Why did Marty come so fast? Was Maggie really that tight after 2 children?

>having sex
>"Are you gonna come soon, user?"
And here I thought we were having fun, shit sucks.

Maggie let out a brap and Rust couldn't control himself

try lasting a minute inside that

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he wasn't fucking her asshole

imagine coming that quickly, h-haha

i can't believe he mowed marty's lawn

Have the same problem. Best option is to find a girl that can really cum several times a row.

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more like monaghdamn

I know that feel. I'll never forget having a girl ask if she wanted me to give her head when I was in the middle of fucking her. It's the most emasculating feeling I've ever felt.

Buy a penis pump and pump a few times a week. It doesn't do much for size but it increases sensitivity and makes you cum much faster and you shoot pretty good. I had this same problem. I bought the pump for fun just to see if it would increase size, and got the side effect of fast ejaculations. Usually takes me too long to where girls starts complaining. I cum in less than a minute if I pump for a few days and dont masturbate.

Stop masturbating.

Rust most likely hadn't fucked in a long time. Maybe since he was undercover and you just know Rust is a nofap champion.

His meditation requires it.

lol Who cares what she takes it as? I have my first orgasm after about 5-10 mins then I grab her by the hair and spend the next hour or so pounding her for my second. If she whines about how she's sore or whatever just say good.

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What's this meme that a tight pussy is better than a loose pussy?
Is that because you guys are circumsised?. A tight pussy feels like trying to squeeze a melon trough an asshole. A more lose pussy will gently massage your glans way better

This. Unless you're on some antidepressant that makes it hard to cum, your problem is almost certainly the masturbation death grip.

It's a meme made by virgins and omega males.

I literally do not masturbate, ever. I don't jerk off. I haven't in probably 18 months. I am never horny. I never get spontaneous erections. I am not overweight, I excercise, I don't do drugs or drink to excess

So you have erectyle disfunction

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The only time in my life I was close to having sex I came in my pants when I was fingering her and ended up leaving and never talking to that person again.

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this. rust was volcel, and she dropped that phat ass on him while he was weak and vulnerable. he didn't have a chance.

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based

That's Rust, retard.

nice dude how old were you

Rust just had Marty's leftovers for dinner. Marty is the true hero of s1

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pathetic

>having a girl ask if she wanted me to give her head
what? like "hey user do i want you to give me head?" wouldnt she know whether or not she wanted you to give her head better than you would? i think you worded that wrong

>we need someone who will overact in every scene
>I know just the guy, sir

BECAUSE SHE HAD A GREAT ASS AND YOU HAD YOUR HEAD ALL THE WAY UP HER ASSHOLE

If a woman is asking you to hurry up, you just suck at sex.
Just learn the right motions and she'll be your bitch for an hour.

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sometimes you nut in 30 seconds, it happens

>I'm just coming on your lawn, Marty

get the fuck outta here. i banged a loose milf for over 2 years. my gf that followed could kegel squeeze my dick so hard it felt like her hand. i'll take tight any day.

He didn't. He pumped like four times and then threw her out

You're right I did. I meant she asked if she could give me head about 10-15 minutes into fucking her. I took it as she was bored and not enjoying herself. She then got on top of me for a few minutes and got off and sucked me off. It still made me feel like she wasn't having fun.

Maggie’s ass made my dick a flat circle, Marty.

did he wear a condom

Incredible post.

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Avg sex is two to three mins in America

ever tried fucking a man?

Why are americans so impotent and wimpy bros?

Rust* has a huge thicc cock. Her tightness is irrelevant

JUST HERE TO MOW YOUR WIFE'S PUSSY MORTY

When I was 18 I could have sex for three hours without cumming. Now I'm thirty and last barely three minutes. My girlfriend doesn't seem to mind and we've been together for five years.

In an interview Hank Azaria said that Pacino did a million takes of this scene where he said the line normally but Michael Mann asked for a completely nutty bonkers take and that’s what they ended up using.

She has a bull

Hank Azaria deserved a better career.

I know. I'm going to finally meet him when we all go see Captain Marvel together.

>nice ass, marty
What did he mean by this?

Why was he grabbing her ass like that?

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to get her open

that wasn't in the script mathew mcconaughey just came in his pants while filming the scene and they decided to keep it in

he had gotten a gf for a few years prior to this scene

because he's drunk and there's a lot to hold onto

>he

any longer and they have to leave a tip

Jews put stuff in our water and cut a big chunk of our cocks off at birth.

if you are circumcised, try foreskin restoration. just dekeratinizing the head should make a big difference in terms of sensitivity

Then see a doctor, because you have an issue.

haha wow you guys have it so bad
having sex all the time but lasting long omg what a horrible fate

30 SECONDS IN AND OUT
30 SECONDS IN AND OUT
DO NOT FIRE
I REPEAT
DO NOT FIR--
ah god damnit...

>Women take it as a compliment often.

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he was SHITHAMMERED drunk. It'd be hard to cum at all in hours of fucking in that state, but it's not a big stretch for a TV show.

I literally can't come with a condom on, maybe unless the chick was a 10. BJs and even HJs are better than condomed sex.

Condoms are the devil. Absolutely ruined my first sexual experience. When my first girlfriend went on the pill and we had raw sex for the first time, it was like a revelation.

All the girls I've been with say they're on the pill. Girls hate condoms more than us. Irritates their pussy.

brockmire is based however

Dat ass was top notch constitutional

This. You really can't feel shit with the rubber on.

It's happened to me too. It happens when you've literally been thinking about fucking her the whole time you're with her.

Why was she moaning so much? Was he in her ass?

I'd rather masturbate than fuck with a condom. Every time I even think about wearing a condom this vein on the side of my cock starts spazzing out in pain as if it's having some sort of PTSD flashback.

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Yeah, virgins and incels don't appreciate how based the wank is compared to the rubber hell.

Low testosterone?

OBSESSED

fuck I'm so mad that I was circumcised, what a fucked up thing to do to babies.

my buddy forced his 9.5/10 hapa gf to get that interuterine device so they could fuck without condoms. She was blazing sexy too. Smart man.

Did you cum inside her? Does it feel dangerous the first time?

Why don't more girls get that btw? Is there some risk?

It was her pusy smell, fàm.

I fuck without condoms. My girlfriend has had 14 abortions.

its probably depresson, i had the same for half a year, also ED

but not fapping and finding myself did help, maybe you need the latter

BASED & RPd

nah I've fucked girls with looser pussies and it's just not as good as a tight one. I mean optimally you'd obviously want one perfectly sized to your dick but I'd take too small over too big any day

Not really, it's pretty safe cos it only has to release a tiny amount of the hormones to act locally. Expensive though.

he is a gazillionaire off that simpsons cash, i'm sure he feels fine

ive made many women cry because i fuck for so long without coming and eventually just stop after going soft pumps for like 5 minutes

sucks cuz i can cum and keep fucking nonstop
just gotta cum

>What's this meme that a tight pussy is better than a loose pussy?
It's not a meme, roastie.

>tfw you just cummed in your gf after like 2 pumps

its weird though because sometimes i cant even get it up or if i do i cant bust, then other times i nut if she just looks at it. i think it has something to do with the medicine i take for my retarded brain

>I don't jerk off. I haven't in probably 18 months. I am never horny
sex drive issue. 100% Not jacking off doesn't mean you don't get horny, go to the doc m8.

Fucks up their hormones

you have to get a doctor to prescribe them and America is a very religious country. they are very common in Europe and other places, however.

It's not for every girl. It can hurt to put in, hurt even more to take out, slight risk that it will become slightly dislodged and jab into walls of the reproductive system that causes intense pain and lead to an infection that permanently affects fertility. Not to mention hormonal side effects. For girls with even a little bit of anxiety, it can also be unsettling to think that there is a small piece of plastic with strings in their pussy that is shooting hormones into their body. Not the same sense of control a woman has with the pill.

IRONIC

>ywn kill all normalfags

Wait they fucked?

>I don't even jerk off.
That's why. Libido is a trained thing. Your entire body, brain included, works on "Use it or lose it." Contrary to what mentally ill incels believe, not fapping kills your libido if you don't have any other type of sex.

I stopped fapping for two weeks once, because I was on a mission, and it took me some time to get my libido back in the game. I experienced no desire anymore.

Train that shit, you cocksucker! This is how normal people lose their sex drive.

Sounds like a bunch of anecdotal horseshit, btw nice reddit spacing.

Lmao Oscar for best cope

man you are dumb as fuck. innate biological behaviours don't be need to be "trained".

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That sounds blessed. I would love not to be horny 99% of the time. Sex is all I think about. I waste money on hookers too

But if you do even better she’ll be your bitch for life especially if you take her virginity :)

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Have you ever fucked a girl who was so tight that your dick could barely go inside?

So does thinking about something gross/disturbing while fucking to prevent you from coming work?

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Yes, although it's risky to count on and can backfire if you use it every time

If you haven't had your dick in a vagina for a long time you tend to bust real fast the first time back

healthline.com/health/tight-vagina#too-tight