Why was she grossed out?

I could never tell if that was grated cheese or carrot, but in that pic it doesn't look like either.

Looks like fish with string beans and carrot salad.

It's fried sweet potatoes strings.

Too baad he spent it all on plates.

Whatever it is, it looks like a cold plate of puke

What would dinosaur meat taste like? Was Hammond planning on trying it?

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Given that birds are the closest living relatives to dinosaurs, probably like poultry.

It'd probably taste like frog legs.

Snake meat taste like poultry

try alligator. also Hammond undoubtedly ate and impregnated at least 1 dinosaur each

What dinosaur do you think tastes the best? Probably a veggiesaurus but which one.

Baby brachiosaur might taste good
Tender, buttery poultry with a hint of iron

Ankylosaurus I say, probably real lazy due to the armor so the meat would be soft.

based Alejandro was still cooking it

That actually sounds good.

Stegosaurus is where my money is at, though and are both probably pretty tasty as well.
If The Flintstones are anything to go by, Brontosaurus makes for good eating.

I'm going with triceratops. It's a veggiesaurus so the meat isn't tainted by being carnivorous. And it seems like a good mix of muscle to fat ratio

Carnivore mammals usually have bad tasting meat.

Argentinosaurus
The biggest land creature ever, imagine how many people could live off one of these big boys

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the way the plates clink makes me feel warm and fuzzy

So does flogs legs.

So that's how nature "found a way"

somebody do some math. how many people can live off one cow and go from there.

you dont serve chili chips with fish

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I ordered the Argentinasaurus ribs once and my car fell on its side.

People don't eat enough ruminants anymore but a healthy person would eat like a quarter of a cow (including organs) a week.

wow, I had those for lunch for the first time in forever, weird

Eating fish in general is just gross.

Too white to be from Argentina.

Argentio just means silver

with sea bass?

This
Stinking ugly sea monsters, why the fuck would you eat those hideous bastards

>doesn't eat fish

found the fly over state dweller. Must really suck not even knowing what the ocean looks like.

Huh. I don't know if I've ever tried carnivore meat. Almost had alligator meat at the Jurassic Park cafeteria at Universal, but they were out.

This should clear things up

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>be a flyover
>move to florida
>see the ocean for the first time
>"Oh fuck, its beautiful"
>its as warm as bathwater
>suddenly step on an urchin
>other foot squishes into some kelp
>fall over in disgust
>saltwater burning my eyes, gets in my mouth, tastes like i'm gargling a salt shaker
>constantly thirsty, 2nd degree sunburn, seagulls shitting and throwing up everywhere
FUCK the ocean

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Where's the sea? Checkmate gaythiests.

tfw you'ah fahm Baaaahston and have chowdah all the time

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It's seabass. Oneword. You want your asskicked?

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>he doesn't know how to walk without stepping on urchins
>he doesn't know how to eat fresh urchin right from the sea
fuckin flyovers

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>Sea Urchins
>South Florida

There's your problem

try it hoser

You see the bass, right?

Chile and Seabass or Chilean Seabass is gross.

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Pretty sure those are small tomatoes.
The chili is in the chili oil of the sauce.
Do you people even know how to eat?