"What are you gonna to do Kira in a holosuite?"
/trek/
what would it feel like to rub your balls against a Bajoran slut's ridges? I bet it's amazing
Why do the bat'leths get more impractical looking with every incarnation?
Because they keep trying to one up each other.
you know, Kira isn't the only one with ridges and I'd bet Quark would do it for latinum.
i'm sad that there never was a cardassian who actually made her submissive
Reminder that "Prime" is not canon and you have all been rused.
About to start TNG, any episodes of tos I should re-watch first? Ones that are remade, have sequels or whatever
the ones with romulans
wemindeh to keep /twek/ fwendwy
Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.
he killed his own kid ffs
>"Prime"
what is prime?
The TOS timeline.
Who is shit tier? I thought the STD captain was Jason Issacs?
Prime is the new timeline that was created in the STD pilot, when Mark Lenard's Sarek, Mark Lenard's Romulan commander and Mark Lenard's Klingon commander were all revealed to be trans-dimensional incarnations of the same person, and they used their magic superpowers to create a new timeline. It happened in the pilot, but it was very subtle so you might have missed it.
I love Star Trek
Why do you keep going?
>I like Star Trek cus it's cool
>Star Trek roasties make me drool.
>I take screenshots, .webms too
>Cus I want to fap to you!
>Milky titties Yar and Troi
>Also Janeway, queen of VOY
>Blood and Cum and shit & piss
>not one episode I miss!
>HURRAAAAAAH TITTIES!
Would it have been possible for trek to survive past the early 2000s with its self contained episodic format? It was ironically refreshing watching it after never having seen an episode before, and getting into tv made after 2005ish.
No, times have changed.
Sisko annihilated an entire planet. He was the real bad guy.
link or stink, bro-mo
>0.1 Shekels have been deposited
FUCK NARN, AND FUCK G'KAR
Orville shows you can still do that sort of thing. I would have killed for a not-TOS series with the guys from the reboot. Karl Urban was a perfect Bones and Kirk and Spock were good enough. Instead they kept making shitty movies until the investors pulled the rug out from under them. Just imagine them doing that series instead of STD and some competent writers. We could have had some good old genuine fun.
On the other hand, I don't think the Orville would have survived direct competition with such a show. You needed something to spit in the face of people as hard as STD for them to be able to move a little more away from comedy into the more direct trek aping like they've been able to do.
thats like 0.03USD
Who are you?
What do you want?
Any others?
Could i have some enterprise reaction photos/memes please guys
>when Mark Lenard's Sarek, Mark Lenard's Romulan commander and Mark Lenard's Klingon commander were all revealed to be trans-dimensional incarnations of the same person
And here I tought the spore drive was already the bottom of the barrel.
I have a mission for you.
It was confirmed by Midnight's Edge so it must be true.
Oh no fren
Don't watch the remastered versions. The tacked on CGI is horrificly shoddy. TOS won awards for practical effects and the butchered it for a quick peso.
>Bu b b but don't bomb it with mass drivers
Literally a centauri boomer
War crimes?
Whats that?
I meant ones that are essentially remade/copied in TNG, not the remasters
Are Bajoran ridges fleshy? Or are they hard?
>War crimes?
>Whats that?
AH! MR. GARIBALDI!
Whatever it is, it cant be that bad.
Tell me, what have you done to my hairline?
The Enterprise Incident and The Pegasus are great to watch back to back because they have completely conflicting messages.
>Never give up, never surrender!
- That dude’s hairline
what a happy family
>hey what's that thing?
>that's the big fancy surveillance dildo. It's a part of a hugely sophisticated spy network to keep our entire population in line. Want to go stand next to it and talk about how evil and oppressive the government is?
>mmkay
These are the voyages... of the star ship Discovery
STDs writing is truly abysmal.
Mr.Garibaldi, I believe it was answered in Season 4 Episode 10. and I assure you, I had nothing to do with it
What was the message enterprise incident was going for? I just took it as a cool espionage episode
The Corps is mother, the Corps is father. Now where are the nuclear weseels?
Is /trek/ now /b5/?
bsgal sucks small tits
Walter for old as fuck. he look like he's in his 90s
>i used to have a penis
>i am jadzia
would you call this character lynchian?
O L D__M A N
I suppose the real message is "military secrets are fleeting" but the moral is "espionage and lying are ok." I wonder what Jean-Luc "The first duty is the truth!" Picard would say about stealing a cloaking device.
Every B5 thread dies early, so they must leech off of us to survive.
A sad truth
I missed B5 because we didn't have cable. Was it any good? The acting looks hammy and the CGI looks like cutscenes from the original Homeworld game.
>The acting looks hammy and the CGI looks like cutscenes from the original Homeworld game.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
B5 was syndicated like TNG.
IS STD CANON?
>Was it any good?
Its good, but Season 4 was rushed because they were afraid they werent getting renewed so they crammed S4 and S5 planned arcs into one season, then when they got S5 they had to pull some weird shit out their ass with the whole psychics arc.
Also it was plaged with issues involving casting changes and execs forcing bad decisions so it does have its problems.
>the CGI looks like cutscenes from the original Homeworld game
Fun fact: B5 CGI started on Amiga 2000s.
geek.com
I honestly like it better than all trek but ToS. But then I love a grand old space opera.
Explain to me why B5 isn't off topic shitposting.
@110498949
Explain to me why Anime isn't off topic shitposting.
Retarded tripfag.
here we go, goodbye comfy thread
Hi, Bash. I always liked you best *looks at feet*
Pot, meet kettle
Let her post. It's content.
lol
homos
I only post "at least it's content" in order to """defend""" content which I dislike, and I'm fairly certain that you do the same.
The absolute state of Stationfags and their queen
She'll just go to McDonalds and use their IP.
How come the frog has hands like a human?
I'm just asking what sci-fi shows are allowed to be discussed in this thread since B5 is allowed apparently.
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS
while you are working here, I am fucking your wives and daughters.
You have a point. Babfoif isn't dreck.
This isn't even its final form.
Who is the best commander?
>Kelpians almost extinguish the Baul entirely
>Baul manage to take the upper hand
>don't genocide the Kelpians like common sense dictates, just neutralise them and keep them from ever becoming a threat again
>The Kelpians aren't slaves, they don't go hungry, they're allowed live healthy, happy lives until they reach a point where they would become a threat to the Baul
>At which point they're humanely disposed of, a fate which they've been taught to accept instead of fear
>somehow the Baul are the assholes
Gundam is not allowed because it's child abuse.
data
thats genocide. they should accept the Kelpians for who they are and stop being racist.
No, we wouldn't want child abuse in a star trek thread.
Why do you think Voyager is banned?
Wesley too. Wesley is banned because we condem the abuse of children.
Where do you see Tilly in season 3?
>season 3
Imagine the salt when DSC gets more seasons than ENT. This place will be like Christmas morning.
dukat dindu nuffin he a good boy
But it's both shit.
Midnight's Edge confirmed that there won't be a season 3.
They also confirmed that there won't be a season 2 because it's cancelled after season 1, and there won't be a season 1 because it's cancelled in pre-production.
He wuz nevah in no trouble
He gone 2 skool an evryfin
>it's both
Watch this place implode like a dying star when DISCO goes 8 seasons while the Picard show is scrapped due to Stewart’s death.
>Stewart’s death
too fucking far.
Star Trek: Dimensions (2020)
Follow Captain Biff Rudiger and the brave crew of the USS Dauntless as they explore the galaxy, facing great challenges and incredible new lifeforms.
S01E01 (2020)
The Dauntless is on a mission to explore an uncharted star cluster in the Higgs expance when all of a sudden they receive an emergency distress-call from a Romulan bird of prey. On board is ambassador Martek and he has news that might have dire consequences for the entire quadrant.
The second episode of season 1 is a cut/paste job from a TOS episode, but it's not exactly great.
>mfw Shatner outlives the entire TNG cast
>Hi this is Gul Bell and time for another Dead Nor video
You don't need 3 to 8 seasonings, if you just can use salt.
>DS9 is d’best, look how popular our main cast is...
You cant cancel a show with a black femme fatale lead.
mfw Ensign Harry Kim is the last man left standing.
Who are you quoting?
I love those vids, so eerie yet comfy.
Federation President: “Ensign Kim, thank you for coming during this incredible emergency. With all other active duty, retired and reserve members of Starfleet either captured, missing or dead, I have no choice...”
Ensign Kim: *gasps* Thank you sir, I won’t let...”
Federation President: “...but to disband Starfleet.”
>hecan'tkeepgettingawaywithit.gif
I felt sad for the people sleeping in that Philadelphia mall/subway station.
Everyone can see Tilly in season 3. She's gotten so big that she's always in frame.
Is today really the day /trek/ has a kundalini awakening and I meet a perfect star trek gf?
>he posted, wheezing in asthmatic glee
Just pay a whore and your suffering will be over.
>Kelpians after undergoing vaharai have strong fear suppression, they also lose a trait that is associated with their empathy for other things and replace it with spines that fire at shit they're angry at and they are always ridiculously strong.
They're going to become space sociopaths that will genocide the Baul and Saru forced it on all of them.
I kind of figured the whole twist would have been that the Baul are just Kelpians themselves and that the whole predator-prey thing was going to be the bullshit right up until they explained it.
Like imagine the federation just barging in and it's this weird case of the younger generation being inducted into the older generation under the guise of the balance and Saru just completely missed it by fleeing.
The only confirmation of them being killed is mirror universe up until that point.
om namah shivaya
You will never meat a perfect star trek gf
It’s easier to find a girl from another fanbase and get her hooked on Star Trek.
This is true
he cute
this. just find a sweaty braphog and make her your own trek braphog. grills are vapid and empty. they can't objectively into anything, it's always just a result of them trying to attract a man or bond with one they already have.
well not with that attitude
that's not how this works
I prefer the more affectionate “slampig” to braphog but the point stands.
quick star trek species, we'll call them the Kaldeans: ruler is the shah, local leaders are called satraps, they have a gaudy gilded aesthetic and homeworld is called persepolis and they have forehead ridges
I remember when we used to tease you for painting minis
indeed. i always thought fat chicks were just fat chicks but after I studied Brosnan, whole new vistas of "chubby chasing" opened and I realized this was going to be a deeper meditation on true female beauty than i ever could have anticipated.
Fat people are gross
I remember when we used to talk about Star Trek.
Is this Tilly cosplay?
They were never very practical to begin with. Human bastard swords are way more practical and even knowing about them, the Klingons use the bat'leth.
that's narrow minded. your perspective, user.
it's been a long road
Hi. I'm watching Star Trek with Netflix. This is really fun. How did this come out in the '60s? I will see tng after seeing all this.
The following are signs or symptoms of meeting a perfect star trek gf:
>Enlightenment
>Bliss, feelings of infinite love and universal connectivity, transcendent awareness, seeing truth (third eye opening), euphoria
>Awakened sense of smell, hearing, taste
>No longer controlled by desire/cravings
>Sound heard in the pineal gland (pleasurable/enjoyable)
>Change in the thyroid, sudden ability to sing in perfect pitch, change in voice
>Change in the sex organs
>Change in breathing
>Energy rushes or feelings of electricity circulating the body. This tingly feeling, at first, might be mistaken for a "shiver."
>Involuntary jerks, tremors, shaking, itching, tingling, and crawling sensations, especially in the arms and legs
>Intense heat (sweating) or cold, especially as energy is experienced passing through the chakras
>Spontaneous pranayama, asanas, mudras and bandhas
>Visions or sounds at times associated with a particular chakra
>Diminished or control over sexual desire
>Emotional upheavals or surfacing of unwanted and repressed feelings or thoughts with certain repressed emotions becoming dominant in the conscious mind for short or long periods of time.
>Headache, migraine, or pressure inside the skull. Relief of this pressure during an awakening may be felt as a "popping," depending on the person and their body at the time the awakening begins to occur.
>Pains in different areas of the body, especially back and neck
>Sensitivity to light, sound, and touch
>Trance-like and altered states of consciousness
>Disrupted sleep pattern (periods of insomnia or oversleeping)
>Vegetarianism or veganism
>Change in body odor (sweetness/natural/healthy)
>Awakened sense of smell
>Change in body odor (sweetness/natural/healthy)
imagine it
>Vegetarianism or veganism
get fucked, tripfag
@110504383
wew, high effort copypasta
en.wikipedia.org
they're all shit. what's your point?
the Kelpians have stone-age tech, and only one of them on their planet has ever been on a starship. the Ba'ul got their superweapon and all their pylons nuked by time-traveling Michael in an Iron Man suit, but they presumably still know enough about how technology works to defend themselves.
also Starfleet will probably send a ship with diplomats at some point. it'll be fine. nothing can possibly go wrong.
READING RAINBOOOOOOOOOOW
i want to fuck that belly
She won't let you unless you go visit her in germany.
ich want du fuck der belly
This but unironically.
I really hope this post is a doubletroll because you'd have to be retard tier to think more than one of Janeway and Archer belong in the top 3 tiers.
Don't be so judgmental.
>whining about not having gf
>fat fetish spam
>trips galore
>pepe memes
>fb memes
Jannies clean this mess up
you wouldn't know what to do with a fatty if you had one
why don't you generate some content instead of complaining?
The inmates are running the asylum bucko. VF is a jannie and uses his power to shitpost with impugnity while deleting posts that criticize him.
God help us now.
>section 31
>top secret intelligence organisation
>many high ups in the federation don't even know it exists
>have their agents walk around wearing black badges to make sure everyone knows that they're members of it
Who writes this shit?
false flag, user
people who don't watch star trek, they just look shit up on memory-alpha
so memory alpha is shit?
aahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhaahah
lmao
88, user.
>it's a "bashir getting friendzoned" episode
;_;
please never post this garbage again
He came on way too strong as usual.
>no image related
>literal and unfunny abloo bloo
you contribute nothing to the problem, faggot
they treat STD as canon, so they're no longer a reliable source. Even if CBS announced that it was a licensed spin-off, they probably wouldnt fix their shit by appropriately sectioning it off. Nearly all the major Trek fan cites are compromised in this way.
he's on gotham now
Yuri?
>got peak Dax in the end
He won
That makes him post more
>jus b yrself bruh
too close to home there, user?
STD is way too inconsistent with the other series to be canon. What the fuck is wrong with memory alpha?
might give it a spin, i really like the actor
See also:
>TNG
>DS9
>ENT
Only TOS, TAS and VOY are canon.
Bashir was being himself and that's why he scared her off.
not him but I'm not good looking enough to sympathize with Bashir
step it up
nice
hey, depresso!
drop VOY and add ENT and you're right
>they probably wouldnt fix their shit by appropriately sectioning it off.
All the Star Trek movies are licensed material. Better quarantine that data too.
praise kek
*teleports behind you*
if you mean JJ Trek, yeah, but we already knew that and they came out with their "prime / kelvin" fuckery to try to explain it, so it effectively quarantined it. If you mean the TOS/TNG classic films, they were made by Paramount, when Paramount still held the Star Trek rights, so no license needed. I would love to strike the TNG films from canon, but there really is not non-arbitrary way to do it.
Ex Astris Scientia is based, he sections off JJ and STD.
>Voyagerms and ENTbabbies arguing for 4th place
Sad!
people hate him for it too lel
now that the dust has settled, i think we can all agree.
I thought this was unanimous.
The TOS/TNG films are currently only part of Star Trek through a license. We must throw out our baby with the bathwater.
ds9 sucks
What's your personalty like, fen?
Jazdzia = Ezri
Terry > Nicole
comfy pic
source on the pic NAW!
I choose the guurrrrlll
This. It's not that hard to get a girl interested in something like TNG or TOS if they give it a chance.
hello you are wrong
Yeah, girls really like star trek if they give it the old college try.
she look like boi
>tfw gf that watches Trek with me says shes gained weight
I now see the light, Brosnan
Brosnanposters have NO HONOR!
short hair best hair
That's gonna have to be a strong no, buddy.
ezri a cute! A CUTE!
Sure, if you like little boys.
WE WUZ EMISSARIES N SHEEET
This is the perfect application photo to land a well paid job in human resources!
The TOS/TNG films are always a part of Star Trek by dint of being made by the original license holders with the original actors and much of the original behind-the-scenes people. However, the people who currently hold the license for Star Trek, CBS, do not hold the rights to them. If I understand it correctly, Paramount still owns the rights to everything that is -original- to the TOS/TNG films. So, when they made the JJ films, they never had to pay a special license for that picture of the TOS Film crew in their maroon uniforms that Spock Prime looks at. They did have to specially license the Tribble, though. That is original to 60's TOS, which Paramount lost the license to with the Viacom split.
ok, now its funny again
tl;dr?
i refuse to address people who do not accept that ezri is life and that ezri is love.
uh ya it's pretty rad
I just like women to have curves.
>medieval peasant hairdo
>uniform zipper in front
gg
There better not be any Vulcans in this general.
Hi, I'm new. How do I get a name?
Contrarians are resorting to legalize to justify their seething for “new Star Trek.” We should have tried that in 1987/1993/2001.
I see. Well autists hate change, so there you have it.
>tl;dr?
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAP
too much
there hasn't been new Star Trek since ENT S4
>brainlets that don’t understand logic
Yeah naw
bitter
table for one
>thinks ENT was good
What are the demographics of ENT fans?
that means you agree
cringe
based
ENT is so comfy and nonthreatening, u guise
if you loved actual Star Trek, why wouldnt you be bitter at what has happened to it?
The Star Trek I love is still there. You’d rather hate new Trek than love old Trek.
In 10 years you'll say DSC is canon and the new show is shit.
still not talking to you until you admit that you love ezri!
>fails reading comprehension
that's a big fat load of nonsense, user
like the allies didn't fight the nazis. they just loved cuddled up and spread love
I like girls.
>and it’s a prequel so there are no stakes!
JJ is worth it for the memes.
Why did he turn around? What was the point of that scene?
yaaaay nothing changes!
Just make an episode where Jeffrey Combs plays all characters.
That's a good use of 2 kilobytes.
Did he get paid double for the episode where he played both Weyoun and Brunt, or is it a flat rate?
he looks like an overdue #me2
His fucking Mormon commune shit under the end of the series was all wrong.
I like to think the writers sacrificed him to bring about based Damar though.
This has to be a troll.
When I was a boy, I thought Garabaldi was played by Bruce Willis.
way to pretend to have no clue why people don't accept STD. Obviously, it's not "just because it's new", but of course you know that. You know the objections are substantive and based on the fundamental basics of the show. You just resent that people exist who refuse to pretend that the emperor's clothes are oh-so-beautiful. You resent that people exist who aren't pretending to like STD "because it's important". It's not. The truth is, in 10 years if STD is mentioned at all it will be as a footnote to the rampant, salty, hysteria that swept pop culture along with Ghostbusters 2016 and Disney Star Wars.
Is trek atheist?
Midnight's Edge confirmed that Weyoun, Brunt, Shran and Penk are all trans-dimensional incarnations of Tiron, so no matter who Jeffrey Combs is playing, he only receives Tiron's paycheck.
Oh jeez
Probably separate since it was a separate role according to the Actors Guild.
If Weyoun was disguised as a Ferengi, then it would count as the same role.
>ffwd 10 years
>at least STD had x
>at least STD didn't do x
>at least STD had decent x
Seen it all before, buddy.
Status report, /trek/!
you sound like you're fun at parties
At least I'm AT parties.
Describe the last party you attended in detail, highlighting the mirth and merriment you contributed towards
lal
Doggos sufficiently cuddled, captain.
Most of it is just next-level STD shilling and trolling. Making OC that shits on or marginalizes STD characters and praises canon Star Trek still serves to normalize STD and obscure the distinction between actual Star Trek and 75% GoblinTrek. Being marginalized or ridiculed is -still- better than being ignored, which if not for the constant shilling, STD would all but be.
if you mean "it could always be worse", then yeah, you'ld be right. It could. But that does not objectively change anything about STD. It's still shit and it's still not actual Star Trek. You're ignoring the myriad ways in which STD deviates from core Star Trek above and far beyond every other Star Trek iteration and you're doing it to support a false equivalence you are harboring because you're obviously a contrarian faggot.
>mirth
Are you that guy at parties who goes around complaining that modern TV shows and modern movies are all bad? Trust me, you're no fun at parties.
no
that must be nice
I don’t mind STD, and like it more than ENT.
yes?
>no
Then you really need to stop using such a tired line typically reserved for a tween protagonist in a Disney Channel sitcom.
Thanks for helping me out, user. Keep it bully free!
>didn't deny it
lol
yay twek fweindds!
*ding dong*
i can be ur fren, user. we can hav twek pati
>that He-Man penis haircut
STD is shit and so are you
Dont hate the end love what we had instead.
I don't remember.
The last Star Trek party I went to was an ENT premier party in college. Over 30 enthusiastic Trekkies eating pizza and chugging Mountian Dew awaiting the exciting adventure of Captain Archer and the foundation of Starfleet. A Klingon gets shot by a farmer weilding a space shotgun and people were pumped. Halfway through the feature length episode we turned the volume down and by the end of it only 5 people were watching.
This concludes my Ted Talk.
Was there booze?
Maybe a few Smirnoff Ices.
Klingons directly ahead, Captain!
GIDDIN' FRRUM DARR DUH HURR
You are dismissed.
okay fren lets do it!
tell me when meanposters are go so we can start our pizza party
feels in visual range, sir.
my heart really tells me there are perfect star trek gfs out there waiting for all of us
why is this bitch so fat when it's the future and they should all be in peak shape?
Most of Starfleet is manlets and hambeasts.
Why are you in this thread if you didn't watch TOS or TNG, the homes of Fat Scotty and Fat Riker?
Scotty in his prime wasn't fat.
And old people don't really count.
/trek/ is o frenly as of late. I for 1 love it!
Sorry Amerilard, Scotty is fat in any era
Why does Starfleet allow old people? It's the future and they should all be in peak physical shape.
u don need to be in shape to push fokkin bottons, do you?
its the future but its not that much the future. niggas is still pudgy and motherfuckas still go to church
and math doesnt require abdominal strength
>foreiger on Yea Forums
Fuck off back to /int/, filth
treks are comfy. frens will naturally gravitate. it is the way of frens.
G E O R D I F I E D
new thread when
MAKE 1 U
Based Canadian Trekkie
fuckin canada eh
just make a ew thread
new bred