SHOPLIFTER!

Did you read it?

SHOPLYFTER!

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Buzz

Is she hot

GOTCHA

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i dont remember this scene in koreda-sans film

You made a Home Alone thread, two months AFTER Christmas? What kind of idiots do you have posting here?

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ban tactical assault boots

*vague discontented noises*

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The finest on Yea Forums!

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Above average.

Obviously the owners manual for the Toyota MR-2

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Oh yeah.

I wanna fuck Kevin's mom

Tell you what, take the turtle dubs. You keep one, and you give the other, to a very special person. That way, you'll check em forever!

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Because he shoveled until his hand were raw while these unappreciative neighbor shits flew off to Paris without their youngest child

I miss Home Alone 2 times. It wasent as good as the first one but it was alright and gave you more Kevin Mccallister lore to see at the movies when Christmas was still magical

And??? Don’t just leave us hanging

tell us about how many cocks she sucked faggot

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Little costume detail, Harry's tie pin.

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As a kid it was also more magical to imagine yourself stuck in a hotel in NYC, than just being stuck in your own house. I still want to go to a toy store at christmas like the one in the movie.

>Beat that, ya little cocksucker

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Looks like it’s modeled after FAO Schwarz from the movie Big in New York. I went once as an adult with some friends a few years ago

HOWDY DOO

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woah, he's also the cop?

She wasn't a prolific writer by any means. Just a short summary of ever day. I didn't read the whole thing. I skimmed it for the juicy bits. The first time she had sex she didn't go into much detail of event. She complained about having to use a condom because she didn't know ahead of time that birth control takes a month to start working. She described that she never had anything that big in there and she didn't orgasim. She apparently had a problem with that for a few months. She also has sex on our parents' bed a few times. I don't remember much more than that.

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>She also has sex on our parents' bed a few times

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SHOPEATER

Why didn't the wet bandits just shoot him?

Youre a regular armond white

So do i, wanna double team her, ill take the arse

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Another NINE months until comfy Home Alone 1 & 2 every night till Christmas season

Sad !

Christmas in July, user.

Uuuuuu-UUAAAGGH

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GET OUTTA HERE YOU NOSY LITTLE PERVERT OR I'M GONNA SLAP YOU SILLY

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What did he mean by this?

Buzz, I'm going through your stuff, better come here and pound me!

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Oh noooo-

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Alright Johnny, I'm sorry. I'm goin'.

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If he was so filthy, why didn't Johnny offer him the use of his bath upstairs?

He said that if the child did not desist from looking upon his naked body that he would begin striking him across the face mercilessly.

The double sided buttplug

This is Peter McAlister.
The faaaather.

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WATCH IT KID HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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that's true

Caption this

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punching niggers

This whole scene terrified me as a kid.

I just said this before I read this
Also in the mood for Pepsi and pizza now

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Acey was still using it.

Choose

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All with my STOLEN CREDIT CARD

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>Plaga
What're you buyin', kid?

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Dad, can you come here and pound me?

This stuff looked a lot more appealing as a child. I'd choose the cookies I guess.

That's how they get ya.

I'll take the lot, with this STOLEN CREDIT CARD

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You'd better not wreck my prostitute, you little sourpuss, your dad's paying good money for it.

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KEVIN
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM

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fagle chips

Gimme the beans

those cookies look real good. maybe it's the way they're wrapped.

based

>M-M-M-M-M-MUHCAHWUHSTUR

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Those boots always triggered my ASMR reflex

>starts speaking French
>Kevin ignores him
Imagine if this was made today.

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i like you

BUZZ! Bring the vaseline, my butthole is dry!!

no, thats actually joe pesci's brother john

Sorry old man Duncan no dubs over here

Ohhh yees-

hollywood

i catch thieves at a krogers for a living and I have arrested people for stealing a 50 cent candy before

>85 replies
>not one marv skellington post

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straight for the twinkies baby

Nice house! But there's no bathroom in it!

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Lel

Went there once every few years as a kid. It was awesome.

To this day still, everyone ignores the French.

Driver, know any good porn stores?

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Shockmaster!

also related

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Good. I think they should die. If they are stealing things they probably will never amount to anything and will be a net loss for humanity.

Stigmata

>shop owner spends $2.49 on toothbrush
>sell for $2.99, $0.25 go to overhead, $0.25 profit
>profit goes into his piggy bank for his kids to go to college someday
Liberal thief wants him to give away toothbrush that he spent his own money on, and wants to shame him for caring about such a small sum of money, even though the thief was too cheap to just pay the small sum of money in the first place to buy the toothbrush.

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Is this the best scream ever?

youtube.com/watch?v=0Sz1j2Z7GQc

No, this is.
youtube.com/watch?v=fhAPvmZJBUc

The actual answer is this

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American Dental Association?

I wish my store had someone to beat the thieves mercilessly.

This concierge approaches your luxury hotel room you paid for with a STOLEN CREDIT CARD, knocks on the door and announces "Housekeeping!".

What do you do?

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I hope she gets painal for fucking on the parents bed.

He's unironically a metaphor for jesus

Immediately bark "Hold it right there!" and inform him that I already smelt him exiting the elevator, and that though I bestow my forgiveness upon him for this infraction, my grudge holding tommy gun does not. Thus I give him to a count of three to depart from my door before I pump his ass full of lead.

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WOOF

Well, this cat they talkin' about, I wonder who could it be?
'Cause I know I'm the happiest cat
The happiest cat you ever did see
When they see me walkin' down the street, hey hey hey
None of the fellas want to speak hey hey hey
On their faces they wear a silly smirk 'cause they know I'm the king of the cool jerk, whoo

SHOTPUTTER

That AW11 manual because I'm an /o/tist

What became of Jimmy the Stock Boy?

Upper crust looking white boy from Chicago? Probably ended up working in the loop somewhere.

Take a shower