"han, the jedi were real. i knew yoda"

What if he did speak wookie but Chewbacca has down's syndrome

Shut up furball

>It was real in my mind, Han!

>tfw Chewie is now Rey's driver
JUST

give it a rest chewie

not for long

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"Hey Luke, so you want to be a jedi huh. Well don't listen to Han, he doesn't believe they can use the force. Me? Oh yes I believe. During the Clone Wars the jedi came to my homeplanet, Kashyyyk, 3 Ys luke, I fought alongside Master Yoda who I believe was on the jedi council. I never met obi wan before but if he escaped Order 66 then Yoda definitely did. How do I know? We gave him a rocket ship escape pod to escape in. Yes Luke I saved a Jedis life, han doesn't believe me and thinks I made it up to pick up chicks. Anyway you should go looking for Yoda, I think he said he was going to Daga something. You'll figure something out.

Also I met another jedi who saved my life, Ahsoka Tano, she wore pratically nothing and I still have erotic dreams of her. Han thinks I invented that one up as well as some kind of perverted fantasy. It happened luke!"

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Respecting the opinions of wookies. Fucking wookie loving shag carpet muncher.

Disney Wars isn't canon.
Prequels aren't canon either.

>yeah ok ya big furball
>next you'll tell me you evaded death from some clones

Ham doesn’t actually speak Wookie. He just guesses.

>You'll figure something out, he was a good friend.
>It happened luke! She was a good friend!

There's an old fan theory about how Chewie originally owned the Falcon and him and R2 were basically top rebel spies and some other shit

>Chewies keeps trying to tell Han about all the stuff he did and has seen but Han doesn’t believe a word of it
Honestly I love this and just find it hilarious.

How Ben Kenobi knew Chewbacca?
Did Ahsoka tell him about Chewie?

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Han saw Luke use the force with his own eyes and said it was luck.

He was a good friend.

Unironically hard

There is Star Wars and then The Empire Strikes Back and that's it. Only 2 movies in the canon.

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anyone have the time travel leak?! XD

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>What's your name, son?
RAAAAAWWWRR
>RAAAAAWWWRR, what? Who are your people?
GGGRRRRRR, RAAAWR RAAAAAUGH
>RAAAAAWWWRR GGGRRRRRR RAAAWR Solo, then. Approved.

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>Han, remember that one time you actually tried to speak to me like a wookie?
>why don't you do that anymore, Han?

>Chewie was at least 20-something by RotS if wookies have human lifespans and because he fought in a war
>Episode 4 takes place 20 years later
>RotJ is about 3 years later
>Force Awakens and Last Jedi is 30 years later
Shouldn't Chewie at least be a little gray or something in the sequel trilogy? He's at least in his mid 70s? He's fucking elderly at this point and he still behaves and looks exactly the same

wookies live a few hundred years

This. Most non speaking Jedi just suck apparently if the prequels are to believe. Only main characters are gifted force users. The rest can barely bend spoons

>Episode IX
>Chewie reveals that he's been carefully orchestrating all the events of the series with the help of R2D2
>has literally dozens of Wookiee force ghosts advising him constantly
>personally consolidates all political authority under Lobot and retires to a wookiee brothel

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Yeah, laugh it up fuzzball.

no he wasn't

R2 and C3PO being in the prequels was so fucking stupid.

this is seemingly canon and intended by lucas. That the jedi did grow too fast and were of all differing ranges in their ability to use the force.

>Ahsoka saves Chewie from Trandoshan slavers
>they shake hands and go their seperate ways
>Han saves Chewie from the Empire
>wookie life pact is established between them
Shoehorning in OT characters into TCW was stupid.

Elaborate

>early 200s
>Star Wars Galaxy MMO
>only way to level in class was by actually working a day job buying a pilot or whatever.
>players had a 1/10,1000 chance of randoming getting the jedi class
>only other to it was search the servers until you find a jedi player and hope they find you worthy enough to be their apprentice.
>leveling jedi got a massive bounty place on you by empire so it meant abandoning everything from your previous job.

It was MMORPG grindy af but goddamn you were roleplaying in it.

He established her a wookie mating press

i don't agree with that, but having anakin build c3po was dumb.

does chewie have any vices?

Its like if i build a car during WW2 and it was used for multiple dangerous mission and it was still in a good condition today. But in this case its 2 robots that for some reason dont recognize obi wan.

Chewie is based and doesn't respect women. He would never submit himself to one.

WOOKIEED.COM

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Can it, nigger.

The bots got mind wiped. Obi wan should of recognized them but unlike the audience he really did see them as on the same level of cars so wouldn't have cared much.

"Han, we're gonna destroy this franchise in 40 years"

Han only pretends to understand what that hair ball says.

>Personal astromech of your pupil that tried to kill you
>Says it knows him
But I guess he doesn't remember owning any droids.

Yeah yeah yeah hhhnggaaaaarrrraaaahhhh I've heard it all before fuzzball. I don't believe for a second you were some kind of general on kashyyk during the clone wars. Just shut up and go get me a space Pib from the fridge.

Agreed. They should have just shown up at the end of 3 on Jimmy Smitts's ship.

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/R4-P17
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/R4-G9

Obi-Wan saying he doesn't remember owning any droids is like a guy who drove to work his entire life saying he doesn't remember owning a car. Did the desert heat give him Alzheimer's?

R4 was property of the republic.

Chewie is Han's imaginary childhood friend. If you rewatch the movies, Han is the only one who ever directly interacts with him.

>"You fought in the Clone Wars?"
>"Yeah they were only like 17 years ago."

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He means he worked with droids but he doesn't believing in "owning" them. #DroidLivesMatter

>Also it was just clones fighting robots so nobody really got hurt.

>and they were good friends

Ofcourse it was only 17 years ago, obi wan wouldve had to be of fighting age, and he has a normal human lifespan.

Luke was shocked because the clone wars were so brutal almost everyone died

Behold! The singularity engine! CAN YOU SEE ME NOW FATHER?

I got into SWG after they had made it easier to become a Jedi. I still don't know what it required, because all I ever did was the space flight shit. I just know that people looked down on Jedi after that because they didn't have to go through even a fraction of what it used to take to become a Jedi.

I know C3P0 got wiped, but did they ever wipe R2? It's been a while, so I don't remember.

based and wookie pilled

George go sit on your pile of cash.

this is gold

The corporate committee claimed another scalp with the rape of Galaxies

Kenobi aged REAL quick out in the desert. Man, sitting around jerking off to a kid growing up must really take it's toll

When they says it took years of dedication to become a Jedi master it was not hyperbole.

"If Order 66 is real, then where are the bodies?"

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They were Republic property not his personal droids so from a centain point of view what he was saying was the truth...

>It's impossible to kill 6 000 000 jedis. There aren't enough troops to do it and to get rid of the boddies the furnaces would have to burn a jedi every second which is impossible!

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Yeah. It was just another layer of needless destiny. But I guess it's hard to get away from that when you are making prequels and the outcome is already predestined.

>C-3P0 was just floating around disassembled on Cloud City

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WHAT OF OUR BARGAIN!? YOU PROMISED ME FLESH!!

I had no idea what I was supposed to do in that game so I spent most of my time playing my slitherhorn for folks as they slaughtered sand people.

Kek

Honestly this guy was probably 10 when Order 66 took place.
It's like a middle aged person today denying 9/11 was real.
oh...
Never mind...

No he isn't.

Chewie was 210 at ANH.

Sadly they destroyed the game with making everyone a Jedi. There is a market for hardcore mmos, Eve Online is still running just fine.

Lol imagine when wookie cum gets stuck in their fur

I know the true answer to all the obi wan inconsistencies is simply that lucas was just writing dialog he thought sounded good, however, most of what he says and does with luke could be chalked up to obi wan just playing dumb or deciding luke is not ready to know certain things.
At the point he says he doesn't remember owning any droids before he hasn't seen the message from leia and so is still playing the role of old hermit ben

C-3PO was force sensitive. He uses the force to levitate in return of the jedi.

It was always one of George's ideas to have the droids bookend the films. He wanted them to be around for the whole saga, so that "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away" would be R2 sharing the story with the Whills.

>Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader, your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you find your old astrodroid and the protocol droid that you build yourself, not even in the planet in wich you were born and won a podrà e against Sebulba

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not if naboo was alderaan like it was first intended, but vader making c3po was really really awful

>greedo fought anakin as a kid
>anaking build c3po
>leias mother gave R2-D2 to anakin
>chewie knew yoda
and yet, if you follow the script of the ot it says
>leia knew her mother
>yoda was obiwan master
>obiwan never owned droids
>obiwan helped alderaan king and father of leia
and yet nothing like that happened in the prequels

also vader and tarkin thought obiwan was dead even though he clearly won the Mustafar duel and was right there in his own stepbrother home, bullshit

It just got sold to some Korean mmo Corp so maybe it’s not that fine

maybe if he didn't have to win every little fight

I knew from the start the desire to sell the jedi experience would ruin it eventually

Vader's true identity wasn't public knowledge was it?

Speaking of which how much time is officially pass between the original Disney films. Even though the actors have of aged 30 years it doesn't seem like it's been 30 years in story

Having R2 around for most of the plot proceedings makes more sense than 3PO. He's feisty, adventurous, and can only speak in beeps, so it's easier to imagine him seeing adventures and keeping some secrets than imagining a Nervous Nelly like 3PO doing the same. 3PO should've been the one reduced to cameos throughout the first two films, hanging around the Senate with the Alderaan delegation.
Man, if George was aiming to make the droids bookend the films, then what a waste it was to not see how R2 and 3PO slowly warm up to each other after rubbing elbows in the senate. R2 would come back from some sort of big space adventure tied in to the plot, and 3PO would totally disregard his ramblings, yet slowly warm to the little fellow until he finally risks his life in the 3rd film to shelter R2 from the Jedi Purge or something.

I don't have a problem with them being in it, but they should've just been Bail Organa's droids the entire time. I don't know why George didn't just do that, it's the cleanest way to include them without getting them too involved in the plot and without retconning the fuck out of the OT. If he kept Naboo as Alderaan like he originally planned it'd have made that thread even fucking tighter. Bail Organa could have a decent sized role in TPM, the droids would still be around enough to "book end" the saga without being forced into every fucking scene (the two of them being in the Battle of Geonosis is just irredeemable) and it'd give the audience less new information to soak up during that massive info dump of a film.

Plus Alderaan and Tatooine are established as being semi-near each other in ANH which would make the whole "we've left Naboo but uh oh we need to stop for gas OH LOOK! it's Tatooine (as featured in Star Wars: A New Hope and Star Wars: Return of the Jedi)!"

This is hilarious but doesn't Leia interact with him too?

I don't think he's ignorant of the Jedi, he just doesn't consider them all powerful. The Jedi weren't powerful enough to stop themselves from being slaughtered by clone troopers, after all, and The Force isn't helping Vader find the stolen plans either.

r2d2 showing proof of the trade federation invasion of naboo in the senate and c3po calling it bullshit
yeah, couldve been funny

what did lucas mean by
>there were heroes on both sides
isn't the confederacy the bad guys? how did he get away with this. that line couldn't be said today.

WOOKED

king or gana in the senate calling for space taxes and then the TF invading his home planet in wich his wife is regent
oh men, it wouldve been so logical, then obiwan would really served Leias father in the clone wars, cause the naboo battle wouldve started it maybe with the neimodians using cloned sith or whatever
but then takin wouldve blow up the gungans and emperor home planet

ancient religion could be sith and not jedi

>how did he get away with this. that line couldn't be said today.
It was a different time

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It's because Sheev is on both sides.

So in ix are they going to have big lightspeed ships that fire little lightspeed ships at the inevitable deathstar (galaxyfucker base or whatevs)? They can use ewoks as kamikaze pilots.

>not if naboo was alderaan like it was first intended
Source?

She was humoring Han.

>you know what vader? Fuck you and your faggot religion. And take that helmet off, you look like a fucking dildo. You cocksucker.

It's actually more like this, but with Chewbacca in place of Norm and Han in place of Stoller and instead of Albert Fish it's about Jedi and Sith.

youtube.com/watch?v=yrbZxtuUdsQ

There was an indentical to Artoo astromech on Naboo’s royal starship that got blown away in TPM. Obi Wan not recognizing R2 is not really an issue, assuming that he didn’t.

Why do people act like contradictions are something new to Star Wars?
>He betrayed and murdered your father
>From a certain point or view
>Somehow, I’ve always known
Also
>yoda was obiwan master
>obiwan never owned droids
Aren’t contradictions. The first one is though, and I don’t really know about fourth.

Are dumb? Obi Wan clearly suggests that he won his duel with Vader in ANH. How does this imply that Obi Wan died anyway?

Are you dumb*

Wookie nookie strikes again

>isn't the confederacy the bad guys?
No you retard, they were just trying to do a brexit and the galactic republic chimped out.