>As satisfying as it was to watch Joffrey die horribly in “The Lion and the Rose,” Martin had an even more graphic fate sketched out for the boy king: He “CLAWS at his own flesh, tearing deep red gouges in his neck with his nails. His eyes are bulging. His face is a dark purple, the color of a plum, and his mouth is bloody.” Martin is clearly in his element here, tossing in comments like: “Westerosi has no House Heimlich, and this no Heimlich Maneuver” After Oberyn is prevented from trying to help Joffrey, Martin also writes this: “[FYI, Prince Doran was actually rushing to save the king by cutting a hole in his windpipe, a medieval tracheotomy, as he will explain to the court in the next episode.]” This second part is not, it seems, a joke, and was wisely cut from the show.
I don't know too much, but I've heard from a few different people in the know that we should get ready for a major announcement regarding Winds in the next two months.
Connor Wright
I've heard this every year for 3 years
Tyler Nelson
Bump
Ryder Davis
Yeah cancelled
James Williams
stop saying bump do what everyone else does and have conversations with yourself for (you)s from you so they're not real (you)s but it's close
How the fuck would this even work in the show? So Jaime would look directly at the camera, and say: >Westerosi has no House Heimlich, and this no Heimlich Maneuver! *wink*
Anthony Morris
Are people autistic enough to actually do this? There should be ID's to prevent samefagging
Ian Morgan
Bump for visibility
Carson Fisher
Bump
Jack Davis
So crackpot theory regarding Vic >Vic has a Red Priest in his party now >Old Town is led by Hightowers who are supposedly in with the Lord of Light religion >Mel could be influenced by Hightowers with their candles in her visions >Vic HATES Euron probably more than enough to actually kill him and go to war with him
What are the chances there could be some Vic and Stannis alliance which causes a MASSIVE schism within the Greyjoys and Vic becomes some really, well liked, figure within the religion of the Red God?
>gatekeeping incel already here You know what to do
Kevin Bell
Bump
Lincoln Taylor
Reminder - if you get called Reddit or the thread gets derailed by Reddit-shaming, don't hesitate to report the autist for Low Quality posting, preferably from multiple devices. Moderation had enough of gatekeeping, judging by the last thread.
Repost this in every /got/.
Blake Scott
Reminder - if you get called Reddit or the thread gets derailed by Reddit-shaming, don't hesitate to report the autist for Low Quality posting, preferably from multiple devices. Moderation had enough of gatekeeping, judging by the last thread.
Repost this in every /got/.
Kayden Morales
As a Reddit poster myself, I actually think you're doing us a disservice with this spam.
Let mods do their thing while discuss stuff in peace.
Xavier Smith
>in peace Were you in previous thread? Peaceful discussion is impossible with the anti-reddit crusade we're dealing with.
So he just choked to death on something instead of it being poison? Tbh the poison makes more sense.
Dylan Moore
why can't he just not respond does he not know it's easy to know it's him posting from multiple devices the thread was dead before he posted the picture and then all the responses crying about it
hard yikes
Chase Martin
why do you care lol, reporting people for anything is gay as fuck and fyi caring about anything also makes u gay, also fuck niggers
Reminder - if you see this faggot posting this shit pasta, feel free to report him for spam.
Charles Miller
>gatekeeping
Jordan Carter
Genuinely curious who is it that brigading? have they watched game of thrones themselves? Did they just see some meme about reddit liking it and therefore crusade to stop GoT threads? There's no reason to NOT have GoT threads
Carson Miller
No he was poisoned in the book too.
Daniel Robinson
Cringe
Isaac Anderson
Some incel loser I bet, whose crush dates GoT-watching Redditor so he thinks this is how he "gets back" at us.
