What is some commercial kino?

>every 5,000 kilometers
imagine getting cucked this hard by industry jews that you change your oil more than eight times in the lifespan of a car, let alone fucking paying some borderline homeless faggot who will get inside your car and break/steal some shit to do it.
Did a fucking woman write this commercial?

KEKED

gtfo flipfag

They're flips, which are the niggers of Asia.

LMAO never saw that coming

If flips are niggers of asia, then what are the indians?

Filicucks

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I just visited Jollibee in Chicago. Good shit.

>then what are the indians
Indians are just white people with nigger admixture. This is extremely evident when one compares southern Indians to northern Indians who have a much fairer complexion.

Also, Indonesians are the Indians of Asia. They're more sandnigger than Asian with IQs to match.

try out their peach mango pie, they are the business.

For me, it's the McChicken.

friendly reminder that filipinos aren't people and it's not racist to exterminate every last one of them

the ritz feet one

>dat ending

kino

I change mine every 5,000 but I do it myself and I use royal purple racing.
My car has been driven 150,000 and I haven't had a single engine code/problem.

I have had to replace the transmission tho.

>what are the indians
they are just poo

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Why would you post this

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youtube.com/watch?v=EJ7pGMfVNVg
I fapped to it a couple of times.

youtube.com/watch?v=0Gkqzxss8Ss
got milk commercial by michael bay

North Indians look like Jewish people with a tan.

youtube.com/watch?v=eM2m4BhBkKA

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i thought flips were the mexicans of asia; tight family values, good work ethic, statue worshippers

*the average American/yuro by the year 2030

Nah the japs and gooks set the bar too high, so all lesser Asians are basically subhuman in comparison. Besides, if flips are the mexicans of Asia, then who are the niggers of Asia?

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>sleeps with long long man
>doesn't kiss bf until they're married
kino ending

Such a fake, mentally ill country. They're all plastic surgery obsessed, trying to be anything but Korean.

Based
They didn't sleepwith him, she slept with the long gummi. The dude's gay.

even lewder

>age of consent in Philippines
>12
what in the fuck? how is this even legal, asians are embarassing.

Big nose
Big lips
Little eyes
Can there be a worse combination?

It's the age where puberty occurs.
Fuck, tons of teens lose their virginity before 18.

you should see the shit they put on their national TV. it's a nation of mentally ill monkeys with machetes and rifles.

10/10. Fuck Chi-Chan.

that would be the indians

Asia has no niggers, that's the beauty of it.

t. poo

youtube.com/watch?v=7s22HX18wDY

How do the thai do it every single time?

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13+ years later and I still think about this commercial sometimes
youtube.com/watch?v=LU2yt6wOoK0

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>that ending

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>youtube.com/watch?v=MxxKUikZ7YY
>youtube.com/watch?v=qZMX6H6YY1M
My two favorite.

i cri evrytim

honorary based and redpilled

youtu.be/dL3qwZe-sT4
Another

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De
Fucking
Lete
This

I actually tried the Tuna Pie. Sounds disgusting but I loved it

>mexicans
>good work ethic

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youtube.com/watch?v=vip5zivDq8s

the original grammarly girl

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youtube.com/watch?v=JwotxwwYNys

Ok i cried are you happy now

Kino, if I've ever seen it.

>think I understood it
>read one of the comments
>I was completely wrong
I feel so stupid.

Still hasn't been surpassed in over thirty years.

youtube.com/watch?v=5YqXkoRwvwM

The islanders that fit in perfectly on football teams. They're not as bad and cool people, but those dudes do like to fight it seems.

What didn't you understand at first?

>the absolute state of their BB

lmfao beta orbiters BTFO

This was the greatest thing to wake up to as a 4th grader. The song and commercial are kino.

that doesnt even make sense for this video.
stop thinking in memes

Try to top these:
youtube.com/watch?v=mvQh0b2g7pY

youtube.com/watch?v=1qk4eoSKpKI

youtube.com/watch?v=j38-PcuxcSw

These are the greatest ads for any piece of media ive ever seen

>be in New England
>get a kino ad on YouTube for some Kentucky law firm

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record it before its lost to time

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youtube.com/watch?v=jgDoxWt5cZw

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My guy, you have to post the other one where the virgin wins in the long run by methodically stalking his girl and training her to become obsessed with his burgers.

youtube.com/watch?v=ai1AmULzVqY

This guy and DragonBall Z go together like pb and j.

Hotel?

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>Getting married
>Attending you ex's marriage
top cukc either way

youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

you just know

We should relaunch this ad for when we leave Europe.
youtu.be/odCBml5TuNI

>tfw you don't have a wholesome sister who wants you as her christmas present
WHY DO I EVEN GO ON LIVING BROS

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What a disgusting heeb

lmfao youtu.be/j_LUKFsIpvk

>mexican
>flips
>good work ethics

Based Ray

Israel is the Niger of Asia

>that look of disgust when the girl looks at the solider

youtube.com/watch?v=i58FFYKvj7o

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They really are the mexicans of Asia

This one minute commercial is probably the best thing Bay ever did. Way better than the milk commercial. And not as blow your head off depressing as op's.

Skip the first thirty seconds, just someone rambling about the commercial, but this is HQ.

youtube.com/watch?v=fhbCeEug_8U

>flips
>tight senpai

what the fuck did you not understand?

That’s becauae North Indians *are* white people - at least, they’re from the same Indo-European stock that defined the cultural and religious habits of the continent, so much so that Hinduism could be considered the last living example of polytheism from the same bloodline as Norse, Baltic and Hellenic faiths.

How do deaf man hear suicide attempt?

i wanna lick that midriff

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lol reminds me of the video for TVXQ's Japanese song:

youtu.be/XcAr48e2x68

jesus h christ, do they have to be so on-the-nose with those fucking giraffes?

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Seconded

Those bare soles at the end gave me a interracial cuck fetish

>TVXQ

based and k-pilled

FUCK CHI-CHAN AND FUCK GUMMIES

youtube.com/watch?v=gmOTpIVxji8

kino of kinos

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youtube.com/watch?v=Few8kJ0zfnY

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Bump

youtube.com/watch?v=_Kmh4BbJPz8

best commercial of all time imo

i hate geico so much

youtube.com/watch?v=LNL6t-Eu-IY
o sweet child of mine

fuck you India are the Indians of Asia. Ask every other people from SEA countries and they will have the same answer : Poojeet is the worst race in Asia

and some actual good anti speeding ads
youtube.com/watch?v=KdOnF2v0mXM
youtube.com/watch?v=H5EyOnccJLg

CHI-CHAN BTFO

god bless dancing 6flags man

youtube.com/watch?v=B02DGmkqDDU

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Inaccurate because husband is not white.

youtu.be/WYS5NtRXlZQ?list=LLLjGQ4aTIjZUl0whZiInPEQ

youtube.com/watch?v=xe1p97YgoU4

Why isn't gapfu mine :(

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classic

It's weird that no one ever talks about Cindy even though she was bigger than Pamela Anderson in her day. She got memory holed by almost everyone.

The grapist of course

youtube.com/watch?v=xGB9WbCv__s

The original "begone thot"

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One of my favorites coming through:
youtube.com/watch?v=GAi43ChbG88

this is so good

youtube.com/watch?v=ifZXp2geVKI
funny seeing samsung pathetically trying to copy it recently

is that top one real? wtf?? what county would make this?

youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs

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It literally fucking says in the very start

she kinda dropped of the face of the earth after that fair game movie. But I will always remember her

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Uhhh why are they the same subspecies?

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youtube.com/watch?v=tRM_9aNw8O8

:21

i masturbate to this ad every once in a while.

in all fairness, it was a reaction to the bottom one, which was in poor taste

well no wonder italy are becoming nazis if they had to deal with this kind of racism against the home population

if it was a reaction to the bottom one the guy should have been asian not white/italian. wtf? how is it a reaction otherwise?

>[actual rap music playing]

Kek

Cheap labor doesn't mean good work/ethic

Jollibee's is Filipino fast food, like KFC with rice. the thing to notice in the advert is how they are using the whitest, most Spanish-bred filipino looking people possible. i'm sure somewhere there is a undergrad student writing about how white-ish privilege is used to sell deep fried chicken in a country where no one is white, and getting 5 Das Rite stars from her lesbian professor.

Israel is the nigger of the world

im gonna die alone

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this and notice how ugly the white guy is made to look in the italian ad? compare that to the normal looking guys in the other ad

a lot of those real men of genius commercials were gold.

>no one knows the guts it takes to ride the subway to work dressed as a foppish dandy from the 18th century

why would you make a commercial so harrowing
how the fuck does that sell your product
i thought they were going to make a joke about it really being jollibees he loved
wasn't expecting it just to be depressing
christ

youtube.com/watch?v=GY6uJlI-t14

absolute kino

youtube.com/watch?v=tauYnVE6ykU

The last great Aussie ad

made this post before i even finished watching

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How this hasn't got posted yet?
youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

wonder how mk11's will be like

Yeah that's gonna be a yikes and delete this right now from me.

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I think she was a semi-normal human being who didn't need the validation of fame once her time was up. Hence her not trying to inject herself into the limelight.

Dude needs to move on mentally and emotionally. Fuck her for rejecting you and go do your thing.

why am I laughing so hard at this stupid advert

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based Cindy
>tfw you never had a daughter with her

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here's a professional tip
you usually fail in life, but if you keep trying you definitely succeed eventually

also if you believe depressing, sick fantasies like this dumb commercial, they have a chance of coming true, so make the choice to not believe in them

the power remains in your own hands, thats very good news

Would be more kino and honest if the long long man was western.

not at all. we should all stop living in the gutter when it comes to racial attacks on eachother, and im saying that as a pollack not in the sjw way

youtube.com/watch?v=Mrhuaj540Aw

Too bad she didn't inherit her mothers good looks.

fucking kino ending when the vs morphs

Only white people think like you.

As a part of this race, I agree with this.

Not sure if this commercial has been posted yet.

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MOMMY

Ads are supposed to sell shit, not tell me a story or give me life lessons. Everytime I see some commercial trying to be extra emotional I switch immediately.
>Tell me why your product is good
>Tell me why I should buy it
>Make me laugh
That's all a commercial should aim to do. Fuck your cringe emotional blackmail bullshit.

>watching commercials for the product

Literal brainlet.

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us and the japs

one of my biggest boners was for this filipino coworker who was four feet tall and had huge tits.

Look in the mirror my dude.

>no sound
just link a youtube video you dip

Why are Thais masters at emotional manipulation?

youtube.com/watch?v=BTJH3CP23DI

youtube.com/watch?v=0dtca6ENbww

youtube.com/watch?v=3bdm4NBYxII

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youtube.com/watch?v=wRF8m9NeOyQ

FUCKING CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

The one with the struggling father always gets me

Why are some of these advert so long? Surely 30 seconds is long enough!

based longman

absolute kino, why can't america make commercial epics like this

Just here for the impressively large dogs

KYS BETA WHITE FAG

>watching commercials

Absolute zero brain

The western version of this would be a black guy and a white couple

youtube.com/watch?v=h-8PBx7isoM

I haven't seen a better commercial ever.

youtube.com/watch?v=mbNxOQEkbTI

>What is some commercial kino?

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What are they trying to sell here?

BRAAAAAAAAP

The end of civilization.

Your dignity

emancipation

based ad trying to teach men to stop being subhuman betas

Ok that was BASED

no, theyre the mexicans of asia, the niggers are ther hmongs(seriously, look up the stats in California), the Japs are the Brits, SK=Germany, China=US

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>I think she was a semi-normal human being
Yeah I vaguely remember hearing an interview with her about some charity she was doing a few years ago. It was on NPR and she was politely but constantly responding to faggy leftoid bait with normal person answers.

Based LONG LONG MAN BTFO'ing these roasties.

IMAGINE

HOLY FUGG.

>N.E.S.T.L.E.S.

lmao

Serious question; Is that Trey Parker doing the Long Looong Man part in English?

lmao, based long long man

is that background supposed to be a bad Honeymooners' set?

Based an Hammerpilled

uighyrs and rohingyas are the niggers of asia

>youtube.com/watch?v=_uUCclRB1fQ
no consome panchi

Proof that Ogilvy still lives right here

Watched till the end on the edge of my seat
10/10

You have no idea how much mileage that webm is gonna get, op.

What a TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST!

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I really want a burger now.

That song will be in my head all day long, now.
Totally remember that one...

Gonna be another scorcher

Cuckino

youtube.com/watch?v=ip6qxH21YAI

And chinese are the rednecks of asia

That first segment where she fucks Chad lmaooo

No, Chinese are niggers of Asia 100%.

Every other Asian ethnicity agrees

>Koreans
>Superior Asian
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

underrated. the narrator's voice is the cherry on top.

ROASTIE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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fuck man, I'm old

>he saw the first 30 seconds and posted

Fuck is this

The asian one was a reaction to the italian one you lying piece of shit

Cut it. Print it. Meme it.

incredible

its because she's like 60 and still hot as fuck and none of these women want to be reminded that that's possible if they don't thot and booze and drug

This is basically Morning Rescue for zoomers.

DELET THIS
>What is some commercial kino?
youtu.be/eGZNocni6zE
youtu.be/H7yZdOl_e_c

Imagine putting your clothes in and them getting dirtier, at least the chinese one makes sense

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Why do celebs in shit tier countries look so incredibly different from the general population?
Is it even possible to become an actor/musician in India or SEA if you're not a foreign-bred model?

Holy fuck, man. That one about the father made my cry. I haven't done it in a while. Feels good.

This is even better if you consider the state of politics when it was released

No way fag

Cheeseburgers

lmao gay af

>kentucky justice
>blasts off

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Let's not forget the sequel
youtube.com/watch?v=-Jgn6Nboqb4

I want to try Jollibee just for the novelty

also if a woman ordered the same thing I did at a fast food place I would question why she eats like a fat alcoholic

youtube.com/watch?v=ZTrC86mmPaw

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that twist ending. kino. i thought people said japanese humor was terrible.

>Fuck men.
ME FIRST

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I don't even know what they are selling, go fuck yourself.

Also, Jesus, what the fuck is this ending? Fuck this gay shit and cut my life into pieces.

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don't TAKE that small check

Holy shit! THICCCCCCC

gross what are you gonna do stick it in the pooper and blow out your o-ring so you have a colostomy bag
gross

the clothes are doing a lot of the work there
I want to see how she looks without it
I want to see how that belly shakes

no, you're the guy a girl might settle with later when she's done fucking every type of dream guy she wants to experiment with

beggars can't be choosers
you get leftovers or you don't eat at all

>that ending.

KINO

based cuck

>the ending
OK, this was based and redpilled. Unironically.

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youtube.com/watch?v=V_pQZFzAatg

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at least I'm not lying to myself kohai

why are thais so based and compassionate but chinks are literally subhuman devils? are thais some lost and inbred aryan tribe or some shit?

they reach out in response to the fact that every other kind of asian hates them

>cuckoldry AND faggotry

I see Japan is not unaffected by glorious 'murican media

the difference is it's presented as a joke
in america that commercial would end with a serious tone and a cut to black with #BRAVE

youtube.com/watch?v=6bnanI9jXps
the only thing that can come close is jones bbq and foot massage

why? given the absolute poverty that theyve been living in they seem to be conducting themselves on a moral level far above their peers. i mean like in terms of crime and such as well. they seem lightyears above niggers and spics.

maybe its because their society is religious or some shit

I would smash backpack girl

I don't fully understand it either user, but I dated a Vietnamese girl for a while and she taught me all about how every single kind of asian hates every single other kind of asian.

Southeast ones are on the bottom of that totem pole and for whatever reason Thais are really far down it.

youtube.com/watch?v=zvnvN2F1Rm4

>safelite

I think it would have been sadder if they'd ended up together. At least this I can relate to on some level.

youtu.be/LNL6t-Eu-IY

youtube.com/watch?v=0kj7lEPaFjw

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Hahaha yeah very funny OP
pls delet

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with incels interlinked

Magic Bullet? More like Magic Kino
youtube.com/watch?v=w6KNpmRNyJM

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youtu.be/yf2rWu1omAE

IT'S LITERALLY JUST A BLENDER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Daily reminder that Berman fucked Hazel

Hahaha I met this dude at a Law school thing and he was a genuinely good dude.

WHAT KIND OF AD IS THIS?

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Perfectly normal brother/sister talk
youtube.com/watch?v=uMwFWDIFVCU

youtube.com/watch?v=H46ASnmqQUs

That commercial got everyone saying that the day after.

LOOOONG LOOOONG MAAAN

what's the matter, you don't go around smiling at random women at fast food lines and betting married?

what are you some kind of autismo
I got married 3 times last week

This isn't funny. Why am I laughing

this is fucking corny

youtube.com/watch?v=1oAPWCfXXpg

Yikes! What a cuckold.

I don't get the comments on the youtube video. All le ebin memes aside, it's a pretty well-made commercial, and it hits that soft spot right in the center of your chest.

chtěla víc nedostala nic

There is sequel youtu.be/q-Nw5e6923A

True, it's the world we live in now. So either put up with it or go home. it's sad but unironical truth.

This can't be real.

It sucks but that's just how it is
Nobody who says shit like "she has to be 25 and pure no partners before me" is a real person
they are just memeing

Spotted the cuck

Thanks, user. I can tell that narrator is Rick Gomez who played Zack in Crisis Core. Learn something new every day.

I can't believe I watched the whole thing. This was actually good (and I never cared for le quirky Japanese ads)

PURE KINOGRAPHY

This shit is just manipulative. It almost made me feel bad for roastie.

was in tears near the ending
truly an emotional masterpiece

coke commercials pre-2008 are usually pretty kino

youtube.com/watch?v=eVPtTY04Gn0

youtube.com/watch?v=1VM2eLhvsSM

this was probably peak commerckino for me
everytime

youtube.com/watch?v=FDbWdToi75Q

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where do I get a tux like that

>older relative tells you that they heard the old man is actually a woman in makeup and then you smugly spread the knowledge around the lunch table like you're the big dick nigga that cured cancer

Breadkino
youtube.com/watch?v=S4tFzuFGUOI

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uh
a store
go to buy a suit and ask them to fit it for you?

>hover over webm
>1:60
am i the only one triggered by this?

Fucking cucked nips being fags because of the west

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youtube.com/watch?v=pwHPhDx2oGI

not halal / 10

youtu.be/r6drdI_RBt8

Unironically what is this commercial about? The burger place? and how in the world did someone think this was a good idea, is this something cultural I don't know about, are Filipinos into cucking, I have so many questions.

based desu

Wow Jollibee marketing is in Yea Forums too?

you niggas aren't trying hard enough tbqh.

youtube.com/watch?v=9rbeAGdYk_0

one disturbing workplace safety commercial coming right up

youtube.com/watch?v=wq4Y935KlIk&list=PLkqX_y6lz4vIVoMYVUC_CK-ksnkT15IRN&index=1

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