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First for "Pizza ran out of time"

they fucking showed the Hoyt woman with the kids in the cave in a behind the scenes video back when the season started

how do you even fuck up that badly

I'm convinced Amelia was one of the fatalities surrounding the case because she was getting too close to the truth in the process of writing her second book. But we never see anything about how she died because at that point his dementia had manifested and he literally does not remember, and obviously none of his family want to talk to him about it.

Big if true

7/10 season
4/10 finale

There was no tension, no climax, no payoff.

Pizza is on thin ice

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Why can't Pizza Boy write good endings? This was just like Season 1, fucking stellar until the last episode.

this. people had the central mystery figured out in episode 3 and theres been very few surprises since then

>just dont film the set okay just the production, alright arkansas state government marketing?
>lol you got it hbo

>Then didn't even use the scene
>Just show the black man laying him down and the sister folding his hands

>mfw someone I know in the business told me they heard Pizzolatto did uncredited rewrites for Detective Pikachu

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Final grades:

Writing 6/10
Editing 5/10
Music 4/10
Pacing 5/10
Acting 8/10

Overall: Hol'UpLemmeArgueWithMaWife/10

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>"No Purple, not the Purcell case, after that. Are you tellin' me you forgot the time we BECAME True Detectives™?"

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>arkansas state government marketing
the fuck? HBO uploaded it to the official True Detective channel

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I don't want to judge too quickly since the season was only 8 episodes, and the finale legit felt like someone ordered them to chop off episodes 9 and 10 and and wrap everything up in episode 8. it might not be his fault. might.

No it was way more solid than the S1 ending which sucked dick. The first 2/3 of S1 was lightning in a bottle, but S3 was solid throughout.

good take

hi /bb/

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So there weren't any pedos?

Vincepost-caliber

You're fucking with me right?

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No pedos only crazy woman

yeah they did, the hoyt woman is there when the sister is folding his hands.

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haha no you fucking idiot i made you think that and then give you something boring and unsatisfiying, gotcha idiot!
t.pizza

Seems like the focus of this season ended up being Wayne and Amelia so why not explain what the fuck happened to her?

Never rewatching this season, what a disappointment.

disappointing finale

I was actually angry that Isabel was dead and we were deprived of a scene with her being creepy and insane alone in that mansion

45 fights with his wife later
>do you wanna stay together or not
>iono
thrilling

based

I thought I'd come in here and find some interesting discussion, too bad you're all brainlets.

What is there even to discuss?

>Episode 1
>Hays finally sits down and reads his wife's book
>"huh, alright then"
the end

Is Pizza trying to tell us turbovirgins that getting married is a trap and filled with nothing but arguing?

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HIGH
YELLA
BYYYYYYCH

Agreed. S1 was creepy as fuck, S2 was at least hard-boiled and gritty (if occasionally unintentionally funny). What was S3? Vaguely tragic, for all concerned? Messy?

Please give us your enlightened reddit analysis

I don't know, maybe they reuploaded the video without looking at it. I've only seen it on the official state tourism youtube

You don't want to rewatch roughly 6 hours of Amelia scenes?

Fucking...thank you. 80% of the goddamn season was Hays and Amelia, and not a single grave visit.. The kids don't talk about her. Never explained how she dies. She's never shown as aged in memories.. Maybe thats just Hays's mind preserving her.. But fucking give us something the whole goddamn season was about them.

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i did have a theory in the last thread but no one answered

Nothing I guess, durrrrrrrrrrr

>all these butthurt brainlets mad that the season wasn't about pedos and corrupt politicians
probably the same people that never miss an episode of Ancient Aliens

What was the "moral" of this season?

This, what's the point of having a crazy villain like her if your only scenes with her are in an exposition dump flashback?

It's like pizzaman has no idea what makes satisfying television.

I did in the last thread but no one else is sharing any theories or responding, just complaining.
This.

Julie Purcell's daughter was a cute!

Anyone have a name/Instagram?

Right, so I thought the whole point of this season would be that Hayes needed to learn to let go, accept ambiguity, and find some joy in something besides wallowing in pain and others misery. Seemed to be what they were saying with him getting out of major crimes and her turning down the book sequel. The case had loomed too large in their lives.

Nope. Turns out if he had been just as involved but slightly less of a dick (who doesn't read their wife's book?) this would've been wrapped up in 1990.

It actually ruined the Season for many. Pizza is a hack on so many levels. This is in combination with him liking all those theory posts on Instagram. Fucking faggot hack.

post it again for those who weren't in the other thread

Whole season in a nutshell

Season finale sucked, this season sucked.
What a fucking shame.

Based Roland telling nigger to kill himself though.

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What the fuck makes you think Junius was telling the truth? That didn't strike as being a little bit too convenient, the fact he was waiting for them, he has this perfect story all rehearsed that conveniently circumvents any evidence of a greater conspiracy? Fuck I'm glad I don't frequent this board.

She was easily the worst character this show has ever made. She never really made compromises, she never changed. She didn't really even inspire Hays in any ways.
He didn't want to burn her, he worked a shit job just to keep her name clean, he only gets the last clue from glancing at a random page in her book..... Wtf was the point, it barely felt like they loved each other they had a sex scene after Hays had a shootout..

kys

I thought Julie didn't know who she was, but she obviously did if she faked her death and married her childhood friend right? Shouldn't she have also recognized Hayes from when she saw him on TV?

Pizza the MAD LAD actually wrote an origin story for Roland's love of dogs!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

This had me laughing like a mad man. I hadn't seen that much autism from a role that wasn't Goslingpilled.

That married couples fight?.... and never visit their deceased loved ones grave? and your kids randomly come home?

It was a pretty good season overall. The finale was alright. Like others are saying, no tension or climax.

What a weird fucking scene to end on though, not the Vietnam stuff, but Hays and Amelia at the bar. Theres no real reason behind it. We know they're married, we know their relationship. It deflated all of the happiness from the porch scene with Roland.

Why did they bring in Michael Rooker to do basically nothing with him?

the premise of lithium destroying her entire memory is what made me the most angry about the ending.

hey don't talk about based X that way

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When they literally look older than him........ But he looked old at the Amelia's book signing...

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There's no actual reason to think he's lying, and they check out the mansion and it's empty, so where is she then?

Friendly reminder Junius is lying about what happened and Pizza played the audience. Season 9 will explore this mark my words.

this, show was ruined by fucking episode 3 for me. i hope someone got fired for that shit.

So wait the landscapers dad fucked Julie? and that was Julies granddaughter at the end?

Who else was incredibly let down by the Hoyt confrontation in the last episode? Michael Rooker was wasted.

story was an average murder mystery. and that "book dropping and opening to a page that results in an epiphany" has been done too many times. but the characters were great and ali and dorff were fucking solid. i liked the show a lot for them.

This season reminded me of fucking Abrams mystery box shit. Tons of details imply a significant mystery...then just ignore all that and make it the least interesting possibility,

did you reddit niggers really think an 80 year old man with Alzheimers was going to go rambo on Pizzagate or some shit?

He solved the mystery. He reunited with his fren and family. The ending was fine.

Bros, just be grateful Amelia wasn't alive in 2015, or we'd have her bullying dementia-Hayes for case details while they have arguments Hayes can't remember.

I thought it was a good season and the ending was fine.

Uneducated retards just want it to have some nonsensical "pizzagate" explanation, tho, like evil satanic abuser cultists, because they're sensationalist idiots.

yes

focus on what each of the character "finds out" because what old hays wants to believe isn't exactly reliable

from season 1 and at the beginning of season 3 it is always set up with the detectives collaborating on their version of events, something that is by no-coincidence missing with old-hays and why i believe the mike's wife thing is how hays cope with needing a fanality for his wife's memory and book, and why amelia plays so much role in hay's character, he uses her guilt to undermine his own reality, and the vietnam flashback was basically alluding to the fact that he walked into a maze of his own creation

You are the documentary chick from this season

no but there was still enough open endedness in the '90s timeline to expect something to happen then

you probably thought roland was gay as well

Can someone give me a pic of old Roland smiling in his truck with his dog?

>ep 7 ends on a cliff hanger. Builds up Hoyt to be this powerful dude.
>hes just some drunk guy that doesn't know shit.

if she was alive in 2015 the fucking season would've been over in 5 minutes

There were thats why Hoyt was able to get away with kidaping kids and shit. Hoyt was part of the pedo network from S1. Thats just not why he kidnapped the girl.

So far we got


S1 Good End
S2 Bad End
S3 Good End
S4 Bad End?

No he didn't, he forgot the last bit of it! He didn't even get the choice to resolve the case or walk away and enjoy what was left of his life. His fucking Alzheimers did that for him.

So I guess we can all agree

S3 > S2 > S1
right?

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I didn't expect any conspiracy because I paid attention to the story and had most of it figured out, but it was still incredibly poorly revealed and unsatisfying as a finale. Also it literally had a scene where a bunch of nuns share a smile over a fake aids grave.

Friendly reminder Roland is in on the conspiracy. Note Hoyt didn't have to say shit to him? I'd bet that subplot was cut when they chopped up The last three episodes into 1

fuck off retard

Rust > Frank > Roland > Bezzerides > Marty > Velcoro > Hayes > Woodrugh

Change my mind.

lol this. basically just hayes putting off reading the book because...? his wife was annoying i guess?

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>we're watching broken pieces come back together
>japanese kintsugi
>what was broken is made more beautiful
>literally pottery
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After 300 minutes of arguing maybe

really hope dorff gets more roles after this

>people think that Hayes forgetting everything just as he solves the case is good storytelling

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>The very character who wasted so much of our time this season could have actually saved us all that time by not dying
>Or making Hayes just read her motherfucking book
Wow

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What exactly did Hays do wrong that he deserves what happens to him?

If Rust was in the car with Roland when he arrived, would that have saved the season for you guys?

retard

The final episode was just Pizza Boy taking a big ol shit on his audience. I ain't even mad, it was a ballsy move.

Can't believe the fucking vampire from Blade was such a good actor, this and the scene with the dog made me cry a little

Rust > Velcoro> Roland > Hayes > Marty > Frank> Hayes >Bezzerides> Woodrugh

wasnt there supposed to be a big vietnam action scene? any big comparable set piece?

So everyone pretty much pieced together most of the season by the first 3-4 episodes.

I don't remember if season 1 was the same, did people figure out that Childress (aka lawn mower man) was the killer early on in the season when he first appeared? I mean it was obvious when Rust goes back to the school that it was him, but were people figuring it out at the time that episode aired too?

>bezzerides before Velcoro
>Bezzerides before anyone
She was an absolute failure, Hayes school teacher wife was a better detective.

>I'm looking into every nook and cranny, reading fan-theories and spoilers, studying imdb
>woah, shit, I got spoiled
Come on now, it's your own fault.

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He probably read the book 10 fucking times but kept forgetting everything.

who's saying this exactly? nothing but 2000 posts absolutely shitting on this episode tonight chief

wait, so who was in the sedan watching his house in 2015?

lol perro caca

tell me a story...

the one-eye dude, he says it in his monologue

Roland was always Based
this

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>"book dropping and opening to a page that results in an epiphany
what else besides breaking bad has done this, i can't think of anything

>s2 sucks
>at least we got Frank

>s3 sucks
>at least we got Roland

PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anyone else think that if we would be saying the same for s1 and Marty if it weren't for Fukushima and Pizza's stolen script?

He's black, simple as.

Is it just a meme to pretend you can't follow this season at this point?

kill yourself faggot

Not a lot of good roles out there for turbo manlets. Although Tom Cruise is doing pretty good.

Some fags in the previous thread. I'm just striking preemptively here.

I can't tell anymore. Some people are seriously mentally challenged on this board

thanks my guy, I must not have been listening for that tidbit
suck my dick ya fag

no but this scene/episode was the peak of the season for me tbqh

>1 year of daily "so who was in the black sedan?" posts later

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I knew something wasn't right about that when I watched it too. As far as I know Lithium is used to treat bipolar and doesn't affect memory.

what is this from

This season wasnt about the mystery. This season was about human stories.

if season 2 wasn't so retarded and killed off their leads we could've had an avengers style season 4

x files

Who else thought Rust was going to be the Hoyt house when they went in?

Yeah that fucks me up and pisses me off

>he's never watched x-files
>doesn't know who mr. x was
Stick to capeshit kiddo

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Wolverine

Yea people figured he was the killer after episode 3, although no one thought the ending would revolve around him the way it did, people were expecting Rust to take down the whole cult or for Cthulu himself to appear. This season I think most people knew not to expect much beyond the simplest explanation which is what we got.

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I watched it for the first time recently and figured it out.

He can write good endings... watch Galveston, excellent ending

It was obvious to some because the actor playing the lawn mower man was was a kind of well know character actor in a small part.

That hits hard in the feels. Hays was never really with her. Amelia was, of course, the chorus of this drama the entire time. The entire show centered around it, their big open-secret-of-a-relationship which only late-game faltered and was the kernel of regret for both parties. Even though they are both fictional, I feel bad for each and one of them. You can't find happiness when your most important relation is predicated on a lie.

Writing is more like a 3 bucko

>Wow mister you sure are thirsty!

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Didn't he have green ears from the paint? Not the ear muffs.

Dont need no damn lawn shittin dogs round here

so now that this shit show is over who's excited for barry season 2?

i wanted to believe it was rust in the black sedan

season 4 when??

To be fair, lots of shows have this problem. It's way easier to set up a compelling mystery then it is to actually resolve it in a satisfying way. Also, once you've set up the mystery people will continue watching even if you fuck up the resolution.

This just made me laugh out loud imagining a based retard actually thinking this

I read the book. Ending was ok. It wasn't excellent.

So wait
What happened to his wife? Is she even dead?

Fuck you plebs, I got exactly what I wanted: more scenes of Amelia and Hays fighting. This was the only thing I was looking for in each episode, the dynamics of their relationship is super interesting to me. I love seeing them argue, it's human. It's literally the only good half of each episode, because the crime investigation was boring and predictable.

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this is yet another point/piece of evidence they intended the season to be more episodes. you can feel all the cut content. we don't even know who truly killed dan or tom.

She fucking left. Did her little thing of running ofd and becoming someone else like she always did

Holy hell this show really shit itself.
Please no more seasons pizzaman

>jews want to eradicate this

Yes but most people assumed it was ear muffs that he would have been wearing to cancel out the noise of the lawnmower, the green paint explanation is still one of the stupidest moments of the show.

cancer took her swiftly but slowly

Dorff would be a good Wolverine if he beefed up. Disney will probably cast a tall pretty boy though.

next wolverine should be played by the king of angry manlets himself.
Roland

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Velcoro was about as shit as Bezzerides but she managed to stay alive and take down the corrupt conspirators while Ray died because he was retarded enough to go visit his son while they were on the run instead of after. Also, she would probably cut him up in a fight.

Amelia was the same character as Junius. She said sometimes she goes to a different town. She crossdresses we can assume. The confrontation at the book reading was all in her head - confronting the alter ego she used for her role in the Purcell case.

How the fuck did you come to that?

Fuck me for thinking this finale would actually follow up on some of the Lynchian themes of disconnected realities and pull something similar to Twin Peaks’ finale; not much actually “happening” in the episode, but everything is so off it fucks with your head and retroactively is genius.

This was just...like what the fuck was the point of literally anything that was established throughout the season? Fuck, Pizza is such a hack. Fuck him.

imagine knowing the season has nothing good in it and still rating it 7/10

every season of td has been 8 episodes retard

Fucking never. There's no way this garbage will get another season.

Yeah, only way we can save them is by fucking our daughters.

So after tonight I think we can all agree that S1 was just a fluke and that we'll never get something as compelling from this show right? S2 I gave Pizzanigger the benefit of the doubt because sometimes people mess up, but S3 being so-so just about confirms it.

Based contrarian

But she was healthy.

Every scene with roland and also toms scenes make it worth it.

all the seasons were only 8 eps

but yes, I literally watched all of this season this week, episode 7 earlier today, and then when I found out that this season was also 8, and tonight was the finale...

I just knew in the back of my head it wasn't gonna wrap up well

What happened to Roland's woman? Why didn't they have children? Was he secretly gay? Is that why he wanted to "spend the night" at Hays' house a few nights a week?

>That hits hard in the feels
No, it didn't. If you got omg muh feels after this repetitive, poorly written, boring plot you need to walk into the ocean

filtered.

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>S2 has an overly convoluted plot
>S3 has too straight-forward a plot
how's he gonna fuck up the next one? i read somewhere that he already has an idea for it.

Post the webm of him calling that disgusting mammoth

Really wish she would have showed her tits at least one episode. What a huge letdown.

take your degeneracy somewhere else c*nny poster

>Rust was going to be the Hoyt house
That's right COCKSUCKA. I was the pink room all along!

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Extremely disappointing as a whole, but only because anything with the TD name will be compared to season one. If it wasn't for that it would have been a good solid little drama.

Good performances all around, especially Dorff.

If you compare it to season one though, which people inevitably will, it was garbage.

No, egg purchases and artificial wombs

more like poo detective peeson pee

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don't got the webm

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If the black guy wanted to be punished, why didn't he just turn himself in?
Why didn't Lucy tell Tom?
How did Hoyt not know of a little girl living in his house after all that time?
Why did the Nuns smile at HIV, were they bugchasers?
Why didn't Hayes discuss signing the statement with Amelia before saying no?
Why did Hayes face change when he was drinking the water?

>It's like pizzaman has no idea what makes satisfying television.
He knows how to write a fucking cliffhanger though. Literally half of the season is just building up for something to happen even though nothing ever does, and people bought it, including me. Not falling for this shit again.

Literally the least interesting aspect of the whole season

i wanted her naked

He is going to give us the outcome first episode and then do a shyamalan thing at the end.

But that just creates more coalburners

>this guys is a hack
>but david lynch is a god
you faggot plebs are so fucking pretentious

Yeah. Honestly the writing was probably the weakest part of S1 anyways, they just had an auteur director and amazing acting talent to carry it.

I mean its pretty obvious if you watch any of these "behind the episodes" things with pizzaman that he's a 90 IQ brodude on opiates who has no idea how to write a compelling story.

Based

Okay, can someone explain to me whether Roland was starting a fight with randoms here, or if they had been involved with something.

Based Roland

S4 needs to be set in Belgium.

Because I mean the woman with the biker guy looked like one of the people questioned earlier?

S4 idea:
Takes place in Mexico, focusing on two police officers dealing with the Cartels. Corruption is everywhere. The plot is a conspiracy involving politicians and cartel leaders.

He was starting a fight with god

He just wanted to get beat up. I look forward to seeing this post for the next 3 years.

>It's literally the only good half of each episode
subtle

them fighting is suppose to slowly drift the character and audience away from the real detective work, which is why they include so much of it on a show about doing detective work because their friction causes the hallucination-amelia tell hays about the secret of the mike character and the subsequent "fake" grave

this is why i think there is a significant difference in what happened about the outcome between hays and roland, remember when old hays did his own "work" no one can collaborate what he saw or was doing, the scene about him being lost mid season is a set up in the finale, it was intentional that his son, who help him to get "back on track" wasn't in the scene, yet it includes his son hugging him and his daughter driving him in the car, so old hay's solo events related to the case is very questionable, it mirrors his work in vietnam, hence the lost shot of him looking at the camera and turning away

there is some mystery still with this season but it's mainly the difference of events and how much of it is made up by hays to fit his wife's book
,

>or if they had been involved with something.
are people just pretending to be dense? He was looking for a fight. They had nothing at all do to with anything.
Fucking hell.

>If the black guy wanted to be punished, why didn't he just turn himself in?
coward looking for vindication.
>Why didn't Lucy tell Tom?
he is literally a human trafficker, why would she admit that.
>How did Hoyt not know of a little girl living in his house after all that time?
hoyt was barely around or in the country.
>Why didn't Hayes discuss signing the statement with Amelia before saying no?
he is stubborn and uppity and a
>Why did Hayes face change when he was drinking the water?
he subconciously recognized her or got his closure and played the dumb

Those people didn't deserve to get trashed like that. What a dick move insulting the woman like that.

I didn't know it was picked up by Neftlix

fucking kino

needs more satanic pedos and Cthulhu

He would make a great wolverine honestly

The Bikers gangbanged the mom years back, they're all Julie's real dads but they don't know or care so Roland had to lay a beating on em!

Tom killed Dan and Harris killed Tom

No, that's what I had thought, but the biker woman looked like the woman who made the straw dolls, kinda. I haven't rewatched the episodes so some of the faces are fuzzy for me.

holy fuck pizza you did it again

Ah, that explains it. But where does Lovecraftian horror fit into all of this?

>I mean its pretty obvious if you watch any of these "behind the episodes" things with pizzaman that he's a 90 IQ brodude on opiates who has no idea how to write a compelling story.
Can you give me a link? I feel like just watching him talk and hating him for the next few hours.

It could have been better if Julie recognised him and asked how he'd been since the last time he'd wandered into her property and she'd had to call his family to collect him, as if he'd found her before and forgotten.
Time is a circle.

Really impressed with Dorff he was such a meme in the 90s but he really is a great actor

can anyone give me a quick rundown of the finale? i dont really watch TD just get rundowns of episodes on tv.

It's the best finale of all season.

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this

Who sent the note to the Purcell parents?

Mexicab setting would be dope, tie it back into the cartels and ancient Aztec cult shit.

Human sacrifice cannibalism and whatnot

Cary Fukunaga is laughing to himself right now on the way to the set of Bond 25

Nah the line about pretty women never taking responsibility just flying around like pretty birds shitting on everybody's heads was the best line of the season

Than you should had told you're parents to stop

the mom

youtube.com/watch?v=h26i-95f3W0

you're retarded

Look at the bright side, now we get to see fanboys reaching to defend this shit

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>whale
>woman
>human

he felt bad for doubting tom so in honor of him he went to the same bar tom got in a fight at and got kicked out.
Time is a

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Did anyone else think the glass of water was poisoned and Roland was going to walk out of Julie's house?

>be Pizza
>dream of writing episodes for CSI
>spend literal years writing a single episode story
>get your big break at HBO
>embelish your story with some random shit you read on a 2$ book you went through while in the waiting room
>cast romcom poster boy and le funny guy for your big breakthrough in police drama
>they act the shit out of their roles and the audience starts reading too much into the random dialogue you threw together
>have to keep up a franchise when all you wanted was to write episodes for NCIS
>pour your heart in s2 to change people's minds
>they hate it
>feel caged in a franchise you hate
>turn into Rian Johnson for s3

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still had a better ending than season 1 and 2

>look up Stephen Dorff's bio
>he used to be married
>he's single now
jesus no wonder he killed this role, he's literally Roland

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>Comparing it to the Sopranos finale

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The music video for Toto's Africa.

they showed both the divorce if you will and also where she was in 15, which was teaching at college or a private school

Why is reddit filled with so many cucks who refuse to say bad things?

No

lel

he WAS gay. the only reason he had a mental breakdown and went full inna woods was because tom, his bf, got killed

he really is a True Divorcee

uh huh

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>fake AIDS funeral
>nuns smile knowingly at each other
>"remember, sisters, NUN'S THE WORD"

Another day and another cocksucker on Reddit defending the bullshit he's fed.

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please stop posting

Lucy Purcell sent it dummy. "Children shud laugh"

why the fuck did the season end with hayes walking into a nam' jungle

That wasn’t in 2015, that was a later fourth timeline after 1990 when Hayes worked security at the university of Arkansas. She’s dead by 2015, but we never learn how or why. Surprised that never got closure, it should have.

be honest
you'd all want this

>but let's not make a habit out of this, OK

Thats what I was expecting

the upvote/downvote system and the fact that everything is silo'd into fan communities means that criticism usually gets buried

if you actually look at the live thread or the reactions thread there's actually a lot of people shitting on the episode

am i the only one that thought the little girl was the real Julie and those pills weren't lithium they were drugs that blocked her aging so that she would be Isabelle's young daughter forever.

cringe

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Black people metaphor for going home

this was posted on plebbit.
I want to believe this but it's pretty hard to after watching the finale of the Hays vs Amelia show

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no way. his hair was grey as fuck
or maybe but they got divorced and that's it
just used him and she walked out and thats it
just like in real life

Based Pizzaman subverting expectations

Because the boards are based around each specific series, meaning mods probably ban all negative people or downvote them into being taken out of the discussion and just make a fanboy echo chamber.

fuck this is so deep

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why are there so many stupid people that watch this show

This season made me realize Arkansas is pronounced Ar-kin-saw and not Ar-can-sis

I think this might be the first time someone has posted "Am I the only one that thought" and followed that with something that they probably were the only person in the world to think

>WINK
>*thumbs up*
>*dark ambient soundtrack*

T R U E D E T E C T I V E

Why Belgium?

No man, couldn't be that because of the "children are the future" thing from earlier. The fact that Julie has a kid and is happy means that there is hope in darkness. Perhaps Hays wasn't even really ill in that scene, just thought better of dredging up all the bad shit from her past in front of her daughter.

So this guy was in on it? Just taking Hoyt's money to take care of things on the back end I guess? How much did he know?

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Have you ever considered you're the stupid one?

the entire site is a fake-optimism echo chamber, basically the opposite of Yea Forums(nel)

Thats what they said after season 2. Can't wait for new detective kino

Yeah I suppose that wasn't cleared up? Although I certainly assumed it was going that direction.

But given the ultimate explanation, he was more likely totally unaware, and his own motivations was more to do with politics and his constituency.

pizza: lolidunno

It was a good season but a safe season.
Literally and unironically:
1 > 2 > 3

Can anyone give me a synopsis of the finale?

Just a shit politician using his power for his own gain while ignoring the real shit going on he should be concerned about. Corrupt and guilty by association as most are while using his power and the long arm of the law and its many loopholes to gain and hold power for himself and his own reasons that were never explored.

Does that make us the True Detectives

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It was only obvious because the cast list for the final episode leaked and people saw him in it.

Pizzaman fails to deliver, but goddamn the true standout was the Dorff, give him an Emmy nod!!! Marshmallow Ali already got his Oscar, it is time to let Dorff get his tv recognition!!!

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1>>>>>>=3

You have to do a marathon of the finale to truly experience how good it is for yourself.

i'm gonna be desu with you, i've found every season's ending to be a bit disappointing at least

>She's never shown as aged in memories..

She ended up a college professor while Hayes was security director or some such.

basically spells what has been happening since ep1, hays is driving the case train and the audience drinks the kool aid

Spoilers early on were correct, Hoyt girl paid Lucy to take her daughter, Will gets accidentally killed. Julie is kept in the Hoyt estate but drugged which is why she seems so fucked up. She escapes with the help of 1 eyed black man, joins a nun convent, and they fake her own death so people stop looking for her. Hayes figures it out.

I can't be the only one who thought Rust would call Hays at the last moment while he was talking to Julie

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it's from a deleted scene where they show you how he actually got thay scar on his eye

This fucking guy didn't matter either?

Or the other interviewer?

Woodard's kids never talk to Hays?

this shit all get cut to have Amelia and Wayne argue some more?

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S2 had twice the amount of viewers than S3, and at the lowest point of S3 (right before the "stir shit up with me" episode and them entering full cliffhanger mode) it was under a million viewers, which would be like a third of the S2 average. This show is done.

looking forward to lining ditches with you people on the DOTR

>I could be wrong

YA THINK YA HOT SHIT?!

Anyone here watched the sinner?

Similar sort of detective show, except it does what true detective s3 tries to do with it's twist except not actually garbage.

but he was already in the MCU playing Deacon Frost

Roland and Wayne are gay together, they killed will and kidnapped Julie to distract the entire town so nobody notices they're butt buddies, Tom, Dan, Harris, Amelia all found out and that's why they had to be killed.
Roland also runs his dog farm for breeding puppies to pay for his dragon dildo addiction, Roland walked into a bar to pick a fight with big burly biker guys so he would get his ass kicked for the sexual thrill.
Wayne has Vietnam flashbacks about all his various war crimes.

well yeah, i guess it does

These people are the worst holy shit. There's being incapable of criticizing things you like, and then there's being incapable of even admiting you don't like something and coming up with dumb reasons to suppress this realization.

Am I the only one that thought that this whole season was really the fever dream of a dying Buford T. Justice trying to find closure for never being able to catch The Bandit and that he imagined himself as a black detective out of a long-held sense of guilt for his rude comments toward Sheriff Branford?

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you see user, the True Detectives™ were the friends made along the way thru this journey

The 10 minute long exposition dump from Junius felt unbelievably contrived. What the fuck happened during production? Did they plan for that to happen from the beginning? It’s just ridiculous.

>Yea people figured he was the killer after episode 3
What is this meme?

Who killed Dan?

it was not nearly as gray as in 2015

the closest timeline that scene is too is the one where he takes his daughter to school, which is also distinct from the main 3 timelines

So? That didn't stop that faggot Chris Evans from playing both the Human Torch and Captain America.

Am I the only one that thought that

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>can someone explain to me whether Roland was starting a fight with randoms here

Self-flagellation, punishing himself (via the bikers) for fucking up the case.

Why was the final scene Vietnam?

i feel sorry for him

but after watching Netflix's Maniac its clear Fukugoma is the talented one here

See

>meme
It has been the number 1 theory here since episode 3.

pizza: lolidunno

mind jungle,
his fight with his wife and guilt gave him motive to use dementia as a means to end the story

>broken down shells of people with nothing to show for their lives
Sounds like someone is projecting.
because I know that feel too well too

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Blade isn't part of the MCU ya dingus

It's like the Star Wars fans who tried to convince themselves that Phantom Menace and TFA were good. They can't handle the letdown.

Chtuhlu in the jungle

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Roland is gay tho

watching that scene was like coming down off of something nasty

just felt totally deflated and ripped off after

I guess that makes sense

>He won't remember I raped him

I think Roland went too far

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Season 1 you illiterate retards

I have to confess, I had a similar thought.

That explanation scene from n****** Jim was so dumb. Hopefully pizza gets in trouble for it

time is a flat circle user

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Wait a minute? Julie died of HIV but is somehow resurrected by nuns? And they never explain how Detective Purple Rain is projecting himself back in time and talking to his wife constantly.

2 was actually and literally better than 3. 3 had more refined writing, but realize that that doesn't make it better than 2.

It means he's lost in his own mind, because Pizza thinks torturing the character is ok because ????

xfiles sucks and so do you

Lawnmower Man was literally fingered as the Yellow King the moment he appeared. Admittedly this was because the actor had credits in the 7th & 8th episodes, but everyone expected he was the murderer right away.

S4 idea:
Person is found dead looks like suicide but his hand has been cut off after death. Two detectives on case have no idea what the fuck happened, guy is slightly connected to local money launderers, investigate connections find nothing. Guy had a shitty life and was a lifelong loser. Case is dropped because city insists that it be classed as a suicide to lower crime stats.

Second body drops a few months later, staged to look like suicide, fingerprints from first victim are on the suicide instruments/murder weapon. Second victim was a criminal who got away with ruining the first victims life through a real estate scam. Also has his hand removed.

A few months after that a former cop is killed, he'd framed the second guy to get him to flip on his criminal clients and then sent him to jail anyway, eventually got caught and was fired but never charged. Second guys fingerprints at scene and missing hand again.

Cops find their potential fourth target(guy who drunk drove and killed the former cops wife) is in jail and put him in solitary and then wreck his parole chances to keep him inside(plant drugs in his cell).

They then start looking for a vigilante who seems to be trying to atone for something and seems to have access to a lot of information that isn't really easily available to everyone. Corruption in the city government, fellow police and other institutions can be explored this way.

If Jesus could cure my homosexuality, he can cure everything.

Literally pizzagate doesn't exist the television show. I don't need the show to wallow in conspiracy theories but they threw ou the themes and tone they were working with for 2.5 seasons for LOL HAPPY ENDINGS FOR EVERYONE. The most innocent of murders and kidnappings ever with no foul play on anyone's part, just a series of unfortunate events.

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he is the true detective

NEW THREAD

You fucking moron he admits to being the silver surfer and batman at least twice.

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The True Detective was the friends we made along the way, namely Hays and Royland

holy shit.

s4 idea: two detectives are on a case where somebody mysteriously dies, but the entire show is on their relationships with their wives

this is a different reading than the most
basically it ties in with the imagery of how he found the boy, because he was a tracker, so now at the end it shows that his solo "tracking" through his guilt brought the "end" by recognizing julie in mike's wife

This entire season was brilliant, including the ending.

Perfect dissertation on life, the audience, and the reason people watch these shows.

Julie? Did any of you really care about her? Why did you want the mystery solved?

Because you wanted to be disturbed. You wanted the pink room to be a rape dungeon. You wanted secrets. You wanted conspiracy. Thats what this was about. It was never about a little girl.

Instead we learn the truth. It was all so innocent. It was good intentioned. And she did have a happy ending.

Pizzolatto delivers it so beautifully while giving the finger to you all who merely wanted a sick conclusion.

This season and every season has been about the characters, about life.

Good conclusion, bad conclusion, no conclusion, it doesnt matter. The journey is all there is. It is all life is.

Sorry for the plebs you really dont get it.

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ooooh i almost fell for this lol

Sober up, get off the drugs for a minute, just something at least. Then you can type out your idea and communicate coherently.

Add in some jukies and some bitches and I'm up for it. Murders should be different. Maybe cut a different body part the next time, like ears and eyes.

this but unironically

>set up a murder
>lol it was an accident

>set up political involvement and conspiracy
>lol it was a coincidence

>set up occult connections
>lol it was just the sister being retarded

>set up ominous negro
>lol he was a good guy

>set up police involvement
>lol he was a just a guy helping out

>set up pedo rings
>lol the journalist's retarded

>set up richfag mastermind
>lol he had non clue

>set up runaway children getting abused
>lol it was a ruse by the nuns, he was a good guy actually

>set up manipulative wife
>lol she was the true detective all along

I'm not lying.

plebbit is back there --------->

Ok fine. So how does the pink room make sense though, why did they do that?

It was more symbolic that each person ruined the last victims life and thus their fingerprints were on the tools that killed them.
BUT maybe cutting off a part and replacing it on the next body might work, but one of the things I had planned(this is based on a book I'm working on) was finding the hands at a later point.

this

looks like you are true detective

Both other seasons played with tones of corruption on a massive,if unseen, scale. They were deliberate and brutal crimes that were solved by actual detective work. Sure there were leaps in logic, like the green ear spaghetti monster thing,but the cases were solved by the detectives.
This third season turns out to be an accidental crime committed by a handicapped woman and covered up by repentant accomplices. The church, which was suspected early on as being in on the crime, turn out to be heroes and literally no one is to blame for any of it. The case is not solved through detective work but instead through deus ex machina.

suckmydick

Exactly why s4 should be set in europe especially Belgium.

spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/the-sexual-revolution-and-children-how-the-left-took-things-too-far-a-702679.html

As you can read in this article, in real life one of these commiepedos who openly wrote in their lifestyle zines about fucking little girls at their communal childcare centers, he later went on to be a high level politician with the Green Party.

Tie that with the Dutroux case being part of a wider pedo ring connected to the business and political elites, and all the official obstruction and mishandling that went on. And in the following years all the people "suicided" and straight up murdered and dumped in a river that are connected to the case, like 26 in total.

>A German documentary, broadcasted on N24, featured three victim-witnesses of a sexual abuse, snuff and ritual abuse network (including candles, robes and cannibalistic practices) that spanned the countries Germany, Switzerland, France and Belgium. One of the victims (lower left) was found among the children in the Zandvoort case and was recognized as a victim by the girl seen here in the lower-right. The girl in the upper left remembered that her father had visited Marc Dutroux on two separate occasions. Her account of underground cellars where children were kept in cages, tortured and killed may well have been true as all the entrances had recently been bricked up and cemented. One witness had photographed these underground cellars, but his files went missing after he gave them to the police. unv.is/dutroux-x-dossiers.com/belgian-x-dossiers-of-the-dutroux-affair-censored

Basically a network of commiepedos was coopted as a political influence network by organized crime (dubbed Nebula by the ATLAS report) and their practices left in place as a way to create cohesion and spread their tentacles of corruption for the influence peddling kickbacks, smuggling, and many other rackets.

underrated

>André H.P. Cools (1 August 1927 – 18 July 1991) was a Belgian politician and a senior figure within the Walloon Socialist Party (PS) in the Liège region. He was assassinated in 1991 and the subsequent investigation uncovered widespread graft within Belgium's two socialist parties. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/André_Cools

>The Confidential "Not to be used in court proceedings" ATLAS report was issued by the Special Investigations Unit of the Belgian gendarmerie in Liege
>The report states: "To understand ‘Nebula’, one has to abandon the established path of logic as far as finances and politics are concerned. No longer can there be mention of nation states, of political party colors or of any economic coherence. Our conclusion would be that, over 20 years, some economical forces, some of which are of the mafia-type linked to the political power and organized crime structures, have reached the 4th level of money laundering, in other words: Absolute Power."

tbf I still don't understand who rust was shooting at

i could feel her warmth marty
alright im gonna go to sleep now cause thats the answer i like most. i agree. murder and strife its just cuttin a path around home again life is about life not death

There are only the barest hints of this in the US if only because the radical left is denied any overt political power by the lack of a parliamentary system of proportional representation.

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All of those answers can be true

Could you have a more zoomer opinion? No faggot you cant.

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