How do dresses look so regal on men?

How do dresses look so regal on men?

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There’s something in the water isn’t there

He looks fucking terrifying. He actually looks lovecraftian. The sight of a man wearing a suit that's a dress is so fucking surreal I can't even comprehend what my eyes are seeing. I'm expecting him to have tentacles or some kind of alien body down there

Most female fashion started as being worn by men. High heels were for riding horses, tights, wigs, makeup, flowing dress like robes, etc.

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girl used to be a unisex word

YAAAAAY

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WE

Imagine basing your red carpet look off of the flatwoods monster

Looks like a villain from Kingdom Hearts

Oh shit, they remade Blackula

did any blacks get mad at him?

i know most blacks gotta be democrats, but that gay shit still ain't cool with them.

I'm unironically thinking more Lynchian
He literally looks like he walked straight off the twin peaks set

heels used to be worn exclusively by men too.

Asian slave boy is doing a great job at keeping his master regal.

I tried to warn you

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***menlets***

Niggers in Hollywood and on Twitter are some of the biggest faggots known to mankind.

Incel is a uneedsex word

What?

Have you ever read a book?

>wear a literal female dress
>look like an absolute chad

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>look like an absolute chad

More like a gay nigger from outta space.

Most things considered female originated with men.

High heels are a good example.

It's the scowl and serious look. If he were smiling he;d look like a fucking fairy.

He looks like a rapey scowling negroid, I want to smack him

Could Ellen Page pull this off?

it looks dope.

If I was a flaming faggot I'd wear that to the oscars. Looks dope.

Oh boy here comes the onions reddit post
>akshually pink was a color for boys 200 years ago

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based onions reddit post

BAN-

They honestly both just look terrible

KAI

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Nah, more like around mid-late 1800s/ early 1900s. Before there wasn't really that much color coding in kid clothes (or any color in them for that matter) Mass marketing of blue for boys and pink for girls by ad companies is what made the idea popular in the 20th century.

Dis nigga look fancy as fuck

you are afraid of history

Fuck off, he looks fabulous. The dykeish look on the left doesn't suit her, she's too ugly to pull it off. You need the contrast of a girlish pretty face.

What?

mentally ill user having a panic attack

>the future was not flying cars or colonizing distant planets but mentally ill faggots trying to feel different

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>chad

Chode*

She looks like a genderswaped Travolta from Pulp Fiction

True progress

I fucking despise drag and think almost all of it looks ugly and nightmarish but this nigger right here looks fancy as fuck

>he looks fabulous.

Fuck off resetranny

Men used to wear dresses all the time. If women can wear pants and not be called gay, then the reverse should be able to work too.

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I can't be more mad at this shitty timeline.

Just admit you’re gay

That is not a dress

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>the future was not flying cars or colonizing distant planets but Sneed's Feed & Sneed (formerly Chuck's)

He genuinely looks like a fucking idiot.

I bet he thought he was a genius with this move, he walked around like a smug dickhead.
>this'll shock 'em never seen a man dressed before huh haters

>By 2020 we will be putting people on Mars
>2019 and we put men in the women's bathroom

Theres just no way to carry another man's skirts without looking like an absolute bitch boy. Like there's just nothing he could have done.

No he genuinely looks terrible and his smug face only hurts.

Foolish mortal how dare you challenge me!

You do realize there’s a reason why that guady attire fell out of favor right?

I honestly have never seen this guy in any tv show or movie, who the fuck is he???

Literally who theater actor

behold chaplis american horror story apocalypse

i heard it was because only the elites could afford it, and after the french revolution the aristocrats were afraid to stand out too much from the hoi polloi in case they got guillotined by a mob
i think i heard it on here though so take that with a pinch of poo

testin

That style was always considered gay, dumb nigger

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaroni_(fashion)

she looks OK but nearly underdressed, he looks like a clown

What is black twitter saying

I get that and have a sub folder under fortien of FWM Art (moving 40 miles away in a few months)

If my free trial had not ran out i'd shop the head on whoever that fag is

Dat nigga gay af smfh

The Queen of Spades?

kek