>a new charlies angels movie
cast them
and a female villain to fight them
A new charlies angels movie
old movies were shit and this one will be shit too, original 70s series is all that matters, comfy as fuck
I tried to look up "meme actresses" but no luck so I go with:
K. Stew (Hollywood got it right)
Margot Robbie
A minority
Vs Elizabeth Hurley
Whoa, where's the equality? If marvel's doing an all female avengers, where's the all male charlie's angel cast?
except K Stew is post-wall and busted and clearly has snorted too much coke / drank too much tequila over the years. She would have been a great choice 10 years ago but now? Nah. Her feet still look great tho
She'd be the edgy angel like Barrymore
>Eva Green
>Anya Taylor-Joy
>Alexandra Daddario
vs
angelina jolie
Why is there no black angel? Fucking racism
Maisie williams, Anya taylor-joy and Tessa thompson vs Alec baldwin in Trump getup
lucy lu made me peepee hard as a kid in that movie
Emma Stone
Emma Roberts
Emma Watson
shut up and take my money
villain Emma Dumont
Leslie Jones, Hannah Gadsby and Brie Larson as the angels. The villains are a duo comprised of Malina Weissman and Isabela Moner.
The villains are trying to create a cunny ethnostate and actually succed. The movie ends with all the angels dying, except one that's just mortally wounded. The remaining angel tells the villains that they themselves are no longer the cunnies they once were and dies afterwards. The villains, realising they became what they hated most, commit suicide and die with a smile on their faces because they know that even though they won't get the chance to inhabit it, they have created a better world.
Villain is Emma Whateverthefuckherlastnameis
It's 2019. We need an all male Charlie's Angel cast.
Mel Gibson
Charlie Sheen
Chris Rock
nobody cares about blank stare feminist casting
>not charlie sheen as charlie
>inb4 it's trannies
Imagine all the trendy feminist quips the force in