I will never know what fucking a pussy feels like

You can't feel blow-jobs, they don't feel like anything

Was your street always called that?

Not him but I have never done any of those things

t. cutlet

Get a guy ~

Lol virgin detected.

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Just fuck a hooker, user

just bee urself :)
I wish I was asexual, sex isn't even worth all the interpersonal problems it's caused me

Thots typically aren't good at sex since they don't have to work for it, find a chubby girl to give you good head.

Don’t feel bad.

You can me like me and have had lots of sex but hardly any memory of it.

I fucking know

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All super overrated

Were you at the very least offered at some point and possibly turned it down without thinking?

I was once offered to hang out by an asexual chick who outright said she was terrified of sex, does that count?

Is Anyone going to check my double dubs?

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Not OP, but I haven't done a single one of those (assuming that we're specifically talking about romantic hand holding).

I'm 26 btw

no

REEEEEEEEEEE

Well, there you go.

Absolutely, you both could have experimented and fought the fear/anxiety together.

>take a big fat satisfying shit
>tfw you know what bbc feels like

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I have experienced all those things except cuddling. I don't see the appeal of it, what if the woman BRAPS?

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SHEEEEEE'S
THE OOOOOONE
FOR MEEEEEEE

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You call it out, that way it doesn't become a "quirky" routine. Unless of course you're actually into that thing, in which case carry on.

This is bullshit

Sex is actually overrated. Cuddling in bed though and pressing your warm bodies against each other and feeling the other person breathing and knowing they are right there is fucking incredible though.

Are you actively trying though?

not op but yea same has him and im near 40 ,im gonna be honest tho , i didnt put any effort into girls , im a manlet so my cards were shit from the start , oh well.

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No, unless we count holding hands with family members.

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Wow. Why live?

you can always do it
I got all those for the first time at 52 and I feel great now 3 years later

I didn't do any of that till I turned 23. It's called being nervous and a shut in.

Menial enjoyment day by day but that’s been getting thin and I don’t have much life left in me

It's really not, I know the meme is spread all over this site but there's definitely truth to it. I'm not saying every chubby girl is automatically better at sex but on average they will satisfy you more in the bedroom.

kinos for this feel?

Shit. I did all of those things by the time I was 17.

Cope

Not anymore

I could give you a blowjob, a titjob, kissu, holding hands and cuddling.

>feels like nothing else in the world
>overrated
>big squish ball
>emotionally nice
>feels like holding a hand
>emotionally nice and keeps your warm
>haven't felt that in awhile, so i forgot

Based Semi Incel

Would you do all that to a girly looking twink boy?

this don't listen to the bitter incels who say women are actually not that great and they aren't missing out on much.

Women are lovely. The way a woman touch's you. The squishy softness of a girl's skin. The sweetness of a woman's voice. Sex is one of the best feelings in this world. I pity anyone who has yet to experience this, and anyone who says it's overrated is coping majorly.

sorry.. but no.

I'm the same age user and I just this past year accomplished all of the above. Don't give up yet, see

You will know every of those feels user, the only thing you will never know is what teenage love feels like

They're called escorts user
cityxguide.com/

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Holy fuck I hate normalniggers

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youtube.com/watch?v=coJjo3NmAEI

It is overrated though. It would be hell to never have it, but once you've had enough sex, it's whatever. Only a fraction of sex is actually good sex.

>only thing you will never know is what teenage love feels like

He's better off not knowing. It's volatile.

full year of relationships and sex. it ends. full year of nothing. rinse. repeat. been happening this way ever since getting unengaged

>tfw 23 but look 18 or 19
>bf is 20 but looks 16
>missed teen love but it's kinda like the universe is giving me another shot

>bf

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Pfffft. I can never have enough sex. No matter how much I've had, I still need more. Even if I've fucked a girl 500 times, I still want to fuck her 501 times and it never ends really.

How old are you?

wtf why. I just have a babyface and long flippy hair. All I want is a cute gf that'll let me wear her clothes sometimes

if you never experience teenage love it is LITERALLY over. You are forever abandoned by the teenage lovers you never had so even if you get a gf you will be miserable

All jokes aside, it really stings that I'll never experience what that's like.

34

any incel kino?

>he unironically gives a shit about "real" "women"
That's gonna be a Yikes! for me, buddy.

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But what if you are in your 20s and get a teen gf/bf?

Huh, well good for you man.

do you have a hairy ass? post it

You're a faggot.
Your love isn't pure nor comparable to a straight relationship.

Hahaha makes you seethe that you will never know the loving touch of a woman. You should really think about becoming one

based communist tranny discord influencer subversive

MAKE IT STOP

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Dude I gotta have fag sex while I'm still young and cute and able to get young guys before inevitably having to settle with a women once I age out.

Why are you so obsessed with trannies? Are all the “women” you experienced “loving touches” from traps and that’s why you are so desperate to convert as many as possible?

Get hookers you self pitying fucks whats stopping you

Sure it's nice, but a pringles can fleshlight literally felt better than a pussy

This. Few years ago after spending most of life on the internet wasting away, I got some shit job at a department store and happened to meet an extremely cute girl (like a solid 8 and I have ridiculous standards) who liked me for whatever reason. Even though I was like 25, living with parents and had no real relationship/sex/life experience, we ended up fucking and it was like a religious experience. Last for like six months until she moved away sadly. It was like her pussy was made for my dick. God I miss that and now I’m back here... sometimes I think ignorance is bliss because I’ve seen the other side. Relish in your ignorance lads because all I’ll say is there’s a reason wars are fought over good pussy.

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>>prefer getting fucked in the ass, but most are gross pfffft
>>they usually hurt my sensitive parts
>>i like small titty sub girls
>>pretty gross but they keep jamming their tongue down my face anyway
>>holding hands is the best
>>bretty gud if they have good hygiene if not eww
>>i am hot enough to make girls drop their spaghetti on the spot yet my standards are too high for my lack of alphaness so I am lonely

tldr; find someone to hold hands and you'll be ok

Haha I meant becoming an hero but you could also cut off your dick if you want. Same outcome afaic

Hookers will not fill that void my man, they will still forever know deep down they missed out big time. Still though, better than nothing I suppose.

Literally nothing about your post implies suicide, dumb tranny.

t. just lost his virginity to a hooker

Still they could check off 6 of the 7 things on OP's list if he values them so much. Maybe even give him enough confidence to go to a party/ club or something

Teenage love is fucking nothing, kid. If you said that to anyone in real life, they'd fucking laugh in your face. I barely even remember my high school gf.

Cope incels. Deep in your heart you know it to be true.

Imagine if “cope” and “incel” were filtered. Half the posts on Yea Forums would be effected

>effected

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video games

The sex part is whatever. Being desired by someone else however feels amazing. The idea that someone else will devote time to you is a real gamechanger and if you've been deprived of human affection for long, when it comes back you'll probably burst into tears.

I'm sorry, user. I hope that someday you'll discover love or at least be less lonely.

Can someone just tell me how it feels to rest your head on a girls chest for comfort?

I tried it. Decided I'm schizoid and I just wanna be left alone.

You will never be a real woman

It simply is not, sorry. Nobody takes teenage love seriously, and for good reason.

honestly can't see myself having sex. my autism and OCD would just ruin the moment

You will feel a sense of comfort, relaxation and fulfillment unlike anything else.

But he's right, and if you think the people that use the word incel have gotten laid themselves think again

Cope

>I don’t have much life left in me
This, same as OP and I feel completely exhausted and drained 24/7 no matter how much I rest or sleep. I unconsciously think about suicide constantly. I think my brain is trying to get me to off myself due to some kind of evolutionary instinct to eliminate failures.

how different is vag from anal? i only tried the latter, it just felt like my foreskin being pulled back tightly and that alone made me bust

Not as good as sucking her tits.

Even better: when you're doing that, sometimes girls push your head in and get somewhat aggressive

I would think resting on them would be better, less work

vag is much better than butthole. it's literally meant to put your dick into

your own ass doesn't count

fucking kill yourself slut

based
>everything you listed is overrated af and masturbation feels better anyway
>t. chad

i paid 50 $ for a blowjob, its fucking nothing do not waste anything for sexual acts only have them if they are free since its a fucking meme, only jerk off is good

I don't enjoy relationships, every relationship I've been in I've wanted to get out. I desire sex but the emotional intimacy is completely uninteresting for me. What the hell is wrong with me?

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My current gf is terrible at sucking me, and I don't know why. It constantly feels like she's about to use teeth if that makes any sense. Really intense, I think she's imitating what she sees in porn. Never had this happen before, my two other gfs and the other girls I hooked up with always felt good.

As others have said in this thread, sex is vastly overrated.

What is incredible is foreplay. One of the greatest feelings in the world is when the two of you watch a movie and try desperately to keep your hands off each other but end up merging like a fucking chimera.
And there’s nothing better than cumming inside a girl as she looks you directly in the eyes.
Sex is fucking nothing without context.

>tfw raped tons of women in the early to mid 80s
>mfw never got caught
sex is nothing unless you take ot by force

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BJ is the best feel for my penis.
As is road head.
And face fucking gf at the end of the bed.
Whew.

You spend your time on Chinese cartoon image boards pretending not to have feelings because you think it makes (You) look cool posing as a psycho.

That's what's wrong with you.

touching boobs is whatever

puss is great though

redpilled AS FUCK
they enjoyed it tho they are all whores

based and absolutely 100% the most redpilled person 4channel and Yea Forums combined

Hookers are $300 an hour, often less.

Also, pussy stinks, and it ruins the whole thing. The fantasy version of sex you have in your head from porn is better than the real thing, hold onto it.

>going anywhere near fat people

prove it

you can't just drop that information and not share some stories

I've been severely disappointed by the memes about fat girls tbqh. The few legitimately hot girls i've had were extremely energetic, enthusiastic, dirty and willing to be degraded, and all around good fucks. When I became an alcohol and got fat and lowered my standards, I figured the fat girls would at least have no self-esteem and let me degrade them like the fuckpigs they are, but NO, they all want to just lay back and be made love to and all that garbage. Im honestly ready to go volcel and save my money, time,and precious fluids until I can back in the league of hot thots again. Fuck the fatties.

It's ok, but it feels better to spoon with one arm around her and your forearm pressed into her big tits.

I want whiny incel manbabies to die

Absolutely this. Also waking up spooning knowing you were in the position for several hours feeling their warmth on your skin and breathing on you is a feeling like no other.

this is MAGA country tranny

tiny dick confirmed

This, virgins don't know how bland sex becomes after a while

What does a bad blowjob feel like compared to a good one?

> feels like nothing else in the word

I dunno, it's pretty similar to the inside of your cheeks(mouth)

I've slept with more hookers than I'd like to admit and it's terrible. If the girl doesn't want you it's just not the same.

Whenever I fap I cum in like 20 seconds no matter how hard I try to keep going.

If I ever somehow managed to actually have sex I would almost certainly just end up embarrassing myself so badly I'd kill myself on the spot.

yeah that's getting a based from me

Tits are the best pillows ever tbqh

Jerk off before, twice if you have to. I'm also a two pump chump.

Iktf. People keep saying to edge more but who the fuc has time in the day die that

>tfw stupidly high sex drive but a childhood full of neglect and psychological abuse and constant treachery has left you largely incapable and uncomfortable about the prospect of intimacy

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Why not?

based rapist

Well it can either feel like nothing or it hurts. Feeling good in anyway is the objective.

Idk dude put your finger in your mouth, make your tongue wrap around it and you pretty much have a general idea.

Just wait till you get hard again and start fucking again.

just come and keep going duh

Feels nice to have hookers suck my cock.

Am 20, cannot check any of those boxes

Yea Forums - Existential Crises & Dating Advice

Stop being such a fucking pessimist and talk about fucking television

what are some english films with this feel?

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BASED user. Blowjobs are king. Don’t sign onto a relationship if the girl can’t take you balls deep with her head hanging off the bed

Also Jesus Christ fellas. I was feeling bad about being dumped this month by my one year Gf but I’ve fucked 50+ broads by 30 so I ain’t got shit to complain about. Thanks

>tfw you go to church and the priest says peace be with you and everyone says and also with you and they shake hands with everyone around them, but they conveniently pass over you.

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A good one should mostly feel relaxing, and gradually surge in intensity until you cum. A bad one doesn't, no rhythm, gradation, or predictability.

im ok

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this been looking for some incel kino for a long time so i can cry after watching it.

>when its time for communion and you get to shake hands with all the qts

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This is obviously something you'll have to practice for yourself, but I recommend spending a lot of time on foreplay and get gud on recovery time so you can just shove it back in and go. Don't do that if the girl isnt on birth control of course. Also, according to Curb, there are condoms that numb your cock a little so you can fuck longer. Just dont put it on inside out.

Love, sex, and relationships play a important role in many films though.

You literally cannot properly appreciate art if you are an incel.

A bad one would also be a chick who doesn’t take more than the head in at once. Or a dumbass who uses a hard grip and that stupid spin thing. Punk rock chick sucked me off once with that move and about five rings on per finger. Woke up with a Freddy Kruger ass penis

you don't know how lucky most of you are, you have free time and can use it by yourself

you don't have someone else loading their mental baggage on top of your own

stay pure, just jerk off and get comfy with your favourite video games

theres no shame being on your own and most people envy it so thats why no one gives you sympathy

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>only blowjobs I've ever cum from had have been from females (male)
why is this allowed?

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Entire threads gonna be a yikes from me my dudes

>be me, 15, no friends, a virgin
>don’t know how to talk to people
>pawg in music class starts to like me because i’m quiet
>can’t control autism and coldly turn down her hints every fucking time
>one year later, she still likes me
>fucking bends over infront of me in leggings during class
>still autisic and don’t date her
>be me now
>19, no friends, a virgin
>don’t know how to talk to people

Why am I such a sub-50 IQ retard?

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>waaah i have a gf that im forced to be with waaaaaaaaaaah
fuk right off yeah?

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Really not so big a deal and it's a pain in the ass to spend all your time with someone anyway

Based, redpilled, kino. Truly a tour de force.

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>w-wahhhhhhh listen to me pity myself while I make no attempt at self improvement

secluded parts of the interstate/really dark highways during the night, hitch hikers and college girls walking home after being whores at some frat party, offer them a ride, give them a bottle of water with filled with sleeping pills or just take it by force, dress in all black grow facial hair to better conceal your face, hippies/punk chicks are by far the easiest, that is all.

yikes lets unpack this sweaty

Why is every zoomer at least half a fag?

Yikes. I had a handjob from a witch girl who used two hands and with a shotgun pump technique, I just told her I'd drank too much so she'd stop. Dick felt raw like itd been bent the next morning, I didn't jerk off for 5 days.

Just go outside dude lmao

she never liked you incel. you just deluded yourself into thinking she did.

>all the qts
You mean the 40+ year old grandmas? Seriously what kind of church are you going to where there are people without any grey hair attending?

>IM 15 AND MY LIFE IS OVER CUS I NEVR HAD SEX

Jesus Christ go play at the park, go play video games or basketball. You're a fucking child. It's fucking sad how Hollywood and Yea Forums makes people self conscious for being a virgin when you're literally a child

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>wait... he's 20+ years old and never done ANY of that??
>really man, I didn't actually think it was possible kek

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Fine. I'm nearly out of film, so this better be worth it.
*SNAP*

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spotted the pussy pedestal zoomer

> get a job
> save money
> pay for it

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Reminder that if you never experience teenage love it is literally over and there i nothing you can do to save yourself.

I thought that too. Now I am fucking 37 years old and can't be bothered anymore. Done all the kinks, things I enjoy. Fucked so much since 16 to now.

It has lost the magic it once had. Sometimes I will want to get real frisky and have a fun night. But most times I am just not interested and consider it a chore more than anything pleasurable. Rather have a nice meal and a few drinks with friends than a night of pure hard fucking.

Jesus, are they all Asian?