>you fought in the Clone Wars?
You fought in the Clone Wars?
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taint no thang mane
>yes, I was once a Jedi Knight the same as your father
Why didn't Obi-Wan ever tell Luke about Qui-Gon Jinn?
>I wish I'd known him
>he was the best starpilot in the galaxy, and a cunning warrior...
Qui-Gon Jinn never existed. Yoda was Obi-Wan's master.
>... and a good friend
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After Qui-gon declared war on the niggers they tried to erase him from history
he wasn't a good friend
>for over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic...
>...before the dark times. before the Empire
He sure has that look in his eyes......
>how did my father die?
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>... a young Jedi named Darth Vader
Hm, that explains why he wasn't on the jedi council despite being a master, along with the tension between him and Mace Windu
>...who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil
>helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights
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cunny warrior WTF!
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>... he betrayed and murdered your father
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>now the Jedi are all but extinct
why not post the video if your gonna copy the entire thing?
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>you were my brother Anakin. I loved you
alec guinness man
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>"No, they won't. What, you think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Jew. Mind tricks don't work on me, only money."
check'd
genuine sneed
>Yer a wizard, Luke.
hehehe that's pretty good.
Somebody should edit episode 1 with all the jokes you guys post
People give Obi-Wan shit for lying to Luke about Vader killing his father. But think about it. How intense a thing it is to tell a young idealistic man that his father is an evil warlord who has killed and subjugated countless people. What he does tell him is pretty close to the truth from a certain point of view, but it spares Luke that horror. Can you really blame him?
how did kenobi know anakin was vader
>nah brah I was in the war on deathsticks back in '85 lost a lot of good men
>Anakin become Sith pupil
>gets all cut up and toasty
>suddenly a half robotic guy with a breathing apparatus is the new pupil
Not that hard to piece it together.
NO
PANTIES
IN
SPACE
You know why. autism
Watch Revenge of the Sith.
>forgetting "I understand you've become quite a good pilot yourself"