LOOK! I'M WOODY!

Unironically one of my favorite characters in anything ever. I don’t think there’s a character that appears in just a single shot as fantastic as this one.

I had one, the paint comes off quite easily. he was probably thrown away

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A leaf eater

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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speaking as a texan, this cultural appropriation is extremely hurtful, bigoted, racist, offensive, toxic, and problematic.

>those gas prices
Take me back

BUZZ-
BUZZ-
BUZZ-
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR TO THE RESCUE!

Look, there's a nice little one over there.

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Why did Buzz call Woody "sad, strange little man"? He was 1 foot shorter than Woody

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YAARRRRHHHHHH

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If Woody was supposed to be an old timey western sheriff, why didn't he have a gun?

Because Buzz was only a visitor to the planet of the giants, built for giants. Woody was a resident and was still small for the planet.

>1 foot shorter
They're both like 4 inches tall, max

You're my favorite deputy!

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He lost it, he was an old toy

>YOU. ARE. A. GOY!

Its like when CIA called Bane a "big guy" despite the fact that they are roughly the same height

Andy had the merchandise hat for Jessie, not Woody

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You are sad, strange little kike

Deepest lore

Original concept art had him with a gun, but they got rid of it probably because of ratings.

Comfiest scene in history, prove me wrong

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>Woody's mom was originally Jessie's owner.
>Passed on the hat to her son Andy.
>Jessie eventually found her way to her old owner's son
DEEPEST LORE

Andy is gonna transition in toy story 4 isn't he?

good your spam was never funny

THE HAT LOOKED GOOD! TELL ME THE HAT LOOKED GOOD! The apron is a bit much...

AND YOU'RE MILES AND MILES FROM YOUR NICE WARM BED

But Andy's father owned Woody originally

no one laughed spammer

I can't

YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND INDEED

I know. That doesn't contradict what I said.

NO
IT CAN'T BE TRUE
I COULD FLY IF I WANTED TO
why do people hate randy newman?

we still get gas prices as low as 1.70/gal where I live. It pays to not live in Commiefornia

I just wanted you to know, that although you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an ideal we promote on my planet.

But we're not my planet, are we?

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NOT A FLYING TOY

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I want to fug Jessie

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Milkies

Stop it you zealots!

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Andy’s father didn’t own Woody

This just makes me think of Woody knowing more shit than all the other toys in the room combined since he's a toy from the 50s. He's seen Andy's parents conceive Andy and Molly.

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Yes he did

what a FAG

I never saw Toy Story 3. Should I watch it and if so should I rewatch 1 and 2 first?

TS3 is mostly a rehash of TS2. It's a good ending to the trilogy though.

Yes. You don't need to rewatch them, each movie is basically its own story.

;_; youtube.com/watch?v=C2Y7Iz-ePOg

Gay nigger from outer space

>It's a good ending to the trilogy though.

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TS4 is non-canon

Why did you post a blank image, user?

this one's fucking classic

NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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IMMA SHAAAAARK

I AM MRS NESBITT

Counting that is like counting the videogames as canon

NO
IT CAN'T BE TRUE
I COULD FLY IF I WANTED TO
LIKE A BIRD IN THE SKY I BELIEVE I CAN FLY WELL I'D FLLLLYYYYY

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ASMR scene.

We have now seen Bonnie play with toys more times than Andy. It's time to accept that Toy Story is over and now belongs to women. RIP.

Chris Hanson posing as an underage girl.

>getting angry at an animated 3 year old girl

Funniest part of the entire franchise

YEEEARS OF ACADEMY TRAAAAINING WAAASTED

Did you play with him in the tub and attack your lego boats?

>it's... its... bedsheets!
>who invited that kid?

Woodys reaction to buzz choking for air never ceases to make me laugh.

It's actually my favorite moment and probably only time I laughed as a kid.

I love that in Toy Story 2 and 3, anytime a Buzz does the same melodramatic choking, all who are watching do the same disdainful look

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Andy's dad owned Woody and kept him to give to his eventual son

Andy's mom owned Jessi and abandoned her, making her the truly subversive villain of the series the whole time.

>She specifically targeted that Army Man she stepped on
>She inserted Buzz into the sociopolitical unrest that was Andy's toy community before moving day to sow disorder and unravel their fabric
>She wanted Woody gone and sets the chickenman up as the fall guy by casually stashing Woody in a box that he was obviously going to steal him from
>She takes the bag of Andy's old toys at the foot of the attic stairs to the curb because at long last this was the golden opportunity she had been waiting for all of Andy's life to get rid of his toys in bulk without him having a reason to be mad at her.

fugg ;____;

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Sneed

youtube.com/watch?v=NsKaCS3CtsY

Why was toy story 1 so funny but 2 and 3 were just not as good? I think it's because buzz becomes a buffoon, and woody is no longer a sarcastic asshole. I think I owe a lot of my sense of humour to the gas station scene.

>1 foot shorter

KEK

Unironically my most-watched movie. When I was a kid, this was one of the only movies we had, and I would watch it so many times.

Why is time so cruel.

Very tough to follow up a classic. TS2 and TS3 were solid though.

TOSS HIM OVAH BOOOOOARD

Toy Story was in development for like 6 years maybe more. Toy Story 2 is actually a monumental achievement because a server fuck up caused Pixar to lose almost all their work. youtube.com/watch?v=8dhp_20j0Ys

He has another great deadpan reaction before yelling "YOU ARE A TOY" that I never noticed until recently. He stares at buzz after he gives a space ranger monologue for a solid second before screaming.

Toy Story 1 had somewhat darker humor with the most of the characters being assholes to each other. The other movies turned into generic "muh toy family" shit.

Its still not as good, they made Woody a normie. He was a Chad in ts1

>that track
every time I do anything involving any amount of digital precision, I hear it faintly in my head
>doo doo doo dooooooo dee doo do, doo doo doo dodedode doooowoop

Oh I totally agree it's not Toy Story 1, just the fact that it was a solid movie and not a giant piece of shit is amazing.

Fun Fact: Toy Story 2 was originally just going to be a quick for cash Direct to Video POS like most Disney sequels at the time. Pixar worked their asses off to deliver a good movie. That work ethic is why they had years of amazing films. Now it's definitely dead with Lasseter leaving.

I remember living a few of those like Tarzan 2, phocohontus 2 and Lion King 2 I don't dare revisit them

When are we going to get the reboot with an incel protag?

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>We don't hang niggers on my planet. But we're not on my planet are we?

How did Lasseter get away with this?

Based I heard it immediately. Specifically where it gets more intense right as he stiches the arm tight in place.

He was adopted by a 20 year old stoner that kept him on a shelf with rare pez dispensers and a few toys he found in the woods. They have parties nearly every weekend where the stoner talks about the toys. While Woody and all the other toys are in storage or running for their lives. The shark is watching TV from his shelf with the pez dispensers or enjoying parties with a contact high.

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I wanted his box to keep my fossils and gemstones in when I was a wee lad

Tom Hanks is ridiculously great as Woody, it might be my favorite role of his.

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I'm surprised we haven't had a quirky anime about Figurine Waifus coming to life and trying to get their Owner a Girlfriend.

Fifty bucks ain't bad.

>1 foot shorter

lmao I lost

sneed

AAAARRRRRRHHHHHHH

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Gay

It's okay when she does it because Bonnie is Cunny

shit I already forgot about that song have been years without watching toy story

Nah Toy Story 3 is shit 2 was already a good end

There's already one, it's called Frame Arms Girl. It's about autistic figures battling each, though.

Is the shark toy still alive?

Maybe if you live in North Dakota

>*french music plays in the background*

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busou shinki did it first. agnelic layer did it before your dumb fuckign cgi commercials with no fucking depth holy shit fag is so goddam hollow with fifty gourai repaints and shitty writing fuck your new anime unlike perfect angelic layer. also hoihoison is better than frame arms faggot

watch the Busou Shinki OVA

How were the toys so conditioned that even facing death they still wouldn’t reveal they could move on their own?

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youtube.com/watch?v=MPQ92GzbQfY lurk harder

them's the rules

Even stranger that they do feel pain like woody being burned with the magnifying glass.

Wait a minute. I just lit a rocket...
ROCKETS EXPLODE!

If this short was made today
>Old white man would have been the bad guy
>His opponent would be a strong, black, woman with an afro
>White man would cheat in chess
>Queen is too smart for white decite and easily btfo him
>That's it

should give him a cameo in TS4 so he can get rendered in 2019 graphics

Kys yourself

ARRRRHHHHHHH!

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>inserting your dogshit politics into a TS thread

You are very pathetic.

>SIIIID YOUR POP TARTS ARE READY

>1 foot shorter
I get why you made this mistake user, it's perfectly understandable. Don't let these other anons rustle your jimmies

MY POP TARTS ARE READY

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was getting pop tarts part of his plan?

The correct line is "Alright!" In response to this

Actually the mom says “SID YOURE POPTARTS ARE READY” and he says “ARRIGHT!”

>Buzz just gets some plastic darts shot at him and Woody gets his face set on fire
This is not proportionate torture.

I'm aware. That face required its own, new line.

*your

WHERE ARE YOUR REBEL FRIENDS NOOOOW

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Woody whacked him for talking shit.

This didn't make me laugh as a kid but when I watched this movie as an adult, I lost my shit for some reason.

Either nigger, faggot, or retard.

My mom always found it funny but didnt when I was 5

A tale of two toys

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>the entire movie was a metaphor for her passing her doll down to her kid

Very comfy

Nirvana is coming, the mystic portal awaits!

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formerly woodys

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>on the internet nobody knows you're a toy

>the part of the writing that doesn't touch the ground is less worn and faded
Even in 1995 Pixar had great attention to detail

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It's lolrandom done right. The best part is that's the only time that shark is ever heard.

That's a lot of wasted money

also in Toy Story 2/3 you can see the mended hole the magnifying glass left on his face

>cheap gas
>commifornia
Texas bro?

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>attention to detail
>put scuff marks on the bottom of a toy

This is hilarious, but no one can ever figure out why.

Gary Larson did a Far Side strip with this exact same joke and he never understood why it was funny. I guess it's because "howdy howdy" is a ridiculous oversimplification of cowboy culture and it just sounds funny.

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Does anyone have the ridiculous sped up version?

Al's Cluck and Fuck

Detail isn't "effort", user, it's thought. A lot of CG from that time and even later wouldn't even consider those sorts of details.

A huge part of it is how funny the shark looks while it's flailing around.

>being too much of a brainlet for Farside

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>Talked to my toys and made them small towns in the corner of my room instead of cramming them into a toybox because of toy story

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How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet! My dubs could have been checked from their status!

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Howdy!

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Somebody poisoned my waterhole

Why was every fucking scene in this movie pure Kino? Has any kids movie ever come close to Toy Story 1?

youtu.be/DDwcDGxjXtY

heh, really funny
have a (You)

The get of the century

I like how the various presents of bedsheets, lunchbox, etc explains where all the Buzz Lightyear merch he has shortly after came from

>that chin
yep, it's fucking everywhere

2 soon

BASED

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Pure Buzz

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Holy shit dude that little fuzzball character on the right of the bag. I used to draw guys like that all the time I wonder if I got it from this.

Toy Story 1 has nothing but killer lines. I wish Joss Whedon had just stuck with kid' movies instead of his feminist masturbatory ventures.

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The dog being old and fat in 3 was my favorite bit.

space MANLET

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howdy is always funny

youtu.be/alqtKb17Ggo?t=16m18s

Why did these two hate Woody so much in the first movie?

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Aging is a tragedy.

Same reason woody hated buzz. Presumably potato was Andy's original favorite toy.
Ham probably just hated being typecast as the villain and getting whooped by woody .

Kino

Tired of his being the favourite and leader. Woody definitely lorded it over the other toys.

Yep. My favorite scene from my favorite movie

Woody was originally a straight up dick.
youtube.com/watch?v=t2ejwJ0QXvs

The negative aspect of the character was played all the way down in the final movie but the feeling that Woody is a bully is still there. That's why they throw him out after they realized he betrayed Buzz.

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approched andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the flood and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy-Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody-Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavoured lube and rubbed it all over his head. Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry-flavoured lube! Cherry is my favourite!" Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody-Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES!" All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full!" All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

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I'd love to see the dog and Sid redone in modern animation. Looks so weird in that old style.

I'd like a Toy Story Chronicles where they do a bunch of shorts that showcase where all the other toys ended up and what they're up to

He's a ghost now

Sid had a cameo in 3

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Are literally any of these worth watching, or are they all just forgettable, pointless wastes of time? I think I saw part of a Christmas one, but it had a different feel than the movies so I stopped watching it.

Those little alien guys were the best.

Toy Story 3 was good

it wasn't a rehash, it was Stinky Pete's warnings coming true about their kid growing up and going to college

>implying that isn't how 4 is going to be

cringe

My prediction is Toy Story 4 is going to end with Woody and Buzz parting ways, with Woody and Bo Peep hitting the road and Buzz and gang remaining with Bonnie

>He's a happy garbageman now
A surprisingly wholesome outcome

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Reminder that joss whedon is trash and fuck toy story

>He's a garbage man so he can save thrown out toys, since he knows they are alive.
Based Sid

Woody is the true family patriarch.

No it's not. The joke is that they're eating the dead cowboy

Wait I thought he hated toys

based and woodypilled

If we're talking about underrated Toy Story jokes, then look no further:

youtube.com/watch?v=ie83EjPhFWg

I don't think so, he was just acting out because he had a shit childhood. You saw his dead passed out in the chair from drinking "soda"

He discovered anime and has been importing lewd figures with his garbage man money

Based and too much redpilled

Why did Andy even keep Hamm, Rex and Ms Potato Head after all those years?

Did you fall asleep before the end of the first movie?

Cone road crossing scene is supremely underrated

He goes from hating them to fearing them, yes

Ham
>first piggy bank
Rex
>first and favorite dinosaur toy
Potatoes
>mr was one of his very first toys and can't divorce his wife

Why did nearly none of Andy's toys share a theme? Like if he was really into Buzz Lightyear, why didnt get a bunch of others Buzz toys? Also did he get no new toys in the 10+ years between 2 and 3?
Also where was the fucking LEGO

>crushed can lands near them
>Rex immediately tries to leave, "Oh well, we tried"

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HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD

Hot

he was a shitbull, it comes natural

NO
IT CAN'T BE TRUE

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Play Kingdom Hearts 3

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Sure is a hairy fella.

>DR Sheriff, Im FisherPrice

He didn't fall so stylish!

After I became 9 or so I almost only got lego as every other toy just felt limited and was rarely played with

>Sheriff Woody, I'm Space Command

That's not a pitbull moron.

Sheriff Woody, I'm ToysRUs

youtube.com/watch?v=HAM9cYZY-cA

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ZURG?

No that's Scuz you idiot. THAT'S Sid.

>t.shitbull apologist

TELL ME ABOUT ZERG
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE SASH

It's a bull terrier. Kinda ugly little thing.

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>THE WISH LIST I JUST FILED WITH SANTA CLAUS LISTS ME, MY ARMY MEN, SHERIFF WOODY HERE, BUT ONLY EXTRA SPACE TOY.

WHY
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

But the ghostbusters videogame is cannon.

delet this

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why does it look like it's wearing a mask made of another dog?

IF I PULL THAT BATTERY OUT, WILL YOU DIE?

Money you enjoyed wasting was never wasted at all, you prancing la la homo fruit.
-t./toy/

shitbull in disguise

Lold

>Uuh you dont get to bring accessories

>master andy refused our presents in favour of yours... we are to find out why he played with you

A reminder that every single cringe-poster is underage and it's painfully obvious.

Perhaps hes wondering why you'd remove the batteries before throwing him away

NO
IT CAN'T BE TRUE
I COULD FEED IF WANTED TO
LIKE A SUCK IN THE CHUCK'S I BELIEVE I CAN SEED I'D SNEEEEDDD

yikes

hilarious post

>That's my fetish!

I always had the feeling he was going for Jackass.

Definitely in the top 10 pieces of dialogue from this movie.

Possibilities

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>1 foot
fuckin lol

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>seven responses
The answer is Chuck. What the fuck is wrong with you guys

There was a kid at my high school that looked almost identical to Sid and everyone made fun of him

He was a good sport though, at some point he set his facebook picture to Sid

>disliking sneed
bag do reddid

Finally somebody realizes that BR49 is basically a live action arthouse remake of Toy Story 1, where Buzz realises he isn't really an astronaut but a corporate product of no significance, thus making a parallel to the human plight despite not being a human himself. To illustrate my point, just look at Ryan Gosling ACTUALLY playing an astronaut in this year's First Man, looking like a real-life, slimmed down version of sad Buzz. (Also Buzz was named after Buzz Aldrin, a member of Armstrong's mission). There. I singlehandedly proved TS1, BR49 and First Man are an unofficial trilogy, superior in ambition, variety and panache, to JUGGERNAUTS of the seventh art like the Godfather. Bonus points for being the biggest, maddest, most badass crossover event in the entirety of the human history.

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"But if one foot lands on a single old Lego piece. WELL THEN EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS!!"

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based

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They expect one of us in the transparent orange blocks, brother!

>Toy Story of Terror is the most kino one
>Toy Story that Time Forgot (the Christmas one) is meh
>Hawaiian Vacation is great, it's got Ken and Barbie
>Partysaurus Rex is fun, worth watching just to see the world of bathtub toys and listen to some sick rave
>Small Fry is shit

Yeah. It's the only way Tim Allen's comments make sense.

Perfect delivery.

>oh and all this time I thought it was an act, hey look everybody, it's the REAL Buzz Lightyear

>Hyperactive hyperdrive, and uh..astroturf

So many quotable lines.

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the shitty vhs quality always made this seem like some weird dust thing I always wanted as a kid

>All right all right! If I send out the Wehrmacht will you all calm down?
What did Woody mean by this?

WAS GETTING SOLD IN A YARD SALE PART OF YOUR PLAN?

LEGENDARY

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at the end of the first one bo kisses woody and he gets lipstick on him. who puts lipstick on a porcelain doll?

Andy

She probably put a red crayon on her lips just to mark her man. Damn, I wonder what kinky shit toys do to each other.

That's a fan theory

Maybe she put it on herself for that purpose?

This thing was nightmarish. The doll head thing had nothing on this.

BTFO

Why is she so cute bros?

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Pretty chill okay paid job. Looks happy.
Andy went to university but probably studied a Mickey Mouse degree still wanting to play with toys at 18.

>Pixar actually worked with KH3 devs to make new plots
>Disney just said to rehash the movie
Just another reason why Nu-Disney animation sucks.

Holy shit are you literally me?

youtube.com/watch?v=-Zw_qUutcBw

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this has the wit and charm of a fucking rotting corpse

>1 foot
That's actually hilarious

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Andy is Annie by now and she does porn to pay for her student loans. She has a useless art degree and draws her old toys doing orgies because that's the only kind of art that sells on Tumblr. At night Annie thinks about the choice she's made all those years ago to give away her toys and wonders... Could Woody have saved her?

>she

Is it me or does Bo seem a little snarky in this flashback? I haven't seen the movies in a long time, so I don't know if she acted like this.

>that's the only kind of art that sells on Tumblr.
twitter now, actually.

Tumblr purged NSFW content, everyone got mad and left for twitter (and to a much lesser extent, newgrounds)

>Key and Peele voicing the carnival plushes

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Don't hurt Annie's feelings, she's on suicide watch. Only Woody has the power to bring back the boy inside of her.

She's never been that loud before, too.

>she
>her
I think you missed the Jazz General

How the fuck is this movie so quotable? I never even watched the original english version but I can still pin point every single scene you guys quote from the Finnish dub

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why do their dialog read like shitty improv that everyone in the studio probably cringed back at the booth?

How the fuck is a movie quotable, even?

Something like Transformers The Movie, how the fuck do you craft dialog that one can recite by heart? Fucking serious question. Star Wars too, George might be a bad writer but the man can write memorable quotable dialog or memes wouldn't have been made about it

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Any citation for this other than your tumblr headcanon?

Jazz was Annie's inspiration actually. She saw Jazz's new fabulous wound and couldn't wait to get hers.

You have to be a poet.

>"[Woody's] an old family toy." - Toy Story 2
A cowboy doll naturally belonged to Andy's father (and his side of the family). Plus Woody is kinda Andy's father figure.

>she

me

I'd like to inform/remind everyone that the Toy Story world in Kingdom Hearts III is, by Pixar's own words, canon to the films. It's set between 2 and 3, and Woody canonically tells Young Xehanort to shut the fuck up and get the fuck out.

Also Woody and friends fight a giant darkness-possessed doll.

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Only after Woody "killed" Buzz. The rest was just banter

Dr. Woody I'm Star command

She's been reimagined so they can pander to internet slap fight retards rather than just giving Jessie, the character people actually like, more screentime.

Toy Story world had a lot of passion put into it.

>a literal porcelain doll is a strong wammin action girl
Uhhhh

>1 foot shorter
This is why no one likes America. You all are Down's Syndrome level of retarded.

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can someone screencap this please

Nigga got dabbed on by the squeaky shark

>That 2010 posting
We've come along way, sneeds.

You must be very proud of knowing so much anime!