Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

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totally-not-putin from Red Sparrow

Sminem

that masherehrhea ali dude

is he here to nuke melbourne?

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Any his double.

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>5'7"
I have just the guy.

Be honest, Yea Forums, you would eat this shit up.

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he has some novichok on a vegemite tube and he goes squirting it around everywhere

Bald Aiden gillen would look a lot like him

i was wondering why was putin looking different.

hmm, i have noticed 2nd term Putin does have smaller eyes

this

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plot twist: they're clones

holy shit

Yeah, it was asian model, they not use it anymore.

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>no one has said the obvious yet

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Temuera Morrison. He's not in Guatemala now.

plz do not bully

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Real putin died long time ago. He was assasinated by muslim terrorists.

It’s a commonly accepted theory that Putin just had lots of Botox injections.

>believing what they want you to believe
never gonna make it

yea? youtube.com/watch?v=j5mKeuTj7n8

unironically this

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Ed Harris

He's like twice as tall.

Yeah, surely an aging strongman politician trying to hold on to a public image of virility and healthiness is a less plausible theory than there being clones of a world power president

ez

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The only real choice

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If people around him fake, we he can't be?

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>an aging strongman politician trying to hold on to a public image of virility and healthiness

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This

there is no context for this pic. It could be family members.

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me behind putin but separated from him by the dude in the grey shirt

Are you guys all blind? This is the only rational choice.

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What makes you think these people aren't just friends?

Heh
Still, those are just extras, not clones

>strongman
He never was. He's 5'4" glorified butler that had blackmail materials against the right people at the right time.

If only this biopic could have been forty years ago...

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timothy chalamet in 10 years

Because they supposed to be random fisherman from small russian city.
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But were behind Putin in moscow church too, 1 year after it.
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This

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This

why is putin so based bros

The same botox puffy face, so yes.

клaccичecкий

maybe they came to moscow putin recognized them and wanted them in the picture. Slavs have close relationships.

He is cold, brutal and has piercing stare. People love strenght and especially russian people. He posses traits of big leader. You can see in him he is able to fucking kill you just to prove his point.

A “strongman” politician isn’t a literal strong man, I’m pretty sure Putin qualifies as a strongman politician

Yep, total coincidence.
Just like that time, when he swim in lake and found 2 very old and valuable vases.
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hes just fatter, he has the same weird lips

Eh, you’re reaching, they’re probably extras for photoshoots with “normal people”. Doesn’t make me like Putin any less

Just a lil bit of propaganda to make him look like he is ultra lucky. Nothing wrong with this.

>He is cold, brutal and has piercing stare

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As a Russian, I can say with confidence that Putin does a lot of photoops, it’s just that it’s not such a big secret, nobody really cares.

Omg hes shapeshifting to his original form

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Dano as a young trump would be classic

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He knows what he is, his people like it, he likes it, and he's good at it
You can't blame the alpha lion for sleeping all day, making his women hunt for him, and occasionally btfo-ing a beta lion who roars back. He knows what he is and other lions respect his confidence.
Russia needs a dictator, it's just part of the culture there, as far as dictators go, there's been worse

Since im slavic and Russia is very close i refrain from talking about putin.

God bless Russia and their kingdom of cunny

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Danila Kozlovsky

Vin Diesel.

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He is already going to play Trump in the inevitable biopic, and it will be kino

>no one suggested obvious choice
BUNCH OF RACIST MOFOS

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Brother

Good choice.

Pics from the same event, dummy

You are retard. ->

he squintmaxxed

He’s a disciple of The Bogdanoffs

based putin saving us from jewish gay-liberal tyranny

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>hurr durr what is diplomacy
but if he gassed just one jew we'd never hear the end of it from your dybbuk media

Russian government paying pensions to israel citizens.

You can GC'd him, also the fast furious trick would work

>600 posts
>no Idris Elba
this board is going to shit desu

Melbourne has already nuked itself

>spreading rumors about the tsar

Enjoy gulag

Would he be top right or bottom right?

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top right looks like he would show me an apartment at Fidlars Green

House of Cards already used the other Mikkelsen, so why not?

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GIVE ME THAT APP BACK RRRREEEEEEEEE

How has this guy not been mentioned?
He played the villian in Red Sparrow, they say he was chosen precisely for his resemblance to Putin
When he's older he'll be perfect to play current era Putin

He was also the only good part about Red Sparrow

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Gay

Fucking SJWs ruining everything.

This

Aksel Hennie could do it

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classic

he's got some cute daughters

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It isn't his family. Nobody knows how his daughters look or where they are now.

Himself

Nobody on Yea Forums has seen Red Sparrow?

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this

some bold angry midget

No pussy ass drama queen is man enough to portray this alpha beast

pic related

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Based Putin shitting on Germanfags (which they enjoy)

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LISTEN YOU FUCKING MORONS, PUTIN IS ANTI KIKE, I DON'T GIVE A SINGLE FUCK IF YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH THAT AND IF YOU'RE MAD AS FUCK BECAUSE YOUR PIECE OF SHIT FAT PRESIDENT GOBBLES KIKE COCK ON A DAILY BASIS, PUTIN IS ANTI DEGENERACY, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP

*bombs apartments*

we should have just let the soviets nuke china like they wanted but we fucked up sorry

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It isn't russian vodka.

well it's the only picture I have of a cat drinking alcohol with cyrillic writing on the bottle

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thank you

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I was looking for this, thanks
>still mad he didn't get the puss in that flick

Christian Bale

Himself