Jazz General - Eating in Cars with Boys Edition

>Jazz Takes Amir To The Next Level
youtube.com/watch?v=JJQ247Lj_Jg
>Amir Discusses The Bonus Situation
youtube.com/watch?v=-7qOg6jsmuc
>Jazz is a Mermaid Warrior Princess
youtube.com/watch?v=YvgjDYaVN38
>Quick Guide To Transitioning
youtube.com/watch?v=u4U-HQM7UY4
>No Eulogies For Jazz
youtube.com/watch?v=KqdyLQAk3eo
>Offensive Billboard Removed
youtube.com/watch?v=2G4IhPncF3w
>Jazz is Sauronpilled
youtube.com/watch?v=LtkrhL8eJXQ
>A New Way To Be Mad
theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2000/12/a-new-way-to-be-mad/304671/

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Other urls found in this thread:

bitchute.com/video/Iv8J2Ljo4dBD/
reddit.com/r/transpassing/
youtube.com/watch?v=hiqqxoCT_p0
teenvogue.com/story/jazz-jennings-breast-surgery-i-am-jazz
vocaroo.com/i/s16QlnrPtFkK
youtu.be/tnQZJz1maEA
youtu.be/0c4_b5PHWg8
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S._Bear_Bergman
forward.com/opinion/412456/the-anti-trans-nuremberg-laws-are-upon-us/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bergman
youtube.com/watch?v=-pxxBQm114k
youtube.com/watch?v=mYpvamUfpis
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

inb4 derailed by discord trannies

based op

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I'm no hero. The thread was about to archive and somebody had to step up.

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You know Ari would not normally be more than a 6/10, but it like this whole tranny thing is starting to make her look like an 8/10.

>would you fuck me?
>i'd fuck me

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

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>Read Lenin

Lenin would have you shot

EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

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>Trans woman, she/her. Queer. ML. World's foreleast expert on trans representation in film. I retweet cats.

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Based Lenin

What is this boards obsession with shemales and box office movies?

>i'm raising money to support the workers voice newspaper, a paper i help write and edit! it's a newspaper for workers, by workers, which addresses all the stuff that the mainstream media doesn't. help me out?

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you are doing gods work lad

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August Derleth once wrote a piece about H. P. Lovecraft. In the piece, he coined a new term: "Lovecraftian". Derleth described a Lovecraftian tone as "the indescribably horrific existing in a kind of refutation of the humanely rational." He described a husband beating his 1930s housewife to death because he was possessed by the Great Race of Yith in their astral wanderings. "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn," he'd say as he's clobbering her to death. This, he said, would qualify as almost perfectly Lovecraftian.

I fear "I Am Jazz" enters into Lovecraftian territory. The .webm to the left shows a simple domestic scene. The women look like average Anglo-Saxon mothers. They're relaxing on the chesterfield. One fancies they might be discussing the superiority of foregone British custom when we cut to them. But it slowly dawns on us in mounting reels of dread that in the parlour, with spectral expressions on their haggish, twisted faces, they're talking about the woman's frail son's descent into ancestral madness.

Despite the odious implication and the producers' forlorn hope to desperately conceal this unspeakable horror, the average person is driven through gales of feverish delirium. Nevertheless, the viewer is entranced. We're drawn further into the cyclopean edifice of this ruinous domain. The ethereal arabesque abhorrence of the abominable blasphemy they're uttering, the cantillate quality with which they're coldly reciting the long dead words, it summons this starry malevolence that almost unnameably couples with the viewer's basic sense of what is euclidean.

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By Allah!

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Stop posting these shoops of Skylar

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>taken directly from his own uploaded video
>shopped
tranny lover go

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>Imitates fellatio with a fork
>Rubs his shrek feet on your knee
What was going through his mind in this situation

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OK let’s get one thing straight, bub. This ain’t about the heebs and this ain’t about little boys who shoulda been born little girls or little girls who shoulda been born little boys. This is about slicing off your fucking Weiner and making a ludicrous meat castle out of your donated skin slabs. I mean, WOULDN'T YOU? We’re cutting your kind out of the equation, bub. Welcome to THE NEW FLESH.

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>As you look at the screen, it is possible to believe you are gazing into eternity.

>You see the things that were inside you. This is the womb, the original site of the imagination.

>You do not move your eyes from the screen. You have become invisible.

>The images captivate you, but still you drift off. You can still see every detail clearly, but can’t grasp the meaning.

>Whatever shift in your spiritual life occurs, fragments such as these surface.

>You won’t be distracted, either by the reflection of yourself, or by the last glimpse of the things now being lost forever.

>As you look at the screen, it is possible to believe you are gazing into eternity.

>For a moment it all interlocks, but then a new pattern of order-disorder emerges in front of you.

>Always the one before the last.

>You are again in a dream, walking endlessly… And you can’t find your way out of the maze you are convinced it’s been created solely for you.

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What, precisely, did he mean by this?

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>I finna be president some day.

>"Dad, why does it hurt so much? Am I a real girl now dad?"
From his room he could hear the heavy sobbing, broken by the occasional oddly masculine scream. It must be 8am, time for the first round of dilation. After a few minutes of staring at the ceiling he rolled over to look at the bedside table. He'd need to get his prescription filled today, he was all out. The bedroom door did nothing to dampen the sound of his...daughter's whimpering sobs.
He was still haunted by the conversation they'd had when Jazz was still coming around from the anaesthetic.
>"Dad? Where am I?"
"There's my girl! You're in the hospital Jazz, they've just finished your confirmation surgey. You've got a bottom half like a woman now."
He remembered the confused look on his child's eyes melting into panic.
>"W-what? You mean, boy? R-right d-dad?"
A nurse later reassured him that the anaesthetic sometimes had this effect on patients, but they'd up Jazz's antipsychotics just in case.
He reached over for the paper waste basket at his bedside and vomited into it, again

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>yuck!

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>ywn cum balls deep in Ari

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based

>It's transphobic for a straight man to not want to have sex and/or date another man
If they just stuck to bisexual men they'd never have issues. But that hurts their pride, because they need to trick straight men into thinking they're women to get off.

>ywn have 8 children with Ari
It hurts

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STREAMER user HERE

There's gonna be a new episode tomorrow. Same deal as last week, I'll start a stream at about 10:30pm EST and will play the new episode once a torrent is available. Jazz vids and old episodes in the meantime. Let other anons know if they ask. Links and updated info in the Jazz threads tomorrow.

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Holy fuck what is in that Dad’s head?
THE TERATOMA IS IN HIS HEAD!

>that’s when it becomes clear that you’re fucking the wound where your sons cock used to be. The teratoma in your brain made you do this, like the rapist father in David Lynch’s Twin Peaks giving up the garmonbozia.

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basedbasedbasedbasedbased

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This unironically, why do trannies always LARP as Marxist-Lenninists? The Soviets shot gays, shot Jews, shot pollacks, and would have shot trannies if they had really existed then. Despite what these people believe the USSR was not at all tolerant of degenerate behavior

um excuse me sweaty but that wasn't real leninism

How do most of these transexuals have better facial hair then me?
I got the elven youth look

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What is the point of all this? Subversion. How does it work?

>Look Inconspicuous: Hide your distinctive qualities. Everyone has at least one trait in their posts that sets them apart from the rest of the crowd. A particularly distinctive phrase, spelling, photo or filename will all attract attention for the fact that they make you unique. Recognize these aspects of your posts and find ways of covering them up from view.

>For instance, if you have a favorite image or meme, keeping edits will make it seem like more people are posting it.
>If you have a favorite word or phrase, use new ones that mean the same thing to cover your tracks.
>If you have a distinctive spelling in general, such as European English speakers, consider writing like a US user.

The goal is to normalize transgenderism and the bizarre and horrifying things being done to people and children through humour, mockery and desensitization.

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wtf discord trannies are based tranny lynchers now?

oh onono nonononono

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You think jazz would suck dick?

Um, Jazz, before we dock, I think we ought to discuss the bonus situation.

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how long until he cuts off his dick

I love this pic because every time I look at it I notice something new

How does /fit/ feel about this?

Maybe if you go down on her first

Why not

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Nah he's selfish, I'm not even sure there's pleasure receptors in the shit filled frankengina maybe the only way he'll orgasm is through prostate

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What is the point of all this? Subversion. How does it work?

>Normalization: Jokes and jests, no matter how abrasive, work to normalize not only transgendered individuals but also famous trans people. Jokes, pictures and memes will drive acceptance. Grin and bear it for a better tomorrow and rejoice in knowing more than a few incels in these threads have already started masturbating to our beautiful Jazz.

REMEMBER:
Forum Sliding
Consensus Cracking
Topic Dilution
Anger Trolling
Gaining Control
Information Collection

The goal is to normalize transgenderism and the bizarre and horrifying things being done to people and children through humour, mockery and desensitization.

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MUH-MUH-MUH-MY TERATOMA

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just 2 white dudes eating some burgers.
W H O L E S O M E

It's time you took one for the team, Amir. We're all rooting for you.

This could cure any footfag of their degeneracy

>most of the pollution is caused by 100 companies. If we excecute the owners publicly for their crimes against humanity things will start to change

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why do these jobless cretins always pretend to be "workers" for their communist propaganda?

It should be posted in every footfag thread.

he wont need implants

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Fresh blackpill on Jazz.

bitchute.com/video/Iv8J2Ljo4dBD/

how much are they paying him?

Worm farmer.

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Has anyone deciphred yet if this lad is a paid actor or a deep undercover shill facilitator?

No way this is a random lad that is willing to put with this, maybe get a trap gf but on tv? no fucking way.

Looks like they're about to do a tranny version of those Sonic commercials with the two dudes in a vehicle, and they're going to announce something like, "This weekend ditch the wieners and come for a nice beef patty with our half-off burgers!" and those two defects are doing jokes about burger dilation.

Another discord tranny disinfo agitprop tactic on display here

It's not fair m8. I still grow a worse mustache than a 13 year old muslim girl.

Even worse they are always trust fund babies

kek

>that one nurse wearing the clown hat

We meme'd that into reality.

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>all these people born lucky and squander it by mutilating their genitals and becoming an hero by age 30

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the pic related? Tubular titties?

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reddit.com/r/transpassing/
This place is a gold mine

i want to put my peepee inbetween her sweater richards

Jazzes deformity is the one on the right.

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alright this is pretty funny

>It's a "Ari refuses to have jazz's 4th child so the producers have to get the tranq gun and turkey baster out again" episode
I'm not sure how much more Ari can take of this, I mean the broodsister already threatened suicide 3 times now.

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>he ate it out
Fuck off
Just how drunk was this guy

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What is the point of all this? Subversion. How does it work?

>Dress yourself down: If you want to be inconspicuous, it practically goes without saying that you're not going to want to post anything particularly unique, unless you're trying to hide among contrarians. For most casual shitpost situations, it's a good idea to post like you think a completely average shitposter would. Avoid arguing points of view that are particularly distinct from the general mood of the thread.
>Your posts should ultimately be dictated by the setting. If you are in a hate jerk, for example, dressing others or yourself down will only bring negative attention your way.
>It helps to know what other people will interpret as being "normal".
>Although meme copying is often a good choice for hiding in plain sight, there's sometimes the risk of those original memes become fashionable again.

The goal is to normalize transgenderism and the bizarre and horrifying things being done to people and children through humour, mockery and desensitization.

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Kek

Pic Related. Just remember, if you ever go down on a "trans girl" you are eating shit.

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Kek

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>no employment or studies ongoing
>IQ of 80
>parents divorced
What more do you need to verify his /oneofus/ status. He's in too deep now though, we may have to mount an extraction team to get him out.

dear lord

Lucky he didn't get the shit kicked out of him. If I am ever tricked and the fucking tranny waits till I'm inside to tell me I'm being a faggot I would have broken his fucking jaw

I wonder what happened to cause him to go insane this week?

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based

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Same, Jesus Christ. My facial hair is as thick as a spider web.
What's worse is that I'm violently balding and I won't have the rugged face to pull it off

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faggism was decriminalized under lenin. it was based stalin that reversed it back to illegal

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If you suddenly see nothing wrong with chemically blocking a child's puberty and inverting their genitals into a permanent wound because of an internet forum you were always a faggot, faggot

You ever notice how Ari is not normally that hot, but being next to all the tranny freaks just amplifies the beauty in every little thing about her.

Too bad you can't say the same about your penis.

FUCK I need a Skylar gf my dudes

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This is why normal looking girls hang out with ugly or fat girls. It artificially will make a 5 into an 8 or 9 when you compare them with their surroundings. It's an optical illusion and has always been a thing.

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>We're drawn further into the cyclopean edifice of this ruinous domain. The ethereal arabesque abhorrence of the abominable blasphemy they're uttering, the cantillate quality with which they're coldly reciting the long dead words, it summons this starry malevolence that almost unnameably couples with the viewer's basic sense of what is euclidean.

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hips narrower than the shoulders. You are attracted to the male form. At least you can tell your friends you aren't a bigot fag.

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SO I found out they don't like it when you post this image you should all try

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>110535304

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Stop posting these horrible shoops you nasty person

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I don't believe you

Kek

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Lmao

Who cares?

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>fake news is fine if it supports my position
absolutely jussien

>yfw pedowood is real

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The funny thing about plebbit is that you can make a new account in seconds

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>no employment or studies ongoing
what, how old are him and Jaz?

Always remember when dealing with trannies trying to pass on the internet, tell them it doesn't matter until you see reality-
>Feet
>Hands
>No special lighting or posing
>Shoulder to hip ratios

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>Amir discusses the Bonus Situation

Based

Not a shoop poop-a-doop

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>tfw didn't get a full share

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I'd encouraage you to try. The more the merrier

why is Jazz always under a blanket?

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Paparazzi pictures are fake news? Cool. Tell that to our judicial system that use photos as evidence.

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forgot to quote

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>bergman

Not every time, but just about.

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Those are some damn fine tiddies.

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It's more than that in this case, though. It's looking at something natural in a world of perversion and imitation.

>I'm putting together a team...

jazz wears a blanket a lot, probably front hole relates
at first I thought maybe it was bandages or an icepack she wanted to reasonably conceal
is jazz dilating under those blankets and doing it around people? it fits perfectly with her total lack of filter

They already nuked your post or you're shadowbanned.

makes sense. Stalin wasn’t jewish

Yeah, they're quick but at least I'm irritating them.

I was talking about you knowing that Jazz has tube tit disease

The world will never be free until the last degenerate is hanging from the entrails of the last liberal fag enabler

Him 19 qnd Jazz 17

It was mentioned in the show. You think a show that broadcasts his penis size is afraid to talk about how his tits are fucked up too? Really?

thanks for explaining which one is which, almost had it wrong for a sec

hot shemales and loud movies is where the culture is at right now

youtube.com/watch?v=hiqqxoCT_p0
>2:40-4:40

Imagine Jesting thinking he is a sane doctor offering solutions to a sane patient here.

She’s our protagonist isn’t she? So average and yet so special.

Which asian dictator does he look like again?

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teenvogue.com/story/jazz-jennings-breast-surgery-i-am-jazz

Is about as much time as I am going to spend spoon feeding you on the subject. With as fucked up as everything about Jazz is, no one needs to make stuff up. That is the beauty of these threads. It's all true.

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>Yea Forums falling for bait yet again
Yawn, as if some tranny is going to let her boyfriend take a pic of that

NEVER
EVER

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So which discord tranny are you? BF or VF?

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>woman's penis

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Would 10000% be down to see what that mouf, bewbs and feet do. Neo vag not so much.

what are some kinos with this aesthetic?

>Transgender activist Nikki Joly of Jackson, IL, whose five pets were killed in a 2017 house fire, has been accused of intentionally setting the blaze, according to The Detroit News. Two German Shepherds and three cats died in the two-story blaze that was initially investigated as a hate crime by the FBI and local law enforcement.

>The police report suggests a motive, however; two people who worked with Joly at St. Johns United Church of Christ, where the Jackson Price Center is located, said the trans activist was "frustrated the controversy over gay rights had died down," and that the Jackson Pride Parade and Festival - held five days before the fire, "hadn't received more attention or protests."

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>Be crazy tranny
>Work at a church (That is no church in my book that would allow a faggot or tranny to enter)
>Burns down own house and kills all its 5 of its pets in the process
>Blame evil nazis
>Get caught
>Go to prison
>Prison is like spring break for fags and bull dykes
Who is being punished here?

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Is that the mystery man from Lost Highway?

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holy shit that fucking motIve.
The more I lurk here, the more I start to see the truth. It’s not pretty. It’s pathetic.

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Thread theme.

vocaroo.com/i/s16QlnrPtFkK

>vocaroo.com/i/s16QlnrPtFkK
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

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/I AM BLACKED/
reminder it was skylar who told jazz to go black

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Is this edited or something? Why is Jazz so fucking WIDE?

I push my dildo into my WOOOUND
It`s the only thing that slowly stops the HEEEAL
But is made of all the dick I had to TAAAKE
Jesus it never ends, it stretch it`s way INSIIIDE
If the pain goes on...
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT

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No shit. They are easier to fool. Trannies always go after sub 70 IQ. And that is why Trannies normally end up dead when the dumb niggers finally find out that they have been fucking men.

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A season or two ago Jazz finally grew up and realized what his parents did to him. The whole season he became a depressed bedroom hermit because him mom put him on HRT, Estrogen and Puberty blockers starting at around 4 years old all because a child wanted the parents attention and the parents were crazy and thought a 4 year old could make life altering decisions for itself. Jazz began hiding food in their room away from everyone. Jazz blew up to 300lbs and the surgeons told Jazz he had to lose so much weight before they could safely perform the surgery. It isn't an optical illusion, it's the depressed fat time in the show.

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kek, madman

>In November, the Reform Jewish Movement, led by the Union for Reform Judaism, became the first major religious denomination to adopt a resolution affirming the rights of transgender and gender-nonconforming individuals. Just last month, the Rabbinical Assembly, an international association of Conservative rabbis, approved a similar resolution.

Stay pleb, gentiles.

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aren't reform jews just atheists?

I thought it was the Jews that were all for transgenders because now instead of the blood sacrifice of only the foreskin, now they get the whole shebang?

She's getting whale-like.

I think you read my bait wrong. They are definitely for it.

/pol/ was right
gas the trannies now

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What created the trannies?

No, but very cancerous.

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Atheists who want to retain the tribal nepotism.

satan

the teratoma

shit parents and shit society

is skylar bi or not?

KEK

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Based Weird Al posters karoake nights

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What are we calling this guy? So far, I've seen these suggestions:

HOINK
Pagliepe
Pepliacci
Peplieppe
Popliacci

Thoughts?

....is that real? a eye can form inside someone's body that isn't their eye socket?

Yes. Ari is the only one who seems to have any degree of self-awareness.

>pop x20
>look at dem yum yums
Good stuff.

Fucking hellllllll trans are fucked in the head

why do Jazz threads generate so much good OC

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>racism declines
>homophobua declines
>victim culture experiences a Hate Gap
>fragile ideological cognitive dissonances threatened
>manufacture fake hate crimes to fill the Hate Gap

Before I knew about this show, someone could have told me this was a clip from a particularly twisted comedy and I'd have believed them.

Someone did the narration parody of the end of The Assassination Of Jesse James on youtube and its great but I lost the link

Well Jaron has been stealing her panties for over a decade she has him figured out by now. I dont think she has her mother figured out though.

>Jannies clean up all the Moe threads
>leave this up
Sneed

Speedrunning in Twitch I guess

>can only handle a tiny cock
>is a mentally ill fag
>is jewish
do NOT let this thing be unattended around any little boys.

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tranny damagecontrol

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>this article was three years ago

It's clear Jazz hasn't yet had this surgery, but the creepy part is that you *know* it will become his new obsession. It will be his excuse when shit doesn't work out with the Fresh Prince. Jazz is going to become a surgery addict. It will feed his need to always be the center of attention as well as a manifestation of his self-loathing.

>Jazz's mom is Judas
This is perfect, user

it's in the op zoomer

Yes. It's called a terratoma. Creating one with full sentience and autonomy is the goal of this entire profane ritual. It is the only suitable vessel for the Antichrist - an obscene parody of the Immaculate Conception, of man, not woman born.

I don't get it, isn't jazz supposed to be a semite? Jew/arab whatever? Why does he looks like a chilean/mestizo?

i never got this meme, are there a lot of tranny speedrunners?

Oh me either. Growing up in the middle of this madness, only the most glaring aberration would be apparent to her. She probably doesn't have sufficient knowledge and life experience yet to understand that her parents are both responsible for creating her monster-brother.

In The LOTR, Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a synergistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.

We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:

>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.

Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When He is defeated, it is not because Aragon is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realizes his mistake.

I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Golum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.

>Pop!

In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.

In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.

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Still fucked her what a degen.
I would have told her to leave as soon as I realised

Great brapper. Somebody save her from her fate

semites come a few hues, plenty of them end up looking up shitskins

dude there's moonman

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hhahahahaaha oh is this the retard from letterboxd?

Is that a foot with a wig?

(It starts with one)
One pop
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you dilate
Keep that in mind
I designed this surgery
To change in due time
All you know
Your hole is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away

I TRIED SO HARD
AND CUT SO MUUUCH
BUT IN THE END, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A TRANNY
YOU HAD TO FALL
AND POP IT ALLLL
BUT IN THE END
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A TRANNYYY

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Cronenberg predicted all of this

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Pagliacci Apu, you newfag

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So nobody sees the true horror.

youtu.be/tnQZJz1maEA

youtu.be/0c4_b5PHWg8

No. Apu is simple, pure, and good. He comes from a better place than Clownworld.

>"I didn't tell him that I was trans because it didn't cross my mind."
says the man whose entire identity revolves around being a tranny.

>yfw Jazz commits sudoku and the show gets cancelled

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pottery

Only if he takes out his parents first. I want the full-on Red Dragon finale. They've fucking earned it.

10/10

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becomingpilled

The story, nay, the epic of Jaron ‘Jazz Jennings’ Bloshinsky will put even the most stoic man in mind of the words Brian Aldiss used to dismiss the works of John Wyndham, a British author active during the Cold War. Coining Wyndham’s works as ‘Cozy Catastrophes’, Aldiss noted that the protagonists in titles like The Day of The Triffids and The Kraken Wakes were typically spared from brutalities at the hands of world-ending killer plants and aquatic aliens whilst the population at large went blind or got dragged into the sea.

I am Jazz, then, is the Cozy Catastrophe turned upside down, where it is the world who can observe, with a pale look on its collective face, the unmitigated disaster of Jaron’s genitals being torn apart and reverse-engineered into a womb-like structure that can bring forth only Chernobyl-esque growths involving random eyes, teeth, and brain cells. From the luxury of armchairs and sofas, mankind witnesses this gargantuan horror whilst remaining thoroughly comfortable; the perfect inversion of the Wyndhamian Cozy Catastrophe.

Of course, our euphoria can only last for but a fleeting moment, for the day that Jaron births a nightmarish cephalopod creature to drag us all asunder approaches unabated.

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You guys are lucky, i look like a fucking werewolf since i was 15,having to shave face+ chest + belly + back once every 5 days is shit.

laser hair removal or just let yourself be.

bergman isn´t jewish

or it isn´t a jewish name i should say

Spoiler alert: vaginas are fucking rank in general and hard to eat out, so you have to be in a certain mindset that puts you "above" that thing and more in the notion of thinking about the girl. Your attraction to the girl overcomes how strange smelling and somewhat gooey and repulsive her beef curtains are

Wikipedia says it's a jew.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S._Bear_Bergman

>IQ of 80
Sauce? Not that I don't believe you, but I'm keen to confirm it because that's just hilarious

Also
> implying the average /jg/ poster isn't highly intelligent

Kek! What an absolute fucking UNIT!!

Have you ever seen those pics of entire long table full of trannies? Those are all speedrunners. AGDQ, a popular speedrunning event recently had dilation stations for attendees.

Yeah, jewish, bigly.

forward.com/opinion/412456/the-anti-trans-nuremberg-laws-are-upon-us/

Honestly, I saw the name, the filthy agenda, and the nose, and figured I had a 90% shot.

>literally applying ice to a surgical wound
>hot

I know that feel, bro. My "happy trail" literally starts directly below my eyes. I'm like the world's tallest Dwarf.

it´s canon that eru is the god of our world you fucking casual

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bergman
oh it does, does it?

i jumped the gun. sorry i´m drunk

what was the answer?

the guy is jewish the name is not

gotcha, fren

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UNIT

>Tied to machines that make me pee
>Cut this dick off from me

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>vocaroo.com/i/s16QlnrPtFkK
based

I don't give a fuck what anyone says. This shit is art.

>still wont pass when fucking

>we gotta invert sexual organs

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youtube.com/watch?v=-pxxBQm114k

Jazz thinks just one more surgery will fix him. He wants his breasts to look "just like the other girls" so he can pass and feel more secure in his body. Well the thing is Jazz. No amount of SURGERY is going to magically make you become something you were never meant to be.

I was thinking the exact same thing, especially when I noticed the commie link. Proper nutter that one.

Why do hons even try?

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apu isn't pepe faggot

He won't consider suicide until after his show is cancelled, and he no longer receives the attention he's grown accustomed to. Might even see him post lewds/nudes for any attention at all

he's a nigger, come on

After the show is cancelled, he won't be able to afford the hormone cocktail...
We might not want to see nudes then.

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If trannies aren't stopped now this becomes the new battleground youtube.com/watch?v=mYpvamUfpis

so is this like Chris-chan for normies?

Would we really want to see them now? Despite being on hormones since childhood, he still looks like a pudgy male with misshapen tits.

Anyone know how the show's ratings are? God enough to confirm more seasons of this based reverse Wyndhamian goodness?

that was very good, thanks for sharing mate.

Spoiler alert: a male crotch wound is not a vagina

HAHAHHA
LOOK AT THAT GIANT ABDOMEN
WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TRANNY WAS A FUCKING LINEBACKER BEFORE THEY DECIDED THEY WERE GIRLS. HAHAHAH FUCK THAT IS HORRIFYING

Very Lenin-esque hairline I must say

that carwash was nightmarish imagine watching those fucking monsters on your windscreen

I WANT TO RESCUE ARI AWAY FROM THE HOUSE OF HORRORS AND MAKE HER MY CONCUBINE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>PUT IT BACK IN "PARK!" ONE OF JAZZ'S TITS IS HUNG IN YOUR BUMPER!

in hindsight, having a grapefruit sized ballsack doesn't seem so bad

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JUST WORK HARDER LMAO

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holy fuck my sides

Why do people have urge to talk about shit like that? What happend to privacy of life?

Imagine being Amir in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jazz, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your meaty man tits and gross festering frankengina. I would totally impregnate you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is cash his paycheck and go home. Like seriously imagine having to be Amir and not only hide in that house of horrors while Jazz flaunts his frankengina in front of you, the favorable blanket barely concealing his mutilated monster hole going directly into his colon, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he works it. Not only having to tolerate his disgusting fucking frankengina but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAZZ JENNINGS GOT A PUSSY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch him dilate with 6 different colored dildos; never before have you seen a vagina directly connect into someones colon before, no uterus, no cervix, you didn't even know that existed before today. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of natural vaginas and later alleged frankenginas for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out off of the street. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sewage smell that's brapping out from his neovagina too as he shakes his dildo and writhes it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "dilation"(for that is what he calls it), that he waited so long to do with multiple surgeries in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could eviscerate every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure because you're wanting money. You're not going to lose your $50k paycheck over this. Just bear it. Hide in the bathroom and bear it.

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holy fuck what a madman

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Does anyone else hate watching trannies and fatties eat food? It's like...you don't deserve it...you're wasting our resources

>that venezuelan
they must really be hungry

She's a big guy

do they pay taxes? only a NEET would make me feel that way

isn't Jazz a neet ? he's a high school dropout
he has his show right now, but it can't go on forever

Some trannies are very very fuckable though iih

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Yeah but he pays taxes because I assume he is pretty rich.

This is if Chris was a normie and also got his own nationally televised show.

What the fuck. Poor guy.

Tonight's the last episode of the season right? No more episodes for a year at least yeah?

KINO

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It is a bit odd, isn't it?

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>READ LENIN
The audacity of these dumbasses to insist these well-known basic manifestos are genius or somehow binding is ridiculous. The idea that you would read Lenin and then 'suddenly realize' something mind-changing in 2019 is ridiculous, and Lenin doesnt have much to say at all except how to get from Tzarist Russia to the.USSR in the early 1900a

Yeah what the fuck that person doesnt work on shit. And you just KNOW they think coal miners are the bourgeoisie

lmao at this entire science experiment. God bless the USA

>history brainlets still read shit written by some german shill sent to Russia specifically to dismantle the government

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Is this the real life
Or is it just fantasy
Stuck in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open my eyes
Look down to my thighs and seeeee

he was still willing to fuck it, what else did it want?
does it expect to get married? be a step-whatever to his kids? he's not going to bring a mentally ill eunuch around his kid.

stop posting the goblin.
post his sister instead. do something good for once.

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PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN

skin graft episode tonight?

kekd and checked

reminder that the colon pussy literally stinks like a pooper and will continue to stink for up to a year
=)

Thats some pretty mentally ill hentai addicted behavior

That's a balding male with long hair

>people in power are all evil and workers (you) are infinitely based and immune to corruption- lets kill everyone who wont give us their house
At last i truly see

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Nice combover.

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I think someone in a previous thread figured out someone with the same name works at a carwash and they were wondering if it was him

>be tranny
>have male pattern baldness
EVERY SINGLE TIME FUCKING KEK

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the people from sodom and gomorrah didn't come even close to making an artificial vagina with intestinal parts, yet they endured god's punishment.
what do you think will happen to us when the time comes?

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based chad doggo

Tonight's episode is called "I Want To Meet Your(Transphobic) Mom".

Based Jaron confronting his future mother-in-law

...

Don’t worry user neovaginas have a long way to go to not look like a festering axe wound.

>reminder that the colon pussy literally stinks like a pooper and will continue to stink for up to a year
>for up to a year
and then it magically stops reeking of shit?

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yes
your body isn't a bookcase

Watching our world collapse into ruin like this is the most satisfying vindication I've ever had. As my friends from college, who were all total shitlibs get older, THEY have to watch this stuff in horror, as the nightmare dimension we live in grows into ever sharper clarity.

All I have to do is be there when they see another lunacy emerge from the urban hellscape of Liberal America. I have noticed that after a few moments, they always look to me, as though for help. But I tried to help. Ten years ago. Where was your remorse then? Where was your horror then? Drowned in a sea of virtue-signalling and facebook posts. You sold your children to demons and madness for a hit of dopamine that lasted twelve seconds.

There's no help coming this time. You've made it abundantly clear that you don't want the help of the big bad Cwistian Consewvatives. You made your own bed, and now you will be raped in it. And from my mountain stronghold in Idaho, my cold laughter will haunt you.

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what did he mean by this

...why would bookcases smell like shit?

And now, these same liberals are being btfo by trannies in every aspect of life. They brought this on themselves.

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White biothots patrolled.

can't wait for the dormitory shenanigans.
by shenanigans i mean rape.

it eventually loses its stink like tripe i guess

>rich jews
>paying taxes
now that is funny

I prefer Yea Forums's food analogies desu

the rapture already happened
144k people were saved
were what is left and we are trapped here until judgement day
most of us are already bowing to the antichrist and the whore in the west, and the east marches under gog and magog with 200 million boots

It's coming sooner than You think

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>tfw I was one of those college libs
>now have a family and a job

My first moment of actual terror in my life was when I heard my little girl stop crying in the next room. I wanted to finish taking a piss instead of immediately going out. Now I live in a state of perpetual unending dread for the future she is going to have to live in. I wish I could share your levity.

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>those pops

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Oh boy! Another Jazz general! I am, like, so excited 'pedes. I cannot wait for all the halarious and wacky antics that come our way in these threads.
>posts the same 10 copypastas
>le skylar totes looks like a man
>hey, check out the same 20 epic memes from the last thread and the thread before
>KEK! Someone pretended to be le discord tranny xD (time for le (You)s tee hee)

A tread died for this

Cry more you disgusting faggot freak

>Oh boy! Another Jazz copypasta! I am, like, so excited 'pedes. I cannot wait for all the halarious and wacky antics that come our way in this same copypasta posted by some butthurt loser

Killing a thread on Yea Forums is like shooting a dog covered in bot flies. It's a mercy and you should be thankful that it is out of its misery.

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I'm going to save my witty reply for the next thread when you will repost your own shitty pasta

>a thread died for this
this is the worst board in this website.
i come here for laughs.
you're worried abou the quality of threads but i'm sure you're the same one who posts anti-pol stuff and derails the discussion even worse.
go light a candle for your e-celeb thread, faggot.

Keep fighting the good fight, pedes. Discord Trannies are gonna freak when they see this shitty thread on the tv board of a racist shithole website.
totes owned the libs

Based retard taking out the trash. Keep it up senpai, i'm sure spamming one copypasta is enough to stop a thread

i'm not even american you nigger.
keep thinking in binaries, i'm sure you'll get smarter with time.

>totes owned the libs
>that projection
dude just because you see everything in terms of sticking it to drumpftards doesnt mean we're all as pathetic as you

When did I EVER imply ANYTHING about Americans
Holy shit, the absolute state of jazztard education

>pedes
90iq

>pedes refers to strictly americans
oof
yikes
sweetie

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>using yikes and sweetie
solid bait fren

I would rather fuck ugly woman than hot tranny

>seething discord tranny losing his shit as the thread dies down

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Shut up, nerd

RUN

eating shit-processing enzymes is perfectly safe

that's legitimately disgusting. i gagged