Pitch your Netflix Original crap film.
Alexandra Daddario and Lake Bell star as two sisters that learn their father(Nick Nolte) is terminally ill. So together they go on a cross country road trip to bring their estranged mom (possibly played by Susan Sarandon) back home before his death. Ultimately it'll be played lighthearted with some moments of levity but mostly it will cover some of the hi-jinks they get themselves in on the ride.
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two hours of me eating iggy azalea's ass
A 'Heil Honey I'm Home' remake.
Do you think Dadario is slutty in bed?
I don’t know but she seems like she has a personality
Well, she seemed pretty turned on by Zach Efron
>possibly played by susan sarandon
sounds kinda kino
what do boobs smell like
sweat
boxes of dollar bills that are covered in sugar
Eliza Taylor Cotter and Olivia Taylor Dudley are lesbian lovers who find out they are actually sisters who were both put in separate foster homes. So together they go on a cross country road trip to find their birth mom (possibly played by Susan Sarandon) and a new home while avoiding incestuous temptation. Ultimately it'll be played lighthearted with some moments of levity but mostly it will cover some of the hi-jinks they get themselves in on the ride.
Badly adapted live action version of your favorite anime featuring your least favorite minorities
HOLOCAUST LESBIAN DRAMA STARRING FAT DENNINGS AND MILANA VEINYTRUBS
like female skin
Tires and caramelized onions.
Is there any nudity in it?
Whatever the person's skin smells like and sometimes some sweat if the tits are so big there's some chance of sweat underneath them but that's not always the case either. Good smell, generally, but again that really depends on the person.
There better be
mmh dadas
An alternative reality political thriller were future President Cumpf has passed a law banning women from wearing certain items of clothing, based on an attractiveness scale. The series follows Alexander Daddario as she comes to terms with the fact she will have to live the rest of her life completely nude due to President Cumpf's new laws, due to the fact she is rated as a 10. The film also followed Chris Pratt, a government agent of the Federal Body Inspection Agency, where he patrols the streets encorfing Cumpfs new laws, where he encounters Emma Watson, Roberts and Stone and has to use his official mirror on the end of a selfy stick gadget to determine if they are wearing illegal underwear or not, as they are determined to be 7's, and women 7/10 or above are forbidden from wearing underwear in all circumstances. The series explores the different tiers in President Cumpf's clothing ban and each episode has a hot new actress in a different tier dealing with the bans.
yes from susan
i liked "in a world"
lake bell should have been a bigger star
My Pitch is as follows
Alexandra Daddario plays a Scientist and builds a working teleportation machine but the downside is that everytime she teleports herself to a different place her boobs grow in size while at the same time a sneedposter dies of a heartattack ( it's an augmented reality movie) she does this a couple thousand times and saves Yea Forums while having the biggest bobs of all time /FIN
at least for those few years she was great
She is the one I would want. Oh what I would do to her.
I want to coat my tongue in her shit
sounds too good for netflix
Two gays love penis.
One ends up loving vagina.
Vagina ends up loving other penis.
Shit happens.
Movie is called Sohcahtoa.
If we can afford a CGI sidekick, have Patton Oswalt do the voice over. However, this is not a deal breaker.
I've never watched Netflix or any other streaming crap, why do their originals have such a bad reputation? Aren't they hiring hundreds of writers and directors. They can't all be bad right?
Paddleton is phenomenal
based
alot of their stuff is dtv tier stuff but they get the few good things a year
who as the better rear?
something with marie kondo would be nice. she has a netflix original show so it can happen.
lake bell's face is fucking horrendous
How?
Mike Pence teams up with Henry Cavill to eliminate the LGBT community. Ending scene shows the utopia that results from it.
Fuck me I'd pay so much to see that. only with R rated sex scenes
salty sand
gib mammario gf
Hopefully nothing besides the slightest scent of the woman herself, and even then she ought to be good at hygiene in order to smell good.
Like love, warm and true.
They only show bums and vaginas their tits stay concealed in bras.
black guy has relationship with one or more white women
white man villain of some kind
we'll figure out the details later
I have a 100 Million dollar idea for an Adam Sandler piece of garbage movie.
Basically, a dad (Adam Sandler) sends his college-aged son overseas (like in Paris or whatever, it's not really important) and the son meets another American girl while there. They fall in love (duh).
Back in America, Adam Sandler is depressed cause he's newly widowed, so he goes to the bar with his best friends (David Spade and Kevin James, Norm MacDonald is the barman) he they tell him he needs to meet a new woman. And wouldn't you know, a woman just about the same age as him enters the bar and his friends pressure him into talking to her. Anyway, this is formulaic, so of course they end up dating.
The twist in this is that the son comes home with his new girlfriend from Europe and Adam Sandler and his girlfriend show up to the airport. Guess what. THEY'RE BOTH DATING THE MOTHER AND THE DAUGHTER!!! WOOOAAAAAAH!!
I want my check in the mail by friday.
Could work
This.
post
is
everything.
this is the movie we NEED right now.
#resist
I think she's a virgin.
She looks like German soccer player mario Gomez.
Based and bottomless pilled. Truly the patricians fetish.
frozen gasoline and milk
I want to do a two hour documentary of my 1st edition advanced Dungeons and Dragons campaign and why it is superior to 5th edition.
Mammario that dumb bitch
Just take our money already!!!
Why dress like that if you feel uncomfortable?
I think she's trying to joke around but isn't conveying it very well.
All women are retarded whores.
No, she's just a retarded whore.
an epic about the warlord era in China, filled to the brim with drug usage, rape, and incompetence
just imagine the scenes you could film about this dude
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“Zhang Zongchang proved to be one of the more capable warlord generals, making effective use of armoured trains manned by experienced White Russian mercenaries. He recruited up to 4,600 White Russian refugees from the Russian civil war, from which he formed a cavalry regiment, complete with pseudo-Tsarist uniforms and regalia. He was also one of the first Chinese generals to incorporate women into the military on a large scale, including using a regiment of nurses consisting entirely of White Russian women.”
“During one of his campaigns, he publicly announced he would win the battle or come home in his coffin. When his troops were forced back he was true to his word—he was paraded through the streets, sitting in his coffin and smoking a large cigar.”
“Later that year, he was living quietly in Beppu, Japan, with his mother, though he was thrown into the spotlight again when he "accidentally" shot Prince Xiankai (憲開), a cousin of the deposed emperor Puyi. According to Zhang the gun he was holding while standing at his hotel window happened to go off and shoot the young prince in the back, killing him instantly, though it was more likely he killed the playboy prince for dallying with one of Zhang's many concubines.”
“[Zhang] was known everywhere as the "Three Don't Knows" (Chinese: 三不知; pinyin: sān bù zhī). He said he didn't know how much money he had, how many concubines, or how many men in his army.”
“He loved to boast about the size of his penis, which become part of his legend. He was widely believed to be the most well endowed man in China, nicknamed "General Eighty-Six" as his penis when erect was said to measure up to a pile of 86 Mexican silver dollars.”
Does Susan scold them for being chestlets?
>Daddario
>Sarandon
Id watch the fuck out of this shit fest just for the tits potential.
too many pairs of perfect tits tbqh, I don't think I can handle it.
how are her eyes so fucking crazy
is it a medical thing? or is it just a rare color
I'd buy the one free month of netflix for this
Her tits need to be wrapped around my dick, if you know what I’m alluding to.
>Netflix's core business strategy
Just the draw, when you have millions of people you're going to get some extreme cases. She also has access to some high grade soot to blacken her eyes with.
Lake Bell has a new show with Dax Shepard and I'm going to watch it only if she does panty stuff.
I am prepared to offer you unlimited money for this project.
imagine if she put her feet in your face as a prank haha
literally the biggest butterfaces on the face of the earth
perfect bodies, but those faces....yikes.
Mammario has demon eyes but whats wrong with lake? Her Jaw?
Now this is based
No her Jew
theres no way these 2 came out of nick nolte's balls. NEXT!
Alexandra Daddario plays a slut who bounces on my dick (I’ll play myself) for 4 hours. I’m thinkin it’ll be kino.
767 flying over the Grand Canyon gets caught in an electrical disturbance and is suddenly logdged into a rock formation. The unharmed (but utterly bewildered) passengers exit the plane into the rocky cliffs of the desert and start phoning loved ones. Plane radios and beacon don’t work but pilots are able to use their cell phones to call in the coordinates. Rescue crews arrive to point given by the pilots but no plane is found and no passengers are in sight. Still, all passengers are able to carry on phone conversations, texts, emails and Video calls with the rest of the world. After searches are expanded and the plane is not found, scientists postulate that the plane has been transported to a different planet or universe but somehow the signal from their phones is being transmitted through the inter-universal ether by some unknown quantum coupling of the plane (acting as an antenna) and terrestrial cell antennas on Earth. The Passengers all become instant celebrities stranded in an unknown space/time on a planet almost exactly like Earth but not quite. Terrestrial companies take advantage and turn the stranded passengers ordeal into a 24/7 live streaming reality show shot by cellphone cameras. Some passengers try to work out a solution to the predicament while others are resigned to being stranded for good. Factions begin to form. All the while on Earth, The Lost Earthers™ becomes a billion dollar entertainment property. While life and death stakes begin to rise in the strange world, it’s a spectacle for entertainment on Earth. As the passengers begin to explore the planet, they discover that they are not alone... and some of their own are not who they seem to be... a fight for survival and control ensues, the world watches in amusement and they can’t get enough of it!
Keanu Reeves plays an ex navy-seal turned Air Marshal on his way home as a passenger on the ill fated flight.
James Marsden is co-pilot.
Michael Kelly is a physicist and passenger.
A 5 hour epic where every woman in hollywood sits on my face, culminating with Bryce Dallas Howard for the finisher.
Ahh yes the Harvey Weinstein biopic
Can someone just post that full-frontal picture of here where you can see her bush already? Is it too much to ask?
Posting leaks on the internet is an invasion of privacy user, and I dont want to get banned
Continued...
Alice Eve plays a AP reporter who is also a passenger on the flight.
Jeremy Irons plays a television producer on Earth.
Zoe Kravitz and Tom Felton also play undisclosed roles
Daddario, BDH, Christina Hendricks, Emma Stone, and Jane Levy take turns shitting on my chest for two hours
Modern setting romantic comedy but it's a fantasy world so there are elves and trolls and dragons and shit.
Best Picture Oscar and a Golden Palm winner right here.
The Celeb
Inspired by the likes of Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and Katie Pryce a slutty and not very bright teenager from a rich Florida family decides that she wants to be famous. Lacking any discernable skills she undergoes excessive amounts of plastic surgery, tries to make it big on social media, stars in her own sex tape and soon gets her own Reality Show. In the end she finds out that to be famous you don't need to be smart or talented as long as you have huge tits and no shame.
Sounds pretty neat. When you say The Lost Earthers™ aren't alone, what is the native life like?
Remake The Goonies except they're all gay or black or trannies or whatever. Lose the Asian kid, because we don't care about Asians for some reason. Bang it out on the cheap with no name child actors, toss Feldman a cameo because he'll do anything at this point, and hey presto; quadruple your investment.
Criminals of all races and orientations swinging in an entire basement with a double-digit number of sex scenes and shitty political jokes
Gory bloodbath later ensues.
An European co-production
If you spoiler it nobody will care, and a bush that nice deserves to be posted.
I thought it was part of a photoshoot
Would have been better if you included a meme actor like Wolfhard.
A 90sish kids movies played totally straight except for some classy porn elements would be 100% kino.
isn't this just Climax without any dancing?
The vast majority of their stuff exists solely to exist and take up a space in their catalog. There are probably less than 10 seasons total of good Netflix original shows, and fewer than 5 decent films.
yep
kek this face is perfect
Pushing Ice: the minseries
Natalie Alyn Lind working my cock for four hours. I come and then kick her out to watch kino with the goose man who runs on blades.
A documentary about 1 full year of me loving really hard Daddario and also fucking her tenderly.
Like bags of sand
A tale about a young man who dreams of starting his own business. As the movie goes on we see him get approved for a loan and open a humble shop in his hometown. Eventually poor decisions regarding his shop come back to bite him, and he has to choose between selling or declaring bankruptcy. Thankfully a family friend buys the shop from him and he comes to accept that even though he lost in the end, he still followed his dream. The move ends with him and one of his friends sitting outside the shop as some city slicker pulls up in a fancy German car.
bags of samd
An autobiogtaphy of Autumn Blanchett as it shows their struggle growing up as a transkid, their challenges and their rise to become the first Magic the Gathering Mythic Champion
I hear his voice fuuuuug
God damn
There was definitely a better shot with much higher definition than this, but thank you for your service anyway.
I just want to sling some dick, bruh
cottage cheese is disgusting
two vampire sisters hunt a busty blonde (kate upton) intent on making her their sex slave
What do you think is the context of this picture?
with the right script/talent behind it I feel like this could be an extremely timely picture, something to really put a mirror up to the insanity of modern celebrity and the phenomenon of the famous-for-being-famous set.
im just dumping what i have
like a bag of salty coins
DONT SMELL THEM
IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS
>let me take a naked picture of you babe it will be artsy and shit
im preparing to take a shower, but probably wont wash my hair
And I could jack off to it!
And the context of this one?
perfection
minus the face
there's nothing wrong with her face
watering her plants probably
moss in a fishbowl?
Not a fishbowl, just a nice place to grow some moss
>Cast two pairs of 10/10 boobies
>Setting is some gay hallmark movie
What the fuck is wrong with you user? I'd cast them as two good friends going on a road trip, their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, they then get abducted by a two hicks who drug, strip them naked and dump them in the wilderness. They get 30 minutes of a headstart before the hunt begins.
Why can't they just be two chicks hanging out? Why you gotta add that rape shit?
Too see them naked of course
>pence posting on Yea Forums again
Chicks can hang out naked too, my friend told me she was out camping with a bunch of the gals and they just had their titties out and chilled by the camp fire.
And you only see naked chicks during rape?
It's a movie, the setting could easily be them hanging out on a nude beach and joining the local vollyball teams which is made up by other hot chicks
Women being hunted while naked is incredibly erotic user
Didn't even mention rape btw. I should have
I figured, ya creepy grot
>man likes naked females
>he must be creepy
soiboy/ roastie detected
>Mans first thought when seeing women is to strip them and then hunt them
>Not creepy
Come on, son
Sounds good, but here’s my idea
Winona Ryder and Lorenza Izzo are lesbian lovers who find out they are actually sisters who were both put in separate foster homes. So together they go on a cross country road trip to find their birth mom (possibly played by Susan Sarandon) and a new home while avoiding incestuous temptation. They give in to temptation multiple times during the movie, but punish themselves for it. Ultimately, it'll not be played lighthearted, but will have some moments of levity. It will mostly cover some of the hi-jinks they get themselves in on the ride.
I think she's autistic and would follow any instructions you give her, but she has no concept of what sensuality is so she'd never be able to be proactive.
sulfur and burnt hair
For a movie starring daddario and lake bell? Yes. Son? You must be some gay boomer
She's a dork, and not in a haHA xD sort of way, listening to her on podcasts talk about herself, growing up it's pretty clear she's not really sensual or sexy. She might be kinky though.
Absolutely kino. What's Cumpf's Policies on shoes?
Post more Daddario
Preferrably showing her face without loads of makeup because I like that more than her tits
I prefer the prequel where Winona Ryder keeps rubbing herself on various objects because she's driven mad by lust
I would unironically watch that even if it didn't include the wonderful, exciting, and delicious lactation fetish fulfillment.
Pratt comes across Brie Larson and issues a federal mandate that requires her to wear those magnetic boots from the prison in Face Off
yes, more
fpbp
Adam sandler should have the daughter. Then you can have Adam Sandler doing his freak out over being protective of his daughter and then the mother can defend the son.
Lake Bell is a coal burner. Please keep her away from Daddario.
Um have you seen Lake Bell lately?
>Pitch your Netflix Original crap film.
There's a woman. And she don't need no man (except for black ones of course). Also throw in some FUCK DRUMPF.
i got some news for you
Throw in a Christina Hendricks nude cameo and I'm so in for that
can you fall in love with someone without knowing them? because im in love with daddario. every time i see that smile of hers my heart feels like its going to explode. shes just so pretty, and i want to hold her hand and hug her and make her happy
You forgot the part where they are dating chocolate colored folks.
>those lineback shoulders
thats a fucking man
>He doesn't want to fuck a sculpted faced woman
lowtest
KEK
She thought she had "popped" out, I don't think she's just "uncomfortable"
Having a tit lop out of your outfit is not the same as feeling awkward
>listening to her on podcasts
>>podcasts
This is peak so'y'boy
Crossover with separate episodes for Horders, Storage Wars, Antiques Roadshow, etc.
Also imagine if you got her pregnant because cumming inside her sparks joy. Haha.
That's like saying that listening to radio is so'y'boy
What the fuck is radio?
Short, swarthy european hunter-gatherer tribe has to flee the advance of a seemingly demonic invasion from giant albino-skinned farmers that kill every man and take every woman captive.
I've been dreaming about this for a while but it seems it was taken and divided in two by Valhalla Rising and Mandy.
Radio is informative. Podcasts are vapid people and e-celebs giving their garbage opinion and conversation on some topic. Only lonely losers actually listen to them because it's a friend simulator. Get a fucking grip
>Jeremy Irons
Sold.
Yes. So?
>omg I love pop music
Here's my pitch: A mockumentary revolving around s clique of 3 rockstar groupies played by Victoria Justice, Alexandra Daddario, and Ariel Winter primarily set in the 80's with metal music as the soundtrack. Big hair, tight spandex, and big bushes throughout while they learn that there may be more to life than getting deep dicked by Blackie Lawless. Title of this period piece: Slampig
I'd watch it.
Played by dad's google history (((girl)))
Why am I so attracted to strong looking women like Lake Bell?
Because you were raised by a single mother
Just accept who you are and don't think about it too much because the possibilities could be so vast
I don't think it works that way. I was raised by a single mother and I want a delicate, feminine woman who is younger than myself.
>1980's
>big bushes
Absolutely patrician taste
>I was raised by a single mother
No wonder you're a pathetic faggot posting on Yea Forums
Said the pathetic faggot posting on Yea Forums
Looks like she's been on the shit for a while.
They already made a movie pretty similar to this starring Lake called Black Rock.
Bianca (Natale Alyn Lind) just graduated nursing school and is celebrating with her friends in Hawaii.
She encounters a handsome, strapping shipwrecked sailor (me) on the beach of a small island (they on a sailboat) who's starving/malnourished and suffering from priapism. Concerned for his well-being she helps out, she has sex with him and breastfeeds him simultaneously.
I impregnate Amanda Seyfried and the movie follows us around up until the real live birth caught on camera.
>Imagine wake up everyday and being this much of a faggot
Now this is kino, so long as they don't find any clothes and have to run through the wilderness naked the entire time.
Maybe they find one shirt, and both girls fight over to see who has to be naked, and who gets to be bottomless.
Bottomless is top tier aesthetics though. Makes me hard as a diamond
what is this?
Cumpf's policy on shoes and clothing is the following.
10/10 = Must live out their lives forever naked, only allowed to wear hats and jewelry, and carry handbags
9/10 = Allowed minimal clothing to protect from the elements, shoes, jackets (so long as the breasts pop out), belts, scarfs, mittens, stockings, socks etc are all allowed so long as all three major sexual areas are not covered
8/10 = Allowed to cover 1 area of genitalia. If she goes bottomless, she can wear shoes, because her pussy and ass is showing, if she goes topless, and only exposes breasts, she must also expose her feet
7/10 = No underwear, ever, and must be a slight breeze away from major wardrobe malfunction at any point
6/10 = Must have at least one genital area showing, maybe she has a hole cut in her pants showing her pussy, or her shirt has holes and her nipples poke out, or her skirt has a strip missing at the back exposing her bum
5/10 and lower = Enforced clothing at all times.
sweaty skin and maybe some fungus
YEAH YOU WANNA GO OUT CAUSE IT'S RAINING AND BLOWING, BUT YOU CANT GO OUT CAUSE YOURE ROOTS ARE SHOWING
DYE EM BLACK
How does sex feel???
Pretty meh. I prefer masturbating
My fellow man of taste.
A movie.
A means to an end if it's a pump and dump.
An incredible intimate experience that is unlike anything else if you truly love them.
salty bags and coins
incel
Sex is to masturbating as cocaine is to Red Bull. The good stuff makes you feel like nothing else and the shitty stuff is awful, whereas you know exactly what you're getting to reach the end result.
I'll ask you guys a really real question...
How does kissing a woman feel like?
Do you just know it if you never done it?
How to know that you're good to go and she won't back up?
John Wick 4: Joan Wick
John reunites with his long lost sister (played by Winona Ryder) after her cat is killed. It gets a 100 on metacritic.
Also, I'm 30 and I'm wondering if it's too late to have a really hot and cute woman if I never kissed one?
>Do you just know it if you never done it?
yes. I had paid attention to movie kisses and practiced on my hand a few times, and the first time I kissed a girl (total slut) I was better at it than she was, and she complimented me on it. like singing or dancing it's mostly innate talent. you either "get it" or you don't. you can't imagine it perfectly before you've done it. the only advice I'll give is, don't try to use your tongue the first time. using the tongue is weird, tongues are weird. I still follow this when I kiss a new girl, I don't use tongue until she does. some never do and I intend to marry one of those.
Thanks for ruining a fun thread retards. I don't feel sorry for you faggot incels at all. How do you reach 30 and not by a whore already? If you have some aversion to them it's your own invented problems. Literally see a prostitute. Fun fact, prostitutes are cleaner and less likely to have an STD than a random stacey these days. It's literally safer to fuck whores than tinder thots now.
See a whore you fucking retards and stop shitting up threads like this.
Gay Pope
There that's a pitch
Like punching your dick with foam Hulk hands.
Fuck you lady my mom died recently
Maybe she could be a surrogate mom for you
i'd rather she mouth hug my happy hammer if you know how to read my palms.
Which shithole do you live in where people don't have light blue eyes?
"Limb" technically refers to the edge of the iris but colloquially means a ring around it. Its give the eyes the appearance of intensity and youthfulness, even though pronounced limb is visible well into middle age. It's not noticable in dark eyes. It's also not a very common feature in then gen pop. A large percentage of celebrity actresses have it because it makes them look more striking. Dadario's limb is thicker, and the rest of her iris is a lighter blue, than just about any actress in Hollywood. Probably top 0.001% of the population. She looks insane because it amplifies the appearance of intensity up to uncanny valley levels. As an actress she's also learned how to maximize the effect with facial expressions.
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