You may not like it, but this is what peak Bond performance looks like.
Goldeneye
Lincoln Turner
Colton Lee
>best girl
>best music
>best cold cinematography
>best comfy USSR tech
>best villian sidekick
Caleb Moore
>gunmouth
Cannot be unseen
Ryan Lewis
Martin Campbell is easily the most overrated director of the Bond franchise and his style is boring. Nonetheless Goldeneye is a pretty good Bond flick with an interesting and underrated soundtrack as well as two of the greatest Bond girls in the series. Also Samantha Bond is my favorite Moneypenny, fight me
Tyler Cooper
Who was your main?
Elijah Ross
>not being oddjob so nobody could hit you
Isaiah Harris
I saw it in 97 and it still haunts me
Elijah King
I always chose Boris, and as a kid I would shout "I'm invincible!" when I'd kill one of my friends
Zachary Ward
Oh so you were that fucking kid
Luke Richardson
based source material reference user
Noah Gonzalez
>best video game
Evan Ward
Did you know that in addition to the famous videogame, Goldeneye also had a pinball machine made? It has a satellite with a magnet in it. The electromagnet activates and the ball gets sucked onto the satellite, making the ball look like the satellite's antenna.
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James Campbell
trevelyan, always trevelyan
Luis Peterson
>Faggots used oddjob
>Pros used Jaws
>I'd use Jaws and grenade launcher camp on Stack then ask why they couldn't win with Oddjob
Oliver Robinson
No i was the kid who switched the weapons to slappers only right before the game started when nobody was looking
Noah Rodriguez
stop looking at my screen you fags
Hunter Price
>based bond burgering my sister
>sean beans
>based 90's CGI/miniature compositing special effects
>anti Soviet movie right after the USSR fell
>that GOTY opening titles
>based boris
>natalya is a qt
Wanted to watch other 007 movies but afraid none would be as good as this one.
Cooper Brown
A more truly remarkable film has never been made my friends.
Jacob Morales
>seen been
no other Brosnan is a good as this
Gabriel Edwards
>Xenia nutting everyscene she's in
it's the best fucking film ever made.
Andrew Gutierrez
If you didn't stay up to 3am with your Bros fighting on the library map while drinking mt dew and eating sour patch kids and pizza rolls did you really even have a childhood?
Angel Williams
like, for real
you're a wee lad and only know about goldeneye because of the game and you don't give a shit about 007 and you decide to watch the film out of curiosity and you see this
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what is >yfw?
Lincoln Rivera
scary statues
Jordan Johnson
This is actually my favourite bond movie. It's kino
Brody Butler
I was aways bond as it was my 64, same with joanna dark.
No oddjob, no jaws was the rules
Tyler White
Why no Jaws? it's handicap for the player that chose him if anything. Although he might have a larger health pool, I was never sure on that
Jacob Robinson
Prime Famke will never ride you while clawing at your chest.
Angel Wright
>s handicap for the player that chose him if anything.
Actually its a handicap for others too as he had too higher hitbox so getting headshots was harder as it threw your aim and muscle memory off.
Henry Howard
Name a better sequence than the Tank Chase
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Benjamin Cook
Jaws-Complex-Proximity Mines 1v1 me bro
Christopher Allen
This was honestly either my first or second erection. I can remember it very clearly
Gabriel Torres
that's true, yeah, you kind of get into a groove with aiming with that controller
Elijah Reyes
I bet the actor of the admiral had an erection too.
Jose Powell
I remember leap frogging past my friends in skill when I was the first one to realize that moving on an angle forward and strafing made you move faster. I was like a god for a while.
Mason White
baron
William Hernandez
>not using a custom character on perfect dark
David Thompson
You like the things you grew up with? WHOAH SO DO I!!!
Benjamin Peterson
>dinner jacket
>elvis head
too bad in the XBLA version they wouldnt let you put elvis head on non-alien bodies
Nolan Hill
>tfw dominating my friends despite not even having an n64 yet
>they try to gang up on me
>both run into the same proximity mine
good times
Andrew Roberts
Idris Elba
John Bennett
>Golden Eye
>peak bond
I know you're being an ironic nostalgiafag right now, but get your "jk" in there sooner before people start thinking you actually believe that stupid shit.
>pic related for the correct answer
Alexander Cooper
>craig
>bond
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Hudson Taylor
"deconstructed" bond can suck my ass
Noah White
Goldeneye is the perfect Bond movie. Has a great Director. Solid script that balances darkness with the puns. Beautiful cinematography. Fuck you, I love the score. It combines the right amount of goofy cheese from the Moore era with a bit of hard bastard Connery in there. It also has quality visual effects and feels like the first Bond movie to come up to Hollywood level's i.e Die Hard, Lethal Weapon etc...
Casino Royale would top it, they have the same Director (Martin Campbell), but Craig is a scruffy jug eared cretin. If Michael Fassbender has been cast it would be GOAT!!!FACT!!!
Jaxon Robinson
shit dawg
Nicholas Myers
Craig Bond sucks a fat dick
Jaxon Jackson
THANK FUCK that hack Maurice Binder croaked before Goldeneye was made. I don't give a shit if he did the titles for the original movies. By the 80's those looked soo cheap and shit while his "style" was boring!!FACT!!! youtu.be
Joshua Price
It really is the best movie. But I just realized how his face stands out from the poster; it's so obviously photoshopped and not in the same space as the rest of the picture. Terrible.
Christopher Peterson
why is a-ha doing impersonating duran duran?
Wyatt Gomez
Def a top 5 Bond film. Also some love for the late Gottfried John who played Ourumov in all his smug glory.
Joseph Smith
My personal fav Bond titles are Tomorrow Never Dies. It's not as good as Goldeneye, it was mired with production problems, but it's still entertaining and comfy!!!FACT!!! youtu.be
Zachary Moore
Rip Oromov
Dylan Roberts
I know Gottfried John because he played Caesar in Asterix and Obelix Take On Caesar, which was a pretty big childhood classic for me. Top guy. RIP
Juan Hall
whats his real voice like?
Kayden Price
Angel Watson
Landon Foster
no idea what hes saying but sounds cool
Sebastian Barnes
>just watched this opening again
>got to the two-faced girl
>suddenly realized that was supposed to be a representation of Janus, the two-faced god
>two-faced is another way of saying someone is traitorous
>movie straight up gave you everything you needed to figure out Trevelyan was Janus before the reveal
fuck, I can't believe I never noticed this before now
Brody Parker
good job user
Joshua Morris
... bros
Charles Carter
It has fantastic music but it also has some of the worst. For example, the music played during the early car race is pretty horrendous.
Charles Rivera
fun fact. they had to scratch-build a few of those streets because St Petersburg wasnt thrilled with the tank idea. so some scenes are really on-site, the others are on an outdoor set. good luck figuring out which
Ian Butler
The helicopter pilot, he had the coolest glasses, although I swear I thought they were round.
Adam Hernandez
>serious bond
i bet you also like nolan