubs on around 95% of my posts.

I legitimately get depressed if no one responds to a post I make about an actual Yea Forums related topic. To make myself feel better I make 3 or 4 posts about a /pol/ topic or shit on the jannies

I get dubs on around 100% of my posts.

you got greedy son

You're an asshole who wastes tons of free proxies for nothing. Shame on you.

I tried to eat two bags of caramel popcorn and hurt my teeth afterward.

based and redpilled

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Lick my ass also janny the tranny is a weak ass fag like (You) lmao

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this, make higher effort posts if youre going to be doing shit like this at least
or just make lots of OC

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I know I shouldn't click on this gif. It'll probably be something gross and make me throw up, but here we go

I'm the lyrics poster.

I wish you would step back
From that ledge my friend
You could cut ties with all the lies
That you've been living in
And if you do not want to see me again
I would understand
I would understand
The angry boy a bit too insane
Icing over a secret pain
You know you don't belong
You're the first to fight
You're way too loud
You're the flash of light on a burial shroud
I know something's wrong
Well everyone I know has got a reason
To say, "put the past away"
Wish you would step back
From that ledge my friend
You could cut ties with all the lies
That you've been living in
And if you do not want to see me again
I would understand
I would understand
Well he's on the table and he's gone to code
And I do not think anyone knows
What they're doing here
And your friends have left you
You've been dismissed
I never thought it would come to this
And I, I want you to know
Everyone's got to face down the demons
Maybe today
You could put the past away
I wish you would step back from
That ledge my friend
You could cut ties with all the lies
That you've been living in
And if you do not want to see me again
I would understand, I would understand
I would understand
I would understand
I would understand
Understand
Can you put the past away
I wish you would step back
From that ledge my friend
(I would understand)
I wish you would step back
From that ledge my friend
(I would understand)
I wish you would step back
From that ledge my friend
And I would understand
(I wish you would step back
From that ledge my friend)
I would understand
(I wish you would step back
From that ledge my friend)
And I would understand

I don't even watch tv or films, but people still agree with me when I post about them. Also I tell people to go back and rewatch a certain part because of something that they missed even though I made it up.

Henlo cat

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Heres some OC

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I get dubs on 10%

yep, I was right. Fuck you man

I'm the blakey-poster!
I can't stop blakey-posting!

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You call that gross?

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>mfw I'd rather do this than square up against that monster
that has to be a fake spider. Right bros? RIGHT?!?!?

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I love spiders theyre so cute

I love Kat Dennings

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Bro just let the spider bite the tip of your wee wee
Damn right

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>made a thread about a movie i watched
>didn't get any replies
>remade that exact same thread after it 404'd
>AGAIN didn't get any replies
>remade that thread a THIRD time except this time i made sure the OP picture had a black guy in it and made the OP text some shitpost
>it gets like 250 replies
i'm sorry, Yea Forums
you either die a hero or live to see yourself become the villain.

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I bump every capeshit/sci-fi thread just to annoy retards that whine about there being too much of it on Yea Forums.

what movie?

I wonder what her lowest temperature setting is. Does she come with a flash freeze function?

Based and redpilled

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I literally have to do this everytime I watch a movie that isn't capeshit or easy to bait with sjw shit
It sucks so bad, I have better discussions about movies on fucking /ck/ then I do on here
got to have a jazz reaction image or some blacked shitpost in your OP to get any replies in your thread
Yet there is always pedos posting
Fuck what this board has become

doing god's work senpai

I'm not a virgin.

People will call you reddit for actually wanting to talk about a movie.

whiplash

wdhmbt

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I love chick shows like Grey's Anatomy and Gossip Girl

ayyy

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The tasteful THICCness

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oh, haven't seen it. Is it any good?

I hate Pulp Fiction and this it is the most overrated film, and when people say it is their favorite film, in my mind I doubt they have even watched the full thing.
Also, District 9 was fucking shit, with an annoying as fuck main character- another overrated one that irl soys love

You have to go back

If nobody replies to my post within 5 minutes, I reply to my own post with based.

>forever ruined his relationship with an immediate family member
>disgraced and dishonored his whole family
>still didn't get laid
literally imagine being this cucked

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Based
Me too

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The shills convinced me to see Alita and I liked it.

based.

I jack off in the theater

>ruined
you mean strengthened

I pose as a tranny for easy (You)s

based

i thought about watching, allah forgive me, kingsman

I will watch Captain Marvel

based

kino

It was okay. I wouldn't watch it again though.

yea i thought it was really good. JK SImmons gives a fucking based performance. I was anxious for so much of the movie waiting to see how the scene was going to end.

i regularly go to page 9 and 10 and look for either /footkino/ threads, sofia threads, or taylor swift threads to bump back to page 1. i'm sorry, bros, but the heart wants what it wants

I intentionally attack critcisms of SJWism in films and call anons calling it out incel stormweenies even though I'm not a leftist.

I haven't seen a taylor swift thread in a while

Don't apologize for being based

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it genuinely makes me sad when anons lose hope to have a good life, a gf, etc
i wish i could be right next to them to comfort them

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I like Woah Vicky

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This show was okay. A little too much talking for me though.

kek there's one right now. it's only 11 posts and 10 IPs.

half the posts in this thread are mine

What the fuck is it with white people and incest?

I just bumped it

One time I got a bullshit ban for a mission impossible thread i started.
i'm too retarded to learn how to evade the ban, so i just waited for it to expire.
i still harbor resentment about it and participate in every FUCK JANNIES thread.

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LEARN YOUR PLACE

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based

BASED lyrics poster

>doesn't rewrite the lyrics to make it Yea Forums appropriate
cringe and bluepilled and low-effort-pilled

I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend

If I can't post then I won't come here. Sometimes I purposely get banned just to get away from here.

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Why are tongues so lewd, bros?

>someone just drew a good picture of her character from Thor semi nude in a Yea Forums drawthread

I wish she was showing tits in the drawing though.

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I used to be a waifuist then went down the cunny rabbit whole and got dangerously into saving pictures of young girls.

I managed to actually get a good job though, made friends, then a girlfriend. Turned my life around and im pretty disgusted at how I used to be.

I want to have kids not fuck them. I was all kinds of messed up.

>white

People think I'm a 17 year old girl on twitter

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hello me
don't forget that you have to put the laundry in the dryer away

lmao

my mother walked in on me and my sister making out while Wizard of Oz was on

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When she joined in did she start making out with you or your sister first?

JANNY ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK JANNY

She got my dad and they beat us both with belts

I spend more time reporting off-topic threads than i do posting in on-topic threads since there's hardly any good threads anymore
>inb4 he does it for free
I only post here while at work (like right now) to pass the time

same. reporting is a fine pastime while bored at work

>he doesn't get banned everyday
C'mon lad.I hope you don't serve bans in the future make me proud.

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Does anything ever get deleted?

>I haven't played nothing but minecraft for the better part of a year now.

After they added the need to choose the rule they broke I just stopped reporting. With that + captcha I just don't care to anymore

blatant trolling or nsfw threads get deleted almost immediately half the time. the rest of the time it can take hours for someone to get on it
politics threads are the funniest. they get deleted even if they are arguably on-topic depending on wether the /pol/tard mod is on or the lefty one.
this is makes half the board believe the mods are /pol/incels and the other that they are trannies.

Are you me?

>used to have long-ass "deep" and controversial philosophical or just weird conversations here
>now barely earn a (you)/week at best which doesnt even lead to any actual discussion
>have noone else to discus this shit with IRL
>getting progressively lonelier/sadder
what happens when even Yea Forums becomes meaningless? im in limbo for more than a year and a half now

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Sometimes when I feel like I’ve been spending too much time here, I’ll post something, usually big titty fakes of celebrities, and then report myself from my phone just to get a three day break.

I've looked at movies and TV episodes sometimes just because hot guys get naked in them.

unironically go to reddit

i browse /trash/ unironically.

I am Marcus.

>moving from 12 years of anonymous posting to fucking circlejerkddit
how would that help?

based and chuckplilled

We know

I FUCK BOYS
IN THE ARSE

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We either hate each other, or we love each other too much.

I think John Wick is extremely cringeworthy, it plays to me like that super edgy "badass" character a teen would create.

I lied to some pedo guy saying I'm a 13yo lil girl and used some pics from my cousin so he'd believe me, and the dumbass bought me a bunch of games on Steam
I don't know if I should feel bad about it or laugh

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I cook my gf garlic-heavy dinners so that she has more pungent braaps in the night.

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i like darren aronofsky

Report him to the police or at least threaten to do so by pretending to ve her dad.

It's okay to think that but trip fags need to go

Offbyone Kenobi
You'll probably enjoy David DeCoteau
I think 'A History of Violence' is a much better way to tell the story of a talented assassin who can't walk away from his former life.

I honestly didn’t find Roma to be very interesting. It was beautifully shot and the acting was there but I just didn’t really give a fuck about the story or characters.

I’m genuinely interested in watching Green Book and will probably enjoy it. Just haven’t gotten around to it yet.

> Imagine taking Yea Forums this seriously

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