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Everything was so much purer back then

Everything now is vile, explloited, pre-programmed and artificial

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>Kelpiens commit genocide against the Bagul
>the Bagul somehow acquire technology that allows them to kill and subjugate their oppressors
>subjugate the Kelpiens but allow them to leave peaceful, idyllic lives
>Vanir comes and fucks everything up
>Kelpiens are now both "evolved" and probably super pissed (if Saru and Siranna are any indication)
also
>the formerly best character is now a moody annoying teenager
>Bagul forgot they had giant space super weapons after the first encounter despite Discovery threatening them
>planetwide EMPs are impossible in the 23rd century (???)
>constantly interferes in the natural evolution of cultures/species/planets with no qualms about the prime directive, aside from brief lip service
I tried but this show is so goddamn stupid and anti-Trek

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I have all the holo-frens I need.

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Trek is a hatebox or whatever

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agreed

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Attention Bajoran Workers
Every Bajoran shit must die
That is all

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>ywn be a Trekker in the 70s
why even live

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Who is the Grace Lee Whitney of TNG/DS9/VOY/ENT?

Gosh, just look at the time.

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>that snakeskin belt

I didn't think it was possible for him to be any more based but I guess I was wrong

>tfw the fatty's got a bigger dicc than Dukat

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Jenn Lien

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My dad said he went to a Trek Convention in Chicago in 1976?(or 77) where they were announcing TMP in the works. He said DeForest Kelley had a pink leisure suit on holding baloons, but that Shatner or Nimoy werent there.
Ive never been able to find proof of what he's talking about as I cant find any pictures from a 70s Trek convention in Chicago

Denise for TNG
Lien for VOY
no idea about DS9 and ENT.

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Is this the "race realism" The Orville is supposed to be celebrating?

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The 70s was a great time for trek. But I think it peaked in the 90s

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>1970's
when men were men

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lied tu u

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I believe him, if only for the image of Kelley in a pink leisure suit. Based De.

>Are we still on for hasperat tonight, Commander?

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YES GEORDI

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Trek Convention was code for “gay hookup” in the 70’s. A “De-forest Kelly in a pink lesiure suit” means a southern shaved virgin twink.

I love that he's turning into a Cardassian irl

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TNG kinda had a point, though. 13% of the population and all... TOS was telling us Uhura needed bleeching. TNG was telling us why.

where is that guy's right hand

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>computer, I have a date so put on some music. Something steamy and erotic

*chirp*

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you know where it is, user

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awfully nice

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Who would win? The Borg or Cenobites?

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Okay, so you're a /trek/ regular. What's your gimmick? We all have one.

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bad memes and worse commentary

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I am the biggest Marcfag. I also forced "was it rape" and am a popefucker.

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that depends. who the fuck are the cenobites

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I post a little bit of everything.

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sometimes i lalpost.

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Hellraiser, rape demons

memes and bums

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i don't think the cenobites would be interested in the borg, and unless the borg can assimilate the cenobites, then the borg would lose interest in them. i think they're far too different in the way they operate and their goals to have any real conflict.

>encyclopedic recall of episode titles, plots and subplots
>proponent of a “watch it all” policy
>friendly banter
>bad photoshops
>faggy collages
Also I was part of the Jae/Pretty posting duo and now one of what I assume is 3-4 Simpsons Trekkies.
Also I couldn’t get Tin Man posting to stick.

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>gimmicks in /trek/
lol nerds

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>demons
Angels to some.

I like ridgenosed whores

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haha i wonder if anything else is ridged haha

I'm the guy who started that meme that everyone likes. Literally everyone stands up and claps when they see it and the female poster itt called me cute. Not the tranny, the actual female.

That's a stupid question!

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I think STD is only 90% bad, and I defend STD against people who think that STD is 100% bad. Some people can't handle nuance so they accuse me of being a pro-STD shill.

>a popefucker
By the Prophets

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thats not funny my dad is dead now so I will never know the truth

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*dodges*
*teleports behind you*
nothing personell, my child

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fanlore.org/wiki/Star_Trek_Chicago
literally first hit on googs

Who would win on DS9?:
>Boston Market
>Kenny Rogers Roasters
>the replicator

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Thanks for this, never occurred to me before.

Im sorry, friendo

Very well, you can stay.
Dismissed.

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Customer service matters, user. Would you prefer an average meal with incredible service or a perfect recreation of your favorite dish but you have to bus your own tray?

>fanlore.org/wiki/Star_Trek_Chicago
That wasnt the one though because he said Shat and Nimoy werent there.

its okay he was 63. i bet he never expected his idol Shatner to outlive him

>bus your own tray
isnt that what robots, holograms, and slave races are for?

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The Emissary is wise in all things

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legally, it's only allowed to be 25% bad.

This storyline for Geordi left me a little shook as a little black nerd. Even in the magical future where I can make the cute girl of my dreams I'll be called a perv. Like damn.

well, in that case... i guess it comes down to if the Boston Market on DS9 is staffed by american goblinas/os and the Kenny Rogers Roasters is staffed by Thai ladyboys, and which you prefer.

>Jae/Pretty posting duo

Been a long time, my friend

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fanlore.org/wiki/Leslie_Fish
This is our fate and I welcome it

What's the venn diagram look like on popefuckers and dukatposters?

>making OC and being active in the fan community
>This is our fate and I welcome it
>implying pic related isn't your fate

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Maybe your dad misremembered or you misremembered what he said? Looks like Shatner was wearing a pink outfit
youtube.com/watch?v=afSvBLDrcJY

I'm fit as fuck and already older than that guy

maybe. i'll never know now. cool video

>In every fannish forum of the day, she laid out the conceptual groundwork for K/S. Her basic argument was that bisexuality is natural, that 20th century gender roles and sexual preferences are learned and can be unlearned, and that a sexual relationship between Kirk and Spock was a natural progression of the love and affection they plainly shared.
Truly the Bashirhomo of her time.

I am sorry Geordi, but you must read the filename.

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>I used to be a Trekker but I sort of lost interest when NEXT GENERATION came along; it's just too pusey, Yuppie-ish, and bloodless for my tastes.
lesliefish.com/about.htm

TNG BTFO

Out of all the engineers, which one is the most incompetent?

Tell me about her sexual organs.

Be’lanna probably. She constantly had to be supervised by Harry, Seven and Janeway herself.

What even was Harry's job? He just kinda showed up everywhere as needed.

would you blindly trust a starfleet dropout with your ship/home?

>Hey, Captain. Remember that time I abducted you and took you to warp 10 and we devolved into salamanders, and salamander-me impregnated salamander-you, and you gave birth to three salamander mutant babies? Ah, good times.

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He’s got the same job as Data on TNG, but instead of “science officer” they call them “Operations Officers” which is generally sensors, probes, non-propulsion/weapons systems and some light housekeeping.

Poor Joe Carrey. I guess that’s what he gets for trying to cheat on his wife.

The same job as every other straight asian male - to be mocked and treated as a non-person. That's why Sulu is based - he was played by a gay and thus was naturally immune to the cuckoldry.

He was assigned to babysit Seven, but failed miserably.

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>Starfleet diversity hire
>still can't make it in academy
Why are Klingons so inferior

I don't understand this post.

Objectively, MacDougal. The blonde lady with thunder thighs from TNG: The Naked Now who spends the whole episode coping and bullying a down's syndrome crewman while getting trolled by Wesley of all people.

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*ahem*
FUCK VULCANS
FUCK HALF-BREEDS
FUCK NEEDLES & SUTURES

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>somehow curbstomp the Federation in every war they've been in
>still manage to job to every new alien of the week

>treated as a non-person
Just because they jettisoned him out into space and replaced him with a clone or something that one time doesn't mean anything.

It's okay redshirt, you don't need to understand it.

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I dunno, I like Captain Mitt Romney. He's a total gentleman.

based Bones

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>why is CBS trying to meme a "based white guy in charge" that looks oddly like Mitt Romney after basically bashing white guys
somebody at CBS knows (or thinks they know) Romney will be announcing a challenge for the GOP nomination in late 2019 against Trump. The alphabet agencies work with the major TV studios to meme their policies through the shows before they actually do them. It's called "predictive programming". The people who did Homeland all but bragged about it.

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>but user, Republicucks dont want STD
no, but they think the most virulent SJW faggots do. They're signaling to them to go easy on Romney when he announces to help put him over with the GOP, whereas normally they might do their typical shit-flinging against a right-winger, thus taking out Trump's competition for him.

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violent braps

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>Editor's note: The human concept of friend is most nearly duplicated in Vulcan thought by the term t'hy'la, which can also mean brother and lover. Spock's recollection (from which this chapter has drawn) is that it was a most difficult moment for him since he did indeed consider Kirk to have become his brother. However, because t'hy'la can be used to mean lover, and since Kirk's and Spock's friendship was unusually close, this has led to some speculation over whether they had actually indeed become lovers. At our request, Admiral Kirk supplied the following comment on this subject:

>"I was never aware of this lovers rumor, although I have been told that Spock encountered it several times. Apparently he had always dismissed it with his characteristic lifting of his right eyebrow which usually connoted some combination of surprise, disbelief, and/or annoyance. As for myself, although I have no moral or other objections to physical love in any of its many Earthly, alien, and mixed forms, I have always found my best gratification in that creature woman. Also, I would dislike being thought of as so foolish that I would select a love partner who came into sexual heat only once every seven years."

did Spock top or was he a power bottom?

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Why were Klingons changed from vaguely asian to be swarthy/ black? I'm intrigued by the ramifications of this decision. If Klingons were kept as vaguely asian, and the TNG->VOY run was filled with asian actors on screen, would we see episodes that discuss the asian experience in America as opposed to some of the ones about the black experience that we got?

Neelix posting and also if you dont reply to this post with "thank you based Neelix poster" Riker will stab your mother in her sleep tonight

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"thank you based Neelix poster"

"thank you based Neelix poster"

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i post about wanting to fuck lizards

Go fuck yourself neelix, they should of never reconstituted you after that transporter accident, also you can't cook for shit, and shave those fucking whiskers, you neck beard incel.

Still salty over Kes Paris? that was a long time ago...

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fuck your gay lizards

fuck your straight trek gfs

lmao.
i have a question about your sexual deviations.
Fucking lizards humanoids is part of the furry thing or it doesnt counts cos they have no fur?

while people who are into reptiles can be distinguished as 'scalies', they usually fall under the same umbrella as furries of being into anthropomorphic animals.

thanks, last night i had the dream that i fought against a big ass snake, she bite me some times, but i manage to win the fight.
Im happy cos i hate snakes and instead of waking up in horror, i wake up chill as fuck, kinda surprised about my victory.

fuck reptiles. except for turtles and tortoises. those are bro tier.

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The actor is good but I don't like how he's just blatantly ignoring the prime directive.

well I like her

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He is not.
technically, the techno faggots have warp spaceships, so they are not bound by pd.
Also, they are attempting genocide against the planet of a starfleet officer.

So fuck those fags, Pike did nothing wrong.

I watched TOS and the movies and thought it was great, but I'm almost afraid to start TNG because I feel like everything will be too different and serious.

TOS is so wacky and the characters were so much fun, I feel like all things will be too serious and grimdark going forward. I know that I'll hate everything after TNG automatically so I was hoping one of you could tell me if TNG has a similar feeling to TOS.

I've done it bros
I met a perfect star trek gf with flaming red hair and hella wide child bearing hips
she asked me the difference between the jj movies and the originals and now we're meeting up to watch trek in a couple days
never give up don't let your memes be dreams gang

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you are going to feel like that for the first episodes , then you are going to be comfy again.
I dont believe you, but if that is true, im happy for you.

he has a tripcode of course it isn't true.

TNG is pretty wacky sometimes.

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>nice, trek gf!
>next week on /trek/
>guys, it was trap!

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lads, why are the ferengi episodes of ds9 always the best ones?

Because the writers, who all actually liked their jobs and were invested in more than just a paycheck, were allowed to have fun.

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>she asked me the difference between the jj movies and the originals
That's not a Star Trek fan.

i just started to watch DS9
is weird.
On one side, confirmed, BAJORANS ARE JEWISH.
im on season one and trying to keep my shit toghether till the start of the dominion arch. Is just so fucking... weird and ugly to see.

Looks like Crosby's had enough of that shit

>child bearing hips
He took my advice to find a slampig and make her a Star Trek fan. She'll be shitposting here in weeks just like my wife does

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The last 2 episodes of season 1 are where it improves drastically. "Duet" is kino.

i'd argue the bajorans are closer to space poles than space jews

>find a slampig and make her a Star Trek fan
done and done

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im going to give a chance till half of 2nd season.

Maybe sand niggers. they are terrorist, fight against outsiders, but also between their own tribes... they are totaly sandniggers.

For those keeping track, Bajorans are
>Poles
>Jews
>Palestinians
>Serbs
Oh wait they are basically anyone because every ethnic group has been invaded at one point in history.

>im going to give a chance till half of 2nd season.
Make sure to watch season 2 episode 14, "Whispers". It's Peak O'Brien.

>It's Peak O'Brien.
O'Brien only appears in the last three minutes, WTF are you talking about?

not true. ethiopia and a few other nations have never been conquered physically.

the last two episodes of S1 are really good, especially Duet.

Fuck you.

This. Fools think they represent one group, but they and the Cardassians share traits with many different groups throughout history.

What ethnic group has magic orbs that control time and shit?

Who is the Lt. Dan of Star Trek?

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ya she's also like two feet taller than me
I thought she was Suzie Plakson at first

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Nog
jews

Saudi Arabians.

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I'm worried about you. Your delusions are going out of control.

>we_are_totally_not_evil.jpg

mollyposter
serious discussion fag
simpsonsfag
dumpster fire poster
Grey Man's Burden poster

Among others

>mfw all those replies to my post

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Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

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based and Dukatpilled

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>Well, for one thing, we simply don't have enough money to keep feeding them two of tons of shrimp a day!
What the fuck's going to happen when the aliens that talk to shrimp come back!?!

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based

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did they steal the orbs or are they the orginal owners?

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS

I find the amount of shitposting in these threads to be most disappointing, especially concerning the lack of promenade posting. If you do not increase productivity I will have no choice but to release more trips into the thread.

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that pic always creep me out...

based

That's Captain Jim Acosta buddy.

...

Where'd you get that rip, from a Cambodian street market in 1997?

who knows? anyone who tries to find out ends up getting chopped up by a 15-man kill team.

Oh okay.

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Hi guys!

It is from Thursday's episode. You might be stupid.

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I was making fun of the potato quality. You might be a poorfag with limited bandwidth.

in the end they truly were star trek

Most Star Trek fans be thinking they Spock when actually they'd be Gary Mitchell

>egotistical, emotionally unstable freak
>Needs to gtfo from normal human interaction

>Bipeds, fully immersed in a rich, story based narrative!

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Most Star Trek fans believe they embody the character Spock, when in actuality they are more comparable to Gary Mitchell

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for a guy that doesn’t feel, data sure looks like feelsguy

so why did she take Crushers place? contract problems?

4mb filesize limit. I don't see you contributing content.

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I’m not a namefag so you don’t know when I do. Also don’t try to make magnum opus webms, just do a good quality short clip.

The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after /trek/ posters fix their lives.

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Who's fixing their lives?

You can't fix junku.

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Okay.

>Reminder that this is a Jimmy 2x related meme
You've been chasing that dragon ever since, haven't you?

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I'm the same poster as then, the Founders honor me by having you screencap that.

Don't make me calculate the number of times you actually have gotten dubs.

You accused me two threads ago of being , you're not reliable.

>Akoochemoya this night we pray for qt trek gf and a week without suicide attempts Akoochemoya

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Do it faggot
Stop posing like a little bitch

Do it, I dare you

How did he get so fat?

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>tfw keiko and riker took the master bedroom again

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I just called my mom in from the other room to look at this fucking dude. Look at him! He looks like a fucking potato ha ha!

Cake

I'm Rikerfag

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>1.43 MB
No you're not

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>threatens no-dubs-getting loser while rolling dubs
savage

Was she an architect?

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a cake architect

Okay

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based

Now go get a slampig

How?

"thank you based Neelix poster"

I guess the Italians just came over for coffee then.
The two countries that were never conquered are Oman and Thailand, I think.

I said ethnic groups, not countries.

Ethiopians were obviously conquered, Omanis and Siamese then.

i said ethiopia, not wakanda. I never said they were some mythical kingdom that nobody ever set foot in. They've been invaded/occupied numerous times. They've managed to push out every invader though, including the Italians. They've never been conquered (other than by hunger)

no, they "obviously" werent

So Ethiopia was conquered multiple times, but not Ethiopians?

>pink post it
nice touch

neither, unless you want to be pedantic about what "conquering" means. But if the people/nation/country is able to maintain a force that directly forces you out, it's fairly safe to say you never really conquered them in the first place, despite whatever your rhetoric may be or how many formal surrenderings you secured form their uniformed military commanders (although i dont even know if that happened with the ethiopians)

who gives a shit

Look where the argument started, it was about what persecuted ethnic group

who
gives
a
shit

But the Italians were pushed out by the British, not the Ethiopians themselves.
It's much easier to just argue for a country that wasn't conquered.
Honestly, I think Ethiopia is one of the most interesting African nations though.

Life peaked in the 90s. Everything has been shit since 911

this

I feel like 9/11 as a televised public spectacle of doom released a psionic pandora's box. That or globalism means better salaries for darkies and I'll never be as rich as my dad.

>"thank you based Neelix poster

Last orville ep was pretty based

the levels of judaism from bajorans is just annoying.
Dukat did nothing wrong.

pls no buly. dis /twek/

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source, fag

Why are these threads so angry and forced?

There's one lonely faggot who bumps this shit and usually argues with himself to create the illusion there's more than like three people in this thread

>tfw I'm that guy

IT...

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No.

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STILL...

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COUNTS

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>And he wrote a check!

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READING RAINBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

i always accuse avery brooks of being high on set

There is virtually no difference.

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NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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>5 hours later
...and that, Wes, is why it counts.

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i FUCKING HATE BAJORANS
every new episode, they pull their jewish shit i fucking hate them.
CARDASSIAN 5 EVER

>Vegan bachelor black actor with a Nazi WW2 plane
Who the fuck is this guy?

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absolutely based

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It's an analogy of the Holocaust.

I thought they were Armenian, you know, with the Cardassian Turks?

"Thank you based neelix poster"

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jewish, armenian... is all the same, subhumans with qt females that they weaponized for marketing playing victim while trying to steal everything they can.

fuck them.

GOODBYE BAJORANS
GOODBYE BAJORANS
GOODBYE BAJORANS

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The federations are the commies. NotYars planet Bajor is post war germany.

Who the fuck is Cheryl?

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sister

Friendly reminder that travel at warp 1 would be lethal to humans, rendering all the spectacular adventures of Star Trek...impossible.

lol my mom used to say this except she said jews

Yeah, it's make believe for fun.

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Commander, tell me about your gimmick.

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it's wrong

>Captain, I think you better issue a Reed Alert

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>issue an alert
gg

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Try and stop us. Humans are deviously clever we'll force reality to make our imagination reality.

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I'll stop you dead in your tracks with facts and logic.

What else do you do with an alert, smartass?

>top of her class at the aca-zzzzzzzzzz

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nobody cares

Ok, this is epic.

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yes you do

mein gott

Masaka is waking

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>eats your eyeball

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not me no
I think forcing reality upon fiction is gay

can a ship in space capsize due to a starboard list?

It's not gay. It's having a critical mind.

I know more about warp theory than I do actual physics.

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And why would be lethal to humans my friend? Just taking this oportunity that people used to say before the invention of cars, that traveling more than 60km/h would be lethal for humans, and here we are, doing 4gs in combat planes and all sort of crazy shit.

based.
the only thing taking us from deep space exploration is the the artificial gravity for spaceships. the rest is all there.

And when we finally reach warp, we just will have to work in some inertia bumpers and thats all.

eat shit faggot.

yeah a critically gay mind

And she's two feet taller than him too. I hope he's happy but fuck that gay Discord.

based autist

what's the helm?

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She's so beautiful.

tell me about Masaka. Why does she wear the mask?

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The discord is comfy. It's rarely on topic but I like the people there.

damn. I wish my shitpostin lair had boxes for my laptop

I'm proud of what we've accomplished.

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>as if we give a damn
Start a blog

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Good work. The might of the Cardassian Empire will be known for eons to come.

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>Hi, we're the dominion
>we don't want you in our space
>well, I guess that's fa-
>WE ALSO BLEW UP ALL OF YOUR FUCKING COLONIES AND ALL OF YOUR SHIPS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Was it autism?

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>Letting the enemy keep a foothold near the most important realestate in the galaxy.

Boomers make me laugh

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The box, because she put the ball in the basket in full view of ann to bait her out, the thieving cunt.

You'll make it one day, fren.

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>I'm the guy who started that meme that everyone likes. Literally everyone stands up and claps when they see it and the female poster itt called me cute. Not the tranny, the actual female.

masculine women

hurf durf fegits get off my vidyer
what's the trek relation here

Remember that time that Keiko, while holding her newborn child, was held at gunpoint by a malevolent and disembodied entity possessing her husband's body, and everyone interpreted her future PTSD as her just being a right cunt all the time whenever O'Brien was around?

Nah.

mak e a tread

I'm sorry for your loss it sounds like your dad was a good guy and you turned out good if you're part of the best general on Yea Forums

TRUMP IS COLLUDING WITH THE ROMULANS! ROMULUS! ROMULUS! ROMULUS!

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youtu.be/PToL4mNwS84

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Biggest ENTfag here. Archer is cutest captain.

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ONNEEE MOREEEE TIMMEEE!!!

I'LL TAKE YOU HOOOOMEEE AGAIIIIIN KATHLEEEEN

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