HOW 'BOUT A BUMPER SANDWICH NIGGERLIPS

probably this one if i had to guess? haha theres no way there isnt some problematic shit in that one if you watch it today

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Ernest Illegally Dumps Refuse on the Minorities' Lawns

i bet it's silly and not offensive if you aren't retarded

i heard legend they cut out a "Ernest says the n word" scene at the last minute. damn someone needs to unearth that or put it on the dvd extras

Earnest was always based as fuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=9ErlsLsCN10
>Ernest Commits Hate-crime

ernest fucks traps
>nice feminine penis verne

hahaha holy shit, i love ernest movies now

I'm a half black guy, and I don't find this offensive at all. He was in disguise first off. If he was like that throughout the whole movie, then yeah I'd be offended.

>wholesome
>riding a big benis and balls
NUH HUH. obvious toxic masculinity

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Hell yeah bro sweet post, enjoy the webm

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>In the summer of 1996 when I was working with Jim Varney on a film I was approached by him NUMEROUS times. At first it was innocent, him introducing himself, trying to to give me "tips" (in hindsight he was just grooming me) and was introducing me to other members of the crew (who a few also turned out to be just as big of creeps as Jim.) After 2 months on the set things started to get with with Varney, I had given him my phone number a few weeks prior because I admittedly was becoming camera shy on set and not performing to my best. He offered to take me out for an early evening dinner and then help me rehearse the very few lines I had. We had korean barbecue, a dish I have never had previously and I was upset that they didn't have traditional 'American' bbq sauce but Jim had pressured me into trying the house brand instead. It was way too sweet. Afterwards, we ended up at his apartment to rehearse.

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looks indian

>We arrived to his apartment in NYC and sat at his dining room table to rehearse my lines. Within minutes he suggested we take off our shirts, including under garments (he had a very tight white undershirt on) and do our lines topless, because it will remove a layer of insecurity. I obliged and after just one line Jim was fondling one of my breasts and giggling asking if I liked it. I was shocked, absolutely frozen, and responded with a non-verbal "ewwww." He insisted I rub his hair and I did so why he still sucked on my nipple and rubbed my belly all the while laughing and moaning. Eventually, he tried to take off my pants but I couldnt do it and instead gave him a blow job. Afterwards I was in such shock I called a cab and left his apartment. It was one of the worst nights of my life.

>Synagogue? More like SynagGONE!

youtube.com/watch?v=r7h1XqeGsiI
i miss this nigga

I love this guy in Dirty Jobs.

Ernest scared stupid is unironically my favorite movie of all time.

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same dude.

My girlfriend doesnt understand it when I want to watch it every halloween.

The scenes where he flips personalities is so funny to me.

Ernest Goes to Rhodesia

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>The scenes where he flips personalities is so funny to me.
he was one of the few to do cartoonish acts like that. personalities are always funny, and he was committed.

reminder that Eartha Kitt was the old lady in Earnest Scared Stupid

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I for year actually believed Miak was a real thing.

He was fully committed it seemed so legit.

His outtakes are a goldmine, and this impression of an old guy is so real I swear I've met this old man in real life...
youtube.com/watch?v=_yAjrk3XIAc&t=4m12s

He was such a fucking treasure.

Fucking Varney was ripped

this is legitimate meme material.

i bet you could talk looney tunes with that guy for hours

based anthony

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CUS WE'RE THE OTTOMANS!

Didn’t think I could find any this time of year, did ya?

newfag

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Veins aren't muscles

Patrician taste

I visited this dude's grave over the weekend. Let him rip, legend.

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youtube.com/watch?v=j93GN5K-Rfg

Classic

Annnnnnd no source

Based ad fuck

>I consciously sucked a penis and now I’m a victim

110% YIKES

Ernest Fakes a Hate Crime

Ernest is one of those people I just can't imagine fucking. Dude had to be an incel

Ernest cornholes a drunk

Hey, Verne, check out these photos. There aren't enough smokestacks for this to add up.

>Implying he wasn't a ladies man

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wtf???? ernest coulda done porn in the 70s

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LET'S GO TO SPLASH MOUNTAIN VERN
youtube.com/watch?v=ATiqSR8JqrA

man, dont the beaks hurt tho?

the FRED of my generation...you know if FRED had talent.

is that my crow dirty job???

>wholesome
Go back to r e d d i t

pretty gud, but unironically Ernest Save Christmas has it all, Laughs, The best Santa, Comfy family fun, Hot JB, Ernest, it's great. I watch it with my family every year.

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what a hunk!

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it was a different time

>Hot JB
so fucking hot

Is that a wax museum?

Camp is obviously the comfiest Ernest movie

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Googling miak was very dissappointing

THERE AIN’T NO TREES IS BOTSWANA

Thicc

󠛡>how do you greentext?

worst santa. I can't even watch it around my parents anymore because she absolutely hates how terrible they made santa in it

friendly reminder he was a classically trained actor

youtube.com/watch?v=G1G7KQZpP3c

no, just the 1980s

what? they made santa a legacy hero! thats a good way to do it!

My mom said she turned this guy down but her friend fucked him

>cucked by Ernest

Ernest goes to hell.
>Hey Vern it’s hot here ain’t it.

You didn't know that? Earnest was in the last half of his career.

My friend's mom growing up was best friends with him throughout childhood. He used to come and visit their family every so often. He was a totally normal guy, which was sort of disappointing. I think he was lonely because we would hear her talking to him on the phone all the time and she would be consoling him. It was kind of fucked up.

>do you want fries with that

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kek

no one gives a shit, nigger.