Rami has an Oscar now

Magnolia Cruise is still his best performance

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We got a pleb right here

butthole eyes

>all these losers shitting on Cruise that haven't seen Vanilla Sky or Magnolia

Why should I take this board seriously? I don't but you guys are faggots

Agreeded, based magnolia poster.

Did Pitt or Cruise ever play a gay dude on film? Cause that's the ticket

At least Tom Cruise brings it with every performance. Brad Pitt I can take or leave.

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He wasn’t even the best performance in that film

>A couple of months later they break up, and she’s still included in one of the most important moments of his life

What was he thinking

it un-ironically gives me hope that I too one day can be a great actor despite being an average looking manlet

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I don't know about Pitt, but I always assume that Cruise's characters are gay, or bi if the plot demands it.

He suffers for our enjoyment.

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They broke up? Probably testing the water again because they definitely seemed like a couple.

they finish trashing his already mediocre appearance
Although he delivered a great performance in BR, the movie itself was an unbearable, watered-down feature-length Queen ad. We could've gotten Sacha Baron Cohen's turbokino take on Freddie (to whom Sacha also had a great physical similarity) but instead we got frog-eyed, skelly manlet.

just

So they had another guy with a camera on his head just to film the guy with the camera on his head?
Is there a guy that filmed that other guy?

Awards shouldn't be taken seriously, ever.

That's fucking cool. Did it freak anyone else out how the dude with the camera just kept his cool while walking backwards out of it? Shit's rad.

Really upset we didn't get Sacha's gritty version. Would have actually been fucking Kino and it was clear he really cared about the project.

Would Cohen have sung the songs himself?

this

This desu. He looks like a fucking cartoon monster.

they shouldn't be taken seriously when they get handed out to every pleb that graces a camera, like they've been doing for the past decade

REMINDER: there are plenty of posts on ladyboners dedicated to 5'6 socially awkward Malek with his bug eyes whilst no woman wants to touch you. Why live, faggots?

Rami is listed as 5'9" on Google but Lucy Boynton, that girl, is listed as 5'5"

Rami has to be around 5'5" too based on that picture....which makes me optimistic because I'm 5'5" as well and gives me hope that I can get a 10/10 gf

She’s wearing heels as all girls do on occasions.

You forgot the heels, small boy. Go back to your cave

Yeah but heels give you 2-3" more and she's 2-3" taller than Rami in this pic

>Clip was him lipsynching

Holy balls

lrn2besmart

Malek isn't bad looking though despite how tired his eyes always look. So unless you have facial parity with him, good luck.

t. zoomer

Yeah if she's wearing decent sized heels those heights look pretty accurate. You never learn, do you?

>Brad Pitt
He has quite a few actually

>I'm 5'5" as well and gives me hope that I can get a 10/10 gf
Everyone can get a 10/10 gf if he's a famous millionaire

I just need to lose some weight

I'm not fat but bigger than I like. Because of it my face is a little chubby

a cute.

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Literally zero competition this year

Rami eats babies

Tom didn't get anything? They filmed this and jumped out of the plane a 100 times to get it right - he should have won on this alone.

Which movie did Brad Pit deserve and best leading actor for? You can skim through imdb, I'll wait

Troy

so?

explain??? proof or gtfo

>formal heels/fashion heels
>2 or 3 inches

Mate. Are you fucking serious? The average woman puts on a pair of 5 inches for when they go into town for some drinks.

You like dags?

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Nasty pedophile fuck. Hope he goes to jail for all the fucking shit he does with third world babies

HOLY SHIT

It is quite stunning how Bohemian Rhapsody got nominated for anything.

Thanks for reminding me why I don't come here during euroseppo hours
Brad Pitt sure but not cruise

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Does Cruise even go to the Oscars? Can't say I've ever seen pictures of him there, certainly not recently.

why the fuck does this guy looks coked out of his mind 24/7

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It’s from eating babies

>You...your entire people must suffer from a disease of the mind. That is the only way to explain how something so incredibly stupid has been allowed to live.

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dags?

I'm surprised he has a girlfriend.
He seems gay to me.

She looked perfect in the movie

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He is a pedophile. He can’t take a child as a date. She is a beard for that. Gets paid well for it to

Big if true

12 monkeys

that's because she is perfect.

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>Sack of wine

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>Brings it
So just because he does his own stunts that makes him a better actor? Some fine logic there

Maybe a supporting nomination. That roll wasn't going to win a lead against an actual leading roll.

Got me through most of Apostle, though she was very distracting in it and stood out like some kind of beautiful and overly clean angel compared to everyone else who were mucky.

Pedophile's a bit much. Why do you think that?
Though, if he's gay... The tend to fuck older men when they're teens and complete the cycle when they're adults.

That was a supporting roll and he did get the nomination for it

Not sorry if that makes you feel sadness but it’s what it is

objectively false

They both play their parts very well which is why so many movies they are both in are excellent. I would rather watch one good pitt or cruise movie and give up access to anything rami is in.

Other than maneyball and maybe Benjamin Buttons what movie should Brad Pitt have won an oscar in?

You're saying he swallows?

now this is kino

MON KEY!

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tom is top notch entertainer though

Because people like Brad and Tom don't

100% pedophile

>25

Yikes, I think we're gonna have another Felicity Jones on our hands

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>Tom Cruise, yes
Zoomer who missed on serious actor Cruise.

See

Tom Cruise's perfomance in Rain Man and Magnolia were better than anything Raimi has done. For Brad, his best would be Twelve Monkeys or Burn After Reading.

Tom cruise only ever acts in action and sci fi movies

why is this guy popular again? he's like a random manlet you cross on the street

is that his wife? i thought he was gay

Stop posting these lies

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you either have to be raped on camera or be a pedo or both to get an oscar.

That's the thing though, Brad's so good he can nab nominations for best supporting actor all day, but best lead, it takes the absolute best production of his career to get him there: Benjamin Button.

Tom was a good actor but he gave that up like over 10 years ago to do litty action movies. Pitt is ass, so is Leo. Amy Adam's deserves an oscar

>Person deserves oscar
>gets it

Wow this is a hard concept to grasp

rami is a kid fucker

what phenotype is this?

uh, Leonardo Da Vinci won his Oscar for similar reasons, or have you forgotten already?

What an ugly bastard. Looks like an insect. He badly needs some fat grafting for his eye area like pic related.

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Interview with the Vampire.
Fight Club.
Kalifornia.

The movie was so shit.

its going to be a good day when this pedo gets murdered

Leave him alone

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You ever did?

No, that movie is awful
Maybe a supporting roll nomination
Again, supporting roll, I don't remember the movie enough to say if he was any good in it

Tom is currently the only actor making action kinos.

I don't think Tom gives a shit about Hollywood and its cronyism shit, he's already got a small army of people who kiss his ass on hand 24/7.

Brad was shit until he got older. Cruise has been a pro from the start.

I was going to post the same thing....there’s women this attractive who’ll date “average” men but they have to at least be good looking

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The Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford. Though every body is absolutely superb in that movie

Was this film even nominated for anything?

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Damn I always thought it was a beard relationship

TAME THE CUNT

>highway to the danger zone

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(FOR RACE BAITING)

HEY THEY'LL NEVER GIVE ME AN OSCAR FOR ACTING
I KNOW I'LL PRODUCE SOME OSCARBAIT ABOUT SLAVERY

OH SHIT WORKED LIKE A CHARM

>I I am not gay, see see how I kiss this female human.

he has eye bags too

Cruise in collateral was easy for him. He mailed that in. He was just Ethan Hunt on a bad day.

His best performances are Jerry Maguire and A Few Good Men.

LEL AND HE GOES BACK NOT ONCE BUT TWICE

3 KISSES = ITS OFFICIAL
DEFINITELY TOTALLY NOT GAY, OKAY?

CUTE COUPLE DID THEY FUCK

You bet, he's a little whore

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>WHAT'S IN THE BAAAAAAWKS

yikes.

CRUISE IS A BETTER ACTOR THAN PITT

BUT THEY BOTH LACK NUANCE, COMPETENT BUT MID TIER ACTING

THEIR BEST PERFORMANCES ARE OVER THE TOP CARICATURES, 12 MONKEYS AND MAGNOLIA(AND TROPIC THUNDER)

Moron.

they probably would've if they played something decent this year , not Rami's fault that every lead was shit this year
supporting actor was pretty strong, tho

why the fuck would you kiss a bitch after winning an award

what are some Cruise kinos? I'm gonna watch them this weekend when I get off work.

Does Interview with the Vampire count as gay? Both recieved Razzie for it.

aren't they too old to be twinks?

Brad Pitt is a mediocre actor. If you look at his filmography he has evolved very little from his SE7EN days to modern times, always overacting.

Tom cruise is a good actor but only focus on fun Blockbusters and not on i-like-the-smell-of-my-own-farts films like the bullshit from yesterday's Oscars

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>most action scenes were shot in 3d
>but they reshot the ending in 2d
>so all I got to see was the imax 2d version
But at least I got to see imax kino 3 times.

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>Brad Pitt is a mediocre actor
Filtered.

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So far
Oscars wins
Black Panther 3
Jennifer Lawrence 1
Brie Larson 1
Alicia Vikander 1
Mahershala Ali 2
Emma Stone 1
Lady Gaga 1
Regina King 1
Anne Hathaway 1
Cher 1
Whoopi Goldberg 1
Spike Lee 1
Kobe Bryant 1
Lupita Nyogo 1
Kathleen Kennedy 1

No Oscars as directors
D. W. Griffith (0 nominations Honorary award)
Buster Keaton (0) (Honorary Award in 1959)
Howard Hawks (1 nomination, 0 wins)
Alfred Hitchcock (5 nominations, 0 wins Honorary award)
Stanley Kubrick (4 nominations, 0 wins)
Akira Kurosawa (1 nomination, 0 wins)
Fritz Lang (0 nominations)
Sam Peckinpah (0 nominations)
Sidney Lumet (4 nominations, 0 wins)
David Lynch (3 nominations, 0 wins)

0 Oscars as actors/actresses
Errol Flynn (0 nominations)
Marilyn Monroe (0 nominations)
Jerry Lewis (0 nominations)
Fred Astaire (1 nomination, 0 wins)
Kirk Douglas (3 nominations, 0 wins)
Albert Finney (5 nominations, 0 wins)
Peter O'Toole (8 nominations, 0 wins)
Donald Sutherland (0 nominations)
Glenn Close (7 nominations, 0 wins)
Richard Burton (7 nominations, 0 wins)
Alan Rickman (0 nominations)
Richard Harris (2 nominations, 0 wins)
Viggo Mortensen (3 nominations, 0 wins)
Tom Cruise (3 nominations, 0 wins)
Joaquin Phoenix (3 nominations, 0 wins)

Brad Pitt is awful. He ruined Troy. Tom Cruise can be very good. Watch Interview with a Vampire.

BIG PHARAOH COCK

CAMERAMAN IS EVEN MORE BASED THAN BASED TOM

HOW DOES HE GET THE FRAMING RIGHT, JUST BY FEEL, IS THERE LIKE A MONITOR OUTPUT TO HIS EYE

OIS IS GOOD ENOUGH OR HES GOTTA BE LIKE A HUMAN STEADYCAM WITH BENT KNEES

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tfw no gf

hard facts

outside of Kalifornia, inglourious basterds and that bit part about condescending in true romance are the only decent performances pitt has ever given

tom cruise has never given a solid performance.

imagine a hollywood with real, solid actors and actresses instead of just pretty faces

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Tom's had some hammy roles but generally his acting is quite good. Brad...yeah, agreed.

i liked him in killing them softly

So he does that raised chin thing all the time, not just in the role of Mercury?

it's C U T E

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You missed a Mandela effect. It's "Interview with THE vampire"

>AMERICA IS A BUSINESS, NOW FUCKING PAY ME

SCOOT REALLY TRUSTED HIM, BRAD A COLD NIGGA

SLOWMO CAR CRASH WAS BASED

Someone post the helicopter scene.

I like the pretty faces. But now with Brie Larson Hollywood can't even get that right

>people like Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise don’t

You say that like its a bad thing.

he deserves it

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