OK so I just watched this and I'm FUCKING mad now.
Why THE FUCK did James Cameron not direct Ghost in the Shell?
FUCK EVERYTHING AND GFUCK YOU
OK so I just watched this and I'm FUCKING mad now
Juan Adams
Leo Hughes
James Cameron didn't direct this either.
Alexander Campbell
No shit, faggot. I didn't claim he did
Alexander Johnson
Idk but Alita was mediocre. Really bad writing for the most part.
Jack Perry
This flick was just as bad as GiTS though
So far only Tokyo Tribe and somewhat edge of tomorrow are the only good manga adaptions
Jace Hernandez
Alita was terrific, and the manga weeboos should crawl back under their rocks.
Daniel Young
FUCK YOU
David Hughes
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
Cameron Williams
because he is just making smurf movies, he will never do other movies in his life.
Carson Butler
The love strory, bland main love interest and pacing destroy any hope that movie was to being good.
Mason Hall
Are people still trying to pretend Alita isn't a gigantic failure?
David Sanders
Desperately. Just look at this
Ryan Collins
>Being this retarded
It made back half of its budget in ONE WEEKEND in China.
Luke Jones
>reddit spacing
Its a flop sir. A box office flop. A bomb of atomic proportions.
Camden Gutierrez
Shhh little shitposters with tiny brains
Brayden Jones
>Muh budget
>Forgetting that it does not account for marketing and expenses
>That number usually represents pre-production, production and post-production (sound, music, editing, effects and prints), but not marketing. You can add somewhere between 50 to 150% for marketing.
Face it, big eyed moron: IT'S A FLOP.
Camden Clark
>t. never heard of marketing costs
Colton Wood
GFUCK YOU!
Nathan Wood
It's Fox's most successful movie EVER in China, moron.
Kill yourself.
Evan Scott
>STOP ADMIRING FAKE ROBOT GIRLS
>THERE ARE PLENTY OF REAL WOMEN OUT THERE READY TO SETTLE DOWN NOW
>REAL MEN LIKE REAL WOMEN
Jack Morgan
And it hasn't even broke even yet.
Gabriel Sanchez
It will make $500M and make a significant profit, absolute retards. It's tracking ahead of Ready Player One, which no one would consider a flop.
Justin Bailey
500m would be barely a profit. BARELY.
Brandon Roberts
>sweet delusions
BIG EYED FLOP
Connor Martin
But user, Alita just wanted to give you her heart
Gabriel Brooks
Ignore the trolls dude, every one loved Alita
Jack Wright
does this mean were getting a sequel? please tell me were getting a sequel.
Wyatt Morales
they couldn't afford a good director because scarjo ate all the budget
Samuel Young
It has been out for literally 3 days in China and Japan, its biggest markets.
The more you talk, the dumber you will feel in a few weeks.
Thomas Sanders
james cameron doesn't do what james cameron does for james cameron
Nicholas Ward
>American movie
>starring american actors
>speaking english
>biggest market is china and japan
Andrew Green
>the movie will sell in the next weeks, I swear!
Big. Eyed. Flop.
Kevin Peterson
>budget `170 mil
>market 170 mil
>total budget little of 340 mil
>Made 264 mil, just opened in China and Japan this past weekend which hasn't updated on BOMojo yet
>Yea Forums Still thinks its a flop
Lol k
Oliver Barnes
FUCKING GO WATCH THE MOVIE GO BUY THE TICKETS NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Luis Clark
agree, but that doesn't stop anime-watching pedo masturbators from enjoying it
Lucas Rodriguez
Nigger if it doesn't break even on the opening weekend its a flop.
Colton Flores
If anything else, it still looks like shit.
Cooper Mitchell
Warcraft movie levels of bad, but the Warcraft movie could at least be forgiven in that you could tell that they weren't really trying all that hard. Alita was trying and it failed on so many levels that you could take its desiccated corpse and convert it into a multi-story car park. I left the cinema feeling personally responsible because I'd been hyping up this movie to my friends for weeks now, and there was a point where we genuinely considered walking out (I saw 6 people leave before we did).
Honestly there are so many plotholes, and contrivances, poor character development, (teleporting characters??) and bad writing ("I'm gonna carve you up and see if you're as ugly inside as all the others"HISSING SOUNDS), it would by easy for me to type up an entire post deconstructing this mess of a feature. It has cemented it for me beyond doubt that there really are just some things that cannot be translated competently from animation to film, especially the imagery of a tiny, middle-aged man dragging around a rocket-propelled war hammer.
Alita is never really at any real risk of danger throughout the course of the movie. She starts the movie OP and finishes the movie OP like your typical mary sue.
0/5. I completely understand why he handed it over to Rodriguez
Christian Parker
Unbelievable hate boner from trannies for this movie. Been a bit since I've seen this much rage.
Xavier Thompson
60 GORILLION BOX OFFICE?? THAT NOT EVEN ENOUGH TO COVER THE GRAHAM'S NUMBER MARKETING COST, AND THE TREE(3) NEEDED FOR A SEQUEL TO BE MADE
Hunter Thomas
from the same article, retard:
"A worldwide finish above $400M is expected, though Alita remains a pricey break-even proposition and only recoups 25% of Chinese turnstiles — finance sources still believe that Alita will have a hard time seeing profit."
bombita BTFO
Alexander Nelson
OH NO NO NO
John Sullivan
>have a cute actress playing your lead
>decide to make her eyes look kawaii uguu large
>ruin your movie and making it a flop
Sasuga, Cameron and Rodriguez.
Landon Richardson
>Had a good opening in China
>Chinese apparently love the movie
I think that's game bois.
Ethan Ward
>News outlets tend to report lots of box-office data without giving that much context.
>As Phil Contrino, editor of BoxOffice.com, says, "The mainstream media is guilty of this. They look at the opening weekend — and instantly a movie is a success or a failure." But the truth is way more complicated than that. Sometimes, a film can do well in its first weekend and then stumble in later weekends. Or a film can develop "legs," like Christopher Nolan's Inception, and win a few weekends in a row.
Jayden Lopez
This triggers the Alita marketers
Nathan Brown
>Alitafags this desperate
Chase Rodriguez
>Mouseshills on damage control
Adam Price
>hating alita makes you a mouse shill
I want the mouse to die too faggot.
Austin Sanchez
It's reverse marketing
mousefags love this garbage flick
Aaron Fisher
Are you saying Alita made more money 2nd week than first in the US?
Jace Miller
>liking alita makes you an alita marketer
Fuck off, disney shill
Ayden Edwards
But user, trannies love Alita
Jace Williams
ITS A FLOP ITS A FLOP ITS A FLOP
Elijah Lopez
>thoughtful, yet overrated art movie in the same category as 3dpd anime live film with pug eyes
Ok, user. BIG EYED FLOP
Brayden Morris
You haters are pathetic.
Ryan Roberts
>Alita shills were Capeshitters all along
Kek
Juan Parker
>can't even turn a profit
Ian Adams
Stick to your general, spic
Camden Taylor
Jayden Allen
Funny the user score compared to captain marvels is significantly different
Christopher Torres
OK so I just watched this and I'm FUCKING mad now.
Why THE FUCK did The Wachowskis not direct Battle Alita Angel?
FUCK EVERYTHING AND GFUCK YOU
Levi Brooks
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Wyatt Green
Alita is QT
Mason Parker
jesus christ you people are retarded. Why can't you accept that this movie isn't a flop? At this rate it will easily break $400 million, which means it will be in the top 200 grossing movies of all time. That isn't a bomb.
Adam Bell
Your life story is bad writing for the most part.
Parker Hughes
Alita is Cameron's waifu, Motoko is not.
Evan Nguyen
Robert Sanders
youtu.be
this film is distributed by Fox, which is owned by disney. stop paying to see this Disney film
Connor Kelly
>first row
literally /incel/core
>second row
advanced normie
>third row
normie
Daniel Hall
>which is owned by disney
Completely fucking wrong.
Brody Harris
It is when the movie almost cost 400m to make and promote.
Alexander Sullivan
They're really upset today
Matthew Rivera
>alitashitters have shit taste
what a surprise
Cameron Carter
>Cameron so based that he understood that Motoko got two great anime movies but Alita never got one and naturally went with the lesser exposed fan favorite
Josiah Hughes
>/incel/core
This fucking place has gotten too pleb to even grace with my presence.
>swish of waistcoat as I depart
Landon Evans