HAPPENING: New Captain Marvel trailer just dropped

How the fuck does anyone care about this MCU shit anymore. Not only are these movies mediocre action schlock with no artistic merit, but everyone already knows how everything will end anyway. They are just stories ripped from old comics, which actually had some kind of art and passion in them. It feels like performance wrestling at this point "this character is going to defeat this character, get exited!". Who fucking cares. And introducing some new character so late in the game and saying they will be the one to defeat the villain that has been built up for about a decade now is the cheapest, least satisfying move they possibly could have made. It really must take some kind of mental defect to get any enjoyment out of this farce

only the Avengers movies suck, the individual hero movies are fine and even Captain Marvel by itself will probably be pretty cool. The Thor movies are some of my favorite movies of all. Although the last one is a bit too much on the comedic side.

I agree though, everything about Captain Marvel being introduced right now is retarded. oh look, a woman that we've never heard of before comes to save the day. There are no story twists left to explore, this is just going to be yada yada, quips here, jokes here and some flashy fight and boom, over.

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>only the Avengers movies suck, the individual hero movies are fine and even Captain Marvel by itself will probably be pretty cool. The Thor movies are some of my favorite movies of all. Although the last one is a bit too much on the comedic side

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>most powerful hero
can't wait until based sentry cucks her ass

BASED

inb4 crying white snowflakes

Not blackfag here, but the only "pandering" things about her are kevin feige's remark about being the most powerful avenger, and the "can't spell 'hero' without 'her' marketing
Both of which were barely blips on the radar. Only the sensitive anti-sjw snowflakes made mountains out of molehills

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everything you once held close

spoilers

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you're a dumb teenager who just goes along with board culture. The Thor movies are legitimately just freaking cool whether you can see it or not. Same with most of the Iron Man movies or at least the first one I guess. Doctor Strange was also cool

I know I want my decade long Chad parade to be saved by a toxic cunt nobody cares about.

Imagine if they'd just done a cute fem Adam warlock.

She isn't even in the original infinity war.

> both sides are zogged
The only winning move is not to play

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GOOD GOY

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because of this post im gonna make 3 reddit posts in different subforums about this movie being sexist just to help drum up the narrative

soon, everyone will have forgotten the molehill.

there will only be the mountain

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>MFW when black people are too poor to afford a movie ticket
thank you for saving us brie larson

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AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH

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> liberals are the real racists
> we love the based blacks
the abs. state of cuckservacucks

>The only winning move is not to play
WTF I hate trump now and won't vote next time or will vote 3rd party, thank you for enlightening me fellow white person

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FUCKING HELL, HER GODDAMN VOICE SOUNDS LIKE A SQUEEKY LTTLE GIRL "I'M READY"!!! FUCK YOU CUNT!!!FACT!!!

Literally noone like the Captain Marvel comic.
Why are they trying to push it in the movies?

and then the franchise becomes less profitable

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gutter slop

you missed the 50 tweets and articled where she says she doesnt want white men talking about her movies huh? but sure they pandering toward the SJW Black Panther crowd...

Of course you don’t hate your jewish overlords, mutt.

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so whats the point in watching it now that it's spoiled

>Some of my best friends are white guys!
>I don't hate white guys, but ..

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Doesn't matter when all of the richest Jews vote and donate to Trump.

Based

> no gook

They would already have a much more powerful female hero in the MCU if they hadn't nerfed Scarlet Witch into the ground.

PURPLE MAN BAD

Sneed.

I actually don't know why they didn't let wanda shine some more. She's already established, popwerful as fuck. her bf owns an infinity stone. ez sell

>Seething Iran shill

more like
>ready to defeat white patriarchy

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>being born doesn't make you a hero
>being made doesn't make you a hero
>being built doesn't make you a hero
>what really makes you a hero is having a vagina
Jesus.

That's literally not what the video says
Take note: this is your mind on politics. A retard who deliberately fucks up copy pasting. No wonder you love fake news

How is it possible to ruin your comics and then do the same shit to your movies? Literallly how is it possible to failure so considerably and learn so little?

>top meme comment is from someone, who also uploads Call of Duty videos and sounds 100% underage
the ABSOLUTE state of /pol/

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Eh, Game of Thrones fandom has layers. At one end you've got the people that only watch the show and only remember the names of a handful of characters. Then you've got the people that write pages and pages about why the Maester conspiracy and shit.

The film has had pretty low-key marketing that really did a poor job of making it seem like a decent stand-alone movie. With the post-credit Avengers scene, all the trailers referencing other heros, and the general expectation that she's going to be a central figure in Endgame, her movie seems more like a prologue for Endgame than its own standalone movie. Which doesn't exactly make me want to run out and spend money to see it when I can just see Endgame in a few months anyways.

For an origin movie, it also does a pretty poor job of establishing how she's going to grow. Peter Parker goes from being a wimp to a neighborhood hero. Thor goes from an arrogant, spoiled twat to being a valorous hero. Tony Stark goes from being a self-absorbed playboy to a self-less hero. Captain Marvel goes from an alien space warrior to an alien space warrior. She's not going to be particularly relatable, and I'm kinda skeptical that she's going to grow much in the course of the film. Even Wonder Woman had the whole fish-out-of-water schtick, but Captain Marvel seems pretty relaxed talking with Nick Fury in that trailer.

Because it would´ve needed creativity and good storytelling to develop her character.
Too risky for the Jews.
Just shitting out a new gimmicky origin story, rehashing all the standard tropes is much safer and easier.
Especially with such a Mary Sue HERo.

Man, Love Trumps Hate was a really, really shitty slogan. The parts that really stick out are "Trump" and "Love Trumps."

>Because it would´ve needed creativity and good storytelling to develop her character.
Agreed
>Too risky for the Jews.
Nevermind. Post disregarded

I love Trump's hate

Yep, you've also got the people the unironically agreed with what they called "Trump's hate."

she's so fucking monotone and autistic no wonder she comes across as a cunt every time she opens her mouth
Probably explains the bad foot hygiene, too

can't wait for Sentry to be beating via dance off or bargain

Damage control

Its not even a trailer some dan shit

>frog

Means a French person.

They're called tv spots and every single marvel movie rolls them out by the boatload in the weeks leading up to the release date.

>SOME ARE BUILT
>SOME ARE MADE
>SOME ARE BORN
>SOME COMBAT

the fact that brie is already going around saying she doesnt want muh white males watching will already leave a bad taste in most people's mouths. then when she comes into Endgame and kills Thanos herself while all the original cast dies will be the final nail in the coffin. she is turning into box office poison

She never said that. You really will guzzle down any clickbait shit huh?

This, Avengers movies haven't been good since the very first one. Loved Thor, Dr Strange and Ant Man though. Reaaaaly not interested in Captain Marvel though, it's just too late like you said. I've also never heard of her before, and her character design in the mvoie is awful. I'd have loved an Ultra masculine Dyke with short hair so much more than Brie Larson..

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>Spend forever building up Thanos as THE ULTIMATE BAD DUDE only to have him get defeated by a minor hero who most people have never heard of
For what purpose. Even Black Panther has a more established presence in the MCU universe. Captain Marvel is essentially being retconned in as having always been there all-along.

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>Despite the directors saying that they're not going to do precisely that, I'm going to cling to my made up fears!

When will that happen? Also the hulk should be able to fuck her up if he decides to.

Endgame will be the Last Jedi of Marvel

So is user going to see Captain Marvel?

strawpoll.me/17498555

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IT WAS SANDERS TIME. LETS ALL RAISE MONEY FOR HIM!

>tfw moderate centralist

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>He doesn't realize this will finally generate the pushback needed to drive them out
It's been a long time coming, but I guess the subversion was taking too long. They just couldn't leave us be and let us have our measly entertainment to distract us from the ever increasing tax rate, the debts needed to buy a house or retarded studies needed to land a decent job. They want it all and they want it now, and this folly will be the end of their empire of lies.

this is a bullshit adaptation of infinity gauntlet. no warlock, no silver surfer, instead captain feminist, whom nobody likes.

I like her
your argument has been invalidated

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Fyi in case you fucking retards didnt hear the movie got leaked onto imdb
m.imdb.com/title/tt0445965/videoplayer/vi4211540761?ref_=m_tt_vi_1

you aren't a person though, you're just a worthless somatic

>using the adjective "cool" as a way to validate your point
Just leave

I don't think they'd be stupid enough to have CM save the day
she will, however, probably get top assist over Thor to facilitate either RDJ or Chris Evans saving the day (and subsequently dying)

We did it dcbros, mcu is fucking dead.

>you're a dumb teenager who just goes along with board culture. The Thor movies are legitimately just freaking cool whether you can see it or not. Same with most of the Iron Man movies or at least the first one I guess. Doctor Strange was also cool

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>moving goalposts
Just as planned

Probably the frog supposed to be gook

Saffron a qt.

youtube.com/watch?v=JgffRW1fKDk

>Prozac
>Beer
But you're not supposed to combine alcohol and pills.

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>anyone who disagrees with me is a basedboy
That almost sounds like
>anyone who disagrees with me is a racist
The horseshoe is real

this is real?

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> He liked the Thor movies

> He WATCHED the Thor movies

Yikes!

Imagine liking mass produced garbage that is the same repeated shit meant to grab your money,

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We all new this.

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incels mad af

Nigga what are you doing

>Kevin Feige has some mighty big words to say in a soundbite interview released by the studio for the Captain Marvel movie offering the character is one of the most popular AND powerful in the comics and WILL be so in the MCU. Feige also goes on to say that audiences WILL embrace Brie Larson as Carol Danvers.

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none of the trailers in that video had anything to do with thanos

>Wonder Woman had the whole fish-out-of-water schtick
When they were done with that in the movie, it got a while lot less interesting, which was too bad. That was the best part of the ,movie.

Comic book fans didn’t embrace Carol Danvers until the past decade, when she got feminist writers and a feminist fanbase

Comic book fans never embraced her, it's always been an unnatural, forced push.

this.
she has always been an uninteresting side character you would see in a crossover event and be reminded the character is still around.
The only memorable thing about her really is that she was always illustrated to be super stacked and sexy before her dyke makeover.

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Yeah, her character is basically schizophrenic at this point because their definition of "perfect" keeps changing.

THIS IS LITERALLY WHITE GENOCIDE AAAA HELP ME BROS, THIS MOVIE IS THE REASON WOMEN WONT FUCK ME. HELP, SOMEBODY CALL SARGON, HE IS GOING TO SAVE THE WEST AND STOP THIS MOVIE AAA IM TOTALLY NOT PATHETIC AT ALL.