Brie Larson is a fugly butch, zero charisma, non-entity with a fivehead, shit-tier body, horrible bolt on tits, negative ass, utterly fucking disgusting Crypt Keeper feet and is a raving Feminazi/SJW cunt.
This looks soo fucking bland and it's not helped by Brie who has all the personality of a dead eyed fuckdoll. Sure, Disney wont let this fail and will bulk buy tickets internationally, which we know they do to boost their stock value, but this is TV level trash with a piece of shit as the lead.
Captain Marvel has never sold more than 20K issues and loses money with every published issue.
Captain Marvel was originally a male hero created when the copyright license for the original Captain Marvel lapsed 40 years ago. The copyright-stealing hero was never successful but Marvel never wanted to relinquish the copyright for jew reasons so they regularly relaunched unsuccessful spinoffs. Then Captain Marvel died of space-cancer (seriously)
One of these spinoffs was "Ms. Marvel" which was an unsuccessful women's lib. Over the next thirty years the two most notable events was getting leech-raped by Rogue from the X-Men who took all her powers and another time getting Bill Cosbied by some cosmic entity named Marcus Immortus who made her give birth to him, then married her in a incest-rape story arc.
Then about ten years ago Marvel executive demanded female superheroes be made so that Marvel can sell IP for female-targeted capeshit movies and Ms Marvel for all her getting raped and shittiness was one of the few that Marvel had. She became a bunch of beta male writers' idea of a forceful and commanding female which is to say a retarded, loud and authoritarian bitch who did stupid shit and demanded everyone obey her. Noone like this shit or bought any of her books but they continued to be published.
There is a difference between someone not being overtly sexualized, ie boobs hanging out and underwear for pants, and someone with an objectively shit body that has almost nothing going for it due to no real care or training undertaken with proven fungal infections who is also filled with a vapid idiot of a personality with few redeeming qualities if any. Whose sole personality trait seems to be; "So what if I don't look after myself?, I am 'empowering' to bland unattractive woman because we say so, yet I am surprised no one but desperate greasy guys want to fuck me!?"
Arnold Schwarzenegger was supposed to be emotionless as the terminator but in terminator 2 started smiling and throwing out funny one liners specifically to show he was learning to be less of a robot - while playing one.
Captain Marvel on the other hand comes across as an unhappy, hateful, depressing person to be around, who is using her godly powers out of spite. There are practically no redeeming qualities to the actress and by extension the character she is playing as a result. Brie Larson has absolutely no femininity or grace while espousing forced grandeur and feigned superiority while looking like a world class unmitigated cunt!!!FACT!!!
The worst thing is that they've decided to taint Endgame by shoving this bitch into what is suppose to be the original Avengers swan song.
It's Rey 2.0. They manufacture some character and scream at the audience that "SHE'S THE NEW FACE OF THE MCU/STARWARS/DOCTORWHO etc...!!!" and are already setting up the narrative (ala Ghostbusters 2016) that if you don't pay to see this movie you're a "FUCKING WHITE MALE SEXIST INCEL MANBABY BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!!!". Of course Marvel wants you to forget that the first female Captain Marvel was a black woman named Monica Rambeau, which makes the MCU rendition of the character a subtle case of white-washing.
It would have been better if they made this movie, released it at the end of the year and, if it's a hit, make her a part of Avengers 5. But NOOOOOOOOOO, the Mouse just had to fuck up ten years of MCU build up with this fucking bullshit and I can't believe Kevin Feige would agree to this because it smacks of political fuckery. As if Disney was pissed that Wonder Woman beat them to the punch of having a big female led superhero movie, so they've probably threatened to #MeToo Feige if he didn't shovel out some shit and piggyback her off more popular characters.
Infinity War was the end of the MCU for me and I have no intention of seeing either Captain Fungi or even Endgame for that matter because of this roastie slag.
They took all of the franchises that all the rejects and retards that got poked fun at in school took to escape from their shitty lives, they took all of them, they ruined them and the worst part is they don't even care about the franchises themselves, they just want to be "inclusive" and make it about them!!!FACT!!!
Finally, do you see men lobbying for someone like DJ Qualls to be a comic book movie superhero? No and it's because we want to see strong virile men who we can admire and aspire to be ala Arnold and Sly.
Women can't fucking stand seeing other women who are more beautiful than they are because they're all pitilessly narcissistic. So Hollywood now casts fuggo roastie cum dumpsters who are more "relatable" because a bunch of cat lady shut-ins squawk on their Twitter feed.
Know why Aquaman was successful? It had likeable and good looking actors in what was, to be honest, a pedestrian story. Captain Marvel just needed to be an attractive chick fighting aliens and I would have went for it.
But these fucking lunatics are trying to make a fucking popcorn comic book movie into some sort of political statement. Fuck right off with that and fuck you for supporting it. Go dilate your axe wound, faggot!!!FACT!!!
>be me >be incel >be unable to get laid >hate women for my own shortcomings and refusal to do what it takes to be with a woman >decide to shift blame >accuse women of my own shortcomings >since I must save face, I must convince myself that all women are whores, otherwise my hatred would be unfair (which it actually is but I must repress that) >confirmation bias helps me see women as solely evil, stupid, slutty, whore-like >that's how I save face >it doesn't get me any love, though >I condemn myself to eternal hell by raping logic, truth, beauty, and good >I get exactly what I deserve >I am a piece of shit and I should burn
AHHHHHH CAPESHIT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE NOT ONE MORE SECOND OF THIS YOU BETTER FUCKING STOP OR I'M GONNA SAY IT, YEP IF YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT CAPESHIT I WILL SAY THE FUCKING N WORD. STOP WATCHING CAPESHIT. STOP TALKING ABOUT CAPESHIT. STOP PLAYING WITH CAPESHIT TOYS. DELETE FUCKING CATSHIT OR ELSE
Connor Lopez
ABSOLUTELY AND UNIRONICALLY BASED AND REDPILLED FUCK MOUSE KEK SHILLS AND FUCK NIGGERS
Cooper Powell
I'm married while you'll be forever alone.
That reminds me. I don't see this board shitting on Alita for being a female lead, yet all the roasties and their white knight numale closet faggot beta orbiters on this board are getting pissy about Yea Forums laying into Brie and calling them incels as usual. But you have no use for a movie about a cyborg girl who falls in love with a boy based on some weeb manga. Same way you ignored Aquaman despite it having a pro-environmentalism message and interracial relationships, because Arthur wasn't black.
If you're a woman, everything you do is because you hate your daddy for not buying you a pony. Truth hurts, doesn't it roastie whore?!? Better work on that personality because once you hit 30 Chad will get tired of your shit and start shopping for a younger model. This is why you'll die alone, unloved and overdose on Haagen-Dazs and cake frosting while your bloated corpse will be devoured by your 100 cats which will provide them with sustenance and nourishment thus making yourself useful for the first time in your worthless existence.
If you're biologically male, you're a self loathing closet faggot numale SJW lapdog who virtue signals in order to either impress women who wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire or you secretly crave nigger cock and hate your Father which is why you constantly suck up to blacks and cry about the "EVIL WHITE MALE PATRIARCHY"!!!FACT!!!
>imagine typing all this out >imagine being this assblasted about capeshit >image being CringeyTripFag posting another autistic thread
Logan Johnson
Oh and let me explain why Cheese Noass has an Oscar. That shit is soo fucking politicized that all you need to do is make a movie that sucks up to women, niggers or fags and you'll win. Larson won because she played a woman imprisoned and abused by an EVIL WHITE MALE. The Shape of Water won Best Picture because it was about a degenerate whore who fucks a fish while her friends are a fat black woman and a gay man while the "villain" is a straight white male and the movie takes place in the 1950's which is vilified by Feminazi's and SJW faggot for being oh-so-oppressive because you couldn't act like wild animals and fuck up civilization as you have been doing for the last several decades. Moonlight won because it was about Gayniggers who were, sadly, not from outer space.
You're a failure as a human being on every level!!!FACT!!!
Kevin Jackson
Which one do you prefer? I'm sorry but there's no black ones in stock to keep you mutilated genitals from closing up!!!FACT!!!
The only I agree with you about is her feet are gross. Why don’t you just ignore the film like me you ass blasted autist. Instead of typing this shit no one is going to read.
John Martin
>Based incel slayer
Is civilization better than it was 50 years ago? No and it's because people like you have brought it to ruin!!!FACT!!!
Aaron Reyes
>Brie Larson is a fugly butch, zero charisma, non-entity with a fivehead, shit-tier body, horrible bolt on tits, negative ass, utterly fucking disgusting Crypt Keeper feet and is a raving Feminazi/SJW cunt. >This looks soo fucking bland and it's not helped by Brie who has all the personality of a dead eyed fuckdoll. Sure, Disney wont let this fail and will bulk buy tickets internationally, which we know they do to boost their stock value, but this is TV level trash with a piece of shit as the lead. >It might not fail but I hope it does!!!FACT!!! put me in the screencap, buzzfeed jew
Landon Perry
>The only I agree with you about is her feet are gross. Why don’t you just ignore the film like me you ass blasted autist. Instead of typing this shit no one is going to read.
tl;dr you are a pathetic, reprehensible incel who will never even hold hands or kiss a girl, let alone have sex with one
you can take your sexist misogynistic essay and fuck right off
Aaron Cooper
is it worth financially supporting captain marvel by buying her action figure if i hot glue it and send the picture to brie?
Asher Mitchell
CreepyThinMan's been posting about Captain Marvel for weeks now. I still can't tell if he's doing it ironically or not.
Alexander Williams
>is it worth financially supporting captain marvel by buying her action figure if i hot glue it and send the picture to brie?
I don't think that would be a wise investment!!!FACT!!!
Blake Green
yikes and cringepilled
Jayden Gonzalez
I can smell a burning Arby's!!!FACT!!!
Levi Nguyen
Based and !!!FACT!!!pilled
William Martin
Reading around, it seems that Disney's setting up the Black Panther/Ghostbusters narratives if this movie goes either way.
If the Mouse buys enough tickets to make it look like a hit, we'll be seeing articles along the likes of "HA, THE AGE OF WHITE MEN IS OVER!!!" but on the off chance it tanks, unlikely as tat may be but Solo makes me think it might, the articles will scream "SEXIST INCEL MANBABY WHITE FUCKING MALES DIDN'T HAND OVER THEIR MONEY TO A MOVIE THAT THE STAR SAID WASN'T FOR THEM AND SHE HATES THEM!!!"
I can't wait for opening weekend. The shitstorm here will be glorious either way!!!FACT!!!
And if it makes bank, but not enough to be considered a hit?
Adrian Miller
The thing that's kinda disturbing about all this is the amount of censorship and Goebbels like propaganda we're seeing on the net from the Mouse. RottenTomatoes is altering sections of their website to stifle negativity towards Captain Marvel. The website Bluray.com has locked their Captain Marvel thread while their faggot mods ban anyone who says anything bad about the movie. The amount of shilling is mindblowing but then it's understandable when you consider they fucked up by hiring this bitch and trying to force the public to like this shit character while they've fucked themselves by preemptively declaring that she going to be the new face of the MCU for the nest ten years.
It'll be interesting to see how this pans out in a few years and if Di$ney would be willing to kill CM off if she's a failure or just continue doubling down in fear of the backlash?!?FACT!!!
Tyler Baker
>And if it makes bank, but not enough to be considered a hit?
Was thinking about that. All they could do is kill her off in Avengers 5 because I don't see them making a sequel if that happens. Well see!!!FACT!!!
Jacob Foster
>woman exists >she's not "sexy enough" >anons: REEEEEEEEEE Have any of you ever gone a single day without being triggered by stupid shit?
Andrew Stewart
I don't think they'd kill her off. It would be to much of an admission of failure.
I could see them trying a sequel, but giving it the Ragnarok treatment, by getting a new director to come in and completely change style.
Juan Young
This is some Russian shit.
Bentley Perry
This isn't a kitchen sink drama and, FYI, I love Olivia Colman and was happy she won an Oscar. So looks aren't everything. But this is a COMIC BOOK FANTASY and I don't want fucking ugly people in them like those puke faced fucks in NuWars. Why do you think Aquaman was a hit? Besides being a good popcorn flick, women want to fuck Momoa and men want to fuck Heard. But WB and DC didn't try to outright guilt people into seeing it and making them feel bad for not doing so. That shit's insidious and it's funny that the left, who traditionally rails against big corporations, doesn't mind sucking ones cock if it lines up with their political agenda!!!FACT!!!
Ethan Morgan
This is the guy that posted thousands of fake memes in 2016.
Chase Sanders
reddit is losing its shit itt, keep going based !!!FACT!!! man
Xavier Powell
Can someone post the webm of that Slav beating the tar out of his gf Brie style?
Ian Reed
>Captain Marvel doesn't need to prove a darn thing!
