He needs Netflix

>he needs Netflix
>he needs Hulu
>he needs Amazon
>he needs Blurays
>he needs to buy tickets
>he needs cable
>he needs the public library

All you need is pic related for Yea Forums.

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>he uses Utorrent

oof

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>he needs internet access

i don't encourage everyone to torrent because we need people to give their money to the film industry so more films are made.

normies keep giving your shekels.
i'll keep on pirating because i am a neet with no income

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>found the poor

fuck off gook shill faggot

you do know that mu-torrent was planting Bitcoin Miners in people's computers, don't you?
I dumped it for Tixati, but I haven't torrented in over a year.

i have a gf, tho, op

this

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>being this retarded

I don't even watch movies. I just torrent because I can.
t. Normie with a sizeable income

>uTorrent
>current year
yeah that's gonna be a yikes from me dawg

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what happened to the colostomy bag thread?

>i am a neet with no income
I have a good income and I still pirate because it's easy, fast and I keep my earnings.

>he doesn't use version 2.2.1

>utorrent

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>he doesn't use version 2.2.1

Zoomers and boomers need to be suggested what to watch. They can’t be expected to make their own desicions.

Also they love the advertisements that come with it.

based OP has made threads wondering why the garbage he torrents got canceled after 1 or 2 seasons

how do you access the internet?

fucking this
>I illegally watched ____ !
>why was it cancelled?!?!?!

>giving a shit if shows get canceled
There's always more to watch, anons

uTorrent sucks. Use qBittorrent or Deluge instead.
I hope you're using a vpn too, user.

>Use qBittorrent or Deluge instead.
Transmission, rtorrent, and ktorrent are better.

>I hope you're using a vpn too, user.
I use private trackers, user. It's free. You have to be retarded to pay at all.

I use Transmission exclusively for certain pts. It gives you way fewer options than either client I mentioned.
>I use private trackers, user. It's free.
ishyj Your ISP can still tell if you're using bittorrent

I can't remember the last show that was still good when it got cancelled. Most have a season and a half of material max.

>Your ISP can still tell if you're using bittorrent
they literally don't give a fuck. it's copyright enforcement companies that monitor swarms on public trackers, doofus. why don't you know that?

>User opens bittorrent on one node, it runs through vpn and comes out another node.
>User downloads more data than normal streaming users who dont have a vpn

Gee I wonder how they know you pirate

theres a fucking rich white dude living in the palm island of abu dhabi who owns a seed box or two

>posting the most pleb client
cringe. i bet you used limewire

>why the garbage he torrents got canceled after 1 or 2 seasons
probably because it's garbage, user?

i recently gotten access to a seedbox for free because my friend died , for the first time in my life i'm able to torrent are there any good sites or private trackers for older stuff and foreign language movies?

If you're using too much bandwidth they care. So if you're not seeding (poor form for private trackers) and not downloading too much at once you may get by.

>are there any good sites or private trackers for older stuff and foreign language movies?
it's not like you will ever get invited or make the effort to join without knowing somebody.

>2.2.1

>If you're using too much bandwidth they care
I don't have a data cap, user. Nobody cares. I download over 2TB a month. Sometimes 3TB. Nobody. Fucking. Cares. They don't even say anything.

Dont you need invites for private trackers? Why doesnt Yea Forums have more threads about keeping kodi updated is what i wonder.

Enjoy downloading spyware, viruses and computer AIDS you degenerate thief.

>Dont you need invites for private trackers?
No. You can apply and then work your way up to the best trackers. /ptg/ on /g/ explains how.

>Why doesnt Yea Forums have more threads about keeping kodi updated is what i wonder.
Because Kodi is a pain. Torrents are simple.

>spyware, viruses and computer AIDS
Doesn't exist if you know how to torrent.

You're more likely to get that from streaming sites with all kinds of popups.

>we need people to give their money to the film industry so more films are made.

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Kodi is a pain. but once it set up it is more convenient in the long run, usually only need to update once a month or so, and Thank you Ill look into how, I havent torrented in awhile. Had a demonoid account loooong ago.

>uTorrent
>any year after 20 fucking 11

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Yeah. Nobody cares about you.

I know it's hard to hear stuff like this, but it's true. P2P without a VPN or Seedbox is like sex without a condom; the more you do it the more you put yourself at risk. Your ISP can tell when you use VPN but they can't tell what you're doing with it. They Can't bust you just for using it.

i know somebody who sells invites for 1 $ each but i just don't know which ones are good

Bullshit one more strike for me and att is fucking my shit up.

My local library is doing bag checks and using metal detectors to check for weapons so now that I can't bring my katana it's out of the question to rent kino from there now. Where else but kissanime can I get free stuff online?

>P2P without a VPN or Seedbox is like sex without a condom
Are you like 14 years old? Private trackers exist and are free. You don't need those things. I have 15 different private accounts. No VPN. No seedbox. Not a single dime spent.

>i just don't know which ones are good
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Private_trackers
All you need to know. And some of these are sold at over $200.

>one more strike for me and att is fucking my shit up.
you got caught by a company that monitors swarms and tells your ISP to strike you. Not ATT.

>Where else but kissanime can I get free stuff online?
github.com/Igglybuff/awesome-piracy

Spend a few hours reading and learning from this link and you will become a better pirate than 95% of people online.

thank you , that sounds truly horrible

>torrenting
>not just using some shady Russian streaming website
Yikers

Someone recreate justin.tv

>girl comes over
>wants to search for movies to watch
>hu-hold on.....
>opens up utorrent
>ok type it in...
>oh great some feed and seeds ok lets download it
>heh. loading up now...ah yup.
>ah there we go!
>opens up on vlc player
>alright let me get my comp hooked up to tv now
>changes input settings
>alright let's watch babe

cringe

I love telling people this. It scares them.

I'm starting to get it now. You don't know what any of this means. Private trackers don't hide your internet activity from your ISP. If they had the mind to investigate you, they'll find that you use bittorent. Private trackers only keep out copyright goons who only target swarms anyways. A VPN decrypts your data usage and certain vpns can also fragment it so there's no way they can tell what you're using it for. Get it now?

>Private trackers don't hide your internet activity from your ISP.
Your ISP doesn't give a shit. They just want your money, shithead. I've done this for half my life. My ISPs don't say shit.

what exactly do you do with trackers? I've always torrented stuff and hear about trackers, but never found out how exactly you deal with those?

>girl comes over
Huh?

If you torrent, you already use trackers. The private ones you have to log into and follow rules.

Too be fairc using a torrent client doesn't mean anything, there are plenty of things one can down load via a torrent that ia legal to do so. Your ISP wont react unless given orders to.

Not true, but at this point I don't care. I've warned you.

Tolerating some bitch that doesn't understand why you need to watch the 4k rip of Das Boot is why normalfags have all the problems they do.

Is it worth?

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You can warn all you want, nigger. My ISP has never said a thing. Keep being a cuck who pays a VPN because some faggot website scared you into clicking their commission link.

I've given up on you like everyone else :)

>watching movies with women at all
You go with flicks, user. Oscar nominees are alright too (and mostly still flicks) because she will feel cultured.

>>girl comes over
>not fucking her immediately then kicking her the fuck out

>not forcing some kino down her gullet periodically to prevent spiritual atrophy

Not gonna make it.

>If you're using too much bandwidth they care.

No they don't. Have you ever heard of a person getting in actual trouble over simply using their connection heavily? At best you get a temporary throttling. At best.

Using a VPN when torrenting is not something you do to hide your criminal activity from your ISP. Its literally there so that the random fucking people in the swarm aren't connecting directly to your device. There are tons of security holes floating around all over the place from the torrent client, to the OS to the routers. Not using a VPN is like not locking your doors basically. Sure, the chances that someone is going to go up to your door and check if its locked while you're away is slim but all it takes is a single person doing it and suddenly you can end up with a network that infected with malware that's just waiting to snatch up your paypal information or credit card details and then just empty your accounts and max out your credit. Identity theft happens all the time and is only becoming more common.

>to prevent spiritual atrophy
>women
Fighing lost wars there, dude

>download 3 movies
>ISP suspends my service and takes me to court

Yeah naw dogg

I've been exploiting Vudu's disc to digital program to get tons of movies for 2 bucks each. Am I retarded? Would I be better off just pirating? Am I slightly supporting studios this way or just wasting my money?

>he doesn't use qbittorrent

is it on mobile? I have it for my laptop

i haven't torrented in like 5 years. is there an up to date guide or anything specifically to know?

Carrying those notions leads to its reality.

My apartment complex has a theater room with Netflix in it. I get to watch Netflix with cute Chinese and Korean girls, I'll take that over torrenting.

You're doing it right user, so long as you're doing HDX you're getting some real premium picture quality you can stream anywhere via your account with ease. Vudu sends less data per second than what's being ripped from a Blu ray but you'd be hard pressed to notice a difference even side by side. I own probably a hundred vudu films and every weekend I sit down to watch something on one of three different tvs so it's worth it to me

Most private trackers that are any good are the kind that focus on specific kinds of media and structures the entire site so that people keep seeding the torrents for long periods of time while also making it easier to find specific stuff. PTP for example allows you to search by genres, year, directors, country, languages, rating on popular review sites like IMDB and MetaCritic, source format, resolution, etc. If you're a heavy user, all of this stuff is really great. You can do shit like look for 70s westerns and rank them by IMDB score and find the highest rated ones or the most downloaded. Much better than to run around on other sites and try to find top 10 lists or whatever made by some dude with a blog and its all just the same ten movies but in different orders.

I mean, its just nice to be able to do all of this stuff on the same site. If Netflix had the same search features as PTP I'd easily sign up for it.

>watching compressed 480p video on the big screen
Netflix is for women user, your eyes should be telling your brain that

I stopped after Demonoid and KAT went down. What do elite hackers such as ourselves use these days, fellow kids?

>Private trackers
sorry im not a faggot

Just buy movies you nerd. Yesterday we had thesecrazy wind storms after a bad rain and it was causing lots of power outages due to trees being uprooted. I had power but lost internet service. Felt good being able to go to my shelf and still have tons of worthwhile physical media. Watches season 1 and 2 of Psych

We need more seeder's tho.

>be me
>end up running the utm after the security dude gets fired even though it's nowhere near what my job is
>as a general rule we don't block torrent software on most computers because we're a techy place and there's some conceivably legit uses even for piracy in the name of the business
>unilaterally blacklist all versions of utorrent anyway
I did my part. If you're still using utorrent you need to kill yourself.

Based

garbage client
use rtorrent

Is qBittorrent faster or something? Why should I care when uTorrent is working just fine?

In America they care, mainly AT&T who own Time Warner. Most ISPs don't care because busting their own customers hurts profits. They usually just curve your internet speed.

The fact you ask this means you are too ignorant to be torrenting. Or using any kind of third party software. Please, for the sake of whoever you call to fix your computer every other month, just buy your movies from now on.

>Transmission, rtorrent, and ktorrent are better.
Linux? Cause I've yet to find a client better than qbittorrent for windows.

based demonoid boomer

pls no bully i am not good at internet i just want to watch fine televisual programming along with my compatriots on this upstanding uzbeki mineral sorting listserv

>he pays to watch shows he can find for free with google and clicking on the first 3 links
WEW

The app for the phone it's really good and if you download the pro version even better

me in real life

>google it
>Watch it

So how do I torent?
t. Boomer

download limewire and click on every link

this buy them instead at least thats your contribution
you dont seed anyway fag

If I'm not going to fall for collectivist fallacies about paying for media why would I fall for collectivist fallacies about seeding?

I use a VPN and have never gotten a virus, fuck off Blockbuster shill.

>Sign up for a VPN like Nord
>Download qBittorrent
>Use this (github.com/qbittorrent/search-plugins/wiki/Unofficial-search-plugins) guide to add all of the search plugins to qBittorrent
>Search for whatever you want in the qBitorrent search tab, sort by # of seeders, download one of the top ones
This should only take you less than an hour to set up and requires no special knowledge. I find everything I could possibly want in seconds without dealing with private tracker autism.

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Well Netflix is stupid cheap so the convenience to get some Netflix exclusives with zero effort is worth it. Amazon is free with prime. I wouldn't pay for it and barely use it.

Cable is stupid expensive and unless you LOVE sports no point. I mean you're paying for commercials. What the hell.

Movie tickets are for dates.

Public library is free but probably not worth the effort. Streaming service at my public library is shit and borrowing movies is eh not sure the point easier to torrent.

Torrents fill the gap and sites like ptp have some stuff that would be hard to find otherwise but I'm happy to pay a reasonable price for a service like Netflix. Once you have a semi decent (not minimum wage) job paying for convenience is worth it.

>oof
even if you're saying that ironically, you're still a faggot.

I like borrowing movies but they're always scratched as fuck.

I hate poor people.

My router is secure and I limit my swarms to private trackers.

>They usually just curve your internet speed.
lol you mean like a curveball?

What's the easiest way to watch pirated shit on your non-smart tv?

HDMI cable to laptop

>So how do I torent?
github.com/Igglybuff/awesome-piracy

Read this whole thing, Learn from it.

>Sign up for a VPN like Nord
yeah I don't pay for shit. get a life, shill

>What's the easiest way to watch pirated shit on your non-smart tv?
Buy a Roku, FireTV, Android box.

I dunno why the library can't rip the movies and burn copies. Copyright is such bullshit. Like you said it's poor people who borrow films for the most part, why should tax dollars go to buying more copies when there is no good reason you can't just make a copy?

Surprised libraries aren't pushing for that. Since libraries are tax payer funded they should just change the law and save some coin.

Holy s.h.i.t.; how is THAT up on GIthub!?Anyways...
I sincerely Thank You for that wealth of information. YOU right there are what makes this site and the boards worth it.

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Android TV's are dirt cheap. You can probably find a 'fully loaded' Kodi box (has all the pirate streaming plugins pre installed and configured) on Craigslist or Kijiji for under $100.

I have a xiaomi mi tv box and I quite like it. It was like $70 CAD and plays Netflix, Kodi (for connecting to my media server) there is also twitch.tv, vlc whatever. The really nice thing I didn't think I'd use as much as I do is chromecast. I hit send to tv from chrome and it will play it on my TV which makes watching pirate streams or legitimate shit I find on my PC super easy.

If there is a native app it will open it in that (like YouTube or twitch.tv) if not it just mirrors what's in the browser.

If you want to just play downloaded stuff setup a network share and Kodi will find it.

It's just links. Nothing wrong with that.

blu ray player and portable hard drive

I assume the problem here is she has to type in what she wants to watch, instead of browse a selection?
It can be hard to think of something if you have literally everything available, but you also can just google "best of 2018" for example...

>Letting her choose the movie
You don't get a lot of pussy, do you?

Where I live I'm stuck with ma bell, 1tb data-cap, "up to 250 mbps" down (more like 80, not really a problem for me but false advert...) and if you're caught pirating, you have to pay the isp a bs "restitution fine" for the "damage to their infrastructure" on top of dealing with possible court drama.

I've been using a vpn and transmission within a VM on a linux build running on an encrypted external HDD for several years now, also utilizing a neighbors network whenever I have available credentials. Yes, I'm paranoid. I also try to be streaming un-encrypted, legal content simultaneously while I p2p.

I remember when netflix was sorted by a hierarchy system. I cannot stand the new format, nor can my girl