Character goes to bar, starts small talk, and has sex at the end of the night

>I’m just wondering where these bars exist
Just imagine: NOT living near redneck biker bars and trailer parks might actually result in the prevalence of attractive, feminine women

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I think it's more I want sex with someone who hasn't known me long enough to be put off by me. I'm actually not that bad looking I'm just awkward as fuck.

women that attractive don’t need to stoop to going solo to a bar in order to find someone. the bar for that is low

Best thing to do is befriend the staff, and you'll naturally start to meet people they know by hanging around there often enough
Is that really so hard to grasp?

How do I get attractive single young women then

>women that attractive don’t need to stoop to going solo to a bar in order to find someone

PSA: people dont go to bars to find a soulmate

He said find someone, not a soulmate

you’re asking the wrong guy, friend :(

I live in a nice area. It’s just that cute girls don’t go to bars unless they’re with a party or their boyfriends.

>the bar is quiet enough to have a normal flirty conversations
I guess these scenarios are actually possible in an elite hotel's bar

>you will never pick up Emily Blunt at a bar and choke fuck her until she comes at the end of the night

Why even live?

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>character can get hard when girl touches his dick or sucks him off but whenever it's time for sex he gets soft
LMAO who would do this r-right

nobody here has gotten laid at a bar lmao STFU

this guy gets btfo in pic related too

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never thought about this desu

I never even kissed in my life, let alone got laid.
haha

Not true, almost every western whore has had a one night stand with a complete stranger at one point in her miserable life

Nice reading comprehension. your mother should've aborted you

>character goes to bar
>doesn't have a mild panic attack trying to remember bar lingo for ordering a drink

>character goes to the bar
>locks eyes with woman
>cut to sex scene
Literally me

I have at a club. Nobody goes to a bar to get laid or alone for that matter

a cute girl started working at my workplace. she hasn't given me more than a single passing glance.

Should I kill myself?

>character enters bar
>locks eyes with woman then she looks away
>cut to rape scene

Shes playing hard to get. She wants you.

thanks user, I'll rape her

Rape is the nuclearpill

Have you guys really never ever had a one night stand?

I never even kissed a girl in my entire life, let alone got laid.

Way too social anxiety ridden to start a conversation with a woman. I just hire an escort and call it a day.

khv here, what the fuck do you think?

I've done it

haha yeah, what's the problem with going out to a bar you've never been to, figuring out how to ask for a drink, and then finding a woman who won't pepperspray you just for approaching her haha fucking nerds

all day there has been nothing but threads of normies crying about their relationship problems
I'm gonna harness my bitterness and start hitting the gym again, maybe I can at least get some tinder sluts

do you know where you are?

YEAH, SERIOUSLY, IF YOU WENT TO AN AMERICAN COLLEGE, THERES PROBABLY A 0 PERCENT CHANCE YOU WENT 4 YEARS WITHOUT A ONS

>character goes to bar
>starts small talk
>has sex at the end of the night
>4 years later she regrets it or sees that you are happy and successful or just wants attention
>writes a Facebook post that she didn't want to sleep with you but felt pressured
>lose your job
>friends won't talk to you
>gf/wife leaves you
>society is repulsed by you

WELCOME TO 2019 BOYS

Shut up and spill your advice already.

I thought hooking up at bars is just some american Hollywood meme?

I could go to this local bar/pub near me every single day and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't ever speak a word with anyone but the bar guy when ordering if I don't actively try to come to other people's tables. No one comes in alone, there is no film-like "lonely" girl at a bar, everyone comes in small closed groups and drinks/talks by themselves in that group, I just can't see it happening unless you're a 10/10 extremely outgoing turbochad who can come to a strangers table and start introducing himself to everyone around without it being forced

user... dont do that kind of questions, not in here. You know some of them dont know how to just be themselves.

just have a few drinks and talk about whatever (ie tv shows and kinos for example) with a bitch. Women get horny and like to drink too.

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t. incel

t. false rape claiming roastie

It's more appropriate for clubs where youre dancing and shit, not for quiet bars where you're just having a sitdown with friends
Might as well hit on chicks in a cafe or something otherwise. People meet each other in loads of different ways but the chance to pull that off is pretty much 0

But girls are never alone like that in a bar, I could only try to approach literally entire groups or pairs of people but how the fuck does one do that
>hi I'm user have you seen The Sopranos haha
yeah real good

I see a lot of people alone at hotel bars near airports. That's the only setting I've been in where I've picked up a chick at a bar.

it'll be alright once you get out of junior high, son.

jokes on you. I'm 38

Cafe chicks are the best public girls, but I'd feel like a creep approaching them out of the blue.

that's a lot of years being held back, must be tough being a downie

>I'd feel like a creep
Exactly. You either need that normie confidence or just the mindset of not giving a fuck about anything and moving on after rejection

This one actually hurts
It's like there's an endless amount of barriers meant to keep me from interacting with cute girls

>character tries to talk to stranger
>the look on the stranger's face just screams "ok i'm entertaining you for 5 seconds to be kind but please go away"

>juvenile comeback
typical Yea Forums response

I've watched 5+ years of Pickup Artist videos and have fucked 300+ girls from Tinder yet still have only completely cold approached random girls girls in a public setting at a number less than 10 due to crippling approach anxiety and none of those approaches every leading to anywhere.

Also have never banged a girl from work or anything. Thank god for Tinder

The trick is to go to a night club and then hang out in the smoking area, that's where all the attractive young people are. It's easy to start chatting too because you just ask for a light and then say something like "Do you come here often"?

Phone rings, everyone looks around nervously. You gonna answer that?

Tinder/online apps are the way to go

Makes things 100x easier. Too many things need to go right (Is she single? Is she from the area? Is there a place you can both fuck that night? Is she even attracted to you? Is she with her friends? Can she leave her friends?) in a random club/bar setting/

Really, faggot? If you're gonna samefag at least use it to shitpost or something, not to reiterate your boring story

Just be yourself bro

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4u

It's not the sex. I'd rather get her number and have a date later that week. But women are incapable of having any interest in a guy she hasn't fucked, and if you just ask for her number she'll view you as unmanly and weak

I don't get it. I made out with some random girl at a rave, which was nice, but I had no desire to bring her home at all. Maybe I'm asexual or something

Do you really have to dance in front of tons of strangers to get approached by girls in clubs? I feel like the bar is still the less humiliating choice.

How do you meet people of the female persuasion if you don’t partake in the consumption of alcohol or other debaucherous activities?
Also how do you do the hanky panky without the privacy of owning your own home or apartment?

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If you're even moderately okay at dancing it's a good ice breaker

But smoking is bad for you user

Literally me. Someone answer these questions right fucking now.

Get a hobby get a goddamn hobby besides posting Chinese cartoons on the internet. You’ll meet more interesting girls than if you went to bars anyway

In real life it's:

>Go to bar
>Make small talk with bartender and a few strangers
>Small talk is mostly about TV shows
>Order 3-9 drinks
>Need to go to bed because you're drunk and need to rest it off

>hanky panky in your parents home
Depends on how strict your rents are. I stopped giving a fuck and never got any crap for it. Just make sure if youre fucking in a guest bed you wash the sheets cause you gonna greased up after

>borderline autistic when sober
>once I’m drunk I become almost Chad-tier in personality
>dance like a retarded madman which gets some people to laugh and join in
>also feel good and maybe even happy when smashed
>have no desire to drink whatsoever unless I’m with people and we intend to get wasted
what the fuck is wrong with me? how can I bring these positive traits into my sober persona?

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>character isn’t too scared to step foot in the bar
>character knows how to order a drink
>character has drank alcohol before

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apparently this works if you just go out to the smoker zone to “get some fresh air.” but then you’d have to make out with an ashtray and who the fuck wants that

Pro-tip: Drink some alcohol BEFORE you get to the bar, a nice buzz

Then just order a "gin and tonic" and continue getting toasty

>Get a hobby get a goddamn hobby
Way easier said than done. Some of us just have no passions in life

Fuck, how do you do?
I'd have to live 800 years if I wanted to carry out everything I want to do in life.
Anyway, I suggest you find a sport, it's both good mentally and physically.

>character goes to bar and sees a woman
>cut to them having sex

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I’m incredibly depressed for this exact reason and would commit suicide if not for having to take care of my parents. Could you list some of your hobbies/passions and maybe I could draw some inspiration?

>girl is doing something
>man enters room, stares at her like she's an angel visiting earth
>girl not only maintains eye contact, but smile
Bullshit

>go to bar with friends
>drink and have fun
>say hi to girl with her friends in the next table
>start talking
>drink with her
>go home with her and have sex

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>character doesn't go to a bar alone to try and get laid
>character doesn't order a single coke on his debit card because he doesn't drink
>character doesn't see a group of milfs right next to them talking loud and having fun
>character doesn't finish his coke and quietly leaves to go home
Movies these days never get it right

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I almost did but couldn't get hard because I was too nervous and my dick is weird.

I go to a bar with mates, we are having such a fun time thots gravitate towards us. We play them against each other in what we call thotvivor to see which ones will sell out their friends to fuck a Chad. We reward that one by getting voice recorded consent first, then getting her blackout drunk running a train on her back at her place, then robbing her blind. When they come round and realise what happened they never pursue us, and we never see them out again. We've had mates of previous girls come say they've been acting way nicer since one of us smashed and think we have magic dicks that fix shitty women, and then try set us up with other hot and bitchy friends. So the cycle continues. Thot status: patrolled.

>Character has friends

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This obviously isn't true, but I will choose to believe it regardless

hello r eddit

I have, but I'm a quasi-normalfag

Bars are degenerate and i hate this stupid society that encourages random sex everywhere. Im right and u know it

You are, but you only think that because you don't get any

I'm right and you know it too

>i can't have sex so i hate it

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There isn't you just talk to her gay boy

whats it like having your dink inside a human females vaginer?

Feels good man.

If your not good with picking up cunts you can just wait outside follow one home and rape her and cause you don't know her you can bust inside!
>If she's really good looking you can cave her face in so she just kills herself

Cope incel sex is wonderful and you will never have it

tight, warm, wet and electric

>incels not understanding that...when she's in the mood, and you fit the bill, it's startling how quickly things get set in motion

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Wrong

>talk to girl on tinder for about five lines
>she comes over
>within five minutes she's bending over on my bed without clothes asking if "daddy's going to spank her"
>mfw

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PoF?

>I did once back when I was in college.
>My buddy from high school was working at a foundry at the time and out partying every weekend.
>I'd go along sometimes
>we went to this chick he was talking too's apartment
>three girls there
>one's a thick redhead
>we play Kings and get fucking drunk
>blur
>eventually everybody is ready to call it a night
>redhead and other chick go upstairs
>me, by buddy and the girl he was there with getting food in the kitchen
>chick my friend is talking giggles to shows my friend a text
>he tells me I'm supposed to go sleep in the redheads room
>go up there and knock. She days come in
>lay down beside her and she rolls over towards me
>we start making out, very clumsy and sloppy due to vodka
>we both start touching each other all over
>she's wet as fuck

cont.

stop wanking

boring

I’m stealing this technique, thanks. Although you do have to rely on her happening to catch your eye and not being entranced with her tablemates.

anons like him who are able to come up with stuff like that on the fly have very... special minds.

Not as good as sunking Phil's dink to be honest

b urself

That's not the kind of girl you make movies about. That's the kind of girl that ends up headless in a slasher film.

I was going to tell you that it's rude to make fun of anons for never having a one night stand but then I remembered I had 2 so far and I'm 22

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