You're gonna watch his movie, right Yea Forums?

You're gonna watch his movie, right Yea Forums?

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Doesn't this cheapen the profession of detective? Pikachu is essentially a dog.

He's a rat, a sneaky electric rat.

I'm torn, pikachu looks cute but I don't want to look at that goblino mutt protagonist.

Since my kids love pokemon and pikachu, yes, I will

I was too old for Pokemon in my day...but for some reason, I'll watch this

>The "profession" of sticking your nose where it doesn't belong can be "cheapened"

Of course. I'd rather give my money to this cute little mouse instead of giving it to the dirty nigger mouse and his stupid capeshit.

This is going to flop so hard

In the games he sniffs out hidden loot like a dog. Which would be useful for a police dog. But it's the uniforms that use dogs, not detectives.

Imagine believing this

Hell yeah we are.

I think its actually impossible for this to flop. It's the biggest media franchise in the world, AND it's their first live action movie.

of course. I'll be taking my wife and 3 children to see it too

why is ash a nog
I thought japs hatted nogs

They put their heart and soul into this film. Im in.

Lol

i was when i thought it was ash and misty
but now its just some shit based on a spinoff game i'm not haha

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>live action
>all the pokemon look like a dumpster fire

No

Am I the only one who would

I would watch it but unfortunately has a nigger as protagonist.
Legit impossible

>no Danny Devito
No

What movie?

>watching a live action anime adaptation
It'll bomb just like alita.

I will probably see it even though I fucking hate Ryan Reynolds.

This combined with Pikachu sounding like a disgusting middle-aged man kind of kills it for me

>Nothing in the rulebook says a dog can't play detective.

$1 billion guaranteed

No. Pokemon sucks outside of the first few games and the lead was embarrassingly bad in Jurassic World.

Fuck off /pol/

Pikapool? I don't know, maybe. Never cared for Pokemon and I was lukewarm on both Deadpool films.

You know it

It's going to make at least 800 million.

pika pika!

They hate all foreign races equally.

Alita is doing fine though.

PIKACHU IS CUTE!
CUTE!

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>Live action Pokémon comedy movie
>failing
>After Pokémon GO became a huge hit among both old people and kids

>all the pokemon look like they would in real life

FTFY. What did you want, for them to be copy-pasted straight out of the anime in a "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"-like attempt?

>confused on the announcement of WB making a movie based on a Japanese exclusive 3DS spin off game (at the time)
>realize that the game has a story that can be easily malleable to fit a Hollywood 3 act structure without heavily compressing major plot points to fit the 2 hour mark
>Hesitant at first because of Director saying he doesn't know anything about Pokemon, regardless of liking his prior films
>he hired die hard fans for his production team
>clearly shows from the trailer alone with the details in the background and all the decorations in the MCs room
>actually showing and referencing non Gen 1 Pokemon everywhere
>all the Pokemon look great and how they are supposed to given the live action setting except for Charizard
>Ryme City perfectly encapsulates what I imagined the Pokemon world to be like
>quickly became one of my personal most hyped movies of the year next to Godzilla KOTM

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Ryan Reynolds ruins it.

Check this out. We got an expert on what fictional creatures would look like in real life.

>Dammit Pikachu, this is the fourth suspect you've zapped this week and the Indigo League is breathing down my neck
>You're Zap Cannon, Pikachu—I'm taking you off the case
Pika pikaaa?
>There's nothing I can do now. I'm handing your portfolio to Abra. Turn in your badge. And your other badge. And your other badge. And your other badge. And your other badge. And your other badge. And your other badge. And your other badge.

Why does this or that sonic shit exist? Fuck hollywood. Get some original ideas. Anyone who will watch this and allow their kids to watch it should get lobotomized.

They look like they do in the anime and games with a realistic touch, keeping them completely recognizable as what they are.

Yes. I will go out of my way to support anything that isn't disney

Yeah probably

I say the same thing, all who like what I hate should be executed.

abso fucking lutely.

>the first live action Pokemon movie
>not featuring Ash/Red
NOPE
I suppose its for the best anyway. They would probably make Ash a gay spic.

>be me
>grow up in Christian home where Pokemon was considered "bad"
>play it behind my parents backs as I got older
>Pokemon Go releases
>everyone's playing it
>parents think it looks fun
>mom is still obsessed with it
>probably gonna want me to see this movie with her

It's funny how things can change.

We have the anime and 18 other movies of that. How about we let the live-action one adapt a different part of the franchise.

no

>"hollywood needs to do something different!"
>does something different
>"I hate it when they do something different, I want the same thing for the millionth time!"

Except the other 18 movies arent hollywood

It would still be yet another retread of something we've been watching for the last 20+ years.

No it isn't. Now get back to your containment general.