Cast it.
Cast it
Idris Elba
Brie Larson as Galadriel.
Glenn Close
Idris Elba
Timothée Chalagay
>Timothée Chalagay
That's not even her real name, idiot.
Cast it into the fire, Frodo!
Jonah Hill as Celebrimbor
Fassbender as Fingolfin
BDH as the theater maid who sings me to sleep so I don’t have to watch an adaptation of the dullest story ever told
everyone is cgi glowing entities with multiple dicks
Dave Chappelle as Annatar
Who else?
Keannu Reeves as Feanor
Melkor as Danny Devito
Eru as Chrischan
Honestly I think be a good choice for Feanor.
Me playing the guy who immediately puts the book back down and falls asleep.
triples confirms a meta twist like this no conclude the movie: part 1
For Fëanor was made the mightiest in all parts of body and mind: in valour, in endurance, in beauty, in understanding, in skill, in strength and subtlety alike: of all the Children of Ilúvatar, and a bright flame was in him.
He'd make a great Melkor unironically
Christian Bale as Feanor
Fassbender as Fingolfin
Chris Evans as Fingon
Chris Hemsworth as Finrod
Cate Blanchett als Galadriel l(duh)
Jake Gyllenhall as Turgon
Benedorf Cumberblotch as Melkor
Idris Elba as Sauron
Ryan Gosling as Turin (Elle Fanning as his sister)
Ethan Hawke as Tuor
And now I cant think of anyone anymore.
Beren and Luthien are the last two biggest names to cast.
Debicki as Luthien
Dano as Beren
Karl Urban as Feanor, doesn't matter that he was Eomer.
Feanor is angry most of the time. Can't imagine Keanu like that.
But Christian Bale would be perfect.
Luthien
DiCaprio as Feanor would be pretty kino
nicholas cage as eru
Cage as all the male characters.
Anya as all the female characters.
>my face when Chris won't live forever and the legendarium adaptation rights will be sold off piecemeal to the highest bidder
It was bound to happen, I'm just glad the series had the fanbase it did for a lot of its life. I remember playing an lotr board game years before the movies came out and I was amazed at the sort of care that went in to everything, along with all the other art they had of it. It was a lot of fun being a scrub and asking them random questions about lotr lore, a lot like the threads here. I miss those sorts of nerds, they weren't quite the miserable bastards we are. It's readily apparent in the behind the scenes of the film that they had a lot of lich level dorks working for them, and the care was readily apparent almost everywhere. The paintings and art that preceded the movies also exemplified it. I'm fine just ignoring everything that comes after and remembering the good old days, there's no point sticking around for discussions after rights start switching hands and conversation constantly burns down into arguments over where it was on the horrible-sort of ok spectrum.
Emma Watson as an elf
>can choose whatever form he wants
>chooses a nigger
Yeah no
You're all wrong, Ezra Miller should be Feanor
this
Armie Hammer as Beren, Anya as Luthien
They can't do it justices.
>Dano as Beren
but he's already annatar